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Serious / Re: Lemy's Shithole of the Week- Episode 1
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:23:27 AM »
Isn't this the country that's been fighting Morocco for the Western Sahara for a couple of centuries?
They don't seem to be winning, if they are.

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Serious / Re: Lemy's Shithole of the Week- Episode 1
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:52:53 AM »
Wow, I feel bad for the people who live there
Should we feel bad, though?

If you want to look at it from a collective standpoint, they're probably a lot better off than they were 500 years ago. Yeah, their country sucks, but it's not getting any worse. I mean, they went from having no democracy, to being a pretend democracy, pretty fast. That's not quite as bad.

I'm really tired so that probably sounds retarded.

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Serious / Re: Lemy's Shithole of the Week- Episode 1
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:32:25 AM »
Sorry Lemy, this belongs in the Flood.
I don't see why, but I'll gladly change whatever the offending content is that pushes this into the land of the shitpost.

If it's the humor, though, I don't see why every thread in Serious should have to be lifeless and emotionless.

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FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER


OBSCURE COUNTRIES!

POVERTY!

COLONIALISM!

XENOPHOBIA!

WAR!

FAMINE!

TOTALITARIANISM!

CORRUPTION!

ALL IN MY NEW WEEKLY SERIES, SHITHOLE OF THE WEEK!

STARRING ME! LEMY THE LIZERD!

CATCH IT IN SERIOUS TODAY!

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Serious / Lemy's Shithole of the Week- Episode 1
« on: January 07, 2015, 01:10:21 AM »
Alright you privileged shitlords, I know for a fact that you cannot name every country off the top of your heads. In fact, I bet around quarter of the countries on Earth are completely unknown to you.

So I'll be doing a weekly (if I don't forget) series of threads in Serious, providing information about countries you've never heard of, and I've never given a shit about.


We'll kick it off with a wasteland called Mauritania.
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As you can probably tell from the crescent on their flag, Mauritania loves the Prophet (peace and blowjobs be upon him).

Here's their official website! Be sure to comment and subscribe! http://www.mauritania.mr/
(I'm pretty sure this is the only website in Mauritania)

This is their national anthem, translated into English:
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    Be a helper for God, and censure what is forbidden,
    And turn with the law which, which He wants you to follow,
    Hold no one to be useful or harmful, except for Him,
    And walk the path of the chosen one, and die while you are on it!
    For what was sufficient for the first of us, is sufficient for the last one, too.
    And leave those people who do evil things with respect to God.
    They misrepresented him by making him similar, and made all kinds of excuses.
    They made bold claims, and blackened notebooks.
    They let the nomads and the sedentary people, both make bitter experiences,
    And the great sins of their [doctrinal] innovations bequeathed small.
    And just in case a disputant, calls you to dispute about their claims,
    Do not, then, dispute on them, except by way of an external dispute.

Mauritania gained independence from France in 1960. You would think they'd be all hip and anti-colonial, but no. Like all Arabic-speaking countries that are not populated by Arabs, destruction of ancient traditions and cultures is cool if you're doing it for Islam (really guys Arabs are our friends they're totally uplifting us guys! Aloha Snackbar!)

Mauritania's government is supposed to be a democracy, but like most African democracies, it's actually not one.

Fun fact: in Mauritania, slavery was finally made illegal in 2007.

This isn't like some Alabama type deal where slavery was technically legal for a long time but never happened in practice, either, these motherfuckers love them some slavery.

This godforsaken patch of earth has a population of 3,537,368 unfortunate souls, with a population density of 8.2/sq mi (or 3.2/km2 for you communists).

It covers 397,954 sqare miles, and every inch of it sucks. To give you an idea of how shitty living here is, 0.03% of the area of this country is water.

Yes, that is less than a third of a tenth of a percent (holy fuck). I get thirsty just thinking about it.

This is their capital
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Here are some pictures of Mauritania:
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Here's what Wikipedia has to say about Mauritania

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mauritania
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Mauritania Listeni/mɔːrɪˈteɪniə/ (Arabic: موريتانيا‎ Mūrītānyā; Berber: Muritanya or Agawej; Wolof: Gànnaar; Soninke: Murutaane; Pulaar: Moritani), officially the Islamic Republic of Mauritania, is a country in the Maghreb region of western North Africa.[7][8][9] It is the eleventh largest country in Africa, and is bordered by the Atlantic Ocean to the west, by Moroccan-controlled Western Sahara in the north, by Algeria in the northeast, by Mali in the east and southeast, and by Senegal in the southwest.

The country derives its name from the ancient Berber Kingdom of Mauretania, which existed from the 3rd century BC to the 7th century AD, in the far north of modern-day Morocco. Ninety percent of Mauritania's land is within the Sahara Desert and subsequently the population is concentrated in the south, where precipitation is slightly higher than the rest of the country. The capital and largest city of Mauritania is Nouakchott, located on the Atlantic coast, which is home to around one-third of the country's 3.5 million people. The government of Mauritania was overthrown on 6 August 2008, in a military coup d'état led by General Mohamed Ould Abdel Aziz. On 16 April 2009, General Aziz resigned from the military to run for president in the 19 July elections, which he won.[10]

About 20% of Mauritanians live on less than US$1.25 per day.[11] Slavery in Mauritania has been called a major human rights issue, with over 150,000 people[12] – proportionally the highest for any country – being enslaved against their will, especially enemies of the government.[13] Higher estimates suggest 10% to 20% of the population (340,000 to 680,000 people) is enslaved.[14] Additional human rights concerns in Mauritania include female genital mutilation[15] and child labour.


As you can see, Mauritania pretty much sucks. You've got rampant (and socially accepted) slavery, poverty and corruption all wrapped up in an inhospitable desert. And that's not even touching on the ethnic tensions between the Moorish native peoples and the Sub-Saharan (black) migrants in recent years.

So what do you think? Is there anything we, as Westerners, can do to help end slavery in Mauritania? Should we, if we can?

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Serious / Re: Okay, I'm a bootlicking statist again
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:37:47 PM »
I give it a week before you become a syndicalist or something.
Been there, done that.

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Serious / Re: Okay, I'm a bootlicking statist again
« on: January 06, 2015, 07:17:13 PM »
Property doesn't need to be collectivized, children do.
is this a pedophilia joke

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Serious / Okay, I'm a bootlicking statist again
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:50:39 PM »
You need some form of state to enforce environmental regulations. People do not care enough to boycott businesses that are dumping toxic waste into the ocean, national park, orphanage, etc.

Ultimately, I know the state will never cease to exist. I'm okay with that now, but I'm still going to do anything I can to keep it out of my face.

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I'm also still willing to die fighting before I allow my property to be collectivized.

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No.

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The Flood / Re: You know what movie I can't wait to see?
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:26:08 PM »
It looks much more visually creative than the older films, so I'm pretty excited.

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The Flood / Re: People who deserve movies made about them.
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:24:58 PM »
on a related note, Finland is the only Nordic country that isn't cancer

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The Flood / People who deserve movies made about them.
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:22:33 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4

>tfw no big budget White Death film

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Uh, there's a credible difference between arresting for murder and arresting for possession of drugs like heroin or cocaine

This fucktard has no idea what he's talking about and I swear I lost brain cells watching him mumble over this like Feinstein mumbles over guns
Care to refute anything he's saying or are you just buttmad that he's not licking any boots?

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The Flood / Re: Any SUfags remember
« on: January 05, 2015, 05:04:28 PM »
You faggots did the same shit to me at least twice

No it was worse, you edited my post to say I was gay or something and then made it public
I remember one time I edited an elephant cock into one of Jim's threads

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The Flood / Re: Fuck ugliest, who's the most immoral user?
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:52:30 PM »
Goji=satan

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The Flood / Any SUfags remember
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:50:01 PM »
That time I made a thread filled with shoops of Trayvon's corpse, and it was the funniest shit?

Then zoid edited the thread to public and got me banned.

I miss those days.

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Serious / Native Advertising
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:28:34 PM »
YouTube
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Serious / Re: A Muslim girl from college just posted this on her facebook
« on: January 05, 2015, 11:06:02 AM »
...or is she a cunt because people are dicks to her all the time for being Muslim?
>no Allah Akbar at the end of the post
Not a real muslim.

They aren't oppressed, but they do get treated like shit by the troglodyte peasantry labouring under the assumption that anyone who is muslim is a suicide bomber in disguise. Then again, the working classes have always been an uncouth bunch soooooo nothing really new there.

You two know as well as I do that this is not a problem anywhere outside of Alabama.
Uhhh, it is.
I'm not going to speak for the states, but in bongistan this shit is hardly uncommon.

Britain First's mosque raids for example, whilst hilariously cringey are still an example of it. The EDL's riots were/are another. (They seem to have died off now that they stopped getting so much attention) Then you have all the unorganised petty stuff, people swearing at them in the street/on buses/trains 'fuck off back to iraq' etc. It's not a massive countrywide problem, but it does still exist.
sheeeit

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Serious / Re: A Muslim girl from college just posted this on her facebook
« on: January 05, 2015, 11:03:58 AM »
...or is she a cunt because people are dicks to her all the time for being Muslim?
>no Allah Akbar at the end of the post
Not a real muslim.

They aren't oppressed, but they do get treated like shit by the troglodyte peasantry labouring under the assumption that anyone who is muslim is a suicide bomber in disguise. Then again, the working classes have always been an uncouth bunch soooooo nothing really new there.

You two know as well as I do that this is not a problem anywhere outside of Alabama.
Nah, happens near me, even in fancy ol' Orange County.
www.theguardian.com/world/richard-adams-blog/2011/mar/03/orange-county-protest-islam

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As the video shows, the rhetoric of the protesters became increasingly venomous toward the families and children who came to attend the ICNA Relief fundraising dinner. Protesters shouted invective statements such as "Go home terrorist," "Muhammad is a pervert, Muhammad is a child molester," "Go home and beat your wife, she needs a good beating," at the event-goers.

One of the protesters' guest speakers, seen in the video, is a local councilwoman who denounces the event as "pure, unadulterated evil," and continues:

I know quite a few Marines who would be very happy to help these terrorists to an early meeting in paradise.
Californians are just as dumb as Alabamans, so what I said still stands.

It's just christfags being christfags anyway.

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The Flood / Re: am I on durgs or is lemy the lizard not a lizard
« on: January 05, 2015, 10:59:35 AM »

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Serious / Re: A Muslim girl from college just posted this on her facebook
« on: January 05, 2015, 10:59:09 AM »
...or is she a cunt because people are dicks to her all the time for being Muslim?
>no Allah Akbar at the end of the post
Not a real muslim.

They aren't oppressed, but they do get treated like shit by the troglodyte peasantry labouring under the assumption that anyone who is muslim is a suicide bomber in disguise. Then again, the working classes have always been an uncouth bunch soooooo nothing really new there.

You two know as well as I do that this is not a problem anywhere outside of Alabama.

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The Flood / Re: am I on durgs or is lemy the lizard not a lizard
« on: January 05, 2015, 10:51:51 AM »
LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

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The Flood / Re: >going to exams
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:05:28 AM »
I'm glad I'm not that retarded.
what, did you fucking fail all semester? Need that exam to pass?
For some classes exams make up your entire grade.
i hope you're not retarded enough to take a class like that

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The Flood / Re: >going to exams
« on: January 05, 2015, 08:02:00 AM »
I'm glad I'm not that retarded.
what, did you fucking fail all semester? Need that exam to pass?

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The Flood / >going to exams
« on: January 05, 2015, 07:58:02 AM »
>not just cutting class and huffing glue



HOLY SHIT ITS A FAGGOT

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