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Messages - The Lord Ruler

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Pants Awaken
« on: February 09, 2016, 10:31:09 AM »
R2 will be along in a few moments and then... he'll release us from the pants.

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The Flood / Re: What book are you reading currently?
« on: February 09, 2016, 09:06:03 AM »
>books

Do you take me for some kind of fucking nerd?

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Pants Awaken
« on: February 09, 2016, 08:15:19 AM »
I don't like pants. It's coarse and rough and irratating and it gets everywhere.

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Pants Awaken
« on: February 09, 2016, 08:08:03 AM »
Than it is PANTS RAAAARGH

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The Flood / Re: Savior, conqueror, hero, villian.
« on: February 09, 2016, 07:13:35 AM »
Quote from: Kupo & the Two G-strings on February 09, 2016, 07:11:57 AM
The Greatest Hunt in Gaming History™



We became legend™ Gourdian™

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The Flood / Re: Plan the perfect day for me and bae this Valentines day
« on: February 08, 2016, 09:34:53 PM »
zyklon b goes great with chocolate

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The Flood / Re: If Sep7agon was a Supermarket
« on: February 08, 2016, 09:59:07 AM »
Free samples

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Serious / Re: Female journalist hires a male escort and feels "validated"
« on: February 08, 2016, 09:01:23 AM »
Sounds like the beginning of a shitty romance novel

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The Flood / Re: You're daily reminder that Pokemon is cockfigthing for kids
« on: February 08, 2016, 08:14:17 AM »
So like when pokemon jump you in the wild, are they trying to eat you?

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Disney movie
« on: February 08, 2016, 08:07:49 AM »
Aladdin

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The Flood / Re: Name Combination Thread
« on: February 07, 2016, 11:37:04 PM »
Mmmmmmmm Ender

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The Flood / Re: YES! THE BRONCOS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!
« on: February 07, 2016, 11:18:06 PM »
oh boy here we go

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The Flood / Re: Putting my dog down on Wednesday
« on: February 07, 2016, 11:10:25 PM »
sorry to hear

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The Flood / Re: I just realised
« on: February 07, 2016, 11:03:15 PM »
happy birthday, depression

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The Flood / Re: Team Iron Man or Team Cap?
« on: February 07, 2016, 10:35:44 PM »
remember if you side with tony, you side with communists and hate freedom

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Gaming / Re: Reminder: 1 year of Mythic Pokémon events starts tomorrow
« on: February 07, 2016, 10:13:03 PM »
tfw just got a job
tfw will (hopefully) get enough money to buy a 3ds and some pokemon games in time for mew

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The Flood / Re: Name Combination Thread
« on: February 07, 2016, 10:03:32 PM »
My Name is Camnator

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The Flood / Re: YES! THE BRONCOS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!
« on: February 07, 2016, 09:51:16 PM »
Quote from: Jet Wave on February 07, 2016, 09:48:38 PM
Quote from: The Lord Ruler on February 07, 2016, 09:46:49 PM
yeah fuck you guys for celebrating this

i just lost my bet you dicks
How much?

nothing

it was just with one of my professors

if i won he wouldve given me five points on my next test

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The Flood / Re: YES! THE BRONCOS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!
« on: February 07, 2016, 09:46:49 PM »
yeah fuck you guys for celebrating this

i just lost my bet you dicks

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The Flood / Re: Favorite condiments for hot dogs
« on: February 06, 2016, 08:21:52 PM »
Mustard ketchup and relish

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The Flood / Re: Need a name for my main character.
« on: February 06, 2016, 07:58:54 PM »
Ravioli giveme formuoli

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The Flood / Re: Which shows are you watching this season?
« on: February 06, 2016, 03:25:48 PM »
black sails
vikings in a couple weeks
walking dead next week

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The Flood / Re: a friend of mine died of cancer today
« on: February 06, 2016, 12:53:49 PM »
man fuck cancer

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Gaming / Re: Can't believe this...
« on: February 06, 2016, 09:39:30 AM »
I was hanging out with a couple of friends last night so i guess just didnt notice sorry

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The Flood / Re: Me Anything
« on: February 06, 2016, 12:20:41 AM »
like my post?

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The Flood / Re: this thread should be locked
« on: February 05, 2016, 04:52:00 PM »
No thank you

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The Flood / Re: Prisoner of Azkaban is my favorite Harry Potter film
« on: February 05, 2016, 04:50:55 PM »
Sorcerer's stone is the best one

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The Flood / Re: Help me persuade my friend
« on: February 05, 2016, 02:32:56 PM »
tell him you want to have sex with him

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The Flood / Re: Seeing Force Awakens for a sixth time, AMA
« on: February 05, 2016, 02:32:10 PM »
why are you watching a mediocre movie more than 2 times in a couple of months?

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The Flood / Re: Am I selfish for thinking this?
« on: February 05, 2016, 12:20:31 PM »
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on February 05, 2016, 12:18:04 PM
Quote from: The Lord Ruler on February 05, 2016, 12:16:17 PM
Talk to her than you fucking retard

She's getting over pneumonia. That takes me from thinking selfish thoughts to being actually selfish.

Than wait until she's better and than talk to her

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