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The Flood / I'm locked inside a state of euphoria
« on: March 31, 2015, 10:41:24 PM »
I can't feel pain

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The Flood / Tame Impala
« on: March 31, 2015, 08:40:49 PM »
?

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The Flood / Zayn Malik leaves One Direction
« on: March 25, 2015, 01:44:58 PM »
http://www.mtv.com/news/2115465/zayn-leaves-one-direction/

Damn, I knew he was upset with the cheating scandal but I didn't think he would leave.

Discuss.

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Gaming / Destiny
« on: March 05, 2015, 06:58:42 PM »
Dlc

Paul McCartney

Shit

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The Flood / I can't be the only one here...
« on: March 05, 2015, 02:37:33 PM »
That absolutely misses ghost59 from b.net

Every time I see one of his posts it makes my day.

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The Flood / ITT: Eskimos
« on: February 21, 2015, 11:55:13 PM »
  ______
 |{(•_•)}|
/{_____}\
    |   |
    °  °

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The Flood / In this moment I am euphoric,
« on: February 21, 2015, 11:44:12 PM »
Not because of some phony god, but because I am enlightened by own intelligence.

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The Flood / Just paid money to watch people pretend they're The Beatles
« on: February 21, 2015, 11:35:25 PM »
AMA

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The Flood / I don't like Canada.
« on: February 19, 2015, 11:09:22 PM »
Sorry, but I really dislike being there whenever I have to visit.

What is it with those stupid traffic lights? So ugly.

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Gaming / My review for The Order: 1886.5
« on: February 19, 2015, 08:00:18 AM »
The Order 1886 is the story of a steam punk game where you kill monsters. The story is really interesting. NOT. The story is kinda meh. But the gameplay is where this game-

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The Flood / someone start a plug.dj lobby
« on: February 16, 2015, 08:21:39 PM »
wanna hear ur euphoric dank beats

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The Flood / So I was watching Return of the Jedi with my family...
« on: February 16, 2015, 04:06:27 PM »
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PiDRgDmXGi4

And then this happened.

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

(Is this something they added in the DVD versions? I don't remember this and the ending seemed off.)

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Gaming / My review of Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare
« on: February 11, 2015, 03:39:14 PM »
Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare's title is very fitting, as Call of Duty is won of the most advanced video games of all time. Advanced Warfare is really advanced. We now have suits that let us jump Hugh  and move more faster. Thus, Call of Duty sees a really future-paced future. Call of Duty AW has a multiplayer that is really what Call of Duty is all about. Killing people. And my oh my has the new Call of Duty made me excited about what cod is all of about. Call of Duty Advcancrf has easily the best call of duty multiplayer yet. [emoji27] [emoji379] is the story of call of duty online.

But wait, there's more. Call of Duty AW also features a movie/campaign. Starring Chevy Spacey, Call Of Duty AW is the story of futuristic warfare and the friends you meet at camp. You have friends that die, friends that don't die, and you feel a lot of emotion. My grandpa watched me play and got WW2 flashbacks and started crying. It was sad but funny at the same time, which is really just a great feeling. Thanks to Kevin Hart, Call of Duty AW also includes a funny side. Comrades make funny jokes and make you feel like you just made a new friend.

All in all, Call of Duty: Advanced Warface is a great Call of Duty game. Yes, it tries too hard to be a movie, but in the end, we laugh, we cry, we rejoice.

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Gaming / Microsoft possibly buying Bungie back
« on: February 06, 2015, 06:54:22 PM »
Yeah this is not real.

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The Flood / Post shit lyrics from songs you love
« on: February 05, 2015, 08:32:33 PM »
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=83TABgLvbmM

Tragic Meme- Weezer

When you kiss me and say you love me
It makes me feel so good
I wanna break down and give in to you
I wanna believe that you're the one

You gimme my pills and sing this strange song
And all my hurting goes away
I start to drift off with you beside me
I wanna believe that you're the one

Cry and cry and let it out
We have to face that it's over now
Even as I anoint your door
I'm looking out for something more
Cry and cry, I'm crying too
'Cause no one touches me like you do
I don't want my mom to know that I've been a dirty boy

I try my darnedest to be a bastard
I want you to think that I don't care
But I feel sorry, and you're so pretty
You start to cry, and I kiss your mouth

Cry and cry and let it out
We have to face that it's over now
Even as I anoint your door
I'm looking out for something more
Cry and cry, I'm crying too
'Cause no one touches me like you do
I don't want my mom to know that I've been a dirty boy

You're a tragic girl, you lead a tragic life
I'm just meant to be your latest tragedy
Ain't no butterfly girl, this ain't no butterfly love
I'm just meant to be your latest tragedy

I try my darnedest to be a bastard
I want you to think that I don't care
But you're so pretty, and I feel sorry
I start to cry, and I kiss your mouth

I don't want my mom to know that I've been a dirty boy

You're a tragic girl, you lead a tragic life
I'm just meant to be your latest tragedy
This ain't no butterfly girl, this ain't no butterfly love
I'm gonna have to be your latest tragedy


This is an excellent song, and the lyrics go okay with the theme of the album and sound of the song, but on paper these are fucking awful. I love early Weezer more than most bands but man.

Post shitty lyrics of songs you love.

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The Flood / Funny song by a Korean man
« on: February 05, 2015, 04:14:01 PM »
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

Have any of you seen this? Comedy gold!&

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Gaming / Your daily reminder that BF4 X1 is trash
« on: February 05, 2015, 05:39:14 AM »
>Awful resolution
>aliasing everware
>god-awful frame rate drops on 64 player servers
>bf4

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Gaming / Animal Crossing is just great
« on: January 21, 2015, 04:28:51 PM »
I've been using it as a gate out of stress and depression. Its so cute and peaceful. You really feel like a better human after you play this.

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The Flood / What if millions of years from now...
« on: January 15, 2015, 06:54:14 PM »
People discover the Flood and look back at all we've done and use it as a reference to how people acted in the early 21st century.

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The Flood / Fake or not...
« on: January 10, 2015, 05:18:26 PM »

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Gaming / Ryse: Son of Meme
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:28:20 AM »
This is possibly the worst AAA I've ever played.

-More repetitive than AC
-Embarrasing voice acting
-Lame ass story
-It's literally Call of Duty: Roman Warfare


I got it for free with my X1 so I can't complain but kudos to the people who bought this for $60 and didn't kill themselves.

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The Flood / >tfw
« on: January 04, 2015, 12:01:42 AM »
You just watched When Harry Met Sally and Annie Haul back to back. Alone.

y?

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The Flood / Tell me about me.
« on: January 02, 2015, 03:08:28 PM »
I woke up and forgot what I was like.

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Gaming / >tfw H5 beta starts 4 minutes early
« on: December 29, 2014, 10:58:32 AM »
<3

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Gaming / Dragon Age: Inquisition
« on: December 28, 2014, 05:20:24 PM »
Thoughts on this? Got it for my X1 at GameStop for $40. Pretty fun so far, considering I didn't really enjoy this series with the past games. Combat packs a bigger punch in this one.

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The Flood / Why do I have fun from this?
« on: December 23, 2014, 09:57:18 PM »
WHY? FUCK ME IN THE ASS. MEME CHEESE



CHEESY VAGINAS

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The Flood / Santa is a meme.
« on: December 23, 2014, 09:56:31 PM »
I want a shit post for Christmas.

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The Flood / I r@p3d $@/\/T@
« on: December 23, 2014, 09:38:46 PM »
Last nite

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The Flood / Remember when I shot posted yesterday?
« on: December 23, 2014, 09:26:29 PM »
I'm so sorry, it won't happen again.

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