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3421
« on: August 13, 2016, 08:39:25 AM »
I just posted this
Doesn't count; yours is capitalized and mine isn't
3422
« on: August 13, 2016, 08:15:09 AM »
redditors minus the intelligence.
You give reddit too much credit tbh
3423
« on: August 13, 2016, 08:13:54 AM »
Metroid is probably the most significant game series I'm yet to begin playing. I need to find a copy of Super Metroid asap tbh, might see if the Wii-U eShop has the first 2 as well before moving onto Prime 1 and 2 but tfw money has to be spent elsewhere first
3424
« on: August 13, 2016, 08:00:05 AM »
It takes some serious practice, because you need to fall at nearly pixel-perfect spots, but it's arguably easier than doing the entire mission alone. I think Nak3d Eli has a guide on it or something.
The Fall damage reduction glitch helps heaps, or you can do it the poor man's way and use grenades to flip a shade turret down there and fall down as a passenger
3425
« on: August 13, 2016, 07:58:00 AM »
Desticles actually think this shit takes skill.
Nah man it's a super high skill ceiling this shit will be on the 2017 MLG circuit for sure
3426
« on: August 13, 2016, 07:55:57 AM »
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3427
« on: August 13, 2016, 05:32:22 AM »
That combo contest for 64 was pretty fucking hype tbh
3428
« on: August 13, 2016, 03:58:39 AM »
All it needs is to be recorded with a 144p mobile camera and it would be complete. The end credits look like something straight out of when I used movie maker to make painfully bad videos.
3429
« on: August 13, 2016, 03:35:23 AM »
Everytime I got done playing Reach that's what I always wanted to do
tbh an experience like that would just make me appreciate everything else in life a little bit more
3430
« on: August 11, 2016, 07:24:01 AM »
does anyone know any good 3rd party Wii Mote fight pads. Nintendo's official ones are unbearable
Wii or Wii-U? Both can run GC controller setups and most third party controllers are modded GC ones anyway
3431
« on: August 10, 2016, 08:27:29 AM »
(っ◕‿◕)っ
3432
« on: August 10, 2016, 08:22:57 AM »
http://www.chaser.com.au/2016/census/classic aussie IT tbh Govt claims census triumph: ‘we are a proud nation of 4 million people’
The Australian Bureau of Statistics is reeling this morning after its website crashed last night due to an orchestrated attack on its servers.
A spokesperson for the Australian Bureau of Statistics said that the attack seemed to have been orchestrated by a whole nation of people. “We are currently looking for a nation of roughly 24 million people who could have carried out such an attack.”
The spokesperson said it was clearly a foreign nation. “Australia couldn’t possibly have carried out this attack. According to our latest figures, there are only 4 million people living in Australia.”
Tech experts said that they had never seen such a sophisticated and well organised attempt to flood the servers, using millions of different points of attack.
The experts say the attack was highly organised. “In order to get millions of computers to participate at the same time, the perpetrators harnessed social media to encourage people to flood the servers, and overload the website. This was sophisticated stuff.”
“They announced their attack day months ago, and then worked methodically to make sure everyone remembered the attack date.”
“The perpetrators must have known that no computer server can withstand the load of an entire nation trying to access the same website at the same time on the same day.”
3433
« on: August 09, 2016, 11:22:14 PM »
One thing I forgot was on Assault on the Control Room in CE when you get out of the caves/tunnels and reach the next chapter, you can freeze the AI.
If you had marines that followed you up to this point and you zipped past ahead and reached the chapter, if you go back into the tunnels the marines would be frozen in time. They don't move, talk, or do anything. Its really weird but hilarious cause you can hit them with grenades and rockets and their body won't move unless you walk to a certain point. You can launch their bodies miles into the air because of this. When I get a Slim Xboner and the MCC I'll show you guys this hilarious glitch.
tfw you can't take the tank without freezing the Marines in that part Another good place to do the freeze glitch is the entry to the Cartographer on that mission.You could cover a Marine with Needles and they'll just float there
3434
« on: August 09, 2016, 11:18:54 PM »
3435
« on: August 09, 2016, 03:25:27 AM »
You and Catzilla are the most popular mid-carder Tag Team. Babyfaces as fuck.
Our team name would be El chocolato diablo
3436
« on: August 09, 2016, 03:19:32 AM »
I am surprised nobody has mentioned Gex so far.
Fuckin OG nigga right here
3437
« on: August 09, 2016, 03:11:57 AM »
this is gay
Watch your language before I wash your mouth out with soap Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
3438
« on: August 09, 2016, 03:09:51 AM »
memes
3439
« on: August 09, 2016, 03:09:06 AM »
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3440
« on: August 09, 2016, 03:04:31 AM »
Honestly despite how much of a batshit insane lunatic Zant is, I find I have a spookily similar thought process to him, minus the extremism
3441
« on: August 09, 2016, 03:01:32 AM »
High Charity is an interesting level to play around with the AI on. One time, I walked up to a Brute and he said "I am your friend!" and he didn't open fire or anything towards me and actually fought back against the Flood. A short time later that same Brute started to shoot back at me.
Like the Combat Form with the Brute Shot, this Brute saying that to me was the only time that has happened.
I feel like they deliberately janked up some of their AI for a laugh tbh. In CE, some elites enter their T stance when stuck as well as floating in the air when operating a Warthog Turret. The Library on also has one Combat form that spawns at the back of a group with a rocket launcher, team killing them all as soon as you appear. The Xbox version has like 5 instances of this happening on legendary, it's great. Elites also just stare at you if you're at point blank range and they're in a Turret or Wraith. In 2, sometimes the Wraith to the right at the end of the Scarab mission before the final Boss spawns upside down, and the brute walks around with his Brute Shot on his back and doesn't shoot you. Also Sword Elites in Reach do no damage if you're driving a Forklift either.
3442
« on: August 09, 2016, 02:27:49 AM »
I stayed there as long as I could on Legendary to see if they would keep coming out and they would come out with weapons you RARELY see them hold like Beam Rifles and Sniper Rifles. I don't think they were programmed to use those weapons so they would just stand really far away and do nothing unless you got near them.
That reminds me, there's one combat form on High Charity that has a Sniper Rifle and he never actually hits you.
3443
« on: August 09, 2016, 02:25:31 AM »
The Sm4sh Drinking Game: Take a shot for every side-b/Spin Dash this sonic commits.
How to main sonic: 
3444
« on: August 09, 2016, 02:05:43 AM »
tfw the nearby pokemon finally tells the truth and only shows Rattatas and Pidgeys
Had a CP370 Eevee and a CP250 Bulbasaur run away from me today, I'm p mad seeing as I almost never see anything over 100 and despite what I said earlier, I am coming to appreciate Eevee's value.
3445
« on: August 09, 2016, 02:03:48 AM »
Comms was a better shirposter
Comms was a fucking g tbh
3446
« on: August 09, 2016, 02:03:17 AM »
Jackal Snipers in Halo 2 aren't that bad unless you know where they all spawn. Sometimes they will spawn in different locations and there's this one spot in Metropolis where an infinite number of them will appear unless you progress forward.
I think you can break Bungie's stupid infinite enemy spawn. I pride myself on clearing the opening area of Keyes whenever I play. The flood waves stop respawning after about 5 minutes of nonstop death and you get a fucktonne of shotgun ammo.
3447
« on: August 09, 2016, 02:00:05 AM »
tfw no 2014 era desty to make 4 threads per second
3448
« on: August 08, 2016, 09:31:46 AM »
You guys remember when legendary in CE was actually a hard difficultly? After that game every Bungie Halo had it set up where you did shit for damage, you have shit for health, but the enemies on the other hand where max rank, their damage output was extremely OP and they where bullet sponges.
CE did the exact same though They just disguised it by having Elites spam strafe when you even thought about looking in their direction.
3449
« on: August 08, 2016, 04:07:10 AM »
How is this possible? You'd think the shit filled water and broken toilets would give them an advantage.
tfw having as mediocre phone conversation as possible about a service/product isn't an olympic sport
3450
« on: August 08, 2016, 04:01:27 AM »
'hey you know that series of 3 Metroid games that had a really solid reception last decade?'
'yeah, what of it?'
'let's just fuck it up lmao'
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