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Your list of games is equal to Roman's taste in women

How brave of you to insult other's taste, without first posting your own to the public domain. I scoff at thee.

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The Flood / Re: I actually give more likes than I receive likes
« on: February 12, 2016, 03:13:04 PM »
Interesting I have 10 pages of likes given and 10 pages of likes recieved.

I am quite the balanced individual.

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Dark souls
Bloodborne
Fallout 3, 4, New Vegas
Cod mw
Witcher 3
Metal gear solid
MGS 2
FFVII
FFXII

1. Ok

2. Shit

3. Shit, Shit, Good

4. By that do you mean COD4? If so Good

5. Shit

6. MGS for PS1? If so Good

7. Good

8. Absolutely fantastic


If it wasn't for FFXII I would have rated you moderate-tier plebian but that SINGLE-HANDEDLY (and MGS a little bit) has turned you into a patrician.

It takes a very special taste to fully appreciate the black sheep of FFas the best of the entire franchise by a large margin.


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THUG Pro

Basically a mod for THUG2 that makes it a lot more like THUG1 and THPS4 and adds a lot of levels from the series.
gone home

Ever hear of sample size lads? How am i supposed to judge your ENTIRE taste based off of one game, need around 5 minimum tbqh familia.

Gore
Chrome
Manhunter
SiN Episodes: Emergence
Heavy Fire: Shattered Spear

:3

Fuck. FUCK!! You haven't made this easy for me at all. You are currently suspended in a superpositioned state of plebian and patrician, I need you to post more games so I can decide properly.
wew lad

This is serious business imqhho

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Gore
Chrome
Manhunter
SiN Episodes: Emergence
Heavy Fire: Shattered Spear

:3

Fuck. FUCK!! You haven't made this easy for me at all. You are currently suspended in a superpositioned state of plebian and patrician, I need you to post more games so I can decide properly.


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KOTOR 2
Fallout 1/New Vegas/3
Halo 2
Mass Effect 2
GTA: San Andreas

Jesus, this is like ordering vanilla ice cream with extra vanilla in a world-renown ice cream parlour during an ice cream social. How basic can you get? 

Try and wow me, post some good shit that not every 12 year old in exsistance has played 1000+ hours on.

Don't get me wrong it's not a bad list, it's just kind of stale.

I'm not falling for this shit again

You'll have top priority this time, don't you worry.

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Legend of Dragoon
Spyro 2
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Dragon Age: Origins
Goat Simulator

I actually take this list as a personal insult. I mean, come on, if you're putting Goat Simulator on a list it's like signing an important document with excrement. I just can't take it seriously.

Regardless, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess can be considered to be somewhat ok, at best.
Okay, that was a joke.
Replace Goat Simulator with Tony Hawks Pro Skater 2 for the PS1.

You're killing me here, you really are. I take no pleasure in calling people plebians but sometimes, there's just no other word for it ;( 

Try posting a new list with games that aren't dreadful and I'll re-rate you
Hearts of Iron 3
Bastion
Ace Combat: Zero
Civ 5
Akiba's Trip: Undead & Undressed
Valkyria Chronicles

MUCH BETTER! Congratulations you have jumped up like 3 levels at once easily. Why didn't you post this first??
Anyway you are still a pleb but you are now a high-ranking pleb. Take pride in that.


Gonna need a longer list than that to judge you properly.


Tetris. Super Smash Brothers Melee. Crash Bandicoot 2.

Fuck. You had potential but you dun goofed hard with this addition. I can empathise with you slightly on CB2 however.
Only slightly.

Halo Reach
Battlefield 4
Fallout 3/ New Vegas/ 4
Skyrim
Elite Dangerous
Star Wars Battlefront I and II (Not the shitty EA reboot)
Far Cry 3

Honourable mentions

Battlefield 3 (Never played enough of it)
Battlefield Bad Company 2 (Ditto)
Mass Effect trilogy (Good but too many flaws)
Titanfall (Rest in rip)
Far Cry 4 (Like FC3 but not as good)
Halo 3/ODST/4

HOLY SHIT, that list is actually wose than Das Boot's if that's even possible. You LITERALLY have made me angry. You LITERALLY only poste 2 semi-quasi-half alright games them being :

FC3 and NV and even then those games are pretty much trash. And to top it all off you had H3 in honurable mentions, it was at this point I knew you were trolling.

It took Halo 5 being really shit to make me reevalute my stance on the Halo games. And then I realised Halo3 was never that bad. But it's far from the best.

Anyway, I've never heard of anything in your list so okay.

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It took Halo 5 being really shit to make me reevalute my stance on the Halo games.

Art should be evaluated in isolation. Your opinion of H5 should have NO AFFECT on ANY other Halo game. Just as you read Ulyssessse by James Joyce should have NO AFFECT on Finneganes Wake.

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Halo Reach
Battlefield 4
Fallout 3/ New Vegas/ 4
Skyrim
Elite Dangerous
Star Wars Battlefront I and II (Not the shitty EA reboot)
Far Cry 3

Honourable mentions

Battlefield 3 (Never played enough of it)
Battlefield Bad Company 2 (Ditto)
Mass Effect trilogy (Good but too many flaws)
Titanfall (Rest in rip)
Far Cry 4 (Like FC3 but not as good)
Halo 3/ODST/4

HOLY SHIT, that list is actually wose than Das Boot's if that's even possible. You LITERALLY have made me angry. You LITERALLY only poste 2 semi-quasi-half alright games them being :

FC3 and NV and even then those games are pretty much trash. And to top it all off you had H3 in honurable mentions, it was at this point I knew you were trolling.

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Legend of Dragoon
Spyro 2
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Dragon Age: Origins
Goat Simulator

I actually take this list as a personal insult. I mean, come on, if you're putting Goat Simulator on a list it's like signing an important document with excrement. I just can't take it seriously.

Regardless, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess can be considered to be somewhat ok, at best.
Okay, that was a joke.
Replace Goat Simulator with Tony Hawks Pro Skater 2 for the PS1.

You're killing me here, you really are. I take no pleasure in calling people plebians but sometimes, there's just no other word for it ;( 

Try posting a new list with games that aren't dreadful and I'll re-rate you

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Legend of Dragoon
Spyro 2
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Dragon Age: Origins
Goat Simulator

I actually take this list as a personal insult. I mean, come on, if you're putting Goat Simulator on a list it's like signing an important document with excrement. I just can't take it seriously.

Regardless, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess can be considered to be somewhat ok, at best.

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hahahhahahaha, good troll. 2/10


Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

Gonna need a longer list than that to judge you properly.

Jet set radio future is one of my favourite games


Haven't played it myself but it looks semi-alright.

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The Flood / Re: LMFAO THEISTS: 1, ATHEISTS: 0
« on: February 12, 2016, 01:37:49 PM »
Dawkins is a stuck up cunt anyway. They wouldn't be missing much even if he did attend.

Wait, why?

He wrote a poorly written book and assualts anyone that doesn't agree with him.

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Forgot this site even had a vidya section, lmao, move it there if you want modirinos.

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The Flood / Re: LMFAO THEISTS: 1, ATHEISTS: 0
« on: February 12, 2016, 01:15:56 PM »
Glory to God in the highest. I love you Jesus Christ. Amen.

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To prove to you that I am HIGH-TIER patrician and worthy of rating others, here is my list :

ABSOLUTE GOD TIER = REZ

1. Mr.Mosquito

2. FFXII (IZJS ONLY)

3. Chromehounds

4. Braid

5. MGS SOL

HONOURABLE MENTIONS :

-Fez
-Darwinia +
-ICO
-SODC

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The Flood / Re: hey guys, im single
« on: February 12, 2016, 01:08:37 PM »
Couldn't add  you because of rito's gay-ass no friends across playzones policy. fucking facists.

Spoiler
Got demoted to bronze anyway so probably going to sudoku soon.

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The Flood / Re: I'm releasing a feature film 7 years from now
« on: February 12, 2016, 08:32:29 AM »
Jesus are you trying to recreate Lord of The Rings?

It's an arthouse film and It'll be around 6 hours long with the directors cut being 8.

If the viewer doesn't suffer by watching it I will not have achieved my goals.

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The Flood / Re: I'm releasing a feature film 7 years from now
« on: February 12, 2016, 08:17:32 AM »
Oh, and it's being shot on 16 mm

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The Flood / Re: I'm releasing a feature film 7 years from now
« on: February 12, 2016, 08:15:46 AM »
What kind of movie is it?

Also: Ian


I can't share any of the plot publicly but I can tell you a few things.

It's an arthouse film and It'll be around 6 hours long with the directors cut being 8.

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The Flood / Re: I know you guys are all economically illiterate
« on: February 12, 2016, 08:13:17 AM »
Yay we have money!

Ooops! There's a crash sorry guize xDDD

Austerity.

Things are looking good again lads!

Yay we have money!

Ooops! There's a crash sorry guize xDDD

Austerity.

Things are looking good again lads!

Yay we have money!

Ooops! There's a crash sorry guize xDDD

Austerity.

Things are looking good again lads!

Yay we have money!

Ooops! There's a crash sorry guize xDDD

Austerity.

Things are looking good again lads!

Yay we have money!










I got a degree in this shit.

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The Flood / I'm releasing a feature film 7 years from now
« on: February 12, 2016, 08:08:16 AM »
Sign here in this thread and I'll put your name in the credits.

And before you ask, yes, it will be in select cinématiqué theaters.

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The Flood / Re: post a fight from your city
« on: February 12, 2016, 05:46:02 AM »
YouTube



Not a fight, but a challange.

It is of historical value.

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The Flood / Re: America should have supported the IRA
« on: February 12, 2016, 05:42:32 AM »
We didn't need America's shitty help, we won the ground war but lost the politics. And Irish politicians are widely considered to be of a globably higher standard than America's anyway.

And by standard I don't mean status, I mean skill.

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As I was reading this I could feel Socrates and all the other great philosophers of antiquity moan together from their graves in mutual agony, in the knowledge that humanity has reached a point to be capable of producing this piece.

Dante trekked across the nine circles of hell and witnessed Lucifer himself, but even he, the fallen angel, could not have known the horrors that the future would hold, a suffuring greater than an enternity of torment and woe.
Oh just shut up and get off your alt already, SecondClass

I'm actually Rose tbqh, SecondClass is Shadow's Alt

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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
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████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
███████████] 99% complete.....
🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

As I was reading this I could feel Socrates and all the other great philosophers of antiquity moan together from their graves in mutual agony, in the knowledge that humanity has reached a point to be capable of producing this piece.

Dante trekked across the nine circles of hell and witnessed Lucifer himself, but even he, the fallen angel, could not have known the horrors that the future would hold, a suffuring greater than an enternity of torment and woe.

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I can't keep up with all their 'emojees' and 'twitters' and 'pepes'.

Whenever I'm in school and join conversation I am easily left out because I do not understand *crying laughin ghetto face* *A-Ok diver gesture* *100* *100* base tru.

Can you share with us your knowledge of memes?


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I'll probably join them when I drop out so I can die somehwere exotic, that'd be cool.

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And here I was expecting a cool discussion thread on the FFL.

Those bastards are pretty tough from what I hear, they get mean messed up c*nts from around the world and straighten them the fuck out by sending them out as cannon fodder in the most god-forsaken hell-holes on earth.

And then there's the training, Marcher ou mourir.

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The Flood / NWO
« on: February 10, 2016, 04:43:59 PM »
YouTube



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