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The Flood / Re: I'm baahck
« on: January 03, 2015, 11:58:30 AM »
where were you bby

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Gaming / Re: 4 years old is the best time to start playing games
« on: January 03, 2015, 11:55:18 AM »
I think the best time to start playing video games is when you can read... because at that point, you have the ability to comprehend symbols and can begin to understand BASIC motives of characters and grasp stories over a long period of time.

Also, you can play games like Pokemon and understand what's going on.

So, light platformers like Crash Bandicoot and Spyro are what I would want my child to play after they learn to read, as well as Pokemon Red and Blue.

It wouldn't be until they were 8 or 9 that I would sit down and play games like Halo CE, MGS, etc.

If you honestly think a child could enjoy, let alone comprehend, a game like Halo 1, Mass Effect or any other somewhat complex game, you're out of your tree. This is where I call bullshit on the fact that you've been playing these kinds of games since you were 4.

I mean, unless you're some kind of super-mature, 170+ IQ mastermind. Which is evidently not the case.
srsly
my 4 y/o nephew asked if he can play my alpha sapphire, and then I told him he was too stupid to be able to play

he looked like he was about to cry afterwards

That's what I tell my niece. Maybe not as blunt as "you're too stupid", though. Aha.

She says she wants to play Halo or Pokemon with me. I tell her I'll let her play if she learns to read (which she doesn't want to).
I'm only mean to him because he literally does whatever he can to annoy me and make me want to kill myself, which is why I love the days when he goes to his grandma's house. He also has a shitty attitude when he doesn't get what he want. He kicked me in the face once because I didn't let him play xbox with me( I don't know why he was so pissed, I have never let him use it), let's just say my right hand paid a visit to his left cheek afterwards.

Aha, then yes. He's definitely deserving an ass whooping.
yep

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He loves azumaril on his team
yup
Husky watching azumarill porn confirmed

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News / Re: Top 5 - UNKNOWN Games of 2014
« on: January 02, 2015, 09:30:50 PM »
Depth looks like a lot of fun

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The Flood / Re: Cindy's been here for 2 days
« on: January 02, 2015, 09:17:54 PM »
He's another naru
One of their first words on here was nigga, so I'm inclined to agree.
yup

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I've never used a charizard mega

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The Flood / Re: Space Needle
« on: January 02, 2015, 08:58:25 PM »
always wanted to go see the Space Needle

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Gaming / Re: 4 years old is the best time to start playing games
« on: January 02, 2015, 08:36:57 PM »
I think the best time to start playing video games is when you can read... because at that point, you have the ability to comprehend symbols and can begin to understand BASIC motives of characters and grasp stories over a long period of time.

Also, you can play games like Pokemon and understand what's going on.

So, light platformers like Crash Bandicoot and Spyro are what I would want my child to play after they learn to read, as well as Pokemon Red and Blue.

It wouldn't be until they were 8 or 9 that I would sit down and play games like Halo CE, MGS, etc.

If you honestly think a child could enjoy, let alone comprehend, a game like Halo 1, Mass Effect or any other somewhat complex game, you're out of your tree. This is where I call bullshit on the fact that you've been playing these kinds of games since you were 4.

I mean, unless you're some kind of super-mature, 170+ IQ mastermind. Which is evidently not the case.
srsly
my 4 y/o nephew asked if he can play my alpha sapphire, and then I told him he was too stupid to be able to play

he looked like he was about to cry afterwards

That's what I tell my niece. Maybe not as blunt as "you're too stupid", though. Aha.

She says she wants to play Halo or Pokemon with me. I tell her I'll let her play if she learns to read (which she doesn't want to).
I'm only mean to him because he literally does whatever he can to annoy me and make me want to kill myself, which is why I love the days when he goes to his grandma's house. He also has a shitty attitude when he doesn't get what he want. He kicked me in the face once because I didn't let him play xbox with me( I don't know why he was so pissed, I have never let him use it), let's just say my right hand paid a visit to his left cheek afterwards.

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The Flood / Re: >he doesn't OC a katana for self-defense
« on: January 02, 2015, 08:11:57 PM »
i dont understand the appeal of a cantana

is it weebs that are obsessed with them or something

well to be fair a cantana would totally fuck up any unarmed person, lol
Yes, you can kill anyone with a stick if you really wanted to. However, in the world of swords katanas historically were shitily constructed from crap materials, most produced today are still shit, and those that aren't shit aren't that special.

They look cool and uneducated people are led to believe that all Katanas are god-like and can cut through anything as they are invincible from having the metal folded so many times.
I remember when some fag on #destiny was telling me katanas were weapons of mass destruction when I said longswords were better.

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Gaming / Re: 4 years old is the best time to start playing games
« on: January 02, 2015, 08:04:29 PM »
I think the best time to start playing video games is when you can read... because at that point, you have the ability to comprehend symbols and can begin to understand BASIC motives of characters and grasp stories over a long period of time.

Also, you can play games like Pokemon and understand what's going on.

So, light platformers like Crash Bandicoot and Spyro are what I would want my child to play after they learn to read, as well as Pokemon Red and Blue.

It wouldn't be until they were 8 or 9 that I would sit down and play games like Halo CE, MGS, etc.

If you honestly think a child could enjoy, let alone comprehend, a game like Halo 1, Mass Effect or any other somewhat complex game, you're out of your tree. This is where I call bullshit on the fact that you've been playing these kinds of games since you were 4.

I mean, unless you're some kind of super-mature, 170+ IQ mastermind. Which is evidently not the case.
srsly
my 4 y/o nephew asked if he can play my alpha sapphire, and then I told him he was too stupid to be able to play

he looked like he was about to cry afterwards

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The Flood / Re: Tell me about me.
« on: January 02, 2015, 07:51:59 PM »
you like dicks up your butt

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Gaming / Re: 4 years old is the best time to start playing games
« on: January 02, 2015, 07:49:00 PM »
I think 8 years of age an old is a good start for video games.. seven and younger year olds should still being playing manly with action figures and doing outside stuff
Lolno, Discovery Channel, an atlas, my PS2 and box of toy soldiers was my childhood. Then football jumped in the mix
>calling it football
>it's soccer you pleb

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I doubt you'll play more than 25% of the games you bought

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The Flood / Re: One Thing I hate about my Family...
« on: January 02, 2015, 07:38:23 PM »
My family always goes places without telling me.
that sucks

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Gaming / Re: ITT: What was your first FPS game
« on: January 02, 2015, 07:33:38 PM »
Halo 2 when I was like seven

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Serious / Re: What flaws do some of your role models have?
« on: January 02, 2015, 07:25:19 PM »
Hitler has no flaws

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Gaming / Re: What do you think The Flood smell like?
« on: January 02, 2015, 07:23:28 PM »
vaginal fluids

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Gaming / Re: Todd's & Aaron's Game Awards 2014
« on: January 02, 2015, 01:33:31 PM »
lol

Super off topic where did you get the image for your avi?

On topic: I lol'ed at the PT
if you're referring to hydreigon
I just googled "hydreigon gif oras", you get similar results if you replace oras with xy or gen 6

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Gaming / Re: Todd's & Aaron's Game Awards 2014
« on: January 02, 2015, 12:52:06 PM »
lol

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Gaming / Re: What's wrong with Halo Reach and Halo 4 multiplayer?
« on: January 02, 2015, 12:30:51 PM »
Reach had:

- Bloom
- Paper vehicles
- Sniper Rifle is an anti-everything rifle and is way too easy to use
- DMR beats every other gun, beats vehicles, and has ridiculous range. There's no point in picking up another weapon unless its a power weapon.
- Banshee is OP
- Plasma Launcher got nerfed
- Shittiest maps in all of Halo and 90% of the maps in the game are god awful Forge maps(looking at you Paradiso and The Cage)
- Invasion only has 2 maps, the retarded Forge Invasion maps don't count
- Armor Lock was just added for the bad players to have so they can pause the game anytime they want to
- Sword Block is dumb as hell. The Sword is a power weapon, you're supposed to die from a hit from it. That's like if you can block a Splaser shot, oh wait... you already can with Armor Lock.
- Only 1 Forge map
- Elites are only playable in certain gametypes.
- Ridiculous player hitboxes

If there were things that Reach did right it was the netcode, the armor customization, the UI, and the Forge mechanics.
this

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Serious / Re: What's your beef with the transgender crowd?
« on: January 02, 2015, 10:47:45 AM »
I don't have any
I only refer to Nuka as Nuka because I don't know what Nuka wants to be referred as.
I'm a dudebro, brah
okay bby

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Ooh we weren't pissed we thought you were pissed >.>

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Gaming / Re: MK8 Theme
« on: January 01, 2015, 09:08:37 PM »
I remember getting hit by a red turtle shell, then a blue one, and a green one afterwards when I played Mario Kart for Wii
I've heard if that happens to you its because your a massive fgt
:c

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The Flood / Re: You can have one augmetic, what would it be?
« on: January 01, 2015, 09:08:03 PM »
X-ray laser eyes

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Gaming / Re: >tfw you get your first extermination
« on: January 01, 2015, 08:46:19 PM »
I got one before

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Gaming / Re: MK8 Theme
« on: January 01, 2015, 08:25:07 PM »
I remember getting hit by a red turtle shell, then a blue one, and a green one afterwards when I played Mario Kart for Wii

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Gaming / Re: Wonder Trading lvl 100 shiny Magikarps
« on: January 01, 2015, 06:48:01 PM »
Imma do wt more often >.>

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder that Olivia Wilde is fucking hot
« on: January 01, 2015, 12:45:49 PM »
dem eyes

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Serious / Re: What's your beef with the transgender crowd?
« on: January 01, 2015, 12:35:41 PM »
I don't have any
I only refer to Nuka as Nuka because I don't know what Nuka wants to be referred as.

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