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Messages - Zonda

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The Flood / Re: bait thread
« on: June 15, 2017, 10:46:18 PM »
Weebs shouldn't be exiled

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: June 15, 2017, 11:24:21 AM »
Holy living fuck cheat why would you do this to me

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: June 15, 2017, 11:24:00 AM »
^ N E U T R A L S P I N E ^

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Gaming / Re: You know what would make Destiny 2 good?
« on: June 14, 2017, 11:13:51 AM »
A Melee only achievement (including switches) that encourages killing friendly NPCs?

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The Flood / Re: Words and names I HATE
« on: June 14, 2017, 11:11:25 AM »
Fucking rude tbh

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The Flood / Re: What's the best way to destroy someone?
« on: June 14, 2017, 10:01:04 AM »
Guarantee Sol got totally fucking beaned lmao


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The Flood / Re: What's the best way to destroy someone?
« on: June 13, 2017, 11:41:08 PM »
Challenge him to a touge battle

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon drinking game
« on: June 13, 2017, 11:39:14 PM »
Every time somebody from bungie.net tries to come here and post gimmicks

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The Flood / Re: Muslims iz bad!!!1!1one!1!1!!!!!!!!1111
« on: June 13, 2017, 11:11:22 AM »
LIBCUCKS BTFO LMAO HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER

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Gaming / Re: Did anyone actually enjoy Blitzball
« on: June 12, 2017, 10:48:42 AM »
Lord of Verminion begs to differ.

Worst minigame ever
how does it compare to half of the first Mario Party's games in terms of cancer?

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There's this tourist spot with spring water about 40 minutes from where I live, and my god that water is fucking rank. I've never known anybody to voluntarily have a second sip.

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The Flood / Re: Wtf driving is crazy
« on: June 12, 2017, 10:36:24 AM »
The cross-traffic clears. The lights turn green. A strained, undersized motor emits a dull metallic whine, barely audible through the screech of tyres. But it's not what you think; there are no performance cars anywhere to be seen. It's Gemma. Gemma drives a 17 seat illusion of status. She's just found out the toy shop in Chadstone has one fidget spinner left in stock and she's not fucking going to miss out; one more day of the kids whining about not having one and she might just go back to having no children.
Gemma is well equipped for this type of advanced driving scenario. After years of failing to indicate, pushing a full car into half-car gaps, and tailgating like a hemorrhoid, Gemma now has two finely honed middle fingers and a facial expression that can somehow make you feel like you fucked up by getting blatantly cut off by her. The genes must be strong; her little sponges occupying the four rows of seats in the back are already developing their own aggressive finger gestures.


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The Flood / Re: Skeet skeeeet
« on: June 12, 2017, 08:40:11 AM »
Name a better car than the Renault twingo

Protip: you can't

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The Flood / Skeet skeeeet
« on: June 11, 2017, 11:09:12 AM »

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The Flood / Re: when you can't find any hookups or your piece
« on: June 11, 2017, 10:08:05 AM »
Fucking vegans at it again

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon drinking game
« on: June 11, 2017, 10:07:14 AM »
Every time weebs derail another thread

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The Flood / Re: 🛴Scooter Thread😎
« on: June 10, 2017, 02:08:50 PM »
Fastest kid down tip hill road back in '05 reporting in

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The Flood / Re: hey
« on: June 08, 2017, 01:36:44 PM »
Lottery tech support. If the jackpot gets to a certain amount we have mandatory overtime, and if we don't do it we get fired.
Gimme the algorithm for it and I'll give you 70% of the cut

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Gaming / Re: worst platform thread
« on: June 08, 2017, 01:05:05 AM »
Can't wait to spend $3000 to play Assetto Corsa, Arma 3 and watch youtube

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder
« on: June 08, 2017, 01:03:05 AM »
>can't mount cup holders on them and deliver tofu


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The Flood / Re: F for Naoto
« on: June 07, 2017, 10:22:39 AM »
Who was that?
He was a regular for a while and then had this fucking stupid avatar for a month. As soon as it was changed he fucking sperged out in that thread with no warning and never returned.

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The Flood / Re: why does nuka think I'm a TERF
« on: June 06, 2017, 11:24:45 PM »
/magic the FUCKING gathering/

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The Flood / Re: what does the x in challengerx mean
« on: June 06, 2017, 11:22:41 PM »
someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

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loaf

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The Flood / Re: So I've never had a date before
« on: June 05, 2017, 01:13:22 PM »
They taste kinda funky

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The Flood / Re: 14 year old boy's intestines get sucked out in a pool
« on: June 05, 2017, 12:20:54 PM »
Fucking roman getting himself into trouble again

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The Flood / Re: are beans meat
« on: June 05, 2017, 12:13:57 AM »

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Gaming / Re: The longest written work of English literature
« on: June 04, 2017, 02:11:03 PM »
Bookmarked

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Gaming / Re: Best Video Game trailer
« on: June 04, 2017, 02:09:50 PM »
Halo: Reach's trailer with the Noble Actual cinematic but with Plasma Lances and epic music was pretty dope.

Actually, Bungie have almost always been really good at hyping their games up to insane levels pre-launch.

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