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The Flood / Re: need a tie
« on: May 09, 2015, 11:46:51 AM »i sexually identify as kitchenwearno i do stop fucking oppressing me shitlord
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The Flood / Re: need a tie« on: May 09, 2015, 11:46:51 AM »i sexually identify as kitchenwearno i do stop fucking oppressing me shitlord 2972
The Flood / Re: Why do you people "favorite" female members?« on: May 09, 2015, 11:42:52 AM »
my buxom figure is irresistible to these virgins
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The Flood / need a tie« on: May 09, 2015, 11:41:14 AM »
hey tumblr
i need a tie for graduation and i wanna come out as gender-opposed polyamorous panasexual melon-identifying kettlekin (metal/nonstick/microwavable are my pronouns) via tie, so what should i get? 2974
The Flood / Re: Have you ever been in love?« on: May 09, 2015, 09:01:55 AM »I remember a Kinder thread like that which ended with them in the same physics lab or something.were they studying his gravitational pull? 2975
The Flood / Re: Have you ever been in love?« on: May 08, 2015, 08:00:42 PM »
i was doing some light cardio before my squats (it was leg day), and this SMOKIN hot babe hopped on the treadmill next to me. i KNEW that I had to get a piece of that and, me being me, I knew it would be no problem. when she bent down to fix her yoga pants, though, and I got some side boob, i was in love. of course, it had been MONTHS since my last orgasm so my confidence was OFF THE CHARTS, so I took her then and there, and boy, was it worth it. im so great.
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The Flood / Re: every day gasai« on: May 08, 2015, 04:37:26 PM »oh so you threw your last one out? when did it break? on trusday?I don't own a scalehow many scales do you go through in a week 2978
Serious / Re: Was Ronald Reagan's Presidency justified?« on: May 08, 2015, 04:36:01 PM »
No, he was never elected. Obama actually won that election, but Reagan stole his thunder, the bastard.
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Serious / Re: I just saw THE dumbest facebook post, ever« on: May 08, 2015, 04:34:49 PM »
You're thin-skinned as fuck bro
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The Flood / Re: every day gasai« on: May 08, 2015, 04:33:05 PM »how many scales do you go through in a week 2981
The Flood / Re: every day gasai« on: May 08, 2015, 01:32:54 PM »omg you fucking faggot add meWHATS YOUR FUCKING NAME 2983
The Flood / Re: am i a mod?« on: May 08, 2015, 07:53:44 AM »😣✊💦💦💦😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂😂what made you think that you were? it's mysteriousi had a dream, don't judge me 😭😭😭😭😭😭 2984
The Flood / Re: am i a mod?« on: May 08, 2015, 07:44:28 AM »what made you think that you were? it's mysteriousi had a dream, don't judge me 😭😭😭😭😭😭 2987
SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPSfuck off, you like nin for christ's sake 2989
The Flood / Re: Just discovered Reddit and I'm hooked« on: May 07, 2015, 01:37:31 PM »
sub to justice porn, it's amaze
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The Flood / Re: PSA re: trolling« on: May 06, 2015, 01:36:17 PM »It's not trolling. It's a bad way of making yourself feel good.wat 2991
Is this your fetishyes 2993
Serious / Re: You know what atheists? Fuck you« on: May 05, 2015, 02:30:47 PM »
>tfw i cant join the anti-secular festivities till the fall
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The Flood / Re: I went to the gym today« on: May 04, 2015, 08:07:12 PM »homophobeYall niggas is so obsessed with dicks smh 2995
The Flood / Re: I went to the gym today« on: May 04, 2015, 08:00:48 PM »I'm actually really fat and I have bad acne. I only make fun of Jive because he is so perfect in every way, including his little penis.same, plus im like 4'11" it's pathetic 2996
The Flood / Re: I went to the gym today« on: May 04, 2015, 07:50:38 PM »LOL I love how everybody else always stops and it's just me and Lemon taking things too far.i was making an omlet, i forgot about that source of protein, now i can finally release my sexual energy 2997
The Flood / Re: I went to the gym today« on: May 04, 2015, 07:21:06 PM »I find this banter thrown at jive funny but like aren't you all fat, unhealthy, depressed/pessimistic, and virginsjesus christ dude fucking lighten up just cuz you arent as good as me its fine you dont have to go acting like a tough guy some people are better than others talk shit get hit dude 2998
The Flood / Re: itt: post shit you have that you bet others dont« on: May 04, 2015, 07:20:03 PM »An engineering degree. Eat your heart out, Cheat.lol enjoy the unemployment line, no one gives a fuck about that pseudoscience 2999
The Flood / Re: I went to the gym today« on: May 04, 2015, 07:18:55 PM »
HOLY
FUCKING SHIT I DONT HAVE ANY FUCKING LEAN MEATS I NEED FUCKING PROTEIN IM LOSING GAINS BY THE MINUTE I CANT HAVE FUCKING BEANS TODAY BECAUSE THE SODIUM WILL FUCK UP MY LIBODO AND I CANT HAVE FUCKING RED MEAT CUZ ITS FAT CUTTING LEG DAY HOLY FCKING SHIT IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE ALL OF MY PROGRES WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO FUCK 3000
The Flood / Re: I went to the gym today« on: May 04, 2015, 07:12:28 PM »I will rape all of you irlgood fuckin luck dude i can bench 500lbs you cant even fucking touch me you fucking knave |