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The Flood / Re: You people are the reason why I smoke
« on: December 28, 2015, 09:53:22 AM »
Only low class people smoke.
You must be a chain smoker, then.
How am I low class? I read a book every month and take care of my body (i.e., not inhaling carcinogens).
I read about a book a week, have lost two stone over the past term and now exercise as often as I can.

The problem with defining an individual by a single proclivity or habit, is that you look like an arrogant jar of spunk when you try to denigrate them on that basis. Get out of here, you beta fucklord.
Far from beta, ok. Smoking should not be defended in any form. Cigarettes should even be illegal for the good of society. Gross people smoke. I see them all the time. Rotten teeth, that stench...and then watch them be the ones to complain too when they get sick.

Dont you have a fat woman to harass

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The Flood / Re: Post your #DOORMAS LOOT so far
« on: December 25, 2015, 07:22:44 PM »
-various gift cards
-a maze box with $100 in it
-chocolate including a giant chocolate coin
-money

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The Flood / Re: Post your weird ass dreams
« on: December 23, 2015, 11:44:31 PM »
i dont remember my dreams

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The Flood / Re: You are presented with an opportunity of a lifetime
« on: December 23, 2015, 11:06:57 PM »
gas

so i can open gas stations and sell it and hopefully become rich

than i use that money to buy groceries and buy a private jet and fuel it with my free gas


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The Flood / Re: 9pm on winter break and this forum is dead
« on: December 23, 2015, 10:17:58 PM »
people are doing stuff

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The Flood / Re: I searched my heart for something nice to say on septagon
« on: December 23, 2015, 01:41:01 AM »
but im just seeping with positivity though

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The Flood / Re: I searched my heart for something nice to say on septagon
« on: December 23, 2015, 01:37:26 AM »
lock requested

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The Flood / Re: This thread is a prison
« on: December 22, 2015, 02:52:32 PM »
lockdown requested

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The Flood / Re: you ever have those fuck up moments
« on: December 22, 2015, 08:58:56 AM »
Well i guess there is a thin line between creepy and flirty

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The Flood / Re: What are you getting people for christmas?
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:34:20 PM »
whole lotta nothing

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mod my shit up

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The Flood / Re: Well well
« on: December 21, 2015, 08:24:20 PM »

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we should just get rid of all the mods tbh fam imo
Or next anarchy make everyone a mod!

we can trusted for sure

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we should just get rid of all the mods tbh fam imo

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Serious / Re: Cruz Christmas Classics
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:42:10 AM »
Lost it at the "Grinch who lost her emails".

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The Flood / Re: So close....
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:32:57 AM »
i think im close to mythic
mythic happens at devil quads, so ya you're close.

sweet

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The Flood / Re: contingency forum backup thread.
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:27:34 AM »
If you're not an icechewer you won't understand...

So I've been chewing ice for about 16 years. All of my old friends completely deal with my ways. They may not understand but they deal with it. Everytime I meet someone new I find myself explaining certain habits that I have but lately I've just started telling non-chewers that the just won't understand:

1. why I have more ice trays and ice blocks in my freezer than food.
2. why I must finish my ice before I leave the my home or take the ice with me.
3. why I can't watch any type of snow scene on tv without rushing to the Our Shitty I'm a spammer who can't get a job. Also, our product sucsk - don't buy from us. Suck and We will rip you off! for a cup of ice.
4. why I chew ice when it's freezing outside (yes, I' get cold. stop asking!!).

I know I'm missing stuff but that's just some of the things that nonchewers won't get. What other things are there?

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The Flood / Re: You know what? Fuck it.
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:26:40 AM »
lock requested

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The Flood / Re: So close....
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:19:15 AM »
i think im close to mythic

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The Flood / Re: contingency forum backup thread.
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:17:42 AM »
Hi, I'm John. I'm a new chewer, and here are some of my thoughts.

My theory about why I chew Ice is that its probably mostly due to me loving that hand to mouth motion  :roll: . When the ice first enters your mouth its so exhilarating, first your mouth is all warm then it gets cool (omg i luv it). I love stuffing my mouth full! Does anyone else notice a salty taste at times? Maybe its just my ice?

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The Flood / Re: So close....
« on: December 21, 2015, 10:00:30 AM »
downvoted

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The Flood / Re: At the eagles vs cardnials game
« on: December 20, 2015, 09:50:30 PM »
i take it you're an eagles fan

Yeah
You too?

I was. Had to leave, my grandfather wasn't feeling well.

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The Flood / At the eagles vs cardnials game
« on: December 20, 2015, 06:50:25 PM »
This is gonna hurt  :'(

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The Flood / Re: "but that's just my opinion"
« on: December 20, 2015, 04:29:39 PM »
Well that's just like, your opinion man.

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Gaming / Re: So I'm playing Dead Space 2 fam
« on: December 20, 2015, 03:34:05 PM »
It's pretty brutal

Just remember, the ripper is your friend.

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Sorry not sorry

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The Flood / Re: those fuckin gooks do it again
« on: December 19, 2015, 11:32:25 PM »
RIP in peace Das

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The Flood / Re: I posted Star Wars Spoilers
« on: December 19, 2015, 08:51:44 PM »
don't come to sep7agon tomorrow

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The Flood / Re: I posted Star Wars Spoilers
« on: December 19, 2015, 08:50:38 PM »
>implying that I can actually DDOS Sep7
you still threatened to

And you actually took it seriously. Do you have any idea what Cheat would do to me if I actually did Ddos the place?

"haha guys i only threatened to blow up the school! stop taking it so seriously GOOOOOOSH!"

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