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Messages - Lemy the Lizerd
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901
« on: December 25, 2014, 04:04:46 PM »
"PUT THIS MAN IN JAIL FOR 5 YEARS
HE WROTE SOMETHING OFFENSIVE ON TWITTER"
"Hey what are you in for?"
"I Robbed a bank and got 5 years, you?"
"I made a joke on Twitter and got 5 years"
"..."
the funny part being that robbing a bank really will only net you like 5 years in yurop
902
« on: December 25, 2014, 04:01:56 PM »
Something something hate speech isn't free speech something something americlaps
903
« on: December 25, 2014, 03:07:07 PM »
>shit PC probably can't run it
904
« on: December 25, 2014, 02:24:08 PM »
OFFICIAL TES GAME TIERS LIST
GOD TIER:
Morrowind
GOOD TIER:
Skyrim
SHIT TIER:
Oblivion
GOYIM TIER:
Elder Scrolls Online
HARDCORE FANS ONLY TIER:
Battlespire
Daggerfall
Arena
905
« on: December 25, 2014, 02:18:27 PM »
Slept till noon
Chilling with my boring ass extended family
Wish I could be back home with my dad and my girlfriend
906
« on: December 25, 2014, 01:39:28 PM »
907
« on: December 25, 2014, 01:28:09 PM »
>tfw cuck'd by god
908
« on: December 25, 2014, 01:27:16 PM »
>tells you she dindu nuffin and it was god that made her pregnant
>you're so beta that you actually believe this
>a religion is born
909
« on: December 25, 2014, 01:08:56 PM »
What a fucking loser
910
« on: December 25, 2014, 12:35:57 PM »
If your house gets robbed, just call the lictor's guild or use your scutum to fend off the attack.
No Roman citizen actually needs a gladius. If push came to shove, what, are you and your untrained barbarian slaves going to defeat 10 legions by yourselves?
What next, should you have the right to own a ballista? No Roman citizen should need anything more than a pugio to defend himself in his home. You're just overcompensating for your short stature and plebeian birth.
911
« on: December 25, 2014, 11:07:05 AM »
912
« on: December 24, 2014, 09:31:25 PM »
>christian attempts to show superior social status and number of sex partners by saying other person wears funny hats
913
« on: December 24, 2014, 12:11:56 PM »
I will fucking pin you down and rape your ass hard without lube and I make sure it is dry and as well beat you up!
Then I will brutally rape your fucking stomach by pulling out my knife and cutting a hole to jam my dick into that cut hole while shouting out
"You filthy slut" then I would pull out my handheld propane torch and cauterize your filthy fucking hole you slut!
And if you have a son or daughter or both I would simply break your arms and legs and your spine and I will promptly go after your child and start raping them and beat the fuck out of them with my fists while you watch your offsprings being beaten and raped you whore!
I will then pull out my knife and cut their eyes out and I will force those eyes right up your nasty filthy pathetic ass of yours and I will jam my dick into their empty eye sockets now and skull fuck your children you fucking pathetic cunt!
And after the children that are born from your filthy body dies from my brutality you fucking slut I will cut open their stomach and force you to eat your own child's organs while I watch you with my knife out laughing and pissing on your head you bitch!
After that is done you better be lucky you do not have a baby because the baby will be next to be raped and fucking tortured to the point of pure agony and I will force you to watch your own baby being tortured and raped but I will make sure it is alive.
Then we will play a mental game. I will torture you more than the baby and make you beg for me to kill the baby for yourself to be spared and if you don't then I will beat the pathetic thing you call your own little shit a baby you filthy cunt!
However if you do ask me to kill it I will cut off the baby's tongue and fingers and toes and I will cut open the stomach open and pull out the insides out and cram it down in your mouth and force you to eat the insides of your dead baby you slut!
I will then walk away laughing and leave you to your now dead children you disgusting slut.
914
« on: December 24, 2014, 10:46:09 AM »
The body camera not being there is suspicious....
915
« on: December 23, 2014, 12:47:58 PM »
It's only UKIP so I don't care.
>it's only communists so I don't care >it's only socialists so I don't care >it's only trade unionists so I don't care >it's only Jews so I don't care Oh fuck, now it's me.
916
« on: December 23, 2014, 12:46:29 PM »
>feminist
>muslim
I guess the hijab is empowering now or something
917
« on: December 23, 2014, 10:39:04 AM »
I think I just nearly had a fucking heart attack then, you cunt.
rekt
918
« on: December 23, 2014, 09:30:44 AM »
919
« on: December 22, 2014, 04:11:42 PM »
>walks on two legs
920
« on: December 22, 2014, 03:11:03 PM »
Beat you too it, faggot
921
« on: December 22, 2014, 03:05:25 PM »
922
« on: December 22, 2014, 02:27:10 PM »
>'nam
>"muh great society"
923
« on: December 21, 2014, 10:37:42 PM »
924
« on: December 21, 2014, 10:08:43 PM »
LOL HAAAHAHAHHAHAH OMG LOL XD KEKEKEKEKLEL
SO FUCKING EPIC OH MY GOD :^)
xP LOL EBIC MEME BROSKI
THE NARWHAL BACONS AT MIDNIGHT LOL
*unzips katana* :p
HAHAHAHAH SO EPIC HAHAHAHAHA LE EBIN BACON MUSTACHE MEME BRO
925
« on: December 21, 2014, 10:01:43 PM »
>be me
>love metal
>fucked more women than anyone anyone on this board within a year of my age, except for maybe BC
>OP
>be gay
>gets less dick than his little sister
>forever virgin
funny
926
« on: December 21, 2014, 09:48:47 PM »
http://www.ontheissues.org/senate/james_webb.htm
-Voted YES on extending the PATRIOT Act's roving wiretaps
-Voted YES on removing need for FISA warrant for wiretapping abroad
-Voted YES on increasing tax rate for people earning over $1 million
He isn't that liberal enough for the Dems. He's more of a moderate/centrist in the party
>implying current libs don't love the patriot act (If you criticize it now, you're a tinfoil-hat prepper, according to most of the left) >implying libs don't love wiretapping abroad cum oan m8 was not aware of this patriot act support, though. lol, there goes my vote. Should have figured a sane guy working with Reagan was too good to be true.
927
« on: December 21, 2014, 09:30:49 PM »
tfw no Kurd gf  why even live
928
« on: December 21, 2014, 09:26:39 PM »
929
« on: December 21, 2014, 09:24:35 PM »
The Baltic states got straight fucked by the Soviets. I'd be doing everything possible to keep the Russians out, too.
930
« on: December 21, 2014, 08:33:36 PM »
 Here's Ed Miliband kicking a protestor.
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