Because I want a boyfriend.

And I'm actually trying hard - it's just that nobody is into guys here.

Hi

Quote from: RC on February 04, 2015, 03:23:49 PM

literally no one likes you

Explain my ascended

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Quote from: Numb Digger on February 04, 2015, 03:00:06 PM

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my cl

Whats ur fucking problem dude


ass in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

Fuck you fucker i'll lick your ass you faggot why don't you come meet me so i can lay your queer ass out FAG

You guys posted some really shitty music. None of this is even close to the billboard top 100.

Jester plz

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Quote from: RC on February 03, 2015, 07:58:31 PM

arm wasn't obese enough

hey kinder

what

what did you eat for dinner

a sandwich

was it a lard sandwich

Quote from: RC on February 03, 2015, 07:58:31 PM

arm wasn't obese enough

hey kinder

Quote from: RC on February 03, 2015, 07:41:14 PM

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STEAL MY NAMEPLATE YOU NIGGER

1). BECAUSE I'M A NIGGER
2). I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOURS
3). RILE POSTED A TON OF THEM IN A THREAD