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« on: October 26, 2015, 03:46:58 PM »
Job interviews? Forget about it.
Walking down the street? You're BEGGING for chavs to shout abuse at you.
Takes like 20 hours to dry your hair.
Everyone automatically assumes you love Ché Guevara.
Girls stick pens and shit in your hair without asking. What in the honest to goodness fuck does this achieve?!
Before this turns into a tumblrina blog, let me just say that this rant is justified. It needs to be said. Every day I suffer.
I am white person with black people hair and I will always be bullied. It cannot be straigthened. It cannot be ponytailed. It can only be afro... It can only be... Whitefro.
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« on: October 26, 2015, 11:30:00 AM »
Since the pagan holiday of halloween is coming up, which somehow devolved into another valentines day, lets talk about the lack of any good horror movies.
I'm not even being pedantic when I'm honestly saying the Mummy (1932) was the last EVEN REMOTELY deecent horror film made. Seriously, why is this? Will this genre have a revival anytime soon?
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« on: October 22, 2015, 11:04:43 AM »
I hate you so much it gives me energy.
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« on: October 21, 2015, 11:06:13 AM »
What did you learn today that was new information?
I learned that European Union have special executive body and learn about how they make decisions in Brusseleles. (The big German city where they make cars that emit the black plauge.)
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« on: October 20, 2015, 12:37:24 PM »
Today I met first ever American girl foreign exchange. As expected, she was loud and opinionated on subjects she had no in depth knowledge of. However, she was not as fat as I thought she would be, only around 20 pounds overweight. It was very interesting meeting first ever American. It got me curious.
1. Do Americans really turn right at red lights? Red means stop.
2. Why is J-walking an offence?
3. Why do Americans get confused when you deflect a compliment? They literally do not know how to react in that situation. Example :
American : "Wow, you're so awesome and cool."
Me and every other person in Britain : "Nah, I'm not that great."
American : "What the fuck?"
4. Why do you have a two-party sytem? It's the same shit just painted a different colour.
5. Why do you spell colour, color?
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« on: October 19, 2015, 01:16:10 PM »
Tiberius for obvious reasons (Nero being a close second.)
Tiberius was a chill guy. He was a good general, got shit done. He didn't let power go to his head. He tried to keep the old republic going, despite everyone hating his fucking guts. And at the end of it all? Went fucking mental and built a palace on a party island where he got freaky with his greek philosopher buddies and pushed people off cliffs for a laugh.
Truly a king among men.
C. is for classic not for that other naughty word.
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« on: October 18, 2015, 10:07:22 AM »
Hello please. Have you been interview before? Was it success? Advice?
I have interview over skype but I am of great concern. I must give Skype ID but I made it when I was autistic 11 year old and name is not changeable.
Is possible to make second skype?
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« on: October 16, 2015, 01:55:10 PM »
What is your ideal of perfect (2d) game??? Spoiler Would you like to see opening text or would that bore you?
Do you like achievements and collectibles?
Do you want heavy story drive or simple action? (Think FF in contrast with Flappy Birds)
What would you expect at minimum to find in a game you paid a few dollars for?
What type of artsyle and music do you look for? Your opinion is important, I want to hear your ideas and expectations. I value them very much. I will not be making anymore threads realating to this mods, so thank you leave in offtopic please. Is discussion for desire and idea not of game already made. If you would ike to have little cameo or easter egg in game please tell me. I see what can do.
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« on: October 15, 2015, 02:10:52 PM »
I am make very interested to hear your stories please.
I have done both. When first I was hypnotized, it was very nice feeling but strange. Could not, or should I say, did not have the 'motivation/will' to move body. Is like being awake and asleep.
Hypnotize person only works if they want to be hynotized, of course it will not work if they try specificaly to resist, it is no magic.
You see very strange things can be done with power of the mind and this is of great interest. Once I saw trick done by a mentalist. Very simple concept but effect was disturbing to see. He asked people what was in the box, and within a few dozen seconds, they were breaking down, some even crying.
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« on: October 13, 2015, 02:22:51 PM »
Met this chick, doesn't smoke, fine whatever. Doesn't drink, ok, yeah, not doing yourself any favours there but again whatever. Refuses to 'curse'. Right, that's fucking odd whatever way you frame it.
The fuck are you supposed to do for fun with a person like this? Fuck me.
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« on: October 12, 2015, 11:36:39 AM »
Excuse me one and all.
Blackest thing I ever did? -: Buy Jordans and a psychadelic tank top with no arms and super low v-neck to play basketball on a court near a beach in a bet over whi could jump the highest
Most autistic thing I ever did? ::- Read a book in a public place.
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« on: October 11, 2015, 01:32:26 PM »
Sorry for making two threads in quick succession, It won't happen again. But this question is interesting to ask you.
Example : 12 years old - It is socially acceptable to go on holidays with your parents.
16+ - You are autistic if you go || || || || || ||.
5 years olds - It is socially acceptable to ride a scooter.
9+ - You are autistic if you ride a scooter older than this.
What are some other threshold ages where it become autistic to do certain things?
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« on: October 11, 2015, 01:16:47 PM »
You hear stories all the time of kids on the internet becoming millionaires. Like that dude that made a minecraft video and bought a yaucht. Or like those niggas that make vines of them wearing Celecovision brand clothes for money. I want in on that shit.
There's tonnes of internet money out there, how do I get it? How do you get it? Fuck. It can't be that hard right?
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« on: October 10, 2015, 02:25:30 PM »
Ever wondered what exactly 'fam' means? Were you ever confused when your black, PLATONIC friend asked you to go to Chipoteles? Well FEAR NO MORE! I am here to help. Simply post word or phrase you are confused with and I will translate into the Queen's English.
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Hello please Beatle my PLATONIC black friend said 'Yo muddafucka, who you slidin' with?' What did he ask me?
That is simple! He wants to know if you have a girlfriend and would like to possibly meet her in the future to say hello.
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« on: October 09, 2015, 01:00:10 PM »
Some people like collect. Some people collect caps, cards, stamps and vinyl records.
Othe rpeople hobby may be sport like squash, marko pololo, or making croquette.
Other people hobby may by more like normal people hobby like just reading or havinh happy ngihttime walk and music.
So please tell me what is your hobby please?
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« on: October 08, 2015, 12:27:57 PM »
By halfbreed I mean half autistic, and half normal. Or in more sciéntifíc terms half your personality is neurotypical and half is neurodiverse
Halfbreeds have it pretty bad because they are normal enough to realise they are not functioning normally. For example, I know I shouldn't rock back and forth when I'm sitting down in public because that would make me look like a filthy autist. But at the same time, I'm autstic enough to want to do it.
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« on: October 07, 2015, 12:23:54 PM »
maybe you can help by sharing you own experience. I share simple story with you, and you say what you would do to appear un-autistic.
Meet person and introduce selfs, have talk and happy conversation. Time now to part way for the day, is time to go home and make work and make sleep ready for next day.
Question is, is it autistic to add person on social-cybernetworking site that day? Is it better to wait non-autistic time like 3 months?
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« on: October 05, 2015, 12:01:02 PM »
Before I make my writing son the subject, may I say to people who make this forum run, if you think this is better suited for gaming just tell me please and I will make the thread stop. But I think it be better make suiting for offtopic because I am discussing potential possiblities not of actual game that is made thank you much.
Okie dokie, I have a question for you people here if you are kind enough to bless me with your answer. If I was to spawn a standard RPG game (think FF, FFII, although slightly more sophisticated) and publish said game, what would you think would be reasonable price for it? If any price at all?
I am not making many concerns of profit. But I want contribute and PRIMARY concern is feedbak and share many idea. If game is create, I share here free.
I have no understanding of making poll for this thread, please choosing selection that most pertains to you understanding opnion of question.
Which price you say would be most reasonable for 8-bit esque slightly above average RPG. ??
Free. 2$. More than 2£.
Many thanking upon you, if any more question PLEASE ask, i will have answer.
EDIT****
What would you like to see in an 8bit RPG? What would make you buy one for 2$$???
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« on: October 04, 2015, 08:37:21 AM »
Why does it exist? What does it mean? I have so many questions.
👌 The sub-aqua symbol for everything is all right? Why? 👌 👌 👌
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As in 100%? 100% of what?
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« on: October 02, 2015, 04:00:11 PM »
I am interested to know what you guys do. Please make tell why you have chosen to. And not feel ashame if you pick for ECONOMICAL reasons
I think we can making good disccussion withoút resorting to "Science > Arts" that you see all the time.
For because art is important to society as well, it is nothing to improve life with science if you cannot appreciate illogical creation no?
Make space shop to fly to stars is good but is also good painter that depicts achievement of Uranus.
What I study is not making money. But I feel no sadness because I am study subject of good interest to me and my professors are nice people with plentiful and bountiful knolwedge. Good professor is key to victory. Thank you for reading my post tbh.
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« on: October 02, 2015, 06:44:55 AM »
 Any answer other than Vanilla is LITERALLY wrong. Before you say I'm memeing you, hear me out. Vanilla has best taste. Not to mention the light Yuri she shares with Chocola, I don't need to remind you that Yuri is the purest form of love. Arguably the most important point is her purr-fect personality. Pardon the pun! xDDDD (sorry that was a meme tbh) (to be honest) But yeah, it's that dere where they sound cold and detached but are actually not robots. (Unlike Rei which is the objective worst girl of everything and has no traits other than being shit) Try and prove me wrong. I flippin dare you. Spoiler I'm fairly certain this doesn't belong in gaming, since we're talking about the chracters.
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« on: September 30, 2015, 01:16:41 PM »
This is the notification that appears when I, a member for near 8 years tries to post in an offtopic forum. I am not particularly butthurt, but I would by lying if I said it has not pissed me off. Fuck the 13-year old fanbase and the fascists that implemented this. https://gyazo.com/344586c909e8728779529be546cb2285Also, how you guys doing
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« on: June 30, 2015, 04:05:29 PM »
I have heard recently that Americans clap when a movie ends, is this true? The only other people that I am aware do this strange applause is Indians (not Native Americans but Indian Indians.)
If this rumour is true, can you please tell me why you would do such a strange and bizzare thing? The images on the screen cannot hear your applause? They are not actors on a stage, so who are you showing your appreciation towards?
Why, why, why?
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« on: June 01, 2015, 07:05:37 PM »
Zelo Zelatus Sum Pro Domino Deo Exercituum. Ut In Omnibus Glorificetur Deus.
Christus Ab Omni Malo Plebem Suam Defendat.
So why are you an atheist again?
(tfw got banned on b.oppressfreespeech for advocating nihilism.)
Pax vobiscum.
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« on: May 19, 2015, 04:33:50 PM »
Memeing in the ghetto when? 👌👌👌👌
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« on: May 16, 2015, 07:04:06 PM »
First off, I would strongly reccomend the film to those who have not seen it. It got me thinking about time travel. Time travel to the recent past, a day or maybe a couple of hours. Would it be possible? The paradoxes it creates and the general 'fucking up of everything' that comes with even simple alterations to the past is very interesting. 
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« on: May 03, 2015, 03:24:48 PM »
Hello Friendos, Lets put together a flood starter deck shall we? (for creator stick fld so we now it's oc!) ;^)) http://www.yugiohcardmaker.net/ I look forward to your spooky creations! :~)
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« on: May 02, 2015, 01:30:26 PM »
 Any predictions?
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« on: May 01, 2015, 03:51:56 PM »
There's different stages of memesters.
Look on facebook or imgur, there you find your entry level memays. You know, middle-class teenage girls posting le randum instagram snaps xDD Then you knock your meme-dial up a notch yeah? You start hitting the reddit; You know for science? xDDD upboated and subscribed GOOD SIR!!!
Now that's where most people are at. No big deal, post some spooky skeletons and montage parody 420 shit. Yeah? That was cutting edge back in 2012. Ok, so I'm guessing some of you guys here are a bit more advanced, sure. You're big guys for me. See what I'm getting at? Don't touch my penis balls? ALIMONY.
Anyway, if you've made it by that you're probably well on your way to the fringe of memeciety, you reach post-meta unironic memeing. You'll know it when you see it.
*MHMMM*
Keep on meming fellow redditors! Keep 'em crisp and fresh
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« on: April 30, 2015, 05:59:38 PM »
 How's everyone anyway?
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