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The Flood / Re: Having the flu sucks
« on: February 09, 2015, 01:23:18 PM »
Have you tried, you know, not having the flu?
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The Flood / Re: Having the flu sucks« on: February 09, 2015, 01:23:18 PM »
Have you tried, you know, not having the flu?
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Serious / Re: FL bill to fine/jail trans people« on: February 09, 2015, 12:13:25 PM »
Meta, you really don't think that this was designed to be anti-trans, or more importantly, could be interpreted that way by a conservative judge?
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The Flood / Re: list things that aren't real« on: February 09, 2015, 12:09:20 PM »Your sex life.Your mother jerks off pigs. She gets down on her knees and crawls through the pigpiss mud slop and snuggles up to the pig, her fingers tracing along it's belly until she finds it's cock. She begins tugging and stroking as her twat moistens, her breasts swelling and her nipples begin to stick out like erasers on a fresh #2 pencil. She grunts with satisfaction as the pig begins eagerly thrusting into her hand, her grip now tightening to maintain control of the pig's greasy corkscrew cock. She lowers her head to watch the cock work in her hand, groans with satisfaction and begins working her clit with her other muddy hand, her hips gyrating with the rhythm of the pig's thrusting. "Oh fucking jesus god yes.." she gasps. She changes positions, still maintaining control of the feverishly thrusting cock as the pig's squealing intensifies. She leans forward and with her lips almost touching the pig's ear, she whispers your name and begins to shudder. She turns her attention again to the pigs swollen member rocking in her hand. She presses it between her hand and her face, the pig thrusting it against her cheeks as she drools. With a massive grunt and a high pitched squeal, the pig's balls explode, beginning a massive shower of hot, sour pig jizz. You mother cups one hand under the fountain of steaming genetic material gathering it in her hand as the thrusting comes to an end. The pig shudders and begins to walk to the trough of slop in the corner of it's pen, but your mother tackles it to the ground. She lifts it's tail and smears the handful of pig load into the pig's own fetid butthole, turning flakes of crusty pig shit into a pigshit-pigjizz mud slop on the pigs ass. Now she tilts her head to the sky and screams your name, not once, not twice, but three timaes. She slams her face full force into the pig's butthole and it's wreath of shitsemen pudding, her tongue machine gun flicking the rim and then burying itself to the hilt inside the pig's hot colon. Your mother works her tongue around the inside of the pigs ass, and then as a few incoherent syllables escaped her now brown lips, spurts of female ejaculate spurt from her pulsating cunt. Exhausted, she collapses in the mud, rolls over onto her back, and lights a cigarette. She takes one long drag, looks again to the sky, and speaks your name one last time before she drifts off to sleep. That's your mom. Your mom does that. 3814
The Flood / Re: How to post like challengerX« on: February 09, 2015, 12:08:07 PM »You're the CUNT, CUNTDo you think I care about anything you say, you retarded CUNT?Also step 4: Create 2 (count them 2) dank memes.You fuckcakes have perverted the meaning of that word into something, frankly, autistic. End your own life. Cunt. 3815
The Flood / Re: How to post like challengerX« on: February 09, 2015, 12:03:16 PM »Also step 4: Create 2 (count them 2) dank memes.You fuckcakes have perverted the meaning of that word into something, frankly, autistic. End your own life. Cunt. 3816
The Flood / Re: list things that aren't real« on: February 09, 2015, 09:38:43 AM »they doBut I thought they'd collect welfare.i know. if he were black, he'd do crackHe's not black.weedFuck you faggot, how can you explain SecondClass?autism isn't real either shitlordCasper gave me cASPERGERSI agree with bisexuality and gODbut casper made you bi 3817
The Flood / Re: list things that aren't real« on: February 09, 2015, 09:37:28 AM »if the balls touch it is thoit's not gay if you don't get cum on the guy you just fuckedlol indeedlol im not gayhomosexualitybut that would make you not real 3818
The Flood / Re: list things that aren't real« on: February 09, 2015, 09:37:06 AM »i know. if he were black, he'd do crackHe's not black.weedFuck you faggot, how can you explain SecondClass?autism isn't real either shitlordCasper gave me cASPERGERSI agree with bisexuality and gODbut casper made you bi 3819
The Flood / Re: list things that aren't real« on: February 09, 2015, 09:35:11 AM »weedFuck you faggot, how can you explain SecondClass?autism isn't real either shitlordCasper gave me cASPERGERSI agree with bisexuality and gODbut casper made you bi 3820
The Flood / Re: list things that aren't real« on: February 09, 2015, 09:33:55 AM »autism isn't real either shitlordCasper gave me cASPERGERSI agree with bisexuality and gODbut casper made you bi 3821
The Flood / Re: list things that aren't real« on: February 09, 2015, 09:32:53 AM »lol indeedlol im not gayhomosexualitybut that would make you not real 3822
The Flood / Re: list things that aren't real« on: February 09, 2015, 09:32:19 AM »I agree with bisexuality and gODbut casper made you bi 3823
The Flood / Re: list things that aren't real« on: February 09, 2015, 09:30:10 AM »homosexualitybut that would make you not real 3824
The Flood / Re: so i finally watched Interstellar« on: February 09, 2015, 09:29:41 AM »
lol you probably pirated it
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The Flood / list things that aren't real« on: February 09, 2015, 09:28:35 AM »
ill start:
gOD the friendzone bisexuality global warming 3826
Serious / Re: Science causes deaths« on: February 09, 2015, 09:21:11 AM »
gOD's not real though. Only phony fools believe in gOD.
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The Flood / Re: *sips coffee*« on: February 08, 2015, 08:40:54 PM »FUCK YOU NIGGER I USED IT CORRECTLYI'm going to let it drop because I enjoyed your use of 'dejure'HOLYit's 10:34 am here in the real worldGood morning.oh my fucking god are you retarded? 3831
The Flood / Re: *sips coffee*« on: February 08, 2015, 08:37:03 PM »HOLYit's 10:34 am here in the real worldGood morning.oh my fucking god are you retarded? FUCKING SHIT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE UPSIDEDOWN IN KANGAROOVILLE DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN GO AROUND IGNORING THE DEFACTO AND DEJURE STANDARD OF TIME AROUND THE WORLD (EST) 3832
The Flood / Re: *sips coffee*« on: February 08, 2015, 08:34:00 PM »that sounds about rightI meant 12isn't that two years from nowlol I haven't done that since I was like 16cut back on the fucking benadryl dudewhat are tim zonesGood morning.oh my fucking god are you retarded? 3833
The Flood / Re: *sips coffee*« on: February 08, 2015, 08:33:12 PM »isn't that two years from nowlol I haven't done that since I was like 16cut back on the fucking benadryl dudewhat are tim zonesGood morning.oh my fucking god are you retarded? 3834
The Flood / Re: *sips coffee*« on: February 08, 2015, 08:31:50 PM »cut back on the fucking benadryl dudewhat are tim zonesGood morning.oh my fucking god are you retarded? 3835
The Flood / Re: *sips coffee*« on: February 08, 2015, 08:30:40 PM »Good morning.oh my fucking god are you retarded? IT'S NIGHT FUCKING NIGHT SAY IT WITH ME N I G H T MORNING IS WHEN THE FUCKING SUN IS OUT NIGHT IS WHEN THE SUN ISN'T OUT (NOW) HOLY FUCK YOU'RE RETARDED 3836
The Flood / Re: I'M A GUY, RC« on: February 08, 2015, 08:23:03 PM »now im hard ungWhite as a fucking fAG cOVERED iN cUMI'm white. CUNTNO YOUR NOT XD HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHA 3837
The Flood / Re: I'M A GUY, RC« on: February 08, 2015, 08:20:14 PM »I'm white. CUNTNO YOUR NOT XD HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHA 3838
The Flood / Re: I have a confession« on: February 08, 2015, 08:19:01 PM »
do you believe in magnets?
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The Flood / Re: I'M A GUY, RC« on: February 08, 2015, 08:17:47 PM »CUNT. You. 'RE. CUNTNO YOUR NOT XD HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH*you're 3840
The Flood / Re: Dustin is full of shit. A nuclear blast didn't happen today.« on: February 08, 2015, 08:17:30 PM »LOL YOU PROBABLY GET YOUR NEWS FROM MSNBC LOL FUCKING SCRUB WATCH A REAL NEWS SOURCEYou actually believed him?Of course not. I never believe anything Dustin says because he's a stupid troll. But I get the impression that some people believe him even though he's Dustin. Holy shit, kek |