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The Flood / Re: need a tie
« on: May 09, 2015, 11:46:51 AM »
i sexually identify as kitchenwear
no i do stop fucking oppressing me shitlord

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The Flood / Re: Why do you people "favorite" female members?
« on: May 09, 2015, 11:42:52 AM »
my buxom figure is irresistible to these virgins

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The Flood / need a tie
« on: May 09, 2015, 11:41:14 AM »
hey tumblr

i need a tie for graduation and i wanna come out as gender-opposed polyamorous panasexual melon-identifying kettlekin (metal/nonstick/microwavable are my pronouns) via tie, so what should i get?

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever been in love?
« on: May 09, 2015, 09:01:55 AM »
I remember a Kinder thread like that which ended with them in the same physics lab or something.
were they studying his gravitational pull?

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever been in love?
« on: May 08, 2015, 08:00:42 PM »
i was doing some light cardio before my squats (it was leg day), and this SMOKIN hot babe hopped on the treadmill next to me. i KNEW that I had to get a piece of that and, me being me, I knew it would be no problem. when she bent down to fix her yoga pants, though, and I got some side boob, i was in love. of course, it had been MONTHS since my last orgasm so my confidence was OFF THE CHARTS, so I took her then and there, and boy, was it worth it. im so great.

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The Flood / Re: every day gasai
« on: May 08, 2015, 04:37:26 PM »
:'( :'( :'(
how many scales do you go through in a week
I don't own a scale
oh so you threw your last one out? when did it break? on trusday?

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The Flood / Re: Cop bites testicles of man
« on: May 08, 2015, 04:36:19 PM »
Wanna bite mine?

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Serious / Re: Was Ronald Reagan's Presidency justified?
« on: May 08, 2015, 04:36:01 PM »
No, he was never elected. Obama actually won that election, but Reagan stole his thunder, the bastard.

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Serious / Re: I just saw THE dumbest facebook post, ever
« on: May 08, 2015, 04:34:49 PM »
You're thin-skinned as fuck bro

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The Flood / Re: every day gasai
« on: May 08, 2015, 04:33:05 PM »
:'( :'( :'(
how many scales do you go through in a week

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The Flood / Re: every day gasai
« on: May 08, 2015, 01:32:54 PM »
omg you fucking faggot add me
WHATS YOUR FUCKING NAME

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The Flood / every day gasai
« on: May 08, 2015, 01:31:22 PM »


every single fucking day

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The Flood / Re: am i a mod?
« on: May 08, 2015, 07:53:44 AM »
what made you think that you were? it's mysterious
i had a dream, don't judge me 😭😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😣✊💦💦💦😳😳😳

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The Flood / Re: am i a mod?
« on: May 08, 2015, 07:44:28 AM »
what made you think that you were? it's mysterious
i had a dream, don't judge me 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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The Flood / Re: am i a mod?
« on: May 08, 2015, 07:36:08 AM »
im not a mod :(

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The Flood / am i a mod?
« on: May 08, 2015, 07:35:51 AM »
i don't know

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The Flood / Re: JIM
« on: May 07, 2015, 03:08:01 PM »
YouTube

SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS
fuck off, you like nin for christ's sake

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The Flood / JIM
« on: May 07, 2015, 01:42:38 PM »
I SAW NMH LIVE LAST NIGHT HOLY FUCK IT WAS MIND BENDING, WHY DONT YOU LIKE THIS BAND AGAIN?

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The Flood / Re: Just discovered Reddit and I'm hooked
« on: May 07, 2015, 01:37:31 PM »
sub to justice porn, it's amaze

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The Flood / Re: PSA re: trolling
« on: May 06, 2015, 01:36:17 PM »
It's not trolling. It's a bad way of making yourself feel good.
RC: Is gay but has been called bad for it
Solution: Get positive feedback
Method: Start saying negative things so that positive things will attack
wat

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The Flood / Re: ahaha
« on: May 05, 2015, 07:05:36 PM »

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The Flood / ahaha
« on: May 05, 2015, 06:59:15 PM »

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Serious / Re: You know what atheists? Fuck you
« on: May 05, 2015, 02:30:47 PM »
>tfw i cant join the anti-secular festivities till the fall

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The Flood / Re: I went to the gym today
« on: May 04, 2015, 08:07:12 PM »
Yall niggas is so obsessed with dicks smh
/white guy that says nigga because he smokes weed
homophobe

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The Flood / Re: I went to the gym today
« on: May 04, 2015, 08:00:48 PM »
I'm actually really fat and I have bad acne. I only make fun of Jive because he is so perfect in every way, including his little penis.
same, plus im like 4'11" it's pathetic

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The Flood / Re: I went to the gym today
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:50:38 PM »
LOL I love how everybody else always stops and it's just me and Lemon taking things too far.
i was making an omlet, i forgot about that source of protein, now i can finally release my sexual energy

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The Flood / Re: I went to the gym today
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:21:06 PM »
I find this banter thrown at jive funny but like aren't you all fat, unhealthy, depressed/pessimistic, and virgins
jesus christ dude fucking lighten up just cuz you arent as good as me its fine you dont have to go acting like a tough guy some people are better than others talk shit get hit dude

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The Flood / Re: itt: post shit you have that you bet others dont
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:20:03 PM »
An engineering degree. Eat your heart out, Cheat.
lol enjoy the unemployment line, no one gives a fuck about that pseudoscience

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The Flood / Re: I went to the gym today
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:18:55 PM »
HOLY

FUCKING

SHIT

I DONT HAVE ANY FUCKING LEAN MEATS I NEED FUCKING PROTEIN IM LOSING GAINS BY THE MINUTE I CANT HAVE FUCKING BEANS TODAY BECAUSE THE SODIUM WILL FUCK UP MY LIBODO AND I CANT HAVE FUCKING RED MEAT CUZ ITS  FAT CUTTING LEG DAY HOLY FCKING SHIT IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE ALL OF MY PROGRES WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO FUCK

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The Flood / Re: I went to the gym today
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:12:28 PM »
I will rape all of you irl
good fuckin luck dude i can bench 500lbs you cant even fucking touch me you fucking knave

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