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The Flood / Re: Saw Fury Tonight
« on: November 23, 2014, 11:35:35 AM »
Interstellar is better.
interstellar was meh

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The Flood / Re: Brute Reviews Has Been Blacklisted by the IGDA!
« on: November 23, 2014, 11:35:05 AM »
>Anti-GG

Lol not even fucking once

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Serious / Re: "I have tax problems because people hate Obama
« on: November 23, 2014, 11:32:41 AM »
Al Sharpton is a creep but this is a blatant attack piece.

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Serious / Re: The SAS are fucking ISIS up
« on: November 23, 2014, 11:21:22 AM »
>Daily Mail

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The Flood / Re: Saw Fury Tonight
« on: November 23, 2014, 11:20:36 AM »
Have you seen Nightcrawler?
not yet but I want to.

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The Flood / Saw Fury Tonight
« on: November 22, 2014, 11:34:38 PM »
Holy shit, that movie is unrepentantly brutal. Go watch it as soon as you possibly can. This may be the best movie I've seen all year.

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Serious / Re: Do you feel like you live in a safe area?
« on: November 22, 2014, 04:11:21 PM »
My neighborhood is very safe. But I go into Fayetteville just about daily, and it isn't. Especially the part of town nearest to my home. Place is a mess.

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The Flood / Re: Hey Everyone?
« on: November 22, 2014, 11:18:14 AM »
I got high and fapped
Quite eventfull. Do anything else?
i also torrented some movies and porn

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The Flood / Re: Hey Everyone?
« on: November 22, 2014, 11:16:10 AM »
I got high and fapped

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The Flood / Re: Post the person who footsteps you want to follow in
« on: November 22, 2014, 11:12:52 AM »
William Wallace.

Oliver Cromwell.

Maximilien Robespierre.

Voltaire.


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Serious / Re: Biblical contradictions
« on: November 22, 2014, 11:08:44 AM »
>being any kind of Christian but Cathar
>ever

My fucking sides
>being a sect of crazy Jesus worshiping Iberian Buddhists
>not wanting to reincarnate over and over until you become the perfect human, then getting to chill with Jesus in heaven and fight against the evil old testament god
>wanting to reincarnate for a hundred different lifetimes
>not wanting to be reborn as a girl
>wanting to be oppressed , objectified, and raped by the Patriarchy
>not standing up to the patriarchy because it serves the will of the Judeo-satanist Old Testament god
>wanting my glorious patriarchy to crumble
>being a man
>having a penis
>2014

eh lo el

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Serious / Re: Biblical contradictions
« on: November 22, 2014, 11:05:53 AM »
>being any kind of Christian but Cathar
>ever

My fucking sides
>being a sect of crazy Jesus worshiping Iberian Buddhists
>not wanting to reincarnate over and over until you become the perfect human, then getting to chill with Jesus in heaven and fight against the evil old testament god
>wanting to reincarnate for a hundred different lifetimes
>not wanting to be reborn as a girl
>wanting to be oppressed , objectified, and raped by the Patriarchy
>not standing up to the patriarchy because it serves the will of the Judeo-satanist Old Testament god

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Serious / Re: Biblical contradictions
« on: November 22, 2014, 11:03:46 AM »
>being any kind of Christian but Cathar
>ever

My fucking sides
>being a sect of crazy Jesus worshiping Iberian Buddhists
>not wanting to reincarnate over and over until you become the perfect human, then getting to chill with Jesus in heaven and fight against the evil old testament god
>wanting to reincarnate for a hundred different lifetimes
>not wanting to be reborn as a girl

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Serious / Re: Biblical contradictions
« on: November 22, 2014, 10:57:57 AM »
liberal atheist circle jerk! Count me in

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The Flood / Re: Desktop Thread
« on: November 22, 2014, 10:55:10 AM »


direct link: http://i.imgur.com/xZ4I4FP.png

I'm currently using XboxAhoy's "Sunset Gradient" as a desktop background. I really like minimalistic wallpapers.
i like

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Serious / Re: Biblical contradictions
« on: November 22, 2014, 10:53:05 AM »
>being any kind of Christian but Cathar
>ever

My fucking sides
>being a sect of crazy Jesus worshiping Iberian Buddhists
>not wanting to reincarnate over and over until you become the perfect human, then getting to chill with Jesus in heaven and fight against the evil old testament god

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Serious / Re: Biblical contradictions
« on: November 22, 2014, 10:46:16 AM »
It's a 2,000 year old book, written by man, to explain the unexplainable at the time.

Hence why I choose not to believe in most of it - so many contradictions that, one part is going to tell you the exact opposite of another part. Which am I supposed to follow, God?
Can't answer for Christianity, but Islam did have a nice little clause stating that whatever was written later is what you should follow.

No idea. I gave up on religion classes in seventh grade, so my knowledge on Biblical scripture and policy is not up to date.
I don't think anyone needs to be "up to date" on a millennia-old book.

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Serious / Re: Biblical contradictions
« on: November 22, 2014, 10:41:12 AM »
>being any kind of Christian but Cathar
>ever

My fucking sides

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The Flood / Re: I feel sorry for black guys
« on: November 21, 2014, 11:18:39 PM »
I remember H3G back in TFS would get really upset whenever anyone mentioned black guys having big dicks.

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The Flood / Re: Desktop Thread
« on: November 21, 2014, 11:01:14 PM »
Images from here
http://imgur.com/a/Skckl

http://imgur.com/a/exFQk

Do not go elsewhere, or you'll stumble across porn.
No, not just the wallpaper images, the desktops themselves.

The r8ing is based on aesthetics AND clutter.

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The Flood / Desktop Thread
« on: November 21, 2014, 10:58:07 PM »


R8, H8, Masturb8

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The Flood / the one true desticle isn't actually Russian
« on: November 21, 2014, 09:14:28 PM »
sorry

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The Flood / So, like, from an objective, scientific standpoint
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:56:06 PM »
it's pretty much factual to say that anyone who references this stupid "faith in humanity" maymay is autistic and probably collects fedoras and trench coats.

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The Flood / Re: >he's mad because he can't pick up sarcasm in text
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:53:03 PM »
You're Door. Nobody tops you on the autist scale.

My real point was that people use "sarcasm" to cover their asses. Don't anally inject cocaine before you post and you'd have a better time.
jokes on you faggot this thread was meant sarcastically

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:51:11 PM »
PLEASE TELL ME THAT TAPCO'D ABOMINATION ON THE RIGHT IS NOT YOURS
Problem, door?
WHY DO YOU NEED SHIT ON SIMONOV RIFLE LIKE AS IF IT BEING TACTICAL RIFLE OF STONER?

DO NOT SHIT ON SIMONOV

RIFLE IS FINE
bruh

chinese stocks are less sturdy than a fat chick on a wooden bridge. the thing was basically about to fall apart
WHY DO YOU SHIT ON PRODUCT OF VIRTUOUS CHICOM WORKER?

CHINA IS LAST TRUE NATION OF MARXISM SINCE TRAITOR KRUSCHEV

DO NOT SHIT ON CHICOM

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:46:16 PM »
PLEASE TELL ME THAT TAPCO'D ABOMINATION ON THE RIGHT IS NOT YOURS
Problem, door?
WHY DO YOU NEED SHIT ON SIMONOV RIFLE LIKE AS IF IT BEING TACTICAL RIFLE OF STONER?

DO NOT SHIT ON SIMONOV

RIFLE IS FINE

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The Flood / Re: Daily reminder
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:32:07 PM »
PLEASE TELL ME THAT TAPCO'D ABOMINATION ON THE RIGHT IS NOT YOURS

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The Flood / Re: hey guys i found door/lemy
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:25:37 PM »
im not door

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The Flood / Re: Mosin–Nagant
« on: November 21, 2014, 07:43:22 PM »
M1 Garand master race
SKS>Garand

This is what happens when you try to load a Garand and the bolt jams your finger

Spoiler
you have to be a complete moron to end up with Garand finger, though

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