why is everyone itt so salty over what's essentially an inconvenience? shipping a tv can be great, especially if you're getting a stupid good deal or the store doesn't have what you want. buying online isn't (necessarily) neckbeard.

Guys, have you watched the news recently? If you haven't noticed, the world's a horrific mess. A huge mess. Beheadings, school shootings on a rampant scale, fake bomb threats to get out of class, race wars, earthquakes and erupting volcanoes (have you seen Iceland lately?). It's crazy out there. And coincidentally, all of these messes and problems we see everyday in the news were actually prophecied in advance by Jesus Christ and the Bible over 2000 years ago. Just one of many proofs that the Bible is divine (coincidentally, no other "holy books" predict the future as specifically as the Bible does. The Qur'an made a few but they're vague and some turned out to be false. The Bible has a 100% accuracy track record when it comes to prophecy and future events). This all means that Christ is about to return. Which is great if you're saved but it'll be hell on earth if you aren't. You don't want to be here for the Tribulation period. Though many prophecies will reach fulfillment during the Tribulation, we can see right now that all the end time signs foretold by Jesus and His prophets have emerged and are converging (all coming together at once). Here are some of these signs: · Israel has become a burdensome stone and is at the center of the world?s attention. · Unrestrained anti-Semitism is forcing more and more Jews to return to Israel. · Israel is literally surrounded by enemies who want to destroy the tiny nation. · The nations that will participate in the upcoming wars are aligned as prophesied in the Bible. · Everywhere you look ethnic group is against ethnic group. · Wars and rumors of wars abound on earth. · Russia has risen, has a hook in its jaw and is allied with Iran. · There are many false religious movements and false prophets. · The kings of the east are a threat. · The Euphrates River can be dried to a trickle due to the Ataturk Dam, which will prepare the way for the kings of the east. · There is a move towards global religion, global government, and global economy. · Global communication, increase in knowledge · Ability to travel to and fro in all the earth · Nuclear capability · Signs in the sky · Signs in the earth; creation groaning · Return of diseases previously eradicated and the worrisome world Ebola threat · The world is like it was in the days of Noah, corrupt and filled with wickedness. · Horrible terrorist acts are causing fear in the hearts of people worldwide. They're even beheading people here in the U.S. When we combine current events with the fact that ISIS controls 1/3 of Syria, and many terrorist organizations have a base in its city of Damascus, it appears evident that we will soon see the fulfillment of Isaiah 17. (Thanks C.N. for this listing!) We're going to see all prophecy be fulfilled soon! People! Wake up! You can watch real-world news and see these prophecies coming to a head! The Bible isn't a bunch of fairy stories! Archeology, geology, and even topography confirm these people, places, and events existed and happened! The Wall of Jericho fell outward despite being such a fortified city. The Book of Acts for has over 80+ historically verified facts. Acts was written by Luke, who is considered as one of the most credible historians who ever lived. Coincidentally, Luke is the same guy behind the Gospel of Luke. And the fact that Christ's words are coming true means He's God!! Only God knows and can prophecy the future 2000 years in advance. Yet all this phenomenon we see going on baffles our would-be government overlords. For instance, they are in a perpetual tizzy because the American people laughed at John Kerry?s recent announcement that climate change, of all things, was America?s greatest security threat. And they're baffled that the general public refuses to give up their cars and move into caves because of global warming. Or climate change. Whatever they're deciding to call it this week. Given that prophecy is coming true 100%, did you know the Bible also states that Jesus will soon reign over the earth for 1000 years? We can rest confidently assured that the earth is gonna stick around. The freak weather we're all seeing is actually called birth pangs, not climate change. Turbulent, violent weather is a major prophetic indicator. Even creation itself is screaming at us that Christ is about to return! That's why creation is in such an uproar! I'm telling you the truth: Krishna won't save you. allah's just an amalgamation of all of islam's different gods rolled into one. And being a good person won't save you (we've all sinned in some capacity in our lives- how many people have you cussed at and hurt by trolling online this week alone?). The fact that Jesus Christ's words are coming true, prophecied in advance over 2000 years ago, proves He is the all-knowing, all-seeing, ONLY God! And guess what? He LOVES you! Goodness does He love you and He knows every jot of information there is to know about you. And guess what else? He loves you... even though you shop-lifted that one time. He loves you even though you get a sick thrill out of trolling people or watching japanese hentai. He loves you even though you suffer under the idea that you did something that you assume is unforgivable. He loves you even though you've slandered and hurt others. And He'll forgive anything. For instance, people have burned His Word. Yet, He's forgiven them! And He wants to forgive you and help you get out of your sinful lifestyle! It doesn't matter if you're black, white, asian, or indian. Ethnicity isn't a barrier to Him. You're His child! We're ALL His children! And if you'll believe in Him, accept Him as your Lord and Savior and repent of your sins, He'll save you! Simple as that. Do yourself the biggest favor of your life: TAKE THAT OFFER!!! Why settle for mud pies here on earth when Jesus offers you an eternal feast? Don't be left behind to endure the Tribulation. Save yourselves now while the Ark doors are still open... because they're about to shut. And you do not want to be left here when they finally close. The judgement of God is a terrifying thing and if you think God is unfair for judging sinners, need I remind you that He's given humanity the opportunity to escape His coming judgement for over 2000 years if they would simply believe in Jesus and repent. We're talking about the fate of your eternal life here... and eternity is an awful long time to be on the wrong side. Don't let satan drag you down into the lake of fire with him. That's his end game. He doesn't care about you. His attitude is, "If I'm going down, you're going down with me!" He wants to destroy as many people as possible. What else can explain the insane evil you see increasing everywhere on a daily basis? Satan knows his time is short and he wants to cause as much damage and ensnare as many souls as possible- yours included. Don't let that monster win your soul! Now, I'm sure some of your responses to reading all of this will probably be firing off the typical f-bombs and insisting none of this can be real. That it's the delusional, mis-conceptualized ranting of a religious fanatic. I don't blame you for thinking that way. I wonder if Noah felt like he was a fanatic as he built the Ark and everyone mocked and ridiculed him for his message... that is until the flood suddenly came. Suddenly Noah wasn't that misguided, God-crazy person everyone thought he was... If you doubt me, that's fair. You're allowed to doubt all of this if you want to. But the writing is on the wall every day in the news. It's getting harder and harder to deny... If you have doubts but deep down want to be saved, I recommend the following authors. Ravi Zacharias is great if you're sensitive to issues of race and ethnicity and how Jesus can save you. William Lane Craig and Norman L. Geisler are great if you're an atheist or agnostic who believes that science is the end-all, be-all answer to everything. They'll give you answers and evidence to really chew on if you'll be open and honest to what they have to say (basically, they're great for if you've ever demanded hard scientific evidence for God's existence). And Lee Strobel is great for those of you who have a curious interest into whether everything about Jesus and the Bible is true or not. For more readily available answers, the "One Minute Apologist" here on youtube is great for quick answers to tough questions about God. If you're still in doubt about all of this, take this to heart: the Bible says Damascus (that's in Syria) will be DESTROYED. A ruinous heap. Test God's word against Him! Read Isaiah 17. If Damascus never falls, then the Bible is flawed. But when Damascus does soon fall... then you'll know God is no liar. And how can an all-knowing, all-seeing, inerrant God get anything wrong? If He says Jesus is the only way to heaven, then Jesus really is the only way. If there were any other way to heaven, even ONE alternate way, then why did Christ have to die? If there's no hell to protect us all from then His death was pointless. That's why we spread the Gospel: to tell you that there's a way to save yourself. And it's completely free if you'll simply accept Christ's offer! In any other faith you have to work to secure your salvation. The Bible says our works are as dirty rags. None of us could ever produce enough righteous acts to earn our way to heaven. That's why Christ's offer is so great: all you have to do is accept it and He'll cover you with His righteousness! So, you can either argue about all of this... or better yet, you can humbly admit that you're a sinner, turn and repent of your sinful lifestyle and believe in Jesus and ask Him to save you. He'd be delighted to. But there's not much time left. Save yourself while you still can.?

Shopping at goodwill when you can afford to shop at Walmart is akin eating at the soup kitchen when you can afford um Walmart I guess.

Quote from: Rape Culture on March 02, 2015, 04:09:04 PM

IPhone users getting btfo

hey that's almost as good as the 6 Plus

i guess bending is a feature

IPhone users getting btfo

Never have, that's just fucking gross

fuck you your mean to me

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stop

he's the reason i weigh 500lbs

 

LOL FCKING POOR GET A JOB WELFARE QUEEN

Have a wonderful day!

I can legally post nudes in the next one

Oh no, I made a remark to another member of the forum. I've been... exposed?

Like I said, I can remember a time when you weren't a dribbling caveman buffoon. You're not unintelligent. Those times may come again whenever you're done acting like an angry attention-seeking sixteen-year-old stuck in an adults body. That'll be all for you this evening. I bid you adieu.

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The system must be broken

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Quote from: Azumarill on February 26, 2015, 09:19:48 PM

l8 m8

was it already made here?

yes

its still on the front page

oh well sorry mr forum policeman

the dress is black and blue by the way

yes it is, but why the fuck do so many people say it's white and gold? i asked like three people irl who I know couldn't be in on the joke if it is one, and two said white and gold :/

the way ive heard it, the light composition is messing with people's eyes in some versions of the photo.

it's definitely shitty lighting and I can totally see a gold tint, but how the fuck can people mistake the blue for white? it isn't even a light blue, it's very dark