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The Flood / Re: Most depressing aspect of your life?
« on: October 13, 2015, 05:23:14 PM »
Interesting question you have asked my friend.

I would like to answer in an interesting manner also but alas my answer is mundane. I have what many are burdened with. Regret.

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The Flood / Re: Out of all the books and stories you've read
« on: October 13, 2015, 02:24:57 PM »
"He was a master of words. A master of words and a patriot."

I'll be impressed if anybody gets this.


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The Flood / How do you deal with straight edges?
« on: October 13, 2015, 02:22:51 PM »
Met this chick, doesn't smoke, fine whatever. Doesn't drink, ok, yeah, not doing yourself any favours there but again whatever. Refuses to 'curse'. Right, that's fucking odd whatever way you frame it.

The fuck are you supposed to do for fun with a person like this? Fuck me.

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The Flood / Re: Planning Methods (Writing)
« on: October 13, 2015, 02:20:47 PM »
If I plan on writing something that I aim to be published, I usually spend a few years thinking about it at minimum.

I have no clear cut step plan. But given enough time of just thinking and thinking and thinking some more, your world will grow. The key here is time. The more years you can spend thinking about it, the better.

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I don't even blaze that much anymore

You used to be cool, what happened to you man?

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Strap onions to your eyes. Take them off when you're crying and then think of something sad to fool yourself into thinking that you actually have emotions.

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Most autistic thing I ever did? ::-  Read a book in a public place.
How is that autistic?

How is it not? If you see a lone white guy reading a book in today's society you will be deemed an outcast, and probably have abuse shouted at you.

It's social suicide to read a book in public (librarererys excluded obviously)
lol What kind of shit hole city do you even live in?

People won't care if you're reading a book in a public place, because it's a normal thing that people do.

It's normal for autistic people to do it. It's not normal for normal people. How many 'normal' people do you know that do this? Yeah, exactly. Zero.

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Most autistic thing I ever did? ::-  Read a book in a public place.
How is that autistic?

How is it not? If you see a lone white guy reading a book in today's society you will be deemed an outcast, and probably have abuse shouted at you.

It's social suicide to read a book in public (librarererys excluded obviously)

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Blackest: started smoking weed when I was 14. Also I live in Detroit

Autistic-est: wrote azula fanfiction when I was younger

I'd swap those two around tbh.

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Going to high school with inner city kids, and learning Ebonics

That's fairly fucking autistic alright.

I know if is and top of that it was a high school that specified in science, fine arts, pro forming arts, and inner city kids.

That sounds interesting. What are you doing now? Do you still go there?

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Going to high school with inner city kids, and learning Ebonics

That's fairly fucking autistic alright.

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Reading a book isn't bad tho

Of course not, reading it in public is though.

i went to an anime convention

Is that both black and autistic?
I don't see what's bad about reading it in public

Sorry I wasn't very clear, it's  not bad, it's just autistic.

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Reading a book isn't bad tho

Of course not, reading it in public is though.

i went to an anime convention

Is that both black and autistic? 

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Excuse me one and all.

Blackest thing I ever did? -: Buy Jordans and a psychadelic tank top with no arms and super low v-neck to play basketball on a court near a beach in a bet over whi could jump the highest

Most autistic thing I ever did? ::-  Read a book in a public place.

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The Flood / Re: How do you make internet money?
« on: October 11, 2015, 04:49:24 PM »
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Well you have 12 now

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Rob a hospital

I see...

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The Flood / Re: How do you make internet money?
« on: October 11, 2015, 04:46:07 PM »
Say your 12 kids have cancer and post a documentary on Reddit about how you built them a toy truck.

But I only have two kids.

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The Flood / Re: At what age does it become autistic to do these things?
« on: October 11, 2015, 04:45:27 PM »
But I'm going on a holiday with my family in April and I'm 18...

Are you a guy or a girl? If you're a girl it's not autistic until the age of 21. If you're a guy, I'm sorry to say that is HIGHLY likely that you suffer from autism.

Good luck.
I'm pretty sure you're autistic. It's not autistic to go on holiday with your family ever. Unless you're a fucking retard degenerate who buys into the kids should be embarrassed of their parents while they go to high school. Because, much surprisingly, it's not like that in real life. Kill yourself.

Nice projecting friend.
Lol. Thanks for proving that.

lmao kill yourself amirite xDDD I can't construct an argument so I resort to ad hominem meme xDDD
Yes cause clearly that was the only thing I posted, right? Just the kill yourself. You are fucking retarded.

le fucking reatarded le kill yourself

xDDDDDDDDD
Jesus, you are autistic.

Nice meme
Okay.

Okay.

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The Flood / Re: At what age does it become autistic to do these things?
« on: October 11, 2015, 04:41:55 PM »
But I'm going on a holiday with my family in April and I'm 18...

Are you a guy or a girl? If you're a girl it's not autistic until the age of 21. If you're a guy, I'm sorry to say that is HIGHLY likely that you suffer from autism.

Good luck.
I'm pretty sure you're autistic. It's not autistic to go on holiday with your family ever. Unless you're a fucking retard degenerate who buys into the kids should be embarrassed of their parents while they go to high school. Because, much surprisingly, it's not like that in real life. Kill yourself.

Nice projecting friend.
Lol. Thanks for proving that.

lmao kill yourself amirite xDDD I can't construct an argument so I resort to ad hominem meme xDDD
Yes cause clearly that was the only thing I posted, right? Just the kill yourself. You are fucking retarded.

le fucking reatarded le kill yourself

xDDDDDDDDD
Jesus, you are autistic.

Nice meme

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The Flood / Re: At what age does it become autistic to do these things?
« on: October 11, 2015, 04:34:15 PM »
But I'm going on a holiday with my family in April and I'm 18...

Are you a guy or a girl? If you're a girl it's not autistic until the age of 21. If you're a guy, I'm sorry to say that is HIGHLY likely that you suffer from autism.

Good luck.
I'm pretty sure you're autistic. It's not autistic to go on holiday with your family ever. Unless you're a fucking retard degenerate who buys into the kids should be embarrassed of their parents while they go to high school. Because, much surprisingly, it's not like that in real life. Kill yourself.

Nice projecting friend.
Lol. Thanks for proving that.

lmao kill yourself amirite xDDD I can't construct an argument so I resort to ad hominem meme xDDD
Yes cause clearly that was the only thing I posted, right? Just the kill yourself. You are fucking retarded.

le fucking reatarded le kill yourself

xDDDDDDDDD

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The Flood / Re: At what age does it become autistic to do these things?
« on: October 11, 2015, 04:31:12 PM »
But I'm going on a holiday with my family in April and I'm 18...

Are you a guy or a girl? If you're a girl it's not autistic until the age of 21. If you're a guy, I'm sorry to say that is HIGHLY likely that you suffer from autism.

Good luck.
I'm pretty sure you're autistic. It's not autistic to go on holiday with your family ever. Unless you're a fucking retard degenerate who buys into the kids should be embarrassed of their parents while they go to high school. Because, much surprisingly, it's not like that in real life. Kill yourself.

Nice projecting friend.
Lol. Thanks for proving that.

lmao kill yourself amirite xDDD I can't construct an argument so I resort to ad hominem meme xDDD

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The Flood / Re: At what age does it become autistic to do these things?
« on: October 11, 2015, 04:29:39 PM »
also let's take note that being concerned whether or not youre autistic is autistic in itself

citation needed

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The Flood / Re: At what age does it become autistic to do these things?
« on: October 11, 2015, 04:28:50 PM »
But I'm going on a holiday with my family in April and I'm 18...

Are you a guy or a girl? If you're a girl it's not autistic until the age of 21. If you're a guy, I'm sorry to say that is HIGHLY likely that you suffer from autism.

Good luck.
I'm pretty sure you're autistic. It's not autistic to go on holiday with your family ever. Unless you're a fucking retard degenerate who buys into the kids should be embarrassed of their parents while they go to high school. Because, much surprisingly, it's not like that in real life. Kill yourself.

Nice projecting friend.

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The Flood / Re: At what age does it become autistic to do these things?
« on: October 11, 2015, 04:26:14 PM »
0 - 18 living with your parents = normal

18+ living with your parents = autistic

Good observation.

0-16 not having a car = normal

16+ not having a car  = autistic

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The Flood / Re: At what age does it become autistic to do these things?
« on: October 11, 2015, 04:23:36 PM »
But I'm going on a holiday with my family in April and I'm 18...

Are you a guy or a girl? If you're a girl it's not autistic until the age of 21. If you're a guy, I'm sorry to say that is HIGHLY likely that you suffer from autism.

Good luck.
wow sexist

Not sexist if it's true.

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The Flood / Re: How do you make internet money?
« on: October 11, 2015, 04:17:38 PM »
I am actually capable of making about $5 to $6 an hour in Amazon dollars through various iPhone apps and commercial-watching.

This sounds interesting, tell me more
FreeMyApps + NadaMobile. If you no-life it, it actually pays off (and it helps that I have like 6 phones).

Hmmm, I might give it a try, thanks

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The Flood / Re: How do you make internet money?
« on: October 11, 2015, 04:12:53 PM »
I am actually capable of making about $5 to $6 an hour in Amazon dollars through various iPhone apps and commercial-watching.

This sounds interesting, tell me more

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The Flood / Re: At what age does it become autistic to do these things?
« on: October 11, 2015, 02:02:03 PM »
But I'm going on a holiday with my family in April and I'm 18...

Are you a guy or a girl? If you're a girl it's not autistic until the age of 21. If you're a guy, I'm sorry to say that is HIGHLY likely that you suffer from autism.

Good luck.

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The Flood / Re: At what age does it become autistic to do these things?
« on: October 11, 2015, 01:58:06 PM »
How is it autistic to go on family trips?

It's not. It's only autistic if you go on them between the ages of 16-29

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