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4951
« on: November 18, 2014, 09:31:16 PM »
What did you do?
Well you see, during our gym class we had to go outside on to the soccer field. It was about 20°F out and all I was wearing was basketball shorts and a T-shirt.
Our "gym uniform".
It was so cold, I could feel my testicles becoming brittle and crack. So me and a few friends decided, " fuck this we're going back inside". We told the teacher who said no, but we went inside anyway.
Apparently that's a security risk and we all got detentions.
That is the stupidest reason Ive ever heard for detention.
Than you haven't heard my other reasons for detentions
Oh do tell.
Well there was the one time my teacher threw my book across the room and I flipped her off, when my friend and I were play fighting in the hall, when I slapped this one girls ass, and the other time when I kissed my girlfriend.
Those are the only ones that come to mind.
Why the hell did your teacher throw your book across the room?
Because I tried to give it to her and she didn't want it (it was the schools book btw that she gave to my class) and so I just dropped it on her desk and than she threw it.
She was a crazy feminazi/libtard that praised Belgium, Native Americans, and made way too many sexual innuendos. She was also fat, smelled, and wore clothes that never matched.
It's like schools pick the first person they see on the street to be teachers.
Considering my principal can't read, I wouldn't be surprised.
I remember my elementary school principal. She literally hated all the kids.
4952
« on: November 18, 2014, 09:19:42 PM »
>too much water
What the fuck do they expect? Hoenn's a tropical region ffs. It's not gonna be arid.
plus, y'know, water is half the theme of the game
Yep Then again, you can't spell ignorant without ign.
4953
« on: November 18, 2014, 09:19:03 PM »
What did you do?
Well you see, during our gym class we had to go outside on to the soccer field. It was about 20°F out and all I was wearing was basketball shorts and a T-shirt.
Our "gym uniform".
It was so cold, I could feel my testicles becoming brittle and crack. So me and a few friends decided, " fuck this we're going back inside". We told the teacher who said no, but we went inside anyway.
Apparently that's a security risk and we all got detentions.
That is the stupidest reason Ive ever heard for detention.
Than you haven't heard my other reasons for detentions
Oh do tell.
Well there was the one time my teacher threw my book across the room and I flipped her off, when my friend and I were play fighting in the hall, when I slapped this one girls ass, and the other time when I kissed my girlfriend.
Those are the only ones that come to mind.
Why the hell did your teacher throw your book across the room?
Because I tried to give it to her and she didn't want it (it was the schools book btw that she gave to my class) and so I just dropped it on her desk and than she threw it.
She was a crazy feminazi/libtard that praised Belgium, Native Americans, and made way too many sexual innuendos. She was also fat, smelled, and wore clothes that never matched.
It's like schools pick the first person they see on the street to be teachers.
4954
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:49:08 PM »
What did you do?
Well you see, during our gym class we had to go outside on to the soccer field. It was about 20°F out and all I was wearing was basketball shorts and a T-shirt.
Our "gym uniform".
It was so cold, I could feel my testicles becoming brittle and crack. So me and a few friends decided, " fuck this we're going back inside". We told the teacher who said no, but we went inside anyway.
Apparently that's a security risk and we all got detentions.
That is the stupidest reason Ive ever heard for detention.
Than you haven't heard my other reasons for detentions
Oh do tell.
Well there was the one time my teacher threw my book across the room and I flipped her off, when my friend and I were play fighting in the hall, when I slapped this one girls ass, and the other time when I kissed my girlfriend.
Those are the only ones that come to mind.
Why the hell did your teacher throw your book across the room?
4955
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:43:40 PM »
What is aubergine?
I'm a yank
4956
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:41:56 PM »
I'm allergic to sulfa eye drops. My bottom eyelids get swollen and rock hard. Eye get pink eye, too.
4957
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:37:34 PM »
Sonofabitch I was confused for a second.
4958
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:37:20 PM »
wasn't even confused.
thats because you're stupid
holy fucking shit RACIST
MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
4959
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:29:46 PM »
I'm in jersey, haven't gotten any yet. Hope we get some soon =D
EDIT: Actually, maybe till after Saturday hopefully...
I'm in Jersey too.
4960
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:08:26 PM »
I know it wouldn't be the right thing to do, but I'd fire a few back.
4961
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:05:55 PM »
Got none
4962
« on: November 18, 2014, 07:57:32 PM »
Curved.
Guns.
This guy gets it.
4963
« on: November 18, 2014, 07:51:55 PM »
You can't spell ignorance without IGN.
OP, why would you even bother?
This All batman games are pizza.
4964
« on: November 18, 2014, 07:50:11 PM »
>too much water
What the fuck do they expect? Hoenn's a tropical region ffs. It's not gonna be arid.
4965
« on: November 18, 2014, 07:41:08 PM »
Team magma strikes again.
Also I don't like lots of HMs I don't want to waste move slots 
Get a tropius you fgt
4966
« on: November 18, 2014, 07:35:38 PM »
Did you rape someone?
i find this question to be quite triggering
You not answering the question triggers me
well at least we can find some common ground now that we're both triggered
You still didnt answer my question meow I'm Super Triggered
too bad
Fgt
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSS
lol
4967
« on: November 18, 2014, 07:34:44 PM »
4968
« on: November 18, 2014, 07:33:16 PM »
Do me bby
Oh bby.
I know you, and luckily you kept the same name you had on b.net so I could immediately recognize you. Your chill, your a cool dude, and I like you. You too seem to be interested in the things I have to say and your nice to other members. These are good qualities.
Yay <3 Ur fab
4969
« on: November 18, 2014, 07:06:25 PM »
Do me bby
4970
« on: November 18, 2014, 06:53:24 PM »
I don't like Oasis tbh
One of my favorites. >.>
Arica Harbor and Laguna Presa are my favorite rush maps.
Laguna Presa isn't too bad, but those goddamn snipers on Arica Harbor ruined that map for me.
Oasis isn't that bad either, it's just that the colors of it are kinda dull, and I don't like that. Though I have to agree with the snipers part, that can get annoying at times.
4971
« on: November 18, 2014, 05:44:50 PM »
Is this supposed to stop black people from holding guns sideways?
lol
4972
« on: November 18, 2014, 05:44:22 PM »
4973
« on: November 18, 2014, 05:35:23 PM »
t4r for reference
My school had one last year.
4974
« on: November 18, 2014, 05:33:53 PM »
Catzilla
Luke's my bby tho
😍
hold me
*holds*
4975
« on: November 18, 2014, 05:04:58 PM »
fuck her right in the pussy
4976
« on: November 18, 2014, 05:03:46 PM »
Catzilla
Luke's my bby tho
4977
« on: November 18, 2014, 05:03:01 PM »
4978
« on: November 18, 2014, 04:03:54 PM »
I don't like Oasis tbh
One of my favorites. >.>
Arica Harbor and Laguna Presa are my favorite rush maps.
4979
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:35:07 PM »
Bad Company 2 is surprisingly fun with only a few players. Very quiet, tense, and a huge emphasis on teamwork.
YES! I noticed this a lot in the few games I just played. It's quite a shame I didn't make an effort to communicate with fellow teammates. >.>
If you accepted my friend request yet then maybe we could be a team or something.
Except you have a silly timezone >.>
I DID ACCEPT YOU SOMALian pirate. We'll play on the weekend bro. I'll be up late!
You on 360? I'll play.
sure, what's your gt?
Although I'll only be able to play today as tomorrow I'm finally sending my xbox off for repairs.
;_;
what happened to it?
gta v happened. This has happened before. Gta v is cursed.
When I bought it on release it broke my previous 360 so I bought a new one. after getting bored I sold it. I then bought it again 2 weeks ago and it broke my disc drive. I can only play game I've saved on my hard drive. ; _ ;
;__;
Just make sure you DO NOT send in your hard drive like a moron, because Microsoft will probably wipe it if you do.
I don't like Oasis tbh
4980
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:34:02 PM »
We need a return to proper cold war policy, and assassination attempts on Putin.
You don't negotiate with psychopaths.
Meanwhile at Meta's house.
lol
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