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The Flood / Re: Having the flu sucks
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:23:18 PM »
Have you tried, you know, not having the flu?

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Serious / Re: FL bill to fine/jail trans people
« on: February 09, 2015, 12:13:25 PM »
Meta, you really don't think that this was designed to be anti-trans, or more importantly, could be interpreted that way by a conservative judge?

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prohibits knowingly and willfully entering single-sex public facility designated for or restricted to persons of other biological sex

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The Flood / Re: list things that aren't real
« on: February 09, 2015, 12:09:20 PM »
Your sex life.
Your mother jerks off pigs. She gets down on her knees and crawls through the pigpiss mud slop and snuggles up to the pig, her fingers tracing along it's belly until she finds it's cock. She begins tugging and stroking as her twat moistens, her breasts swelling and her nipples begin to stick out like erasers on a fresh #2 pencil. She grunts with satisfaction as the pig begins eagerly thrusting into her hand, her grip now tightening to maintain control of the pig's greasy corkscrew cock. She lowers her head to watch the cock work in her hand, groans with satisfaction and begins working her clit with her other muddy hand, her hips gyrating with the rhythm of the pig's thrusting.
"Oh fucking jesus god yes.." she gasps. She changes positions, still maintaining control of the feverishly thrusting cock as the pig's squealing intensifies. She leans forward and with her lips almost touching the pig's ear, she whispers your name and begins to shudder. She turns her attention again to the pigs swollen member rocking in her hand. She presses it between her hand and her face, the pig thrusting it against her cheeks as she drools. With a massive grunt and a high pitched squeal, the pig's balls explode, beginning a massive shower of hot, sour pig jizz. You mother cups one hand under the fountain of steaming genetic material gathering it in her hand as the thrusting comes to an end. The pig shudders and begins to walk to the trough of slop in the corner of it's pen, but your mother tackles it to the ground. She lifts it's tail and smears the handful of pig load into the pig's own fetid butthole, turning flakes of crusty pig shit into a pigshit-pigjizz mud slop on the pigs ass. Now she tilts her head to the sky and screams your name, not once, not twice, but three timaes. She slams her face full force into the pig's butthole and it's wreath of shitsemen pudding, her tongue machine gun flicking the rim and then burying itself to the hilt inside the pig's hot colon. Your mother works her tongue around the inside of the pigs ass, and then as a few incoherent syllables escaped her now brown lips, spurts of female ejaculate spurt from her pulsating cunt. Exhausted, she collapses in the mud, rolls over onto her back, and lights a cigarette. She takes one long drag, looks again to the sky, and speaks your name one last time before she drifts off to sleep.
That's your mom. Your mom does that.

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The Flood / Re: How to post like challengerX
« on: February 09, 2015, 12:08:07 PM »
Also step 4: Create 2 (count them 2) dank memes.
You fuckcakes have perverted the meaning of that word into something, frankly, autistic. End your own life. Cunt.
Do you think I care about anything you say, you retarded CUNT?
You're the CUNT, CUNT

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The Flood / Re: How to post like challengerX
« on: February 09, 2015, 12:03:16 PM »
Also step 4: Create 2 (count them 2) dank memes.
You fuckcakes have perverted the meaning of that word into something, frankly, autistic. End your own life. Cunt.

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The Flood / Re: list things that aren't real
« on: February 09, 2015, 09:37:28 AM »

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The Flood / Re: list things that aren't real
« on: February 09, 2015, 09:33:55 AM »

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The Flood / Re: list things that aren't real
« on: February 09, 2015, 09:32:19 AM »
I agree with bisexuality and gOD
but casper made you bi

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The Flood / Re: list things that aren't real
« on: February 09, 2015, 09:30:10 AM »
homosexuality
but that would make you not real

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The Flood / Re: so i finally watched Interstellar
« on: February 09, 2015, 09:29:41 AM »
lol you probably pirated it

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The Flood / list things that aren't real
« on: February 09, 2015, 09:28:35 AM »
ill start:

gOD
the friendzone
bisexuality
global warming

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Serious / Re: Science causes deaths
« on: February 09, 2015, 09:21:11 AM »
gOD's not real though. Only phony fools believe in gOD.

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The Flood / Re: No mods.
« on: February 09, 2015, 06:57:32 AM »
fast

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The Flood / Re: FAST
« on: February 09, 2015, 06:55:19 AM »
f-fast?

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The Flood / LOL
« on: February 09, 2015, 06:55:00 AM »


LOL

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The Flood / Re: *sips coffee*
« on: February 08, 2015, 08:40:54 PM »
Good morning.
oh my fucking god are you retarded?

IT'S NIGHT

FUCKING NIGHT

SAY IT WITH ME

N I G H T

MORNING IS WHEN THE FUCKING SUN IS OUT

NIGHT IS WHEN THE SUN ISN'T OUT (NOW)

HOLY FUCK YOU'RE RETARDED
it's 10:34 am here in the real world

say it with me figment


HOLY

FUCKING

SHIT

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE UPSIDEDOWN IN KANGAROOVILLE DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN GO AROUND IGNORING THE DEFACTO AND DEJURE STANDARD OF TIME AROUND THE WORLD (EST)
I'm going to let it drop because I enjoyed your use of 'dejure'
FUCK YOU NIGGER I USED IT CORRECTLY

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The Flood / Re: *sips coffee*
« on: February 08, 2015, 08:37:03 PM »
Good morning.
oh my fucking god are you retarded?

IT'S NIGHT

FUCKING NIGHT

SAY IT WITH ME

N I G H T

MORNING IS WHEN THE FUCKING SUN IS OUT

NIGHT IS WHEN THE SUN ISN'T OUT (NOW)

HOLY FUCK YOU'RE RETARDED
it's 10:34 am here in the real world

say it with me figment


HOLY

FUCKING

SHIT

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE UPSIDEDOWN IN KANGAROOVILLE DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN GO AROUND IGNORING THE DEFACTO AND DEJURE STANDARD OF TIME AROUND THE WORLD (EST)

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The Flood / Re: *sips coffee*
« on: February 08, 2015, 08:34:00 PM »
Good morning.
oh my fucking god are you retarded?

IT'S NIGHT

FUCKING NIGHT

SAY IT WITH ME

N I G H T

MORNING IS WHEN THE FUCKING SUN IS OUT

NIGHT IS WHEN THE SUN ISN'T OUT (NOW)

HOLY FUCK YOU'RE RETARDED
what are tim zones
cut back on the fucking benadryl dude
lol I haven't done that since I was like 16
isn't that two years from now
I meant 12
that sounds about right

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The Flood / Re: *sips coffee*
« on: February 08, 2015, 08:33:12 PM »
Good morning.
oh my fucking god are you retarded?

IT'S NIGHT

FUCKING NIGHT

SAY IT WITH ME

N I G H T

MORNING IS WHEN THE FUCKING SUN IS OUT

NIGHT IS WHEN THE SUN ISN'T OUT (NOW)

HOLY FUCK YOU'RE RETARDED
what are tim zones
cut back on the fucking benadryl dude
lol I haven't done that since I was like 16
isn't that two years from now

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The Flood / Re: *sips coffee*
« on: February 08, 2015, 08:31:50 PM »
Good morning.
oh my fucking god are you retarded?

IT'S NIGHT

FUCKING NIGHT

SAY IT WITH ME

N I G H T

MORNING IS WHEN THE FUCKING SUN IS OUT

NIGHT IS WHEN THE SUN ISN'T OUT (NOW)

HOLY FUCK YOU'RE RETARDED
what are tim zones
cut back on the fucking benadryl dude

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The Flood / Re: *sips coffee*
« on: February 08, 2015, 08:30:40 PM »
Good morning.
oh my fucking god are you retarded?

IT'S NIGHT

FUCKING NIGHT

SAY IT WITH ME

N I G H T

MORNING IS WHEN THE FUCKING SUN IS OUT

NIGHT IS WHEN THE SUN ISN'T OUT (NOW)

HOLY FUCK YOU'RE RETARDED

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The Flood / Re: I'M A GUY, RC
« on: February 08, 2015, 08:23:03 PM »
NO YOUR NOT XD HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
HAHAHHAHAHAAHA

I'M NOT A MONDAYMAN LIKE YOU.
I'm white. CUNT
White as a fucking fAG cOVERED iN cUM
now im hard ung

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The Flood / Re: I'M A GUY, RC
« on: February 08, 2015, 08:20:14 PM »
NO YOUR NOT XD HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
HAHAHHAHAHAAHA

I'M NOT A MONDAYMAN LIKE YOU.
I'm white. CUNT

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The Flood / Re: I have a confession
« on: February 08, 2015, 08:19:01 PM »
do you believe in magnets?

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The Flood / Re: I'M A GUY, RC
« on: February 08, 2015, 08:17:47 PM »
NO YOUR NOT XD HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
*you're
CUNT. You. 'RE. CUNT

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You actually believed him?
Of course not. I never believe anything Dustin says because he's a stupid troll. But I get the impression that some people believe him even though he's Dustin. Holy shit, kek
LOL YOU PROBABLY GET YOUR NEWS FROM MSNBC LOL FUCKING SCRUB WATCH A REAL NEWS SOURCE

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