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The Flood / can someone help me with this problem?
« on: May 08, 2016, 06:40:54 PM »


I think it's 50%.

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The Flood / Re: You have to commit a felony
« on: May 08, 2016, 02:38:52 PM »
Grand Theft of a massive sum of money.

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The Flood / Re: Oooh!! Dat Boi's frog pee pee!
« on: May 07, 2016, 11:46:46 PM »
I hope your mom reads this and uses it as proof that you're on drugs and sends you to a treatment program for autistic kids
little froggy having a bad day today with his peehole coming out with peepee? i like wacthing the peepee muscles relax and let the golden flow flow out the green tube...id SUCK the peepee out of dat boi peepee and lick his peepee clean and swallow the pee juice into my mouthhole...MY MOUTHHOLE WAS MADE FOR DAT BOIS PEEPEE...id want all of the wet diaper in my noise as I suck it dry to get every last drop off peepee out of it and then let him wear it again so he can peepee in it again and i do the same thing again. PLEASE imagine the URINE that drips onto the unicycle and flys everywhere in a spherical and geometric motion of pure GOLDEN SHOWER beauty like a shower from G*d himself...thank you jesus and my friends in heaven for peepee or id fucking kill myself

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The Flood / Re: Today was day 30... No sex
« on: May 07, 2016, 11:46:04 PM »
Cool, I'm on day 8,940, give or take from leap years.

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The Flood / NSFW Oooh!! Dat Boi's frog pee pee!
« on: May 07, 2016, 11:43:15 PM »
Squeak squeak tinkle pretty pee pee ooh warm pisss frog feet and splish and smell of his pee pee while he spurts and warm golden tinkle flows down and smells up his webbed feet OH and his amphibian anus puckers while his little balls twitch as his pee pee churns and bursts between his legs and the very tip of his urethra splishes and squirts and twitches with his warm bladder full of pee pee, he squishes his cock in desperation as his frog hands soaked with tinkle twitch and his balls pressed together and he aims his pee pee tinkle cock between his legs, making his thighs wet and stinky with warm hot tinkle pee as he rubs and splashes and his toes stink of wet frog pee ooohh tinkle pee pee soooo baaadd!

He needs a diaper!! Diaper diapee pampee diap comforting pee pee diaper for him to tinkle in and rest his pee cock and press the tip against the soft insides of the warm diaper and squirt spurt warm yellow and twitch his balls inside OOhh Dat Boi! He needs a diapee diaper! Dat boi needs a pamper pampee diaperrr!!!

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The Flood / Re: Do you ever tell people you're atheist?
« on: May 07, 2016, 01:24:22 PM »
I told my family about it a few months ago, the more zealous grandparents of mine didn't even give me shit, they gave other family members who they think are responsible for me no longer believing shit instead. Don't say anything at work or class because teaching is a heavily Christian dominated job.

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The Flood / Re: Do you want to know the best meme of all time?
« on: May 07, 2016, 04:08:36 AM »
Stop browsing s4s, it isn't healthy!
oh, sorry.


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The Flood / Do you want to know the best meme of all time?
« on: May 07, 2016, 04:02:24 AM »
this meme made it BIG TIME dude BIG TIME. His name is dat boi and its a meme so precious, so magnificent, so freaking awesome that even your granma is O SHIT WADDUP. You may think this meme was born to be the best, and you are right, given how AWESOME it is. But it took more than beauty, it took dedication, perseverance and creativeness. But it also took a dedicated team of 10 meme experts who dedicated their lives 24/7 to ensure the successful spreading of this meme. Needless to say, the sacrifice payed off. I would like to take a minute to thank the team, but specially Jimmy and his family, a brave memeber who our team sadly lost along the way, his death whoever guided our souls towards the way to success, Jimmy, we all love you. I wanto thank Mike, for all his amazing ideas, Jenna, for giving up her family time in favor of the team, more than once! Francis, without him we probably would not even be here. Hugh, probably the best of our team. Julia, as smart as she is beautiful. Kyle, I lost count how many times he saved the team's life with his genious! Marie, her dedication held our team together. Last but not least, Joe, thank you for believing in me and for funding most of the project, it is thanks to you that we got this far. To everyone, THANK YOU.

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The Flood / Re: Ask me shit
« on: May 07, 2016, 12:57:48 AM »
Trump, Bernie, or Killary?
Hey, you're not dead. Hi.
How confident are you in yourself
lol, zero.

How attractive would you say you are
Like 7/10 imo, maybe a bit under. I'm pretty average.

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The Flood / Re: Ask me shit
« on: May 07, 2016, 12:52:26 AM »
Trump, Bernie, or Killary?
Hey, you're not dead. Hi.
How confident are you in yourself
lol, zero.

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The Flood / Re: Ask me shit
« on: May 07, 2016, 12:50:08 AM »
You can get laid without any of it my g
24 years of jerking myself off say otherwise

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The Flood / Re: Ask me shit
« on: May 07, 2016, 12:48:03 AM »
Can I borrow your money and car for a bit so I can get laid?

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Gaming / Re: Overwatch
« on: May 07, 2016, 12:47:15 AM »
This thread is hot.

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The Flood / Re: Tell me a bedtime story
« on: May 07, 2016, 12:45:42 AM »
There was once a weeb who went desu desu all the way to the concentration camp.

The end
oh

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The Flood / Tell me a bedtime story
« on: May 07, 2016, 12:42:06 AM »
I need to sleep soon.


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The Flood / And now I play the last piece of the forbidden one
« on: May 06, 2016, 10:39:19 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Feminist Frequency Youtube channel banned
« on: May 06, 2016, 09:27:27 PM »
If someone wants to enlighten me as to what this is or why it's significant I'd appreciate it.
I think that's Anita Sarhoweveryouspellit channel.

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It would be a great horror/dystopian future movie.

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The Flood / Re: would you rathe rbe cheat or satan?
« on: May 06, 2016, 04:59:15 PM »
>rathe rbe

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The Flood / Re: where is the animes other hand
« on: May 06, 2016, 04:54:20 PM »
How gay is watching an animated dickgirl sucking her own dick?
100% straight

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The Flood / where is the animes other hand
« on: May 06, 2016, 04:28:54 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Who is the nicest/meanest user?
« on: May 06, 2016, 04:26:38 PM »
This is nice users


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The Flood / Re: Would you rather be dat boi or pepe?
« on: May 06, 2016, 04:15:02 PM »
dat boi's been around for a day and it's already ruined by normies on Facebook.
been more like a week if you browse s4s.

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The Flood / Would you rather be dat boi or pepe?
« on: May 06, 2016, 04:13:34 PM »
The catch is that you also obtain most of the meme's personality.

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The Flood / Plz answer honestly..
« on: May 06, 2016, 04:10:26 PM »
How many times a day do you poo?
Do you ever look at your poo when youre done with it?
If you had a bag, what would you put in it?
Should ketchup and mustard be mixed together an sold as 'messup'?

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The Flood / Re: Don't talk to me or dat boi ever again
« on: May 06, 2016, 03:53:40 PM »
identity crisis much?
o shit waddup

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The Flood / Re: O shit
« on: May 06, 2016, 03:50:03 PM »
That movie was rather... sad.
o shit waddup

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The Flood / Re: O shit
« on: May 06, 2016, 03:37:00 PM »
Why do people find shit like pepe and this funny?

It legitimately baffles me. Just "lol so random", or is there some kind of clever pun I'm missing here?

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