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The Flood / Re: so I'm mostly decided on my first gun
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:46:06 PM »

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The Flood / Re: so I'm mostly decided on my first gun
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:40:13 PM »
Buy an MK16
you realize how incompatible that is with poorfagdom, yes?

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The Flood / so I'm mostly decided on my first gun
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:34:45 PM »
because 7.62x39 is cheap, and you can't own a handgun here until you turn 21, it was def gonna be a rifle in that caliber. im also a poorfag so no Arsenals or anything

so I was mostly looking at the SKS or like a WASR

but then I saw the vz58, which is a beautiful fucking gun


the Century (cheapo) version is in a similar price range to the WASR, but as far as I know both have some qc problems. Still, century version comes with a bunch of magazines, a pouch for them, and a bayonet

thing is though, I'm worried about getting a lemon or one with like canted sights or something

so i need to figure out about any warranties or whatever century might have, or places to buy the gun that won't rape me in the ass if I end up with a lemon

dont expect any tips or whatever since half of this forum lives in commie europe and the other half is nofunz, just felt like making a thread


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The Flood / Re: can I get a translation please
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:24:19 PM »
>running .exe's from torrents

holy shit, i knew you were stupid, door, but not this dumb
explain
you're willingly infecting your machine
it has like 70 seeders and 40 leechers
Poor Raulina had like 70 seeders after she was coerced into the porn industry to support her little brother who shines the shoes of the executive of the company who wrote the code for the ISO you've illegally downloaded.

How do you feel now, asshole?
the fuckk is an iso

is it like isis
Why are you this fucking new?
cuz im not a gay anime neet hacker lol
Ugh... fine, unles I understand it wrong, an ISO file is the content of a disc thrown into an image file. You mount this file into some kind of software to read it and then it functions as if you had a CD-rom right in your disc drive.
It's how us weebs pirate all our porn games.
where do i get this elusive software
The internet.
where tho

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The Flood / Re: can I get a translation please
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:20:16 PM »
>running .exe's from torrents

holy shit, i knew you were stupid, door, but not this dumb
explain
you're willingly infecting your machine
it has like 70 seeders and 40 leechers
Poor Raulina had like 70 seeders after she was coerced into the porn industry to support her little brother who shines the shoes of the executive of the company who wrote the code for the ISO you've illegally downloaded.

How do you feel now, asshole?
the fuckk is an iso

is it like isis
Why are you this fucking new?
cuz im not a gay anime neet hacker lol
Ugh... fine, unles I understand it wrong, an ISO file is the content of a disc thrown into an image file. You mount this file into some kind of software to read it and then it functions as if you had a CD-rom right in your disc drive.
It's how us weebs pirate all our porn games.
where do i get this elusive software

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The Flood / Re: can I get a translation please
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:15:12 PM »
Quote
2.Instalar Setup.Exe.

>running .exe's from torrents

holy shit, i knew you were stupid, door, but not this dumb
explain
you're willingly infecting your machine
it has like 70 seeders and 40 leechers

Quote
is an iso

Door

This is

This is concerning
explain

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The Flood / Re: Recommend me an anime and/or a manga.
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:14:46 PM »
Bleach

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The Flood / Re: can I get a translation please
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:13:15 PM »
>running .exe's from torrents

holy shit, i knew you were stupid, door, but not this dumb
explain
you're willingly infecting your machine
it has like 70 seeders and 40 leechers
Poor Raulina had like 70 seeders after she was coerced into the porn industry to support her little brother who shines the shoes of the executive of the company who wrote the code for the ISO you've illegally downloaded.

How do you feel now, asshole?
the fuckk is an iso

is it like isis
Why are you this fucking new?
cuz im not a gay anime neet hacker lol
um, yes you are
lets make a deal

if you stop acting like such a tremendous faggot

ill tell you what it's like to get your dick sucked

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The Flood / Re: can I get a translation please
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:11:20 PM »
>running .exe's from torrents

holy shit, i knew you were stupid, door, but not this dumb
explain
you're willingly infecting your machine
it has like 70 seeders and 40 leechers
Poor Raulina had like 70 seeders after she was coerced into the porn industry to support her little brother who shines the shoes of the executive of the company who wrote the code for the ISO you've illegally downloaded.

How do you feel now, asshole?
the fuckk is an iso

is it like isis
Why are you this fucking new?
cuz im not a gay anime neet hacker lol

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The Flood / Re: can I get a translation please
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:08:38 PM »
>running .exe's from torrents

holy shit, i knew you were stupid, door, but not this dumb
explain
you're willingly infecting your machine
it has like 70 seeders and 40 leechers
Poor Raulina had like 70 seeders after she was coerced into the porn industry to support her little brother who shines the shoes of the executive of the company who wrote the code for the ISO you've illegally downloaded.

How do you feel now, asshole?
the fuckk is an iso

is it like isis

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The Flood / is this torrent safe
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:06:41 PM »


i dont speak brown person

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The Flood / Re: can I get a translation please
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:04:27 PM »
>running .exe's from torrents

holy shit, i knew you were stupid, door, but not this dumb
explain
you're willingly infecting your machine
it has like 70 seeders and 40 leechers

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The Flood / Re: can I get a translation please
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:02:13 PM »
>running .exe's from torrents

holy shit, i knew you were stupid, door, but not this dumb
explain

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The Flood / Re: can I get a translation please
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:01:52 PM »
Trying to run some Brazilian h-games, huh Door? Didn't think you were in to that...
do they even have computers in brazil?
Sure, how else do you think they make high quality porn featuring the poor homeless kids that were left to fend for themselves after the world cup took everything they ever kew and loved from them?
stop tryna make me feel mang i jus wanna smoke weed and get killstreaks

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The Flood / Re: Seriously, how much does Santa weigh?
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:00:12 PM »
Bout tree fiddy

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The Flood / Re: can I get a translation please
« on: November 20, 2014, 05:59:16 PM »
Trying to run some Brazilian h-games, huh Door? Didn't think you were in to that...
do they even have computers in brazil?

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Serious / Re: AMA about my opinions/beliefs
« on: November 20, 2014, 05:57:59 PM »
How do you feel about the blatant Mod Bias on this website?
i feel like you should stay on your main, Max

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The Flood / Re: can I get a translation please
« on: November 20, 2014, 05:52:31 PM »
This is Portuguese.
so like spanish but gayer

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Gaming / Re: >feel like playing Black Ops again
« on: November 20, 2014, 05:29:36 PM »
What is your main gaming system?
don't really have a main one anymore.

I play on PC mostly now but it's a weakass laptop.

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Gaming / Re: >feel like playing Black Ops again
« on: November 20, 2014, 05:29:01 PM »
>Not owning an Xbox One
>Wanting to play CoD
>Playing on a pissy

Top lel
>owning a DRM box
>not liking cheesy anachronistic cold war stories
>being a consolepleb

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Gaming / Re: >feel like playing Black Ops again
« on: November 20, 2014, 05:28:03 PM »
>not playing Black Ops 2

Fucking Faggot
black ops 2 would be good if it was only set in the 70s and 80s

The future segments are fucking dumb
You forgot to change to Door, FAGGOT
probably cuz im not door

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Gaming / Re: >feel like playing Black Ops again
« on: November 20, 2014, 05:26:31 PM »
>not playing Black Ops 2

Fucking Faggot
black ops 2 would be good if it was only set in the 70s and 80s

The future segments are fucking dumb

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Serious / Re: 3 wounded in shooting at FSU
« on: November 20, 2014, 03:01:34 PM »
NSFW - Dead guy, not graphic

Pic of the main suspect

it's a black guy so

Inb4 coverage stops

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The Flood / Re: How do you pronounce "pint of ale"
« on: November 20, 2014, 02:51:26 PM »
American pronunciation:
"Pint of ale"

British pronunciation:
"POIN' O' AYYYLL"

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Serious / Re: Sexual Assaults on US College Campuses.
« on: November 20, 2014, 02:49:13 PM »
Inb4 muh brotherhood

Inb4 muh greek life

Inb4 you wouldnt understand

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Serious / Re: Sexual Assaults on US College Campuses.
« on: November 20, 2014, 02:48:34 PM »
Best form of rape prevention right here. I'd make sure if I ever have a daughter, she'd get one before going off to college

you can't carry on most campuses

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Serious / Re: 3 wounded in shooting at FSU
« on: November 20, 2014, 02:28:37 PM »
politicians,
They have these things called "bodyguards" to do it for them

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The Flood / Re: >tfw no bf
« on: November 20, 2014, 02:20:49 PM »
Mfw rc is really a grill


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The Flood / Why are black cops so cool all the time
« on: November 20, 2014, 02:18:14 PM »
Like every time I meet a white cop it's like a spectrum from thug to good guy, but black cops in my experience are like almost always bro tier.

Last year there was this time I was up at 3am in a thunderstorm chugging energy drinks and I got real paranoid. I heard this banging on the side of my house and I thought some tweaker from the trailer park on the other side of the woods was trying to steal my copper wire, so I stepped outside with a replica Orcrist sword from the Hobbit  and I was like "if you don't fuck off I'm gonna chop your faggot arms off!" While waving the sword around. I went back inside and it didnt stop so I called the cops. 20 minutes later a black cop shows up and looks around and he says it turns out this potted plant hanging on my neighbor's house was banging on his wall and the wind made the sound carry over to me. I apologized and he was like "nah it's cool I'm just glad no crime was committed, before I came here I had to chase a guy and pull him out from under a trailer".

Why are black cops so cool?

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