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The Flood / Re: I remember it so vividly...
« on: January 21, 2016, 06:10:58 PM »
Nice thread.

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The Flood / Re: Debate: Is this sign in use?
« on: January 21, 2016, 06:07:53 PM »
There are some questions better left unanswered.

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Didn't you make a thread just like this?


Anyways, yes family trips are fine at any age.

Yeah I think I might have, I'm having a weird case of deja vu. posted an identical thread I made 3 years ago on another site recently too, think my brain is looping.

You made one of these threads months ago, not years.

I wasn't around to remember it years ago.

So now my time estimations are madly off too? Fucking hell the doctor wasn't lying when he said there would be  side-effects.

What you on?

Some sort of anti-deppressant shit but I got angry at them and threw them away.

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Only if you are spending your time alone with your mommy <3

Nah.
Unless you plan on sharing a hotel room, then it's odd when you try to bring back skanky foreign chicks from the bar.



Yeah that probably wouldn't go down to well.
Just ask your mommy to take care of it for you

C'mon man, don't be saying weird, lewd stuff like that in my wholesome thread.

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Nah.
Unless you plan on sharing a hotel room, then it's odd when you try to bring back skanky foreign chicks from the bar.

Yeah that probably wouldn't go down to well.

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Didn't you make a thread just like this?


Anyways, yes family trips are fine at any age.

Yeah I think I might have, I'm having a weird case of deja vu. posted an identical thread I made 3 years ago on another site recently too, think my brain is looping.

You made one of these threads months ago, not years.

I wasn't around to remember it years ago.

So now my time estimations are madly off too? Fucking hell the doctor wasn't lying when he said there would be  side-effects.

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Didn't you make a thread just like this?


Anyways, yes family trips are fine at any age.

Yeah I think I might have, I'm having a weird case of deja vu. posted an identical thread I made 3 years ago on another site recently too, think my brain is looping.

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I was planning on having holidays abroad over the summer, but my friend I was going to go with pulled out because of medical reasons. Would it be autistic of me to go with my dad instead? Have you ever had any experience travelling with family? If so were you ridiculed by the locals?

I might have asked this a couple years ago but that time the trip was cancelled.

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The Flood / Re: Napolean's Army in Russia
« on: January 19, 2016, 01:51:02 PM »
j'adore une comment de my post.

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The Flood / Napolean's Army in Russia
« on: January 19, 2016, 01:46:27 PM »



Literally the best infographic of all time was designed like 400 years ago lol

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The Flood / Re: What movie should I watch?
« on: January 19, 2016, 01:35:09 PM »
You didn't list any movies on the poll though???  Everything there is just flicks.

If you want I could reccomend actual movies, or better yet films and cinéma.
/tv/ get out

JUST



Spoiler
The Blair Witch Project

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Firstly love as a concept is both irrelevant and non-existant but primarily non-existant.

Secondly, to be even considered a novice in the study of zen one must accept the no-thing. You creating this thread, is in fact a violation of the core belief of zen.

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The Flood / Re: What movie should I watch?
« on: January 19, 2016, 01:28:29 PM »
You didn't list any movies on the poll though???  Everything there is just flicks.

If you want I could reccomend actual movies, or better yet films and cinéma.

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone spoken unironically in public?
« on: January 18, 2016, 02:51:49 PM »
A lot of memes were spouted at the Smash Bros. Tournament.

Especially "extend the dong"

I do not understand what a 'smash brother' is or the 'extend dong' meme.

Please explain further.

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone spoken unironically in public?
« on: January 18, 2016, 02:23:27 PM »
you're almost as bad as loaf. please fuck off forever.

Good use of irony but I'm looking for unirony, try readin the OP again so you understand what I mean

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone spoken unironically in public?
« on: January 18, 2016, 01:48:38 PM »
Poe's law, you mean?

And speaking in public and posting are very different. I can put inflection in my voice, and as of yet, there is no sarcasm font...

To answer your subject, irony and sarcasm are nearly 80% of my speech. It's impossible to live in such a backwards society to not be.

Please correct me if I'm wrong but what you are ESSENTIALLY SAYING is this :

That for the majority of your speech you are being sarcastic.

What you fail to understand however is my hidden arguement. Sarcasm itself is starting to be taken literally. The NEW sarcasm is to be literal. That is where unironic memes come into play.

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone spoken unironically in public?
« on: January 18, 2016, 01:44:04 PM »
Psssssssh, notin personeel kid but This is the last time I'm going to explain it.

When you meme you do so irnoically, probably arsies when you meme unironically, FURTHER STILL, when that seeps into public domain, even unironic non-sarcastic memes are acceptable in private homes but not in open space so please just try and keep it to yourself ok thanks.

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Exams are archaic ways of measuring learning.

Do not feel bad if fail BUT BY THE SAME COIN OF THE SIDE, do not feel good if you pass either.

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone spoken unironically in public?
« on: January 18, 2016, 01:33:00 PM »
What

Ok friend, you understand meme I am presuming. Is like the essence of the meme except with EXTREMELY sensual/sarcastic tones beneath it. (Think along the lines of Paypay the frogé) Now apply that level of unironic irony to social interactions and BLAMO! You have made yourself look like a full blown autist. But it is the fault of meme-machines not individual I think. (And level of exposure too)

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The Flood / Has anyone spoken unironically in public?
« on: January 18, 2016, 01:25:42 PM »
I alwAYS try to rembemr the mantra of the old philospher "memes are for private, macros are for public."

But lately because of media bombardment of unirony, in the home and electroincal devices, has permeated my behaviours on subconcious level, no longer can I speak with true irony or sarcasm. Because of Pole's law.

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The Flood / Re: Hey Sep7agon.
« on: January 18, 2016, 01:23:14 PM »
This is an objectively good question. Where can anyone truly 'get on' the internet? How does it even exist tbh?

Like one day there was no internet and then in the 60s there was internet? like wtf lol xD

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The Flood / Re: Uhh
« on: January 17, 2016, 02:39:20 PM »
First Juan of Huge Totauk gets to stay on Mai AerKraft.

what did he mean by this?
It's a reference to the time he beat Bane within an inch of his life


the fire rises!

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The Flood / Re: Uhh
« on: January 17, 2016, 02:35:40 PM »
First Juan of Huge Totauk gets to stay on Mai AerKraft.

what did he mean by this?

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The Flood / Re: lol this site will be dead in a month
« on: January 17, 2016, 01:48:21 PM »
i'll make a facebook group for us to all hang out in.

Can I be in charge of black people emojis?

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The Flood / Re: lol this site will be dead in a month
« on: January 17, 2016, 01:47:08 PM »
I'm back (again) dw babe.

Been shitposting for 8 years, don't plan on stopping now.

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The Flood / Re: Hello please
« on: January 17, 2016, 01:45:53 PM »
make sure you breathe heavily into the phone so that the interviewer knows you're there

Would it be a good idea to breathe heavily even WHILE they are talking to me?

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The Flood / Hello please
« on: January 17, 2016, 01:43:04 PM »
Asking for some obscure advice I can't really google, and since all of you are


SO. INCREDIBLY. VERSED. IN. REAL. WORLD. ISSUES.

I thought I would ask here. What is the best way to present yourself through a phone-based interview. I have found myself in an exceedingly odd situation, the story of which being quite humourous, but I'll save that for another thread for another day!! xSDDDDD


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The Flood / Re: If Goerge Lucas likes Ep VII
« on: December 14, 2015, 05:19:56 PM »

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The Flood / Re: As a European...
« on: December 14, 2015, 05:18:33 PM »
I mean at least we don't have a quasi "Royal" family of inbreds

I'm not English you retarded fuck. 

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The Flood / Re: As a European...
« on: December 14, 2015, 05:18:03 PM »
Being a scientist =/= knowing shit about the environment.

Really? I never knew. Thanks for contributing to the conversation btw

No problem, it was clear that you didn't know when you thought that having a scientist in congress would automatically know everything about the environment and what measures need to be taken to protect and repair it so I thought I'd help you out a little.


Any more snarky responses dwelling on pedantics you wish to add before you pull your head out of your ass?

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