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3991
The Flood / Re: Do you guys like me?
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:14:39 PM »
Youre okay, pig

3992
Cause netflix and chill is great

3993
The Flood / Re: What should I eat for breakfast?
« on: November 03, 2015, 11:18:58 AM »
Breakfast burrito

3994
Hymen to that, brother.

3995
The Flood / Re: Just got Married AMA
« on: November 03, 2015, 09:54:02 AM »
Did you have any cake

3996
The Flood / Re: Netflix and Chill
« on: November 03, 2015, 08:12:35 AM »
ITT people who don't netflix and chill

Haha get a load of these hotheads

3997
man you guys fucking suck at opening candy wrappers

3998
nah you're fine

Just think, you could've had no one

3999
The Flood / Re: tfw you want to stop feeling love
« on: November 02, 2015, 01:22:19 PM »
kill yourself

^ it'll solve all of your problems
Yeah, just like covering your eyes will make the problem go away, dumbass.

I mean that's not wrong.

4000
The Flood / Re: tfw you want to stop feeling love
« on: November 02, 2015, 01:18:21 PM »
kill yourself

^ it'll solve all of your problems

4001
Serious / Re: Describe your religious views in a sentence or less.
« on: November 02, 2015, 01:05:28 PM »
I really don't care if there is a god.

4002
The Flood / Re: Special quirks about pets
« on: November 02, 2015, 09:35:13 AM »
My one cat likes to stuff his face in people's armpits and inhale. He also used to have a cutting problem.

My other cat farts when she's scared or nervous.

My dog just likes to hump blankets and doesn't like when people show affection that's not towards her.

4003
The Flood / Re: What are your sleeping accomodations?
« on: November 02, 2015, 08:56:04 AM »
Twin size mattress, bottom half of a bunk bed,  a real fluffy comforter and blankets, and one pillow.

4004
Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Story Spoilers (With Images)
« on: November 02, 2015, 08:06:58 AM »
Guys I found the plot to Halo 6

Arc 1: We destroy the Halo installation Cortana is on to prevent her from firing it

Arc 2: We fight of Cortana's invasion fleet of Earth and it turns out the flood has a new grave mind

Arc 3: We travel to the Greater Ark to prevent it from replacing the destroyed ring from earlier in the game. We also finally destroy Cortana

POETRY
O
E
T
R
Y

4005
The Flood / Re: Do you put butter on your popcorn at the movies?
« on: October 31, 2015, 10:08:35 AM »
I usually have more butter than popcorn

4006
The Flood / Re: Amy Schumer
« on: October 31, 2015, 12:11:51 AM »
I'd fuck her tbh

4007
The Flood / Re: This is why I'm not in #Destiny
« on: October 30, 2015, 04:48:08 PM »
wow man so funny xDDDDD

4008
The Flood / Re: Remember Kangaroo Jack?
« on: October 30, 2015, 04:14:47 PM »
I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT

no that's cringey


The original movie was good though

wow man how perceptive

4009
The Flood / Re: Which are you filled most with? Hate or Love?
« on: October 30, 2015, 10:54:40 AM »

4010
The Flood / Re: Describe your last shit with a movie title
« on: October 30, 2015, 08:09:29 AM »
The force Awakens

4011
The Flood / Re: Happy Birthday 🍄Tryptameme🍄
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:21:16 AM »
Happy birthday faggot

4012
The Flood / Re: this is an outrage
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:14:06 AM »
Spooky

4013
Septagon / Re: Cheat, what the FUCK is this.
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:12:27 AM »
Better than badoo tbh

Whoa man that's a little boy you sicko

4014
Septagon / Cheat, what the FUCK is this.
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:09:41 AM »
Spoiler

This is the second time I've seen this.

4015
The Flood / Re: I resign
« on: October 30, 2015, 12:00:07 AM »
Holy shit I just can't stop won't stop stroking my dick to foxes and post about it on sep7agon.

-Elegaic

4016
The Flood / Re: I resign
« on: October 29, 2015, 11:27:31 PM »
Goddamn I can't wait to fuck more foxes

-Elegaic

4017
The Flood / Re: Remember Kangaroo Jack?
« on: October 29, 2015, 11:13:21 PM »
What the hell...
Thankfully I've never heard of it.

MAMA SAID TO KNOCK YOU OUT

4018
The Flood / Re: would you name your doge "rooter"?
« on: October 29, 2015, 08:34:16 PM »
um no

4019
The Flood / Re: Remember Kangaroo Jack?
« on: October 29, 2015, 08:15:36 PM »
I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT

4020
The Flood / Re: I just learned...
« on: October 29, 2015, 08:13:41 PM »
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baby #2 can begin its nipple-bound journey


you would point that out.

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once baby roo finds a nipple, it needs to hang on for dear life.

like sex with a flat girl

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