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7831
« on: October 14, 2014, 12:43:14 AM »
I love all feet equally. God knows what I would do to have a a bunch of beautiful feet on top on me as I inhale the aroma and lick gently between each and every toe.
i don't know this guy, but I fracking like him.
Same goes for you my brother from another mother.
7832
« on: October 14, 2014, 12:41:05 AM »
I love all feet equally. God knows what I would do to have a a bunch of beautiful feet on top on me as I inhale the aroma and lick gently between each and every toe.
7833
« on: October 14, 2014, 12:38:53 AM »
Spoilers about the new episode. Spoiler There's zombies in it.
7834
« on: October 14, 2014, 12:13:40 AM »
The real question is, what is the difference between George and Barack?
When they have sex, one has to pitch, the other catches. Spoiler My money is on Bush loving that BBC where the sun don't shine.
7835
« on: October 14, 2014, 12:03:12 AM »
Install Gentoo.
7836
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:58:00 PM »
I honestly think I would take Halo over both booty.
Why choose? You got Kat's fine ass in the Halo universe.
7837
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:52:46 PM »
That's what you get for not trying xbox.com.
I think people would actually go to Xbox.com if you didn't get the bug report more than 90% of the time you try and look at the website.
Well, that's because you went to Xbox.com. I told you to go to xbox.com, not there.
7838
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:50:39 PM »
That's what you get for not trying xbox.com.
7839
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:47:35 PM »
Dude's a cat expert.  they changed it to cat instead.
7840
« on: October 13, 2014, 11:46:42 PM »
I transubstantiated your mother last night, my dick was the body of Christ and she drank the blood down to the last drop.
7841
« on: October 13, 2014, 10:02:55 PM »
Did you even get the Dustin shaped ice cubes?
yes
and i have the dustin anal beads and the "what alt would dustin make in this situation" handbook
Damn, how much do the anal beads cost? I only got the butt plug so far.
my set only cost half a shekel
it was quite the steal
>shekel >steal I can only imagine why. But I'm an American, and here we only use food stamps, welfare, or sexual favors as our currency.
7842
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:58:17 PM »
Did you even get the Dustin shaped ice cubes?
yes
and i have the dustin anal beads and the "what alt would dustin make in this situation" handbook
Damn, how much do the anal beads cost? I only got the butt plug so far.
7843
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:53:57 PM »
Did you even get the Dustin shaped ice cubes?
7844
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:46:05 PM »
Is this the excuse you came up with when your parents caught you watching gay porn?
my god man how'd ya know
I've done the same thing, it doesn't work.
7845
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:44:32 PM »
Is this the excuse you came up with when your parents caught you watching gay porn?
7846
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:35:58 PM »
I wonder if this Psych dude could prescribe me some Valium, shit's cash yo.
Sadly not, you'll have to visit your Doctor for that.
Damn it, let me know if you know a guy who knows a guy.
Just drive around suspicious neighborhoods until you find a guy.
Last time I did that shit, the only thing I could get was candy. None of them had the good shit.
7847
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:34:01 PM »
Bump because you fgts need this
Only thing I need more of is Jesus. Mom took me out of my alter boy place after the good Lord decided I would be the next virgin Mary.
7848
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:31:14 PM »
I can't be, to do so would require a lot more time as a cum dumpster.
7849
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:22:17 PM »
I wonder if this Psych dude could prescribe me some Valium, shit's cash yo.
Sadly not, you'll have to visit your Doctor for that.
Damn it, let me know if you know a guy who knows a guy.
7850
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:20:53 PM »
Well, you see, there was this one time with a vibrating controller and a horny teenager. Spoiler Needless to say I used the thing like a prostate massager. Ah, youth.
7851
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:17:00 PM »
I warned everyone quite clearly.
We got it, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Go to your room!
With no supper!
I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN! *slams door*
I have a metal coathanger if you want to correct a mistake.
Dude... that's fracked up.
I was talking about that car you locked yourself out of. What were you getting at?
7852
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:14:02 PM »
I wonder if this Psych dude could prescribe me some Valium, shit's cash yo.
7853
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:12:48 PM »
I warned everyone quite clearly.
We got it, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Go to your room!
With no supper!
I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN! *slams door*
I have a metal coathanger if you want to correct a mistake.
7854
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:10:42 PM »
It's as dark as my soul and as hot as the devil's dick.
7855
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:07:41 PM »
You too? I absolutely love when they're in heat. They get so frisky then.
7856
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:05:29 PM »
<——— Like that, but a bit thicker.
7857
« on: October 13, 2014, 09:04:19 PM »
Does it count if I pretended to be a dog and smelled the asses of all the bitches at the park?
7858
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:54:02 PM »
A nice romantic evening with your mother.
7859
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:41:06 PM »
This thread is gold. Deci's reactions are amazing.
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU OUT OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE TREATED ME BETTER! YOU'RE THE REASON WHY I CAN NEVER BE MYSELF ON HERE!
YOU TURD STAIN! I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!
You need to smoke some of that good shit and relax.
7860
« on: October 13, 2014, 08:36:20 PM »
I just changed my fapping hand from my right arm to my left.
Now, both of my guns are big.
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