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The Flood / So Brianna Wu has (or had) a dick.
« on: November 23, 2014, 05:02:08 PM »
YouTube
YouTube

I don't care, but since Wu is genuinely insane and makes shit up all the time, and levies a new false accusation at GG every day, I'm happy to see new information that can be used.

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The Flood / Dick thread
« on: November 23, 2014, 04:51:02 PM »
how big is your dick?

how long is your dick?

what is the girth of your dick?

what does your dick weigh?

cut or uncut?

does it curve?

what direction does it curve?

what is the angle of the curve?

how old is your dick?


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The Flood / .
« on: November 23, 2014, 01:12:47 PM »
.

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Serious / Are the water wars coming?
« on: November 23, 2014, 01:12:34 PM »
YouTube
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The Flood / >movie set in roman times
« on: November 23, 2014, 12:39:22 PM »
>Romans speak
>OY M8 'AR WE' GUN' FITE DEM GERMAINS T"DAY?

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Gaming / >fps game
« on: November 23, 2014, 12:37:39 PM »
>character knows how to use every weapon and vehicle
>even prototype shit the enemies make

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The Flood / Holy fuck this cgi is awful
« on: November 23, 2014, 12:30:04 PM »


CGI really has gone to shit. Will we ever see the return of practical effects?

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The Flood / >disaster movie where hygiene is non-existent
« on: November 23, 2014, 12:28:00 PM »
>man has sex with woman
>no comments on the smell of her vagina

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The Flood / Saw Fury Tonight
« on: November 22, 2014, 11:34:38 PM »
Holy shit, that movie is unrepentantly brutal. Go watch it as soon as you possibly can. This may be the best movie I've seen all year.

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The Flood / Desktop Thread
« on: November 21, 2014, 10:58:07 PM »


R8, H8, Masturb8

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The Flood / the one true desticle isn't actually Russian
« on: November 21, 2014, 09:14:28 PM »
sorry

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The Flood / So, like, from an objective, scientific standpoint
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:56:06 PM »
it's pretty much factual to say that anyone who references this stupid "faith in humanity" maymay is autistic and probably collects fedoras and trench coats.

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The Flood / >he's mad because he can't pick up sarcasm in text
« on: November 21, 2014, 07:23:25 PM »
not my fault you suffer from aspergers

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The Flood / Autofellatio
« on: November 21, 2014, 06:53:42 PM »
Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. It is physically possible for men who have sufficient flexibility, penis size or a combination of the two to perform autofellatio.[1] Autofellatio is a niche in pornography.[2][3][4] It has also been observed, simultaneously with manual masturbation, among Cape ground squirrels.[5]

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The Flood / Mosin–Nagant
« on: November 21, 2014, 06:50:20 PM »
The Mosin–Nagant (Russian: Винтовка Мосина, ISO 9: Vintovka Mosina) is a bolt-action, internal magazine-fed, military rifle, developed by the Imperial Russian Army in 1882–1891, and used by the armed forces of the Russian Empire, the Soviet Union and various other nations. It is one of the most mass produced military bolt action rifles in history with over 37 million units produced since its inception in 1891, and much like the AK-47 it has shown up in various conflicts around the world, despite its age and obsolescence.

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The Flood / fuck you
« on: November 21, 2014, 06:46:10 PM »
you're  fucking asshole

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The Flood / you think mere locks will stop me?
« on: November 21, 2014, 05:26:39 PM »
i am the key in the darkness

the locksmith in the night

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Serious / what the fuck, Rand Paul?
« on: November 21, 2014, 03:49:51 PM »
YouTube
whut

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Serious / THIS IS WHY REGISTRATION IS BAD
« on: November 21, 2014, 01:33:33 PM »
http://pastebin.com/Cg3UjVNU

Not linking Gawker because those fuckers don't deserve clicks, but they published an article giving out the names of New York gun owners. Old article but still important.

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The Flood / Post here and I'll call you a faggot
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:25:13 AM »
T4r

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The Flood / 9:11 AM
« on: November 21, 2014, 08:12:01 AM »
Nevr forget

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Serious / Aight, so Russia did a good today
« on: November 20, 2014, 09:15:45 PM »
 "You can get a lot more done with politeness and a weapon than with politeness alone," -Putin

Huh, kind of sounds like Russia's foreign policy.


http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/russia-legalises-guns-self-defence-murder-rates-among-highest-world-1475681

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The Flood / bb gun vs cats?
« on: November 20, 2014, 08:36:07 PM »
alright, so this is the third fucking time this month my cat has come home with an open wound. it's nothing he needs to see a vet for, just a cut on his head, but it's pissing me off.

the fucking feral cats in my neighborhood are a menace and need to go.

I don't have like a bow or a gun, but I do have an old Red Ryder bb gun in my closet, and I'm sure I have the bbs somewhere, or I can buy them for cheap.

could I use this to remove cat?

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The Flood / so I'm mostly decided on my first gun
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:34:45 PM »
because 7.62x39 is cheap, and you can't own a handgun here until you turn 21, it was def gonna be a rifle in that caliber. im also a poorfag so no Arsenals or anything

so I was mostly looking at the SKS or like a WASR

but then I saw the vz58, which is a beautiful fucking gun


the Century (cheapo) version is in a similar price range to the WASR, but as far as I know both have some qc problems. Still, century version comes with a bunch of magazines, a pouch for them, and a bayonet

thing is though, I'm worried about getting a lemon or one with like canted sights or something

so i need to figure out about any warranties or whatever century might have, or places to buy the gun that won't rape me in the ass if I end up with a lemon

dont expect any tips or whatever since half of this forum lives in commie europe and the other half is nofunz, just felt like making a thread


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The Flood / is this torrent safe
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:06:41 PM »


i dont speak brown person

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The Flood / Why are black cops so cool all the time
« on: November 20, 2014, 02:18:14 PM »
Like every time I meet a white cop it's like a spectrum from thug to good guy, but black cops in my experience are like almost always bro tier.

Last year there was this time I was up at 3am in a thunderstorm chugging energy drinks and I got real paranoid. I heard this banging on the side of my house and I thought some tweaker from the trailer park on the other side of the woods was trying to steal my copper wire, so I stepped outside with a replica Orcrist sword from the Hobbit  and I was like "if you don't fuck off I'm gonna chop your faggot arms off!" While waving the sword around. I went back inside and it didnt stop so I called the cops. 20 minutes later a black cop shows up and looks around and he says it turns out this potted plant hanging on my neighbor's house was banging on his wall and the wind made the sound carry over to me. I apologized and he was like "nah it's cool I'm just glad no crime was committed, before I came here I had to chase a guy and pull him out from under a trailer".

Why are black cops so cool?

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