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4111
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:28:20 PM »
Anyone else get a feeling that Roman is lying? I dunno, maybe he's not, but this just seems "all too easy" and convenient.
Either this is all a very consistent persona that he's been running with since Bnet, or it's true.
I just don't understand. He was crying about not having any girls that liked him, and now he's apparently swimming in pussy and he wants to go back to playing his fucking video games? What? Am I missing something here?
It's because I want as much time as possible to play said video games, the pussy can be sacrificed for the greater cause, i.e. Star Wars Battlefront.
But aren't you only starting to get pussy? Why are you giving it up so early?
Also, Star Wars Battlefront is shit. A husk of the game that it could have been.
Mainly for H5. Halo 5 > Pussy
LOL
4112
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:16:11 PM »
Is this thread 'All too easy: Part 2'?
All too easy 2: Things just got a little complicated
4113
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:14:57 PM »
Hymen is what you say after reciting the Lord's prayer
Hymen
mashallah brother
4114
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:11:10 PM »
Wait
4115
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:10:49 PM »
LOL GET A LOAD OF THIS SOUTHERN HICK
I resent this comment.
Resent this dick
4116
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:08:20 PM »
LOL GET A LOAD OF THIS SOUTHERN HICK
4117
« on: October 22, 2015, 05:07:32 PM »
anyone want to be my best friend
Hi wife
4118
« on: October 22, 2015, 04:12:20 PM »
She's the clingy type, you took her virginity, she thinks you're her bf, you wanna let her down
that shit is going to be fucking hilarious
pls can i watch
I didn't fuck her, thank god.
oh
well i guess she's still a virgin then, breaking hymen =/= losing virginity
but holy fuck man
what're you gonna do next? break up with her over the phone
Probably by text
4119
« on: October 22, 2015, 04:10:38 PM »
If I had to choose between finally losing my virginity, or even finding the love of my life OR seeing The Force Awakens, I'd choose...
I hope it's shit and you hate it
4120
« on: October 22, 2015, 04:00:59 PM »
Lock requested.
4121
« on: October 22, 2015, 03:57:15 PM »
*squints*
We're best friend's
*squints*
Hello best friend.
Back off Thats my best friend youre talking to
4122
« on: October 22, 2015, 01:18:48 PM »
Actually I like slash more than nexus but I still like nexus more than Jim, but even then I like you guys a lot.
But you still like me more than all of them right?
Who are you?
Dr pavel I'm CIA
You don't get to bring friends.
What about best friends
4123
« on: October 22, 2015, 01:17:36 PM »
Disappointing to see how many best friends aren't willing to stick with it when things get a little tough.
Dont worry best friend im here to protect you
4124
« on: October 22, 2015, 12:21:02 PM »
Actually I like slash more than nexus but I still like nexus more than Jim, but even then I like you guys a lot.
But you still like me more than all of them right?
Who are you?
Dr pavel I'm CIA
4125
« on: October 22, 2015, 12:00:03 PM »
Actually I like slash more than nexus but I still like nexus more than Jim, but even then I like you guys a lot.
But you still like me more than all of them right?
4126
« on: October 22, 2015, 11:56:59 AM »
4127
« on: October 22, 2015, 10:08:38 AM »
Safety razor, so none of the above.
Wuss
Wow look at this pussy
>Not actually knowing what a safety razor is
I use disposable double-edged razor blades. It's like a straight razor that you replace instead of resharpening.
>not a machete
4128
« on: October 22, 2015, 09:10:58 AM »
Safety razor, so none of the above.
Wow look at this pussy
4129
« on: October 22, 2015, 08:04:52 AM »
Spectre
4130
« on: October 21, 2015, 10:33:18 PM »
>landscape avatar
may as well nuke your account
4131
« on: October 21, 2015, 09:52:52 PM »
4132
« on: October 21, 2015, 07:08:59 PM »
I don't know whether to vomit or kill myself.
Killing yourself sounds like a good option.
4133
« on: October 21, 2015, 06:53:05 PM »
Can't wait to go trick or treating as such a brave and courageous American hero.
4134
« on: October 21, 2015, 04:36:06 PM »
i-i'm a lady?
Yes you are
t-thanks
Don't start with this shit. It's annoying enough coming from the others.
h-HEY! Don't be mean to Slash-senpai!
You guys, you're killing me.
I like it.
S-sorry six-chan
4135
« on: October 21, 2015, 04:23:02 PM »
Do you always have that statue there?
4136
« on: October 21, 2015, 03:21:38 PM »
Thanks guys now my notifications don't work at all.
Oh
4137
« on: October 21, 2015, 03:14:23 PM »
STOP FUCKING QUOTING ME
Alright
4138
« on: October 21, 2015, 03:13:38 PM »
'Cause when you have unhealthy shits, it's usually green
4139
« on: October 21, 2015, 02:53:07 PM »
K.
4140
« on: October 21, 2015, 02:34:54 PM »
Get a load of Nuka. Just types "shut the fuck up zesty" out of the blue. Can you believe this guy?
shut the fuck up zesty
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