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Gaming / Re: Halo: Hunters in the Dark revealed!
« on: March 26, 2015, 07:30:47 AM »
Holy. Shit.

Are those fucking Blind Wolves?!?!?!?!

Looks more like raptors to me.

Sounds good. Can't wait to pick it up.
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343GS hijacks the UNSC Rubicon.

Also someone explain this? Is this something that happened in the comics?

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Gaming / Re: Out of the Halo novels what ones are worth reading?
« on: March 26, 2015, 07:27:08 AM »
Ghosts of Onyx is the best one

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I've been rused

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The Flood / Re: Chat Thread (Wednesday & Thursday)
« on: March 25, 2015, 10:37:30 PM »
I'm currently typing this on the toilet.

Discuss.
Do you ever fap while pooping?

i fapped after pooping before
So you've never fapped while the poop is still coming out of your butt?

nope

have you?
....no

interesting

did you ever cum and piss at the same time?

That's impossible. No one can do that.

Maybe. But in this chat thread we will chat about it.

Okay? Even though it can't actually be done? Because right after cumming, you'd have to wait at least 15 minutes before you can take a piss, and if it's right after pissing, you'd have to play with it some more just to cum.

But I piss all the time after cumming?

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The Flood / Re: Chat Thread (Wednesday & Thursday)
« on: March 25, 2015, 10:34:09 PM »
I'm currently typing this on the toilet.

Discuss.
Do you ever fap while pooping?

i fapped after pooping before
So you've never fapped while the poop is still coming out of your butt?

nope

have you?
....no

interesting

did you ever cum and piss at the same time?

That's impossible. No one can do that.

Maybe. But in this chat thread we will chat about it.

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The Flood / Re: Chat Thread (Wednesday & Thursday)
« on: March 25, 2015, 10:06:16 PM »
I'm currently typing this on the toilet.

Discuss.
Do you ever fap while pooping?

i fapped after pooping before
So you've never fapped while the poop is still coming out of your butt?

nope

have you?
....no

interesting

did you ever cum and piss at the same time?

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The Flood / Re: Chat Thread (Wednesday & Thursday)
« on: March 25, 2015, 09:58:35 PM »
I'm currently typing this on the toilet.

Discuss.
Do you ever fap while pooping?

i fapped after pooping before
So you've never fapped while the poop is still coming out of your butt?

nope

have you?

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The Flood / Re: sep7agon-make-your-own-story-time
« on: March 25, 2015, 09:57:45 PM »
but obviously the greatest thing to cum in the mouths of all the fans

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The Flood / Re: Chat Thread (Wednesday & Thursday)
« on: March 25, 2015, 09:54:03 PM »
I'm currently typing this on the toilet.

Discuss.
Do you ever fap while pooping?

i fapped after pooping before

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The Flood / Re: Dazarobbo goes to chick fil a.
« on: March 25, 2015, 09:39:47 PM »
lmfao

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The Flood / Re: I feel really shitty
« on: March 25, 2015, 09:13:38 PM »
Better your life. Not that hard of a thing to do if you set your mind to it.

I wish it was that easy.
It can be. I know depression is hard to break out of but sitting around mopping in your own tears on the internet certainly doesn't help.

Get out. Take up an activity or two. Excericse, take meditation classes, run a marathon, do yoga, go hiking. Make goals for yourself.

Yeah depression sucks and really wears you down but you do have the ability to help yourself.

I always consider meditation as a last resort. I don't want to rely on meds period.

I get that but you should still take them. Oh and most importantly smile more. Even if you don't feel happy, just smile and be a nice and courteous person.

Do good things. Volunteer at a soup kitchen or something.

I'd much rather prefer the library.

No. Find something where you have hard work and a lot of interaction where you actually do good work.

I promise you it will help.

I'll look for a job during the summer then. Right now I'm preoccupied with school.

Good. Manual labor can be really good for some people.

You think I like being jobless? That's the thing. I had jobs, but there were all seasonal. My last job was October of last year until December 31st.

It was at JCPenny. I was in women's shoes, selling shoes.

So volunteer. If you can't get a paying job volunteer to take up your extra time until you do get a job.

Volunteer at you local soup kitchen or animal shelter. And hey! Those will look good on a resume too!

That's not going to really improve my self esteem overall if that's what you're wondering.

Have you tried before?

Not really, and I don't want to go too far out of town for that. At least now I don't.

Well find something to do and make yourself do it.

Okay.

YouTube

Get busy livin' man.

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The Flood / Re: I feel really shitty
« on: March 25, 2015, 09:01:00 PM »
Better your life. Not that hard of a thing to do if you set your mind to it.

I wish it was that easy.
It can be. I know depression is hard to break out of but sitting around mopping in your own tears on the internet certainly doesn't help.

Get out. Take up an activity or two. Excericse, take meditation classes, run a marathon, do yoga, go hiking. Make goals for yourself.

Yeah depression sucks and really wears you down but you do have the ability to help yourself.

I always consider meditation as a last resort. I don't want to rely on meds period.

I get that but you should still take them. Oh and most importantly smile more. Even if you don't feel happy, just smile and be a nice and courteous person.

Do good things. Volunteer at a soup kitchen or something.

I'd much rather prefer the library.

No. Find something where you have hard work and a lot of interaction where you actually do good work.

I promise you it will help.

I'll look for a job during the summer then. Right now I'm preoccupied with school.

Good. Manual labor can be really good for some people.

You think I like being jobless? That's the thing. I had jobs, but there were all seasonal. My last job was October of last year until December 31st.

It was at JCPenny. I was in women's shoes, selling shoes.

So volunteer. If you can't get a paying job volunteer to take up your extra time until you do get a job.

Volunteer at you local soup kitchen or animal shelter. And hey! Those will look good on a resume too!

That's not going to really improve my self esteem overall if that's what you're wondering.

Have you tried before?

Not really, and I don't want to go too far out of town for that. At least now I don't.

Well find something to do and make yourself do it.

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The Flood / Re: Zayn Malik leaves One Direction
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:57:03 PM »


lmfao

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The Flood / Re: I feel really shitty
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:53:37 PM »
Better your life. Not that hard of a thing to do if you set your mind to it.

I wish it was that easy.
It can be. I know depression is hard to break out of but sitting around mopping in your own tears on the internet certainly doesn't help.

Get out. Take up an activity or two. Excericse, take meditation classes, run a marathon, do yoga, go hiking. Make goals for yourself.

Yeah depression sucks and really wears you down but you do have the ability to help yourself.

I always consider meditation as a last resort. I don't want to rely on meds period.

I get that but you should still take them. Oh and most importantly smile more. Even if you don't feel happy, just smile and be a nice and courteous person.

Do good things. Volunteer at a soup kitchen or something.

I'd much rather prefer the library.

No. Find something where you have hard work and a lot of interaction where you actually do good work.

I promise you it will help.

I'll look for a job during the summer then. Right now I'm preoccupied with school.

Good. Manual labor can be really good for some people.

You think I like being jobless? That's the thing. I had jobs, but there were all seasonal. My last job was October of last year until December 31st.

It was at JCPenny. I was in women's shoes, selling shoes.

So volunteer. If you can't get a paying job volunteer to take up your extra time until you do get a job.

Volunteer at you local soup kitchen or animal shelter. And hey! Those will look good on a resume too!

That's not going to really improve my self esteem overall if that's what you're wondering.

Have you tried before?

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The Flood / Re: I feel really shitty
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:52:08 PM »
Better your life. Not that hard of a thing to do if you set your mind to it.

I wish it was that easy.
It can be. I know depression is hard to break out of but sitting around mopping in your own tears on the internet certainly doesn't help.

Get out. Take up an activity or two. Excericse, take meditation classes, run a marathon, do yoga, go hiking. Make goals for yourself.

Yeah depression sucks and really wears you down but you do have the ability to help yourself.

I always consider meditation as a last resort. I don't want to rely on meds period.

I get that but you should still take them. Oh and most importantly smile more. Even if you don't feel happy, just smile and be a nice and courteous person.

Do good things. Volunteer at a soup kitchen or something.

I'd much rather prefer the library.

No. Find something where you have hard work and a lot of interaction where you actually do good work.

I promise you it will help.

I'll look for a job during the summer then. Right now I'm preoccupied with school.

Good. Manual labor can be really good for some people.
Absolutely agreed. I don't even have a job, but I find doing stuff around the house (and especially outside) is therapeutic.

This this this

Do housework or yardwork. Mow your neighbors lawns.

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The Flood / Re: I feel really shitty
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:50:42 PM »
Better your life. Not that hard of a thing to do if you set your mind to it.

I wish it was that easy.
It can be. I know depression is hard to break out of but sitting around mopping in your own tears on the internet certainly doesn't help.

Get out. Take up an activity or two. Excericse, take meditation classes, run a marathon, do yoga, go hiking. Make goals for yourself.

Yeah depression sucks and really wears you down but you do have the ability to help yourself.

I always consider meditation as a last resort. I don't want to rely on meds period.

I get that but you should still take them. Oh and most importantly smile more. Even if you don't feel happy, just smile and be a nice and courteous person.

Do good things. Volunteer at a soup kitchen or something.

I'd much rather prefer the library.

No. Find something where you have hard work and a lot of interaction where you actually do good work.

I promise you it will help.

I'll look for a job during the summer then. Right now I'm preoccupied with school.

Good. Manual labor can be really good for some people.

You think I like being jobless? That's the thing. I had jobs, but there were all seasonal. My last job was October of last year until December 31st.

It was at JCPenny. I was in women's shoes, selling shoes.

So volunteer. If you can't get a paying job volunteer to take up your extra time until you do get a job.

Volunteer at you local soup kitchen or animal shelter. And hey! Those will look good on a resume too!

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The Flood / Re: I feel really shitty
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:42:47 PM »
Better your life. Not that hard of a thing to do if you set your mind to it.

I wish it was that easy.
It can be. I know depression is hard to break out of but sitting around mopping in your own tears on the internet certainly doesn't help.

Get out. Take up an activity or two. Excericse, take meditation classes, run a marathon, do yoga, go hiking. Make goals for yourself.

Yeah depression sucks and really wears you down but you do have the ability to help yourself.

I always consider meditation as a last resort. I don't want to rely on meds period.

I get that but you should still take them. Oh and most importantly smile more. Even if you don't feel happy, just smile and be a nice and courteous person.

Do good things. Volunteer at a soup kitchen or something.

I'd much rather prefer the library.

No. Find something where you have hard work and a lot of interaction where you actually do good work.

I promise you it will help.

I'll look for a job during the summer then. Right now I'm preoccupied with school.

Good. Manual labor can be really good for some people.

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The Flood / Re: I feel really shitty
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:38:04 PM »
Better your life. Not that hard of a thing to do if you set your mind to it.

I wish it was that easy.
It can be. I know depression is hard to break out of but sitting around mopping in your own tears on the internet certainly doesn't help.

Get out. Take up an activity or two. Excericse, take meditation classes, run a marathon, do yoga, go hiking. Make goals for yourself.

Yeah depression sucks and really wears you down but you do have the ability to help yourself.

I always consider meditation as a last resort. I don't want to rely on meds period.

I get that but you should still take them. Oh and most importantly smile more. Even if you don't feel happy, just smile and be a nice and courteous person.

Do good things. Volunteer at a soup kitchen or something.

I'd much rather prefer the library.

No. Find something where you have hard work and a lot of interaction where you actually do good work.

I promise you it will help.

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The Flood / Re: I feel really shitty
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:34:17 PM »
Better your life. Not that hard of a thing to do if you set your mind to it.

I wish it was that easy.
It can be. I know depression is hard to break out of but sitting around mopping in your own tears on the internet certainly doesn't help.

Get out. Take up an activity or two. Excericse, take meditation classes, run a marathon, do yoga, go hiking. Make goals for yourself.

Yeah depression sucks and really wears you down but you do have the ability to help yourself.

I always consider meditation as a last resort. I don't want to rely on meds period.

I get that but you should still take them. Oh and most importantly smile more. Even if you don't feel happy, just smile and be a nice and courteous person.

Do good things. Volunteer at a soup kitchen or something.

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The Flood / Re: Chat Thread (Wednesday & Thursday)
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:27:56 PM »
I'm currently typing this on the toilet.

Discuss.

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The Flood / Re: Who do you side with during the Sep7agon Civil War?
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:25:37 PM »
AND TOGETHER YOU ARE THE CIRCLE JERKERS

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The Flood / Re: I owe this site an apology.
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:18:00 PM »
I want to say this in the nicest way possible.

Spoiler
Who fucking cares

Your problem is you take this place too seriously. I doubt anyone is actually offended by anything you said. It's the fucking internet and I think you need to take a break.

For a while. Like a long while until you get out of your depression and find something else to take up your time.
He's been told this at least a million times in the past >__>

It won't hurt to keep saying it until he finally fucking accepts it.

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The Flood / Re: I owe this site an apology.
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:14:29 PM »
I want to say this in the nicest way possible.

Spoiler
Who fucking cares

Your problem is you take this place too seriously. I doubt anyone is actually offended by anything you said. It's the fucking internet and I think you need to take a break.

For a while. Like a long while until you get out of your depression and find something else to take up your time.

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The Flood / Re: I feel really shitty
« on: March 25, 2015, 08:05:27 PM »
Better your life. Not that hard of a thing to do if you set your mind to it.

I wish it was that easy.
It can be. I know depression is hard to break out of but sitting around mopping in your own tears on the internet certainly doesn't help.

Get out. Take up an activity or two. Excericse, take meditation classes, run a marathon, do yoga, go hiking. Make goals for yourself.

Yeah depression sucks and really wears you down but you do have the ability to help yourself.

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Gaming / Re: Dragon Ball Xenoverse
« on: March 25, 2015, 07:45:39 PM »
What azumarill said

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The Flood / Re: Zayn Malik leaves One Direction
« on: March 25, 2015, 07:34:58 PM »
"Normal"

I goddamn hate it when celebrities say that. Why be normal when you practically have bitches and money raining on your dick?

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The Flood / Re: The BEST Root Beer ever?
« on: March 25, 2015, 02:41:37 PM »
Birch is the best hands downs

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The Flood / Re: The object on your left..
« on: March 25, 2015, 12:53:10 PM »
A pillow or a TV remote.

I think I'll just relax and watch tv before the alien-cyborg-zombies kill me.

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The Flood / Re: ISIS now occupies Tatooine. Yup, you heard that right.
« on: March 25, 2015, 12:10:13 PM »
They better just keep their paws off of the sun.

That's North Koreas property.

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The Flood / Re: Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor
« on: March 25, 2015, 12:09:20 PM »
Not as nerdy as I thought

He might not be that bad

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