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« on: March 28, 2016, 03:57:59 PM »
cba at this stage, might just drop out for a few years and go back to my old job as a lumber-mill wood stacker.
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« on: March 28, 2016, 11:58:25 AM »
DAILY REMINDER :
If you have over 30 friend face friends you are normie scum.
tfw >110 friend face friends feels good man.
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« on: March 27, 2016, 06:10:59 PM »
 Why are we not funding making anime real? We literally, unironically, have a supercomputer beating soulless supreme grandmaster Koreans in Go, An AI capable of making dank me-mays about Ted Cruze; and you mean to tell me we can't make anime real? Are you fucking serious? This is an outrage, a fucking crime. All I want is to hold anime in my hands, is that too much for a man to ask? Is it? IS IT?! This is not a rhetroical question I want someone to TELL ME is it too much to ask? MAKE. ANIME. REAL.
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« on: March 25, 2016, 08:58:29 PM »
And out of those which has been your favourite?
France, England, Scotland, Italy, Boston (America is too vauge)
Italy has been my favourite. The food - as expected was terrific, great art, scorching weather. 10/10 would Italy again. Plus they don't seem to hate you as much as the french do for not knowing the language.
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« on: March 25, 2016, 07:13:16 PM »
void draw () {
for (int i = 0; i < points.length; i++) {
points.add(speeds);
points.x %= width;
points.y %= height;
}
loadPixels();
for (int i = 0; i < pixels.length; i++) {
int x = i % width;
int y = i / width;
pixels = getClosest(x, y);
}
It's probably in that part of it. Just started learning this shit yesterday so I literally have no fucking idea what's going on. Not a question I can google.
There's a thing at the beginning before the setup that has speed mentioned again but whenever I change that value it all crashes so that one must be important. It's 25 for some reason.
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« on: March 23, 2016, 04:56:25 PM »
Dogs are filthy, inbred, unclean, loud and vicious beasts.  Who /cat/ here?
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« on: March 22, 2016, 07:53:50 PM »
 The more pretentious the better
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« on: March 22, 2016, 04:23:31 PM »
1. Rango
2. The last of the Mohicans
(Yeah I know, give me some leeway with this one)
3. TGTBTU
4. FAFDM
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« on: March 19, 2016, 08:51:57 AM »
Yo nigga, I'm low key looking for some fleek airs mangk
real talk I ain't no G, but I want some bling you feel me? Salutaions comrade, I am discretely looking to purchase a pair of Jordan Air walking shoe devices:- The following is told in confidentiality and honesty; I do however, understand that I would not be considered by most to be a 'gangster' but I cannot deny my urge to possess such items. Do you understand this primal urge I have described unto yourself?
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« on: March 18, 2016, 07:06:39 AM »
I'll check back in 11 hours (giver or take 20 min) to see how it's turned out.
I'm expecting great things.
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« on: March 16, 2016, 08:35:19 PM »
I will tell you the tale of St.Patrick now today.
1. He was born in france like all the other saints and the moved to wales and then got kidnapped by pirates to Ireland.
2. He did battle with the snakes and drown them all with his holy staff.
4. He gathered all the pagan kings together and asked god to show him a shamrock and he did and the pagan kings then turned into christians.
6. the end.
And remember, you're retarded if you call it 'Paddy's Day' or 'Patty's Day', it's fucking St.Patrick's Day.
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« on: March 14, 2016, 04:59:12 PM »
Polska , nie są zapomniane
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« on: March 13, 2016, 06:58:13 PM »
He literally never wrote down a written word that came from his own mouth.
'LE HURR, LE HURRRRRRRRR, LOVE IS REAL GUIZE XDDDDD'
Socrates is literally the only correct answer here.
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« on: March 12, 2016, 08:13:11 PM »
Look, everyones entitled to a self-absorbed thread once in a blue moon right? Well, I'm playing that card now.
Shit's hit the fan mates, shit has hit the fan hard. I got A couple thousand anyway, thinking about going IRL afk if you get me, any ideas lads?
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« on: February 13, 2016, 01:40:13 PM »
I actually mainly use my index and middle fingers, I tried learning with spongebob typing for PC but nerves went all twitchy when using ring fingers.
Plus I have severe joint damage all in both arms and they will be incapacitated soon and shaky hands because nerve damage and carpel tunnel.
Ayy who else /armsandhandsfucked/ here?
Oh yeah and do you type properly?
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« on: February 12, 2016, 01:14:49 PM »
To prove to you that I am HIGH-TIER patrician and worthy of rating others, here is my list :
ABSOLUTE GOD TIER = REZ
1. Mr.Mosquito
2. FFXII (IZJS ONLY)
3. Chromehounds
4. Braid
5. MGS SOL
HONOURABLE MENTIONS :
-Fez
-Darwinia +
-ICO
-SODC
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« on: February 12, 2016, 08:08:16 AM »
Sign here in this thread and I'll put your name in the credits.
And before you ask, yes, it will be in select cinématiqué theaters.
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« on: February 11, 2016, 02:47:51 PM »
I can't keep up with all their 'emojees' and 'twitters' and 'pepes'. Whenever I'm in school and join conversation I am easily left out because I do not understand *crying laughin ghetto face* *A-Ok diver gesture* *100* *100* base tru. Can you share with us your knowledge of memes? 
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« on: February 10, 2016, 04:43:59 PM »
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« on: February 10, 2016, 01:23:26 PM »
I'm having a pre mid-life crisis, possibly a quarter-life crisis. But since I do not have the money to buy a cool car and drive around until I get over this phase, I have resorted to expressing my borderline breakdown through less expensive means, ie doing something wacky!! >.< !!! xDD Option with the highest result wins, as opposed to you know, the lowest result winning. (As is the case with modern democracy btw, when you consider voter turnout levels on a global scale)  Btw I gave you all 5 votes because I consider you all 5 times as gooder as other people <3  ))) My poll question is only relevant to some of the questions, that's just one example of how silly I can be!
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« on: February 09, 2016, 03:23:23 PM »
I LITERALLY know EVERYTHING that EVER happened and why up until 404BC for Greece and 100AD for Rome. Ever wanted to know more about Hannibal? Maybe why latin uses v's instead of u's, maybe you want to know the origin of the word pleb and patrician? Well now you filthy plebs can, with this comprehensive AMA! I'm gonna play a game of leauge so I'll answer questions when I'm back.  INB4 0 replies and I look like a spastic with a failed themed-AMA INB4 like two sarcastic replies talking shit about me
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« on: February 06, 2016, 11:40:58 AM »
To prove I am a patrician here is my list :
1. Jameson's
2. Guiness (POURED CORRECTLY AND BREWED IN DUBLIN)
3. Hop House 13
4. Blue Moon
5. Bulmers
WORD OF WARNING!********************************************
NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS WILL BE FROWNED UPON, HOWEVER THERE ARE SOME WORTHY OF PRAISE SUCH AS INNOCENT OR SUNNY D PURPLE EDITION
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« on: February 05, 2016, 05:52:17 PM »
Come on, tell me about her
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« on: February 05, 2016, 11:28:36 AM »
Do you have one? Is it worth the investment? Thinking of teaching myself programming, but I want to start from the ground-up, ie learning about hardware 
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« on: January 29, 2016, 10:13:11 AM »
OBJECTIVELY list shows from the 90s/early nauties that were good. Ren and Stimpy (LITERALLY the inspiration for spongebob and the finest cerebral based cartoon of all time) Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy Dexter's Lab Powerpuff Girls Foster's Home for Imaginery Friends The one with the robot teenage girl, I forge the name.
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« on: January 28, 2016, 12:02:05 PM »
I should be knocking about with the lads tbh. Won't be drinking too much though, can only afford around 3 benders worth.
Anyone else have any holiday plans they're looking forward to?
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« on: January 27, 2016, 03:53:02 PM »
1. 원더풀 데이즈
2. Das Boot
3. Titan A.E.
4. Amadeus
5. The Seventh Seal
Needless to say I have proven myself to be patrician, so you know my ratings are objectively correct.
PATRICIAN LIST AS OF NOW :
Turkey Sanders
Fuddy Duddy II
Luke
Mr. Psychologist
Second Class
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« on: January 26, 2016, 01:14:55 PM »
Post your waifus! Talk shit about each other's waifus, explain why your waifu is best girl.  Yes, I know she is technically the physical manifestation of a rifle, but that's beside the point. Spoiler She's actually my secondary raiflu, my real waifu is too good to post here
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« on: January 25, 2016, 07:48:57 PM »
This is all I literally know at this point :
Trump is smart enough to play dumb and he has lots of money.
Sanders is a borderline New-age Hippie.
Am I hot or cold or LUKE-WARM XDD
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« on: January 24, 2016, 11:29:06 AM »
Example :
OG : I memed on the cybernet today.
Floodian 1 : I pooped on the cybernet today.
Floodian 2 : I pooped on the graveyard today.
etc.
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