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Messages - Lemy the Lizerd
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1501
« on: November 18, 2014, 02:08:30 PM »
Nothing more than a figurehead.
Probably can't shoot for shit.
1502
« on: November 18, 2014, 01:59:29 PM »
No. That's a total violation of bodily autonomy.
1503
« on: November 18, 2014, 01:47:02 PM »
 ;_;
1504
« on: November 18, 2014, 01:45:50 PM »
Im not door
1505
« on: November 18, 2014, 12:24:51 PM »
>she brings back normal oreos
>tell her I specifically wanted holiday ones
>she says it's the same thing
>wait until she goes to sleep
>take the oreos, twist them apart, spell out FUCK YOU BITCH on the kitchen ceiling
>go to bed
>wake up at 3pm like usual
>go into kitchen, oreos are cleaned up and there's a new package of holiday oreos sitting on the counter
that's right, bitch. you know who runs this house.
1506
« on: November 18, 2014, 12:16:27 PM »
Fap
1507
« on: November 18, 2014, 11:47:20 AM »
Depends on the religion.
I assume you'd like to know about Christianity specifically.
Quite frankly, it is impossible for Christianity to be 100% true, because its portrayal of God as all-loving and all-knowing is incompatible with the suffering that has happened for millennia, and will continue to happen forever.
So sure, all that shit could have happened, and god could be real, but god is certainly not the all-loving, benevolent deity his propaganda claims him to be.
So in that case I'd acknowledge that yes, god exists. I would then say fuck god, and go on not worshipping him.
If it's like buddhism or something, I guess I could see myself converting or whatever.
The only Monotheist religions I could see myself converting to are Zoroastrianism and Sikhism.
1508
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:55:00 AM »
I don't know much about yank laws, but how much do you expect they would pay you per gun if you walked up with a box of cheapo bits of crap? >_>
the reward is standard for everything handed in. Usually $50-200. Almost always in gift cards.
1509
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:35:03 AM »
Isara
1510
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:33:01 AM »
1511
« on: November 18, 2014, 07:49:12 AM »
So I stole this idea:
What if I make cheapo zipguns, costing less than $10 each, making sure they are legally considered firearms, and then I hand them in at gun buybacks for a profit? It could be a really fun idea.
1512
« on: November 18, 2014, 06:34:11 AM »
OP is a faget
1513
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:46:30 PM »
Wow, you're going to college to live your life as a boring-ass doctor. Not only that, you'll be a SELF-RIGHTEOUS CALIFORNIAN WHO HAS SEX? WOW, THAT WOULD BE A FIRST
I'm not going to be a doctor, I changed my mind about that.
And how the fuck am I self righteous? I don't even give a shit about the half the things that happen in this world.
it's a shitpost man don't read into it too much
1514
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:45:40 PM »
im not door.
Now, yeah, door and I have been making an effort to make it look that way, but I'm really not.
I don't even have any background on Bnet or whatever. I just go to class with Door and he got me to sign on here.
You fucking faggots.
1515
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:42:21 PM »
Wow, you're going to college to live your life as a boring-ass doctor. Not only that, you'll be a SELF-RIGHTEOUS CALIFORNIAN WHO HAS SEX? WOW, THAT WOULD BE A FIRST
1516
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:40:20 PM »
Door, will you ever shut the fuck up?
im not door
1517
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:36:48 PM »
Dear Dustin,
Please stop raping Sparky. He a good boy. He din do nuffin. That poor cat has showed you love and affection on a level only a family member can. And what do you do to repay him? You beat him, and you starve him, and you burn him, and you torture him. Worst of all, you rape him. This is completely unacceptable. Please stop raping Sparky.
Sincerely,
A Concerned Citizen
1518
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:30:52 PM »
Yes it is you fucking pleb
1519
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:26:27 PM »
Inb4Focnr
Inb4 an argument over nothing occurs
congratulations, retard, now there's just enough disagreement over a petty issue for us to have an argument over nothing
1520
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:23:10 PM »
literally all of you is bitches
1521
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:18:14 PM »
Is nobody else getting a laugh out of the fact that people are acting like autists, in a thread made by an autist, about another autist?
1522
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:15:32 PM »
this thread is pretty autistic.
1523
« on: November 17, 2014, 10:13:17 PM »
1524
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:51:22 PM »
The hair is... rather... um... let's say that women get perms to look half as good as my hair did back when I could grow it out.
confirmed for kike
1525
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:43:48 PM »
>Tfw Door ignores me.
you're irrelevant
You're a faggot, and god hates you.
gods not real
1526
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:43:20 PM »
1527
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:42:20 PM »
>Tfw Door ignores me.
you're irrelevant
1528
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:37:19 PM »
1529
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:31:00 PM »
Historically?
Probably me. I've gotten into some dumb shit. Rampant alcoholism will make that happen.
Currently? Probably not me.
Lol door
Aren't you 16?
17 mango
I can drink anyone on this forum under the table. I'd bet money on it.
Ha, I'll take that money now.
lehhgoo
What's your drink of choice, son?
If I'm looking to enjoy my drink, white russians are love.
I'm not picky though.
Right....
So if I showed up with case of semi-sweet red wines, how long would it be until I'm tea bagging your passed out body?
>imblynig
I'm no freshman whore. I can take plenty.
Alright. Let's graduate to dry whites then. How long until I convince you to suck my dick?
you talk a lot of shit for a creepy internet anime man
I can back it up though, son. Deutches blood stronk! Alcohol flows in my DNA!
I'm way more German than you though
Prove it, untermensch!
Green eyes? ROUND chin?
Sorry son, but you're going in the oven.
nigra is you calling this round  Also, green eyes are the most aryan eyes of all. Even more aryan than blue.
1530
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:25:54 PM »
this thread will not die until you all acknowledge my racial superiority
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