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Messages - InstaCode
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« on: April 26, 2015, 09:56:18 AM »
That penguin deserved it, you don't dress that way if you don't want the attention.
m-muh oppression
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« on: April 25, 2015, 10:34:23 PM »
My home is the dog pound.
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« on: April 25, 2015, 10:28:57 PM »
A particular event that happened about 2 weeks ago.
Is it private or can I ask about it?
<______<
Lets just say there was an accident, lots of money to pay, and some guys trying to sue, nonetheless I have to pay a shit load of money, I just got recently fired from my job.
Oh, Jesus man. That's pretty shitty. Best of luck to you.
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« on: April 25, 2015, 10:26:25 PM »
my undying love for Verb chan
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« on: April 25, 2015, 10:23:19 PM »
A particular event that happened about 2 weeks ago.
Is it private or can I ask about it?
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« on: April 25, 2015, 10:18:34 PM »
Food is food.
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« on: April 25, 2015, 10:15:55 PM »
the fuck
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« on: April 25, 2015, 10:14:43 PM »
Saskatchewan.
Thank God I'm not the only one who lives in Canada...
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« on: April 25, 2015, 10:12:47 PM »
unemployment haha
Don't know if I should laugh or feel bad.
You can do a bit of both I wont judge
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« on: April 25, 2015, 10:09:29 PM »
unemployment haha
Don't know if I should laugh or feel bad.
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« on: April 25, 2015, 10:08:35 PM »
Why give us a theoretical question and then limit it
Well, I can edit it so it is basically limitless. But then most of the replies would be 'OP'.
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« on: April 25, 2015, 10:06:11 PM »
and it can't be animals and insects.
What would it be and why?
I would remove depression, because, who wants to be sad?
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« on: April 25, 2015, 10:02:10 PM »
I wish it happened. I usually have nightmares for a week. So gg.
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« on: April 25, 2015, 10:01:18 PM »
I dunno, clouds and a sky. It's dark out, mmkay?
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« on: April 25, 2015, 09:59:49 PM »
>American/Canadian
>lives in Canada
>has the choice of being a EuroCommie or that America sucks
>choices
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« on: April 25, 2015, 09:54:22 PM »
I'm guessing it was 'Bring Your 'Murican Pride To School Today'.
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« on: April 25, 2015, 09:52:02 PM »
gg.
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« on: April 25, 2015, 09:51:03 PM »
What happens if I vote 'No'?
YOU WILL BE ANALLY RAPED BY MY 14-INCH COCK UNTIL YOUR MOTHERFUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT PROSTATE IS A GOOEY MESS NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE!
What.
The.
Fuck?
Spoiler What, did you nigger faggots really think you were rid of me? Well, you better believe I'm back, motherfuckers, and I brought a little friend with me. His name is MY FUCKING 14-INCH COCK, you retarded faggots, and he's going to be staying in your assholes for a while. Better make some room, you fucking nigger faggots, cuz he's gonna need a lot of living space. I'll fucking jam the uncut tip of my forearm-length dick straight through your fucking faggot anus without any lube and thrust it straight upwards. Then I'll rape your bowels again and again until I shatter both of your kidneys into sloppy chunks of liquefied meat that'll flow out your nigger faggot asshole like water through a firehose the instant that I pull my gigantic cock all the way out. I'll use your fucking liquefied kidneys as lube for my second pass as I thrust upwards even higher, shattering your fucking faggot spine into bonemeal. Finally, I'll release a massive load in your violated abdominal cavity, which'll mix with the fucking powdered remains of your spine into an unholy stinking concrete that'll flow out your now dinner-plate-sized anus and harden on your crippled, useless legs, fusing them to the ground. Your horror at the gushing, gooey mess on the floor that used to be your internal organs will only get worse when you realize that you can't even drag yourself away. Since your asshole has now been violated to the point of complete uselessness, I'll bypass the middleman and plunge my cock straight through your skin, ripping a hole in your lower back as I go to work on the rest of your guts. I'll jam my cock in there and then pull it straight out, hooking your intestines with the massive hood of my cock and tearing them free. I'll fucking whip you with your torn, shit-filled intestines until your skin lies on the floor in soiled scraps, which I'll fucking stitch together with sinews ripped from your limbs into a very smart three-piece suit. I'll cut your fucking faggot dick off and turn it into a tie, and I'll fold your scrotum into a decorative flower that I'll pin to my lapel. I'll then jizz all over your barely-living skinless body so that you spend your last moments of life burning in pain as it seeps into your raw nerves and flesh. But it won't stop there, oh no. With my already-superhuman strength amplified by my continued arousal, I'll tear your lifeless head free of your corpse, pulling out with it the last cracked remnants of your violated spine. I'll pull those bits of spine free, and then I'll stick my cock straight into the gaping hole in the back of your skull. I will literally skull-fuck your brain so hard that my unstoppable member will break straight through to the other side. The raw power of my cock thrusting through your brain will spark synapses, causing you to come alive for a brief moment, just long enough to feel me raping a three-inch hole in the vessel for your nigger faggot consciousness. I'll fucking feed the gooey mess that used to be your mortal shell to pigs and then I'll start in on your family and friends. Surrender all hope, motherfucker.
All you had to say was please, Jesus.
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« on: April 25, 2015, 09:49:56 PM »
Allahu Ackbar or Admiral Ackbar?
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« on: April 25, 2015, 09:48:31 PM »
What happens if I vote 'No'?
YOU WILL BE ANALLY RAPED BY MY 14-INCH COCK UNTIL YOUR MOTHERFUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT PROSTATE IS A GOOEY MESS NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE!
What. The.Fuck?
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« on: April 25, 2015, 09:46:39 PM »
I have to say, I really like what they did with Naboo
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« on: April 25, 2015, 09:42:20 PM »
What happens if I vote 'No'?
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« on: April 21, 2015, 05:06:53 PM »
ALLAHU ACKBAR!
ALLAHU ACKBAR!
ADMIRAL ACKBAR!
ALLAHU ACKBAR!
ALLAHU ACKBAR!
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« on: April 21, 2015, 05:01:13 PM »
>Lando
THAT'S GONNA BE ONE GROOOOOOVY READING!
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« on: April 21, 2015, 04:59:46 PM »
>twig guy gets chubby girl
What do you expect?
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« on: April 21, 2015, 04:59:14 PM »
A good way to treat this is by jumping off a bridge.
Memes can kill.
Remember kids, don't do memes, stay in school.
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« on: April 21, 2015, 04:58:41 PM »
A good way to treat this cancer is by saying "McFucking Kill Yourself".
Remember kids, don't do memes, stay in school.
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« on: April 21, 2015, 04:55:59 PM »
Managers can be cunts.
Or they can be nice cunts.
It's like a chance you will get a nice cunt, but sometimes you get just the cunt.
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« on: April 21, 2015, 04:53:32 PM »
I'm keking.
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« on: February 16, 2015, 05:03:42 PM »
In order for Spider-Man to be successful, this man needs to come back
If they made a movie just about him and his spiderman fetish,
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