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The Flood / >wanna play Depth really bad
« on: December 25, 2014, 03:07:07 PM »
>shit PC probably can't run it

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The Flood / Black dude pranks his father
« on: December 25, 2014, 01:39:28 PM »

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The Flood / >your wife Mary is pregnant with the son of god
« on: December 25, 2014, 01:28:09 PM »
>tfw cuck'd by god

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The Flood / >wife cheats on you
« on: December 25, 2014, 01:27:16 PM »
>tells you she dindu nuffin and it was god that made her pregnant

>you're so beta that you actually believe this

>a religion is born

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The Flood / >he doesn't like thick women
« on: December 25, 2014, 01:08:56 PM »
What a fucking loser

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The Flood / What do you need a gladius for, Romanfats?
« on: December 25, 2014, 12:35:57 PM »
If your house gets robbed, just call the lictor's guild or use your scutum to fend off the attack.
No Roman citizen actually needs a gladius. If push came to shove, what, are you and your untrained barbarian slaves going to defeat 10 legions by yourselves?
What next, should you have the right to own a ballista? No Roman citizen should need anything more than a pugio to defend himself in his home. You're just overcompensating for your short stature and plebeian birth.

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The Flood / >mfw ISIS is actually the Legion IRL
« on: December 25, 2014, 11:07:05 AM »

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>christian attempts to show superior social status and number of sex partners by saying other person wears funny hats

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The Flood / To: Cheat From: Comms
« on: December 24, 2014, 12:11:56 PM »
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I will fucking pin you down and rape your ass hard without lube and I make sure it is dry and as well beat you up!

Then I will brutally rape your fucking stomach by pulling out my knife and cutting a hole to jam my dick into that cut hole while shouting out
"You filthy slut" then I would pull out my handheld propane torch and cauterize your filthy fucking hole you slut!

And if you have a son or daughter or both I would simply break your arms and legs and your spine and I will promptly go after your child and start raping them and beat the fuck out of them with my fists while you watch your offsprings being beaten and raped you whore!

I will then pull out my knife and cut their eyes out and I will force those eyes right up your nasty filthy pathetic ass of yours and I will jam my dick into their empty eye sockets now and skull fuck your children you fucking pathetic cunt!

And after the children that are born from your filthy body dies from my brutality you fucking slut I will cut open their stomach and force you to eat your own child's organs while I watch you with my knife out laughing and pissing on your head you bitch!

After that is done you better be lucky you do not have a baby because the baby will be next to be raped and fucking tortured to the point of pure agony and I will force you to watch your own baby being tortured and raped but I will make sure it is alive.

Then we will play a mental game. I will torture you more than the baby and make you beg for me to kill the baby for yourself to be spared and if you don't then I will beat the pathetic thing you call your own little shit a baby you filthy cunt!

However if you do ask me to kill it I will cut off the baby's tongue and fingers and toes and I will cut open the stomach open and pull out the insides out and cram it down in your mouth and force you to eat the insides of your dead baby you slut!

I will then walk away laughing and leave you to your now dead children you disgusting slut.

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The Flood / Spoopy story thread?
« on: December 23, 2014, 09:30:44 AM »

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The Flood / >Hoplite
« on: December 22, 2014, 04:11:42 PM »
>walks on two legs

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Serious / So we can all agree LBJ was the worst recent president, right?
« on: December 22, 2014, 02:27:10 PM »
>'nam
>"muh great society"

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The Flood / OFFICIAL MISSION THREAD: HELP ME IDENTIFY THIS DUDE
« on: December 21, 2014, 10:37:42 PM »

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The Flood / HAHAH LOL EPIC MEME DUDE XD LOL
« on: December 21, 2014, 10:08:43 PM »
LOL HAAAHAHAHHAHAH OMG LOL XD KEKEKEKEKLEL

SO FUCKING EPIC OH MY GOD :^)

xP LOL EBIC MEME BROSKI

THE NARWHAL BACONS AT MIDNIGHT LOL

*unzips katana* :p

HAHAHAHAH SO EPIC HAHAHAHAHA LE EBIN BACON MUSTACHE MEME BRO

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Serious / Official Fuck Labour Thread
« on: December 21, 2014, 08:33:36 PM »

Here's Ed Miliband kicking a protestor.

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The Flood / What are you fucking cowards listening to?
« on: December 21, 2014, 03:02:09 PM »
YouTube
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Serious / Largest Felony Civil Disobedience Rally in US History
« on: December 21, 2014, 09:17:35 AM »
http://thefreethoughtproject.com/1000-gathered-largest-felony-civil-disobedience-rally-history/

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Olympia, WA — Over the weekend the largest felony civil disobedience rally ever held in American history took place. It is estimated that anywhere from 1,000 to 3,000 well armed gun owners showed up to the state capital in Olympia to openly violate the unconstitutional gun law, i594.

The event’s organizer, who frequently appears on the Free Thought Project, Gavin Seim, made the extraordinary nature of the rally very clear,

“This isn’t just a protest. We are here to openly violate the law.”
On his website Seim explains the ominous nature of the legislation:

"On Nov 4th 2014 a piece of legislation called i594 passed in Washington State (read text). It will make so much as handing a gun to a friend a felony. While this started here in Washington, it was funded by big out of State money and you are next."

Seim goes on to emphasize the importance of this day of resistance:

"This stand is about all of America. It’s about public officials deciding if they will keep their oath, or support tyranny. It’s about us deciding if we will stand or allow liberty to be lost.
On Dec 13th we gather for the largest Felony civil disobedience rally in American history. Thousands are coming to stand at the capital in Olympia. This is not simply a protest. We will openly exchange, buy and sell and trade guns and start a plan to break apart this legislation and violate i594 in every possible way. Because ALL law that violates the Constitution is not law, it is VOID!
 
We the people will not tolerate this law. We will not bow down and lick the boots of tyrants, we will stand for the liberty of our children? We’re not waiting for politicians, judges or lawyers. Our birthright is NOT to be touched. We gather and we will affirm that liberty."

Original RSVP’s grew to over 6,000, so police decided that it would be in their best interests not to enforce the law. The Washington State Patrol announced there would be no arrests for exchanging guns – not even for selling guns.

Like the professional liberty flexing guru that he is, Seim refused to even obtain a permit to hold the rally, citing the right of people to peaceably assemble.

The sheer number of people that showed up, along with the attendance of lawmakers and even law enforcement, made this event hard to dismiss as a fringe group of people, “clinging to their guns.”

Despite there being over a thousand loaded weapons, the protest went off without incident. Washington State Trooper Guy Gill predicted beforehand, “Most of these folks are responsible gun owners. We probably will not have an issue.”

According to Townhall.com Another rally in Olympia is planned for January 15, and another one in Spokane on December 20. The Second Amendment Foundation, headquartered in Bellevue, intends to sue the state over I-594, and will be lobbying the legislature to get the law changed or repealed.

We commend Gav Seim’s efforts to organize such an amazingly powerful and effective protest. This is how change is sought, and made.



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The Flood / Chris Kyle is getting a movie? Fuck me.
« on: December 20, 2014, 05:37:44 PM »
I can't believe anyone is dumb enough to like this piece of shit.

"Most lethal sniper in American history" my ass, the motherfucker shot civilians to up his kill count.

I read the first bit of his book on Amazon and I knew all I needed to about the douchenozzle, and his lies about Jesse Ventura got me to dislike him even more.

http://www.amazon.com/American-Sniper-Autobiography-Military-History/dp/0062238868/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1419118416&sr=1-1&keywords=chris+kyle

Fuck, man.

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Serious / Laying down the law
« on: December 20, 2014, 12:41:49 PM »
YouTube
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inb4 HUUUURRRRRR I DONT CARE STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS I DONT CARE ABOUT

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The Flood / mad as fuck
« on: December 20, 2014, 12:25:27 PM »
smd

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The Flood / GUYS KINDER WAS IN THE NEWSPAPER TODAY
« on: December 20, 2014, 12:15:37 PM »

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The Flood / >CRAZED BLONDE TEEN ANALLY STUFFED BY MONSTER BBC
« on: December 19, 2014, 04:20:43 PM »
>NASTY BITCH FUCKED IN ALL HER WET HOLES
>DISGUSTING BITCH ANALLY POUNDED
>FAT SLUT SCREAMS TO BE FUCKED IN EVERY HOLE
>GIRL RAVAGED BY FAT PORK DAGGER

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SHIIEEEET

Bad link, kill the thread

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Serious / Meta, fix me please.
« on: December 18, 2014, 09:00:22 AM »
Remind my why syndicalism is stupid.

Spoiler
Sometimes I just need a refresher.

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Serious / >You will never be this hardcore
« on: December 18, 2014, 08:53:32 AM »
https://news.vice.com/article/a-us-army-deserter-is-getting-four-years-in-jail-after-joining-the-french-foreign-legion

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"I needed to be wet and cold and hungry," he told the Times. "I needed the grueling life I could only find in a place like the Legion."

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Serious / Does America have a civil religion?
« on: December 17, 2014, 11:12:21 PM »

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The Flood / 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐 SIEG HEIL 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
« on: December 17, 2014, 10:43:10 PM »
卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐

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Serious / Fucking Sweden, man.
« on: December 16, 2014, 07:55:41 AM »
http://foreignpolicy.com/2014/12/05/can-vladimir-putin-be-intimidated-by-feminism-sweden/

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2014/12/08/sweden-says-it-will-pursue-a-feminist-foreign-policy-to-counter-macho-russian-aggression/


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Margot Wallström, the newly minted foreign minister, has said that under her leadership Sweden will become the only country in the world to conduct a “feminist foreign policy.” That’s a perspective that flows from U.N. Security Council Resolution 1325, a landmark measure that recognized both the disproportionate impact war has on women and the role women must play in ensuring peace and security….

By empowering women, the argument goes, there are better chances of snuffing out wars before they start and of ending them in more equitable ways. However, it is less clear what such a feminist foreign policy has to say about the old-school power politics that Putin has helped resuscitate in the past year.

During a recent debate in the Swedish parliament, Wallström said that her feminist approach is based on the American political scientist Joseph Nye’s concept of “smart power.” “The tools of foreign policy can, in varying degrees, be hard as well as soft. The situation at hand determines this,” Wallström said. “The half of the population that so far has been almost systematically excluded and forgotten — namely, women — will now be included.”

Asked how she believes a feminist foreign policy will help end Russian aggression, Wallström suggested it would be useful to review women’s participation in the Organization for Security and Co-operation in Europe and to look at what it does to address the problems women face — a statement exactly as vague as it sounds …

I haven't had a laugh this good in a while.

This is what I love about Europoors. Even with potential war on the horizon, you guys always have something to say to lighten the mood.

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