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The Flood / Re: Fox News bimbo gets owned by Satanist.
« on: July 06, 2015, 10:29:42 PM »
I don't see how anyone got owned here.
The lady who said she was a lawyer for 10 years got shat on by a fringe religious leader.

I don't see how.

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The Flood / Re: Fox News bimbo gets owned by Satanist.
« on: July 06, 2015, 09:24:31 PM »
I don't see how anyone got owned here.

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The Flood / Re: Are you ugly? I'll rate you
« on: July 06, 2015, 09:13:14 PM »
I would if I was even slightly photogenic. Which, I'm not.

Just imagine



with dirty blonde hair and pitch black eyes.

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Gaming / Re: My Batman: AK review
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:52:39 PM »
- Just put a few civ npcs here and there. Not that fucking hard
They would have to develop civilian AI and strategically place them. Not to mention, it would fuck with the Batmobile's functionality.

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- Riddler has always been my favorite and I had to fucking kill him
Riddler never dies, dude.

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- What do you expect from a batman game? The combat is simple and fun.
I expect better combat, because that's what I'm used to from these games.

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- IT IS NOT CRINGY. IT IS FUCKING BADASS AND YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF. DEATHSTROKE IS A BITCH. I RAPED YOUR SISTER WHEN SHE WAS 5 MOTHERFUCKER.

Calm down. It has a pretty bad delivery, dude. The line is sick, though.

The good delivery.

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The bad delivery. (skip to 13:00)

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- Riddler doesn't really die but you still kill him in the hallucination
So what.

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- Combat is pretty much the same
There are half a dozen combat moves and enemy types missing from Knight to simplify the combat.
so what?

I HAD TO KILL MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD HERO.

In a video game. Chill, fam.

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Gaming / Re: My Batman: AK review
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:35:59 PM »
- Just put a few civ npcs here and there. Not that fucking hard
They would have to develop civilian AI and strategically place them. Not to mention, it would fuck with the Batmobile's functionality.

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- Riddler has always been my favorite and I had to fucking kill him
Riddler never dies, dude.

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- What do you expect from a batman game? The combat is simple and fun.
I expect better combat, because that's what I'm used to from these games.

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- IT IS NOT CRINGY. IT IS FUCKING BADASS AND YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF. DEATHSTROKE IS A BITCH. I RAPED YOUR SISTER WHEN SHE WAS 5 MOTHERFUCKER.

Calm down. It has a pretty bad delivery, dude. The line is sick, though.

The good delivery.

YouTube


The bad delivery. (skip to 13:00)

YouTube

- Riddler doesn't really die but you still kill him in the hallucination
So what.

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- Combat is pretty much the same
There are half a dozen combat moves and enemy types missing from Knight to simplify the combat.

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Gaming / Re: My Batman: AK review
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:23:21 PM »
- Just put a few civ npcs here and there. Not that fucking hard
They would have to develop civilian AI and strategically place them. Not to mention, it would fuck with the Batmobile's functionality.

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- Riddler has always been my favorite and I had to fucking kill him
Riddler never dies, dude.

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- What do you expect from a batman game? The combat is simple and fun.
I expect better combat, because that's what I'm used to from these games.

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- IT IS NOT CRINGY. IT IS FUCKING BADASS AND YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF. DEATHSTROKE IS A BITCH. I RAPED YOUR SISTER WHEN SHE WAS 5 MOTHERFUCKER.

Calm down. It has a pretty bad delivery, dude. The line is sick, though.

The good delivery.

YouTube


The bad delivery. (skip to 13:00)

YouTube


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Gaming / Re: My Batman: AK review
« on: July 06, 2015, 06:04:59 PM »
Objections:

Cons
-what purpose would a batcave serve?
-"civilized" gotham seems like a lot of work with no payoff
-not sure what you meant by "the game made me kill my favourite villain as joker"

Pros
-Battle mode is contrived and mundane
-Gordon is annoying (voice actor's fault)
-Combat is dumbed down from City and Origins
-side missions are a let down, the longest missions are the most repetitive
-"i am vengeance. I am the night. I am batman" was ridiculously cringe-worthy. Thanks, Kevin Conroy.

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Gaming / Re: So, after getting my Platinum in Arkham Knight...
« on: July 06, 2015, 05:28:36 PM »
I liked origins

Same here, dude.
ikr
though batman looked a bit too bulky

Better than his Asylum and City look, though.

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Gaming / Re: So, after getting my Platinum in Arkham Knight...
« on: July 06, 2015, 05:23:42 PM »
I liked origins

Same here, dude.

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The Flood / Re: Where is Lemon
« on: July 06, 2015, 05:12:50 PM »
Just message him on Playstation or some shit. That's what he did when I left.
Hold on let me just turn on my Playstation

THAT I DONT HAVE

YOU STUPID FUCK

So then ask someone who does.

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Gaming / Re: So, after getting my Platinum in Arkham Knight...
« on: July 06, 2015, 05:11:59 PM »
I actually enjoyed the game, though I will say it was shamefully overhyped.  The boss battles from the previous games are nonexistent, the Robin/Nightwing/Catwoman gameplay was a letdown, and the fucking Batmobile felt like it was being shoved down my throat.

And to be honest, I wasn't let down by the Arkham Knight himself, since I called Jason Todd/Red Hood being the villain.  Given how they brought out some unknown villains as bosses for the Gotham's Most Wanted, I probably would have been more surprised if the Knight was someone like Wraith or something.  Or imagine if it was Hush, since he's going complete out of his way to be Bruce,  so why not imitate the Batman as well?

I agree. For all of it's faults, I still really enjoyed the game, and would say it's my second favorite in the series. I didn't play Asylum, though.

wat

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The Flood / Re: Where is Lemon
« on: July 06, 2015, 05:09:32 PM »
Just message him on Playstation or some shit. That's what he did when I left.

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Gaming / Re: Arkham Knight The Perfect Crime Side Mission
« on: July 06, 2015, 04:36:55 PM »
In addition, his bio in the game even states that he has developed an immunity to his toxin as a result of prolonged exposure.

Wait... what? His Arkham Knight bio states that?

Seriously Rocksteady. What the fuck is wrong with you guys. That makes an awful ending even worse.

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Gaming / Re: So, after getting my Platinum in Arkham Knight...
« on: July 06, 2015, 03:08:47 PM »
If you restructure it a little, this could be made into a News submission and a frontpage feature as a review of the game.

I'm sure you're right. But I don't have the energy to do that right now. Plus, anyone who wanrs to talk about my thoughts on the game can reply to me here.

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I don't give a shit about politics. But my entire life and choices revolve around a philosophy. And I like to argue it.

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The Flood / Re: How Can We Even Trust Atoms?
« on: July 06, 2015, 02:24:26 PM »
How original.

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Gaming / Re: So, after getting my Platinum in Arkham Knight...
« on: July 06, 2015, 02:22:16 PM »
I know the PC port is shit. And that's a shame. But I'm not playing on PC so I don't really care, as it doesn't affect me.
So then why bring up issues about Origins being shit on PC if you're not going to apply the same standards to Knight?

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I can agree Origins had a more serious story than Asylum or City. Not sure about it being better though.
I never said it was better than City or Asylum. Just more serious. Although, it is much better than Knight.

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And a realistic art style? I've been looking at pictures. It looks toned down. Not more realistic.
City

Origins

City

Origins


It's pretty obvious, dude...


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The snow looks like a plastic texture covering the ground. Gone are the pools of water collecting light from Arkham City.
Which has nothing to do with art style...

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The Batmobile I enjoyed. I don't think it sucks. I think it's overused. So there you have it.
So did I. It just doesn't have a good place in the game. Pursuit mode is functional, but battle mode literally makes no sense.
Hmm, I'm not sure, City just looked better to me. Could be art style, or just certain features. Eh.
Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed City/Asylum's art style, too. I just think that Origins was more realistic and a nice change of pace.

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But it was unfortunate, considering I never had any problems with Asylum or City.
Asylum and City weren't as big or graphics-intensive as Origins, though.

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Gaming / Re: So, after getting my Platinum in Arkham Knight...
« on: July 06, 2015, 01:27:50 PM »
I know the PC port is shit. And that's a shame. But I'm not playing on PC so I don't really care, as it doesn't affect me.
So then why bring up issues about Origins being shit on PC if you're not going to apply the same standards to Knight?

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I can agree Origins had a more serious story than Asylum or City. Not sure about it being better though.
I never said it was better than City or Asylum. Just more serious. Although, it is much better than Knight.

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And a realistic art style? I've been looking at pictures. It looks toned down. Not more realistic.
City

Origins

City

Origins


It's pretty obvious, dude...


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The snow looks like a plastic texture covering the ground. Gone are the pools of water collecting light from Arkham City.
Which has nothing to do with art style...

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The Batmobile I enjoyed. I don't think it sucks. I think it's overused. So there you have it.
So did I. It just doesn't have a good place in the game. Pursuit mode is functional, but battle mode literally makes no sense.

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Gaming / Re: So, after getting my Platinum in Arkham Knight...
« on: July 06, 2015, 11:56:44 AM »
I enjoyed the story. It's not trash.

It is trash, though.

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I had freezing and framerate problems, the graphics were downgraded compared to City, and even Asylum.
>PC
Arkham Knight on PC is even worse than Origins.
On consoles, Origins is the best looking of the 3.

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They also had a different look. Like almost a more cartoonish art style. The story was shorter. The tacked on MP was awful. Just not that good of a game compared to the others.
Origins has a more realistic art style that I enjoyed, as well as a more serious and better-performed story than the other 2. The MP was tolerable with friends but for the most part, yeah. It was shit. Kind of sucks because those trophies are the only ones holding me back from a Platinum /:


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Also keep in mind. It doesn't matter if Knight has the best story in the series, or the worst. Story isn't the deciding factor, or end all.
But... it is, in this sense.
Knight doesn't do much to deviate from stuff that City already established, gameplay-wise. And the stuff it does (batmobile) sucks.
So, what we have essentially is Arkham City, with worse gameplay, and a worse story. I can deal with the Batmobile, but the story is god-awful.

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Gaming / Re: So, after getting my Platinum in Arkham Knight...
« on: July 05, 2015, 11:08:17 PM »
I agree with most of what you said. I still love the game though. Best game this year so far IMO, right behind TW3. I also think it's the best game in the series. Right behind Arkham City.
I don't even... the story is trash. How can it be second best to you?

I'm just at a loss for words, really.

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Also. Is that Pyg Man side mission not the creepiest thing ever?
Yeah, but I didn't really like it all that much, to be honest.

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Serious / Re: Hypothetically, if humans were carnivorous...
« on: July 05, 2015, 10:49:03 PM »
midget is a known troll; don't bother

Just because I have differing opinions doesn't mean I'm a troll. Just because I'm also right doesn't mean I'm a troll.

Really, man? This is worse than PSU.

But the hard truth is just because I have a differing opinion doesn't make me a troll. I have no idea why that's become a thing - people vary in their ideals.

No one is implying you are a troll BECAUSE you have a different opinion.

Then there's no point in discussing this then. I'm not a troll.

Your actions indicate otherwise.

That makes no sense. If my actions of defending my opinions makes me a troll, then sure, I guess I'm the biggest troll there is.

I never implied that your action of defending an opinion made you a troll.

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Serious / Re: Hypothetically, if humans were carnivorous...
« on: July 05, 2015, 10:29:02 PM »
midget is a known troll; don't bother

Just because I have differing opinions doesn't mean I'm a troll. Just because I'm also right doesn't mean I'm a troll.

Really, man? This is worse than PSU.

But the hard truth is just because I have a differing opinion doesn't make me a troll. I have no idea why that's become a thing - people vary in their ideals.

No one is implying you are a troll BECAUSE you have a different opinion.

Then there's no point in discussing this then. I'm not a troll.

Your actions indicate otherwise.

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Serious / Re: Hypothetically, if humans were carnivorous...
« on: July 05, 2015, 10:12:35 PM »
midget is a known troll; don't bother

Just because I have differing opinions doesn't mean I'm a troll. Just because I'm also right doesn't mean I'm a troll.

Really, man? This is worse than PSU.

But the hard truth is just because I have a differing opinion doesn't make me a troll. I have no idea why that's become a thing - people vary in their ideals.

No one is implying you are a troll BECAUSE you have a different opinion.

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Gaming / Re: So, after getting my Platinum in Arkham Knight...
« on: July 05, 2015, 10:11:56 PM »
I liked the Hush side mission. It was unexpected.
I was mostly disappointed because we didn't get this Hush.


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I thought the Battle-Mode for the batmobile was way overused in the story, but I enjoyed Pursuit mode a lot more.
So did I, although they should have made Pursuit mode a faster way of transportation. Gliding is still the fastest way to get to places.

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On the subject of Riddler, he's great in this game, he has some really great lines. I found him way funnier than Joker,
Same here buddy. Especially this.
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and I quite enjoyed the boss battle with him, although that's probably because there are so few in the game.

And none of them are all that great.

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Regarding Scarecrow, I thought his defeat felt a bit lame, which is really a shame, because this is my favorite incarnation of Scarecrow by far. I feel like Scarecrow "getting a taste of his own medicine" is how he is defeated nine times out of ten in Batman stories. It would've been nice if his defeat was more original and grandiose. It was very underwhelming. I also thought having Barbara end up being alive took away from his scariness and villainy.
This/10

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I also really liked the fight with Goliath in the Western stage, because it was fun and lighthearted. That segment set in the movie studios may have been punctuated by dark moments involving Jason Todd, but I found that tracking down the three infected, particularly Goliath, felt like the last of the lighthearted adventures of Batman and Robin. I wish there was a Burt Ward Robin skin available, because I totally would've used that in conjunction with the Adam West skin.
I could take or leave the movie studios section. The Jason Todd shit was some of the worst foreshadowing, in hindsight. I really liked Johnny Charisma, though.

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Overall I really enjoyed the game, but I feel it suffered in a few areas. City remains the best game in the series, in my opinion.
I really preferred Asylum over City, but it's honestly a tossup. There are aspects of both games that I enjoy more than the other, but Asylum felt more contained and Batman-y. I still get goosebumps over the Zsasz audio files.

THen there's this gem: "this is merely check, detective. I'll be mating you soon. Wait - I meant Chess! Chess, you base, gutter-minded savage!"

Oh man, that's actually awesome. I never heard it in game, though...

I forgot to mention that I really liked Joker's line on Catwoman.

"When did Ms. Kyle becomes so attractive? It must have been when I started looking at her through your eyes."

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Serious / Re: Hypothetically, if humans were carnivorous...
« on: July 05, 2015, 10:10:08 PM »
midget is a known troll; don't bother

Just because I have differing opinions doesn't mean I'm a troll. Just because I'm also right doesn't mean I'm a troll.

Really, man? This is worse than PSU.

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Gaming / Re: So, after getting my Platinum in Arkham Knight...
« on: July 05, 2015, 10:06:58 PM »
I liked the Hush side mission. It was unexpected.
I was mostly disappointed because we didn't get this Hush.


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I thought the Battle-Mode for the batmobile was way overused in the story, but I enjoyed Pursuit mode a lot more.
So did I, although they should have made Pursuit mode a faster way of transportation. Gliding is still the fastest way to get to places.

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On the subject of Riddler, he's great in this game, he has some really great lines. I found him way funnier than Joker,
Same here buddy. Especially this.
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and I quite enjoyed the boss battle with him, although that's probably because there are so few in the game.

And none of them are all that great.

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Regarding Scarecrow, I thought his defeat felt a bit lame, which is really a shame, because this is my favorite incarnation of Scarecrow by far. I feel like Scarecrow "getting a taste of his own medicine" is how he is defeated nine times out of ten in Batman stories. It would've been nice if his defeat was more original and grandiose. It was very underwhelming. I also thought having Barbara end up being alive took away from his scariness and villainy.
This/10

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I also really liked the fight with Goliath in the Western stage, because it was fun and lighthearted. That segment set in the movie studios may have been punctuated by dark moments involving Jason Todd, but I found that tracking down the three infected, particularly Goliath, felt like the last of the lighthearted adventures of Batman and Robin. I wish there was a Burt Ward Robin skin available, because I totally would've used that in conjunction with the Adam West skin.
I could take or leave the movie studios section. The Jason Todd shit was some of the worst foreshadowing, in hindsight. I really liked Johnny Charisma, though.

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Overall I really enjoyed the game, but I feel it suffered in a few areas. City remains the best game in the series, in my opinion.
I really preferred Asylum over City, but it's honestly a tossup. There are aspects of both games that I enjoy more than the other, but Asylum felt more contained and Batman-y. I still get goosebumps over the Zsasz audio files.

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The Flood / Re: are you having a shitty night?
« on: July 05, 2015, 09:19:16 PM »
Yes but this does not help.

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Gaming / Re: So, after getting my Platinum in Arkham Knight...
« on: July 05, 2015, 08:53:24 PM »
One of my favorite moments however was the quick Hush side mission. It was something I was not expecting and was delightful surprised, although I had hoped he had a bigger role, it was an original way of putting him into the mix.
I just thought it was kinda ruining what City had setup. Especially since Hush is supposed to be a somewhat physical character (like, on-par with Batman).

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The camera play they used in the game however was top notch. Easily one of the best moments was after the flashback to joker shooting oracle, your reading the wall and you turn around and your back in the clock tower. It was so smooth and so well done. As well as the joker pop ups that were pretty well placed and contextual.
I agree, but it's so overused. It loses it's affect on me halfway through the game.

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Manbat was a nice change of pace and was also different in how it was executed. When he first made his appearance I was grappling up a building, I nearly shit my pants lol.
I agree, same thing happened to me. The jump scares were plentiful in the game. My gripe with the Manbat shit though was that it takes like 5 minutes to do.

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Serious / Re: Hypothetically, if humans were carnivorous...
« on: July 05, 2015, 08:36:21 PM »
midget is a known troll; don't bother

I've got nothing better to do, and I feel the need to flex my argumentative muscles. Thanks for the tip, though.

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The Flood / Re: Hey not relgious people, try this one on for size
« on: July 05, 2015, 08:35:18 PM »
I advise you all to watch the movie "Heaven is for real".
Oh, come on. You're not even trying now.

It's actually a fine ass movie. And a good read too.

I'm going to wager you also think that God's Not Dead is a good movie, also?

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