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Bill Maher, John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, and company aren't news sources you fucking retarded Mick. They're called political commentaries and are meant to be satirical. Holy fuck please experience another potato famine and die you spud fucker.

Notice how the American devolves into using 19th century insults when confronted with an opinion not formulated within his hug box.

le potatoééé xDDDD AW BE LORDY TIR NA NOG GUINESSS XDDD
Continue getting cucked by the British government, I can't hear you over the sound of independence.

Still in the 19th century I see. Germany has more control over Ireland now than England ever did. But you wouldn't know that, because that would involve learning about matters outside of your hug box wouldn't it kiddo?

Come on call me le potatoé famine mick again whilst screaming MUH AMURICA FUK YEAH XDDDD meme. Pathetic.

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Bill Maher, John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, and company aren't news sources you fucking retarded Mick. They're called political commentaries and are meant to be satirical. Holy fuck please experience another potato famine and die you spud fucker.

Notice how the American devolves into using 19th century insults when confronted with an opinion not formulated within his hug box.

le potatoééé xDDDD AW BE LORDY TIR NA NOG GUINESSS XDDD

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You mean the news?

Bill Maher type thing. Is that considered news in your country? It probably is. Smh tbh imho.
What, there are no newsmen in Ireland?

It's somebody who comes up and tells the world what's going on, and then there are visual aids.

Here in Ireland, our news is not filmed infront of a live studio audience. And the newsmen don't spout memes at you to try and get a cheap laugh.


LE STRAWMAN ON LE CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC OF THE WEEK *bland joke Baby Boomers can relate to* HAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDDDDDDDDD

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You mean the news?

Bill Maher type thing. Is that considered news in your country? It probably is. Smh tbh imho.

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Get off your alt, SecondClass

SIX fucking years and this meme is still following me.

577
The Flood / Re: Yo, do you like Freeze Pops
« on: November 24, 2015, 04:57:10 PM »
I've never heard them be called anything other than a Mr.Freeze

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A man in a suit on one half of the screen reading a pre-written monolouge relating to a picture on the right-hand side of the screen.

IT'S 2015 PEOPLE! xDDDDD

LITERALLY every TV show I've seen from America has had this. Why?

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The Flood / Re: Tom Bombadil is LITERALLY more OP than God.
« on: November 24, 2015, 12:09:39 PM »
< Tree captures Hobbits. Smacks the tree and tells it to let them go. it obeys immediately.

< Wraith has Hobbits captured (same thing as Nazgul pretty much.) Tom LITERALLY tells the wraith to fuck off and it obeys him immediately.

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The Flood / Re: Tom Bombadil is LITERALLY more OP than God.
« on: November 24, 2015, 11:58:32 AM »
fantasy is a shit genre

le my subjective taste is superior to someone elses subjective taste meme xDDDD

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The Flood / Tom Bombadil is LITERALLY more OP than God.
« on: November 24, 2015, 11:56:27 AM »
< Explicitly stated multiple times that the ring has no power over him

< Can LITERALLY see Frodo when he has the ring on and tells to come back and stop being a faggot

< His wife is a fucking river because nature loves him

< LITERALLY older than the Earth he walks on and older than the things that created it. Nobody Knows where the fuck he came from

< His infinte power stems form him not giving a single fuck

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The Flood / Re: Britain's 'loneliest schoolboy' forced to befriend ducks.
« on: November 24, 2015, 11:52:22 AM »
What happens if he gets suspension or expelled or something? They close down the school? 

Can just imagine him flinging shit at the teacher to save the island 75k

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are you okay?

I'm at the stage where I'm sane enough to realise that I'm not OK. When I reach the point where I no longer know that I'm not OK it will be too late.

All I can hope for is that this unirony will end.

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The Flood / Re: Dear God Why?
« on: November 23, 2015, 02:01:35 PM »
His posture is so rediculously kamp

585
The Flood / Re: Open Word
« on: November 23, 2015, 01:59:42 PM »
Dude, don't bash yourself for having the motivation to open Word to begin with, that's half the battle.


586
memes.

STOP
T
O
P

THIS IS WHAT GOT ME HOOKED ON UNIRONY TO BEGIN WITH!

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The Flood / Re: This makes me unreasonably angry.
« on: November 23, 2015, 01:08:19 PM »
it is wrong that I can't follow these threads. I LITERALLY cannot understand what is happening in 80% of threads anymore. Maybe you're all smarter than me or something.

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The Flood / Re: All my imgur posts get downvoted to hell
« on: November 23, 2015, 01:04:08 PM »
Imgur's community is really quite trash though.
isnt that because it's literally just reddit's community on a different site, because a reddit user developed it?

Nah the community is less intellgient than Reddit - and that's saying something. It gets the leftover memes from reddit and ocassionaly 4chán and they circle-jerk either about it for 20 hours before moving onto the next fad.

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That I LITERALLY cannot differentiate between unironic irony, post-meta irony, irony and sarcasm anymore. I'm not even being ironic right now, I LITERALLY CANNOT. I don't know what's happening anymore.

I haven't said anything unironic in an IRL conversation for the past 7 months. Help.

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Technology doesn't even exist, it's a meme made up by the governemnt like global warming, immigrants and child support.

591
You can scream at people to get off your lawn.

I can do that now

592
Friends? Come on now.

Parents? One less mouth to feed.

593
I couldn't technically really give you a reason to stay alive even currently, let alone some magic reason to drag yourself up to your 40's.

The reason I picked 39 is because you have just enough time to enjoy smoking donk ku$h 24/7 before your lungs give out.

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Are yo thinking what I'm thinking B1?

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The Flood / Re: Thought for the Day
« on: November 22, 2015, 12:45:12 PM »
What does he even do? Like I mean, what does he ACTUALLY do that isn't ironic?


I've only ever seen him walk around middle class areas shaking hands with people in a soup factory. WHAT DOES HE DO!?

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I feel about 50 already ffs tbh imho. hbu fam?   :o :o :o

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Why is this 10 minutes long?

Here's a TLDR summary :

Crazed Hobo Junkie rants about a Bimbo Brainless Bitch calling Star Wars fans nerds. This is literally all that happens.

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The Flood / Re: We now have a way to quantify happiness scientifically
« on: November 22, 2015, 06:05:21 AM »
Correlation does not mean causation. Sample size. What Questions were asked. Define happiness etc. etc.

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I feel as if I have lost control of this thread.

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get a motorbike.
YouTube


Can literally say that about any mode of mechanised transport. inb4 edgy reply about a 5mph steam train or some shit, you know what I mean you silly goose.

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