Quote from: Luciana on February 12, 2015, 07:23:43 PM

Well I'm not gonna judge Noell for what he (or she? sorry I'm new fuck me right?) prefers. I was just trying to have a discussion on the matter.

She. Dustin has some things wrong with his brain, it is best to not take him seriously.

dustywusty is struggling with his own gender, that's why he's so angry all the time

No!  What the hell is going on in this thread? Everyone is acting like your immune system somehow has an influence on whether or not gravity affects you, and that is simply not the case.  Look, gravity is one of the fundamental forces of nature. As such, nature - by default - generates the most of it... and since your immune system is a natural part of your body, it's actually a contributing factor in how fast you accelerate towards the planet.  With that said, there are two ways that you can become "immune" to falling. The first method is to hike out into the middle of a desert and start flinging yourself at the ground. Since there's very little nature in the desert, you'll be experiencing a diminished amount of gravity. (In fact, almost all of the gravity in desert climates is generated by rain forests on the opposite side of the planet.) This will allow you to learn how to dodge gravity, and eventually you'll be adept enough to avoid it in areas with a higher saturation.  The other method of developing gravity "immunity" - though again, that's not really the right word - is to remove all of the nature from your body. See, gravity requires two masses in order to have an observable result, and if you reduce the amount that you generate, you'll become less and less affected by that of other sources. While you could probably have all of your natural organs and such switched out with artificial replacements, surgery of that magnitude is pretty invasive and expensive. If you're willing to wait, a better alternative is to adopt an all-plastic diet and use the well-known property of "You Are What You Eat" to become "non-natural."  Of course, all of this assumes that you're okay with always being immune to gravity. Some people are fine with that, but others find it a little troublesome when they try to go through everyday life whilst floating a few inches off the ground. Fortunately, most cities mandate the spread of various natural substances - vomit, urine, fecal matter, and so on - on sections of the sidewalk. It's easy enough to step in some of it, at which point the soles of your shoes will once again generate gravity and you can walk around as you normally would.  TL;DR: Gravity is generated by everything in nature. Either learn to avoid it, or remove everything natural from your body. 

this thread turned out so fucking bad

Quote from: Deci on February 12, 2015, 05:51:30 PM

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Quote from: Deci on February 12, 2015, 04:16:07 PM

I would like to give you a reminder. Explosion Imminent is not a nickname. It's an insult.

Anyone that tells you otherwise is full of it, and if you say it to me or even mention it in my presence or say that Deci is Explosion Imminent, you're dead to me.

Just like how Lemon is already dead to me because he kept saying it.

Let that be a warning to you. I'll remove friends if I even have to. I'm not joking.

If you get upset over people calling you that they'll keep doing it. It's best to just laugh it off and embrace the nickname.

Or... I give them a bloody nose in real life.

It's not even that bad of a nickname. A lot of people here get nicknames. Mine is Kenny since the Skype profile I use to chat with people on here was made back in high school and I thought that "Kenny Chase" was a cool sounding name for some reason.

Again... It's not a nickname. It's an insult.

Even if it is there's still no good reason to get legitimately angry over it. It's nothing more than a reference to an old prank

dude

stop

Don't you agree?

and perhaps a few of our in house homosexuals, like RC or Dustin,

11/10, this beats my Dustin dating thread

when i was in elementary school when those games came out, my friend convinced me that there was an item in that desert area called the monkey rod that made all of your pokemon level 100

i probably spent 12 hours searching every tile of that area for the monkey rod

giving me a reacharound in florida

like 6'4"

i think most of the people in this thread are overestimating

Racist pigs.

Definitely Slash

id put my dick in it

Quote from: #Invalid Youtube Lіnk# on February 11, 2015, 04:23:37 PM

lol

I know, right?

If your autism has manifested enough to want to carry around a tablet all day, at least get the superior-in-every-way nexus 6.

it looks so much fucking better without it, but this is what you get when a black and a greek are in charge of design

(besides me)

lol

a bank account with a balance of $400