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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:26:41 PM »
Hmmm, everyone summon a real historical figure, and fight each other.


GOGOGOGO

B-but I was having a nice time with Louis!!
>:@
We were going to some angel equivalent of Oz to bang Seraphim, right?
WHERE THE HELL IS THAT ENDING?!

You wot?

For miles and miles.
:}

<____<

Fine, you still gotta summon a historical figure.
I SUMMON JOSEPH STALIN
A worthy adversary for a bear if there ever was one...
I rip off a plank from the clothing line and ride Wotjek off into the misty path shown by the angel and wait in ambush.

I thought we were still allies :c
Aw fuck, I can't kill you. Yutakka! Does one of us have to die, or what? How does this batteru shake out?
He said that we can walk through the trail, not fight each other
Jegus, for the nerd I misconstrue everything.
Alright, let's see what lies ahead then, I suppose?

Let's go

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The Flood / Re: So I'm banned for an undetermined amount of time on B.net
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:24:30 PM »

Can't make ballistics look as cool as this

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The Flood / Re: G-mod Request Thread [Taking Picture Suggestions]
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:22:23 PM »
Doge with a scarab gun riding nyan cat

Okay bud. No doge. But I did do the equivilent of Nyan cat shitting out rainbows firing a scarab gun. Enjoy.

Spoiler
I LOVE IT

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:20:19 PM »
Hmmm, everyone summon a real historical figure, and fight each other.


GOGOGOGO

B-but I was having a nice time with Louis!!
>:@
We were going to some angel equivalent of Oz to bang Seraphim, right?
WHERE THE HELL IS THAT ENDING?!

You wot?

For miles and miles.
:}

<____<

Fine, you still gotta summon a historical figure.
I SUMMON JOSEPH STALIN
A worthy adversary for a bear if there ever was one...
I rip off a plank from the clothing line and ride Wotjek off into the misty path shown by the angel and wait in ambush.

I thought we were still allies :c
Aw fuck, I can't kill you. Yutakka! Does one of us have to die, or what? How does this batteru shake out?
He said that we can walk through the trail, not fight each other

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 10:08:20 PM »
Hmmm, everyone summon a real historical figure, and fight each other.


GOGOGOGO

B-but I was having a nice time with Louis!!
>:@
We were going to some angel equivalent of Oz to bang Seraphim, right?
WHERE THE HELL IS THAT ENDING?!

You wot?

For miles and miles.
:}

<____<

Fine, you still gotta summon a historical figure.
I SUMMON JOSEPH STALIN
A worthy adversary for a bear if there ever was one...
I rip off a plank from the clothing line and ride Wotjek off into the misty path shown by the angel and wait in ambush.

I thought we were still allies :c

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:56:07 PM »
Hmmm, everyone summon a real historical figure, and fight each other.


GOGOGOGO

B-but I was having a nice time with Louis!!
>:@
We were going to some angel equivalent of Oz to bang Seraphim, right?
WHERE THE HELL IS THAT ENDING?!

You wot?

For miles and miles.
:}

<____<

Fine, you still gotta summon a historical figure.
I SUMMON JOSEPH STALIN

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:54:11 PM »
YouTube

(metagame): Looking at you, Numb Digger!

Damn

Numb Digger gets burned and killed by the mirror but the monster manages to graze your leg before you make it to the roof

You're injured and can't run

You're now on the roof
It's raining and fog obscures everything

There is a cage with a white dove inside

You can free it or continue on your way

There are planks of wood and clothes hanging from the chimney

The chimney looks like you can go down it
Or you can crawl through the air vents
Shivers in the breeze momentarily before donning clothes, and ripping the sleeves to stem my bleeding. I inspect the cage for anything strange, monikers, signatures, signs pertaining to origin. Whilst doing this I speak to Louis,
"Louis, what's our next step? Do you want to release this dove, or what? Also, vents or chimney? I think the vents would be a subtler approach, but we have no idea what's in them. The same could be said for the bottom of the chimney, though. What do you think? I don't think I'm useful running anymore..."
I also search the roof for anything useful in agonized waddle.

Release the dove
"Alright"
I release the dove to the open air and observe its movements.


The dove turns into an angel

Thank you it says

It heals your leg and gives you two bottles filled with a mysterious potion

The angel says it will help you when you need it

It flies into the fog and briefly illuminates a road

Proceed
I turn to Louis, mouth agape,
"Let's summon in this motherfucker"

aw yiss
"Wait, shit, let's follow the angel-air road. It looks transitory"
ok

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck lol
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:44:18 PM »
hue hue what a faggot
He should have said it face-to-face


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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:35:30 PM »
YouTube

(metagame): Looking at you, Numb Digger!

Damn

Numb Digger gets burned and killed by the mirror but the monster manages to graze your leg before you make it to the roof

You're injured and can't run

You're now on the roof
It's raining and fog obscures everything

There is a cage with a white dove inside

You can free it or continue on your way

There are planks of wood and clothes hanging from the chimney

The chimney looks like you can go down it
Or you can crawl through the air vents
Shivers in the breeze momentarily before donning clothes, and ripping the sleeves to stem my bleeding. I inspect the cage for anything strange, monikers, signatures, signs pertaining to origin. Whilst doing this I speak to Louis,
"Louis, what's our next step? Do you want to release this dove, or what? Also, vents or chimney? I think the vents would be a subtler approach, but we have no idea what's in them. The same could be said for the bottom of the chimney, though. What do you think? I don't think I'm useful running anymore..."
I also search the roof for anything useful in agonized waddle.

Release the dove
"Alright"
I release the dove to the open air and observe its movements.


The dove turns into an angel

Thank you it says

It heals your leg and gives you two bottles filled with a mysterious potion

The angel says it will help you when you need it

It flies into the fog and briefly illuminates a road

Proceed
I turn to Louis, mouth agape,
"Let's summon in this motherfucker"

aw yiss

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:33:34 PM »
YouTube

(metagame): Looking at you, Numb Digger!

Damn

Numb Digger gets burned and killed by the mirror but the monster manages to graze your leg before you make it to the roof

You're injured and can't run

You're now on the roof
It's raining and fog obscures everything

There is a cage with a white dove inside

You can free it or continue on your way

There are planks of wood and clothes hanging from the chimney

The chimney looks like you can go down it
Or you can crawl through the air vents
Shivers in the breeze momentarily before donning clothes, and ripping the sleeves to stem my bleeding. I inspect the cage for anything strange, monikers, signatures, signs pertaining to origin. Whilst doing this I speak to Louis,
"Louis, what's our next step? Do you want to release this dove, or what? Also, vents or chimney? I think the vents would be a subtler approach, but we have no idea what's in them. The same could be said for the bottom of the chimney, though. What do you think? I don't think I'm useful running anymore..."
I also search the roof for anything useful in agonized waddle.

Release the dove
"Alright"
I release the dove to the open air and observe its movements.

Can we summon Tupac again?
"I have bad news for you. Tupac's dead, man. He's been dead for years!"
;_; but I summoned his ghost earlier!
[Science skepticism intensifies]
"Like, through magic or some other form of macabre reanimation?"

I dunno
I just made a pentagram with a watermelon, some weed, a bucket of kfc,  Kool-Aid, and grape soda as the five points, and he just showed up.

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:24:49 PM »
YouTube

(metagame): Looking at you, Numb Digger!

Damn

Numb Digger gets burned and killed by the mirror but the monster manages to graze your leg before you make it to the roof

You're injured and can't run

You're now on the roof
It's raining and fog obscures everything

There is a cage with a white dove inside

You can free it or continue on your way

There are planks of wood and clothes hanging from the chimney

The chimney looks like you can go down it
Or you can crawl through the air vents
Shivers in the breeze momentarily before donning clothes, and ripping the sleeves to stem my bleeding. I inspect the cage for anything strange, monikers, signatures, signs pertaining to origin. Whilst doing this I speak to Louis,
"Louis, what's our next step? Do you want to release this dove, or what? Also, vents or chimney? I think the vents would be a subtler approach, but we have no idea what's in them. The same could be said for the bottom of the chimney, though. What do you think? I don't think I'm useful running anymore..."
I also search the roof for anything useful in agonized waddle.

Release the dove
"Alright"
I release the dove to the open air and observe its movements.

Can we summon Tupac again?
"I have bad news for you. Tupac's dead, man. He's been dead for years!"
;_; but I summoned his ghost earlier!

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:20:45 PM »
YouTube

(metagame): Looking at you, Numb Digger!

Damn

Numb Digger gets burned and killed by the mirror but the monster manages to graze your leg before you make it to the roof

You're injured and can't run

You're now on the roof
It's raining and fog obscures everything

There is a cage with a white dove inside

You can free it or continue on your way

There are planks of wood and clothes hanging from the chimney

The chimney looks like you can go down it
Or you can crawl through the air vents
Shivers in the breeze momentarily before donning clothes, and ripping the sleeves to stem my bleeding. I inspect the cage for anything strange, monikers, signatures, signs pertaining to origin. Whilst doing this I speak to Louis,
"Louis, what's our next step? Do you want to release this dove, or what? Also, vents or chimney? I think the vents would be a subtler approach, but we have no idea what's in them. The same could be said for the bottom of the chimney, though. What do you think? I don't think I'm useful running anymore..."
I also search the roof for anything useful in agonized waddle.

Release the dove
"Alright"
I release the dove to the open air and observe its movements.

Can we summon Tupac again?

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:17:22 PM »
YouTube

(metagame): Looking at you, Numb Digger!

Damn

Numb Digger gets burned and killed by the mirror but the monster manages to graze your leg before you make it to the roof

You're injured and can't run

You're now on the roof
It's raining and fog obscures everything

There is a cage with a white dove inside

You can free it or continue on your way

There are planks of wood and clothes hanging from the chimney

The chimney looks like you can go down it
Or you can crawl through the air vents
Shivers in the breeze momentarily before donning clothes, and ripping the sleeves to stem my bleeding. I inspect the cage for anything strange, monikers, signatures, signs pertaining to origin. Whilst doing this I speak to Louis,
"Louis, what's our next step? Do you want to release this dove, or what? Also, vents or chimney? I think the vents would be a subtler approach, but we have no idea what's in them. The same could be said for the bottom of the chimney, though. What do you think? I don't think I'm useful running anymore..."
I also search the roof for anything useful in agonized waddle.

Release the dove

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:11:43 PM »
*wakes up*
Huh? Where's Tupac?
You may be in a favorable or unfavorable position, depending on fortune's circumstances.
There was a monster within a room before us, and before it a mirror. So I tried to trick it into following a noise down the hallway, and left you in what I deduced as a fairly safe place. I'm trying to kill it with a mirror essentially, and I have planned my maneuver above. I'd recommend reading it!
But I don't know if that's what's actually happening thus far. I'd wait until further notice from Inglorious before acting :)


Refer to situation I gave to Numb Digger
Luis and I are currently in two separate locations, however.
Do I see this apparition, or just the gun?
Wait, do I see the ghost at all?


Numb Digger is not dead
And you just got shot mate
The cabinet Luis is in opened since he woke up
I'm assuming you put him in a cabinet in the same room you're in
The monster heard the gunshots and is running towards Numb Digger
GAAAAH!
I motion up to Luis and try to climb the ladder before the monster/Numb Digger situation escalates.
I yell back "Don't look down. Mirror!"


Who do you use the mirror on?
I try to escape, and dash the mirror on the wall. I solicit my companion for aid,
"Fuck, Louis, would you help me up? I'm a few holes short of being competent enough to do it myself"
Note:
It is not my policy to save people WHO SHOOT ME.

*wakes up again*
What do you need help with?
"The, Agh! The ladder! I don't know when those two are coming back! Help me up, would you?"
Inglorious said we're already on the roof

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 09:08:00 PM »
*wakes up*
Huh? Where's Tupac?
You may be in a favorable or unfavorable position, depending on fortune's circumstances.
There was a monster within a room before us, and before it a mirror. So I tried to trick it into following a noise down the hallway, and left you in what I deduced as a fairly safe place. I'm trying to kill it with a mirror essentially, and I have planned my maneuver above. I'd recommend reading it!
But I don't know if that's what's actually happening thus far. I'd wait until further notice from Inglorious before acting :)


Refer to situation I gave to Numb Digger
Luis and I are currently in two separate locations, however.
Do I see this apparition, or just the gun?
Wait, do I see the ghost at all?


Numb Digger is not dead
And you just got shot mate
The cabinet Luis is in opened since he woke up
I'm assuming you put him in a cabinet in the same room you're in
The monster heard the gunshots and is running towards Numb Digger
GAAAAH!
I motion up to Luis and try to climb the ladder before the monster/Numb Digger situation escalates.
I yell back "Don't look down. Mirror!"


Who do you use the mirror on?
I try to escape, and dash the mirror on the wall. I solicit my companion for aid,
"Fuck, Louis, would you help me up? I'm a few holes short of being competent enough to do it myself"
Note:
It is not my policy to save people WHO SHOOT ME.

*wakes up again*
What do you need help with?

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:34:51 PM »
*wakes up*
Huh? Where's Tupac?
You may be in a favorable or unfavorable position, depending on fortune's circumstances.
There was a monster within a room before us, and before it a mirror. So I tried to trick it into following a noise down the hallway, and left you in what I deduced as a fairly safe place. I'm trying to kill it with a mirror essentially, and I have planned my maneuver above. I'd recommend reading it!
But I don't know if that's what's actually happening thus far. I'd wait until further notice from Inglorious before acting :)

Guess I'll stay here

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The Flood / Re: G-mod Request Thread [Taking Picture Suggestions]
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:29:41 PM »
Doge with a scarab gun riding nyan cat

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:23:42 PM »
*wakes up*
Huh? Where's Tupac?

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 08:00:15 PM »
*summons Tupac*
my nigga

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:57:26 PM »
I go to the kitchen and open the fridge, then I eat the chicken that was in it.

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:52:01 PM »
Second Match Up:

Espira vs TBlocks

You will be required to team up with either Korra or Luis
Your task is to find them while they are still hooked up to the machines and free them
Choose who you will go for
You are naked and start in a bare room
You hold one rock and a safety pin
There is a door ahead
Beware
There is a mirror in every room and if you are caught in the mirror's reflection, you will die a painful death
There are also monster and satanic maniacs here

I team up with Korra.
*Crawls to the door*
*grabs you and snaps your neck*
Boooo
*rips your head off*
You are not even near me
._.
then who was I torturing?
*sees that it's kid Tyrone*
shit

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:50:05 PM »
Second Match Up:

Espira vs TBlocks

You will be required to team up with either Korra or Luis
Your task is to find them while they are still hooked up to the machines and free them
Choose who you will go for
You are naked and start in a bare room
You hold one rock and a safety pin
There is a door ahead
Beware
There is a mirror in every room and if you are caught in the mirror's reflection, you will die a painful death
There are also monster and satanic maniacs here

I team up with Korra.
*Crawls to the door*
*grabs you and snaps your neck*
Boooo
*rips your head off*

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:49:21 PM »
Ooh i guess 50 dollars are mine
read my post fgt

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:48:26 PM »
Second Match Up:

Espira vs TBlocks

You will be required to team up with either Korra or Luis
Your task is to find them while they are still hooked up to the machines and free them
Choose who you will go for
You are naked and start in a bare room
You hold one rock and a safety pin
There is a door ahead
Beware
There is a mirror in every room and if you are caught in the mirror's reflection, you will die a painful death
There are also monster and satanic maniacs here

I team up with Korra.
*Crawls to the door*
*grabs you and snaps your neck*

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:40:44 PM »
First Match Up:

Tyrone vs Korra:

You are both stripped of all clothes
You are strapped to a chair and wired to a machine
You are send on a psychotic trip to a each other's memories
You must find the other person's kid version of themself and kill them while defending your own
You must navigate the sp00ky ghosts and killer monsters to find them
Fail to do so in time and the monsters will catch your kid versions and both of you will die

I win.
No, I win

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:37:52 PM »
First Match Up:

Tyrone vs Korra:

You are both stripped of all clothes
You are strapped to a chair and wired to a machine
You are send on a psychotic trip to a each other's memories
You must find the other person's kid version of themself and kill them while defending your own
You must navigate the sp00ky ghosts and killer monsters to find them
Fail to do so in time and the monsters will catch your kid versions and both of you will die

So is kid me with me?

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:36:49 PM »
*climbs up ladder and peeks through window*

wut iz happenin' guize?
Get in and pull up that ladder we will be placing bets 50$ on Tyrone (Luis) to die first black man always dies 1st
Nigger please the lawd will keep me alive
(TFW Luis can't hear me since I'm close to the mansion but im in a spr safe treehouse but I can see you and hear you talk to yourself like a crazed madman)
>:c

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:36:01 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:31:52 PM »
*climbs up ladder and peeks through window*

wut iz happenin' guize?
Get in and pull up that ladder we will be placing bets 50$ on Tyrone (Luis) to die first black man always dies 1st
Nigger please the lawd will keep me alive

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The Flood / Re: Niggas In A Haunted House!
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:24:12 PM »
I'M TYRONE

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