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Gaming / Re: Gunna start a playthrough of Fallout NV
« on: November 19, 2014, 09:58:53 AM »
I like to call that game, Fallag: New Lag
>playing a Gamebryo game
>on console

HOLY FUCK HOW CAN ANYONE BE THIS RETARDED

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Gaming / Re: Gunna start a playthrough of Fallout NV
« on: November 19, 2014, 09:57:23 AM »
Hardcore is the best way to play nigga.

Get JE Sawyer's mod though. Regular hardcore isn't hard enough.

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Gaming / Re: Fallout Lonestar
« on: November 19, 2014, 09:55:57 AM »
I'm tentatively interested, but I wouldn't recommend that anyone get their hopes up.

Ambitious mods like this for Bethesda games get planned and started up all the time, but rarely if ever do they see completion while reaching the promised quality of content.

Even Tamriel Rebuilt, which has been in development for years now, is only partially complete. And this is after they gave up on the main continent and decided to focus solely on Morrowind.

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Serious / Re: Turns Out Drunk Girl on Hollywood Boulevard Was Fake
« on: November 19, 2014, 09:43:49 AM »
I knew it was propaganda from the start.

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Serious / Re: Give me a good reason to make military impersonation a felony
« on: November 19, 2014, 09:38:13 AM »
It seems to be decent of any society to punish those who seriously try to engage in reaping the benefits of a duty they didn't perform. It's essentially fraud.
I feel like a felony is excessive for this, though.

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Gaming / Re: Is Destiny the most boring FPS of the past decade?
« on: November 19, 2014, 09:37:00 AM »
No, that's MOH Warfighter

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Serious / Re: My professor says we're drinking blood
« on: November 19, 2014, 09:02:21 AM »
So basically you're saying your shitty attitude is justified because black people can't be racist?

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Serious / Give me a good reason to make military impersonation a felony
« on: November 19, 2014, 09:00:26 AM »
Aside from "muh feels"

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Serious / Re: Ferguson Cop: "If you do not have a gun, get one"
« on: November 19, 2014, 08:44:08 AM »
This shit is still going on?
Yes, Noelle, the world continues turning whether or not you care.

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Serious / Re: Ferguson Cop: "If you do not have a gun, get one"
« on: November 19, 2014, 08:27:18 AM »
So, the rule of the law now befalls onto deterrence? If someone wants to use the protests to cause serious trouble then I am not sure how effective a gun détente will be.
It's really the best thing people can do to protect their families if shit goes sour; board up the house and keep a gun on hand. Hope for the best.

The FPD can't be everywhere at once. Besides, US cops aren't actually obligated to protect anyone, only to enforce the law.

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Serious / Re: Ferguson Cop: "If you do not have a gun, get one"
« on: November 19, 2014, 08:24:46 AM »
Isn't the area currently in a state of emergency too?
Not sure. If the cop isn't found guilty, though, I'm sure there will be rioting.

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Serious / Ferguson Cop: "If you do not have a gun, get one"
« on: November 19, 2014, 08:04:00 AM »
Things are looking really bad.

http://stlouis.cbslocal.com/2014/11/18/report-alleged-cop-warns-ferguson-if-you-do-not-have-a-gun-get-one/

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FERGUSON, Mo. (CBS ST. LOUIS) - Law enforcement in the Ferguson area are preparing for potential protests and riots following the grand jury’s decision in the Michael Brown investigation, which is expected sometime this month.

Talking to “St. Louis Coptalk” forum, a supposed police officer in the Ferguson area issued a warning to others in the community to “protect” their families with firearms.

Many posting in the forum expressed fears that demonstrators will take to the streets regardless of the decision made in the Aug. 9 shooting death of the 18-year-old by officer Darren Wilson.

Vocative reports that under the name “A Concerned Cop,” one commenter shared the following warning:

“If you do not have a gun, get one and get one soon. We will not be able to protect you or your family. It will be your responsibility to protect them. Our gutless commanders and politicians have neutered us. I’m serious, get a gun, get more than one, and keep one with you at all times.”

The identity of the commenter or their status as a police officer was not confirmed by independent sources. But this comes as the FBI released an intelligence bulletin stating a grand jury decision “will likely be exploited by some individuals to justify threats and attacks against law enforcement and critical infrastructure.”

Missouri Gov. Jay Nixon also signed an executive order activating the Missouri National Guard on Monday afternoon.

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The Flood / HOW TO BE HUMAN WEAPON LIKE RIDDICK
« on: November 19, 2014, 07:41:56 AM »
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

THIS IS HOW YOU BECOME A HUMAN WEAPON LIKE RIDDICK

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>be me, 30 y/o kv and living with my normie parents
>3 AM
>blasting manowar through my $400 headphones mom got me for my 1/4 birthday (i get four a year)
>mom knocks on the door
>i don't answer, the dumb bitch should know better than to distract me while i'm looking at pictures of cartoon frogs
>a-anon could you please keep it down, your father and i both have work in the morning
>scream at the top of my lungs "BROTHERS EVERYWHERE, RAISE YOUR HANDS IN TO THE AIR"
>a-anon please, not again, I haven't slept in days
>"WE'RE WARRIORS, WARRIORS OF THE >WORLD"
>she starts sobbing
>that's the last fucking straw
>grab one of my numerous shitjugs and open the door
>kick mom in the vagina, she falls to the ground in pain
>i pin her under my weight
>"ANON PLEASE NO, NOT AGAIN!"
>take the cap off of my shitjug and prepare to pour it down the dumb bitch's throat
>my dad has woken up and has come into the hallway
>pour my week-old shit down her throat, she gags and tries to vomit but ends up swallowing some of it
>my dad vomits at the sight
>mom starts having another heart attack i stand up victoriously as my dad frantically tries to dial 911
>go back into my room
>"CARRY WE, WHO DIE IN BATTLE, OVER LAND AND SEA"

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>had a really long day laughing at Pepe and knocking back Mountain Dews while playing vidya
>crawl into bed, need some sleep before I do it all again tomorrow
>just about to cum all over when that stupid cunt knocks on my door
>DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS?!
>fully erect in my cum stained shirt
>Anon, it's ten in the morning...
>....AND?!
>You said you'd try and look for a job today
>I cant believe this bitch is trying to pull this shit
>start jerking off again and cum all over her work pants
>GO GET ME SOME FUCKING POP-TARTS
>stomp on her toes and slam the door in her face
>she isnt going downstairs, she's just standing there crying
>I SAID NOW!
>She's dumb enough to bring me frosted strawberry

I can't take this place anymore, guys.

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>At the dinner table, playing with my peas on my plate
>That's what I call my dick
>Anon, stop fidgeting
>Look up and see my mother's prematurely aged, lined face
>Eyes have that thousand mile stare
>Tell her I'm just scratching my dick with the tines of my fork, leave me alone
>She just sighs and takes another swig of bourbon
>Accidentally shove the tine of the fork into my peehole
>Scream and convulse in pain, falling out of my chair and smash into the table, knocking everything over
>Piss everywhere, whilst bleeding from my peehole
>Keep yelling until my mom gets up and pulls it out of my dick and bandages it
>Gives me some of oxycodone

Just as planned

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The Flood / Re: Military Impersonator got arrested at Chili's.
« on: November 18, 2014, 10:13:29 PM »
Wearing a military uniform in public is a felony? I know impersonating a police officer is, but I don't see the harm in dressing as a military member.

Dick move, absolutely. But I don't think it needs to be a felony.
B-BUT MUH HONOR AND SERVICE

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The Flood / lol rocketman has eye herpes
« on: November 18, 2014, 09:28:36 PM »
lol

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Serious / Re: Alright bitches, it's time for some Realpolitik
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:44:48 PM »
NATO already ensures that everyone outside of it is fucked and Russia will never get into NATO because then it would be a powerless organization.
The US alone could steamroll every other NATO member combined.

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Serious / Re: Alright bitches, it's time for some Realpolitik
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:44:05 PM »
So will the US be communist or what?
considering neither China nor Russia is communist...

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Serious / Alright bitches, it's time for some Realpolitik
« on: November 18, 2014, 08:39:04 PM »
Let's say the US allies with either Russia or China, creating a new superpower tag-team.

How fucked is the rest of the world?

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The Flood / Re: So Taurus made a curved gun
« on: November 18, 2014, 06:27:25 PM »
My one issue with it is the absence of iron sights, and the placement of a laser instead. I wouldn't put my life in the hands of electronics that can fail when you need them most.
How far away do you plane on using this thing? If it's for CC than most likely the person you are using it on is at most 10ft away. Unless you are firing at somebody 50ft away you will still be hitting your mark at 10ft away.
it's not the range that's the issue, it's reliability. Plastic or metal sights wont malfunction

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The Flood / I have 36 tabs open in safari
« on: November 18, 2014, 05:19:04 PM »
Help

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The Flood / Re: So Taurus made a curved gun
« on: November 18, 2014, 04:25:48 PM »
That looks really stupid.
it's actually a great fucking idea for a CC gun
But it still looks pretty stupid.
I suppose.

Worth it though. The curve makes it more comfortable to wear for long periods, and the shape means it will print more like a big cell phone than a gun. That's REALLY good, it keeps you from setting off paranoid soccer moms in the mall or wherever.

My one issue with it is the absence of iron sights, and the placement of a laser instead. I wouldn't put my life in the hands of electronics that can fail when you need them most.

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The Flood / Re: So Taurus made a curved gun
« on: November 18, 2014, 04:06:01 PM »
That looks really stupid.
it's actually a great fucking idea for a CC gun

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The Flood / So Taurus made a curved gun
« on: November 18, 2014, 04:04:36 PM »
http://www.gunsandammo.com/first-look/taurus-curve-380-pistol/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=taurus-curve-380-pistol



>Tfw can't buy a handgun in NC until you're 21

>tfw this is taurus anyway so the QC is probably awful

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The Flood / Re: Who's the least nerdiest here?
« on: November 18, 2014, 02:56:36 PM »
Honestly, probably Challenger or Gatsby.

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The Flood / Tfw being Jim
« on: November 18, 2014, 02:53:54 PM »

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The Flood / Re: about to eat steak and prawns, ama
« on: November 18, 2014, 02:43:55 PM »
Cockroach of the sea

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