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781
« on: May 14, 2016, 02:14:59 AM »
This is just a heads up.
782
« on: May 14, 2016, 01:42:06 AM »
http://j-dar.ca/#8321glad one of my favorites is clean. Bullshit that Kubrick films is so high considering he was an atheist.
784
« on: May 14, 2016, 01:23:08 AM »
 Don't want snek to run off
785
« on: May 14, 2016, 01:16:35 AM »
I was gonna torrent 1080p anime subbed by HS and to Commie cuz they are literally memesubs but I got high
Now I'm streaming dubbed anime and I know why
Cuz I got high because I got high because I got high
lalalalalala
786
« on: May 14, 2016, 01:09:06 AM »
oh
787
« on: May 13, 2016, 08:28:15 PM »
Ted Bundy glared deep into the eyes of Jeffrey Dahmer. Dahmer exchanged a similar scowl. The smell of decomposing human flesh wafted through the air, caused by the decaying carcasses littering the ground. These two slashers had been going at one another's throats for months, duelling each other in order to determine who was the greatest murderer.
'Well, well, well.' Bundy laughed, a twisted smirk forming on his face. His eyes glinted like a pair of diamonds. 'If it isn't Jeff Dahmer, that pathetic excuse for a killer!'
Jeffrey let out a low, throaty growl in response. His brown eyes gleamed with anger and resentment.
'Pathetic?' he spat, gripping his power drill tighter. He soon had it in a death grip. 'Speak for yourself, fuckface!'
Ted stared at Jeffrey's blood-soaked face, and laughed scornfully. He swung his crowbar close to the other maniac's face. With an astonishing amount of haste, Dahmer darted out of the way. The Campus Killer exclaimed in shock, dazzled by his rival's speed. The Milwaukee Cannibal growled and thrusted the blade of his drill directly into Ted's abdomen. Jeff grinned in satisfaction as his enemy screamed.
'You cocksucking faggot!' the lady-killer shouted as he pulled the blade from his stomach. Jeffrey laughed at his insult, earning a slap across the face with the crowbar. The blonde homosexual plummeted to the cold ground, letting out a sharp squeak of pain. 'How do you like it, little bitch?!'
Jeffrey groaned and clutched the side of his head. He didn't dare get up, yet. Ted sniggered at the injured cannibal. In his eyes, Jeffrey Dahmer truly was pathetic. But at the same time, he was exceedingly brave, and maybe even a little...cute. No. Not just cute. Super hot! So what if Jeff was a man? The dark-haired lady-killer crouched down by his little catch, with a satisfied grin on his face. Dahmer glared up at him.
'What the Hell are you smiling at?' Jeffrey snapped. Ted's charming smile remained plastered on his face. The woman-murderer snatched the collar of Jeffrey's orange jumpsuit and pulled the cannibal close to him, smirking all the while.
'You're adorable, ya know that?' Ted whispered, running his fingers through Jeffrey's mop of dirty blonde hair. The psycho seemed to be stunned by this comment.
'...Th-thank you, I think.' Jeffrey stuttered, his eyes zooming suspiciously around the area. His body temperature rocketed to volcanic heat in the blink of an eye. His cheeks burned bright red as Ted's face drew closer to his. Before the cannibal could protest, their lips were locked together in a passionate kiss. Dahmer moaned into Bundy's mouth, while Ted explored every area, using his tongue. A muffled "Mmmm..." sound escaped their lips as the two killers passionately traded saliva.
***
After a few hours, innocent bystanders came across the most peculiar sight. Two male murderers, screwing each other in the alley behind a gay bar. After all that fighting and bitterness, it came clear that there was love between these two. It was just hidden behind the envy.
THE END
788
« on: May 13, 2016, 07:27:20 PM »
789
« on: May 13, 2016, 07:26:06 PM »
790
« on: May 13, 2016, 02:41:37 PM »
Done for now, phone is almost dead. I'll do more later.
791
« on: May 13, 2016, 02:38:16 PM »
meme
Furry porn>scalie porn, sorry bro
The furry community in general is pretty cancerous.
Agreed.
792
« on: May 13, 2016, 02:37:02 PM »
Sure.
Fluttershy is the worst pony. Seriously though, I'd say you're probably the smartest person on this site. Law major, writing several theses, knowing what was it four languages? You're no doubt one of the most well educated people around and honestly I am jealous. You're also a souls fan to boot which makes you a 10/10.
793
« on: May 13, 2016, 02:29:46 PM »
the trend continues. . .
You're a very level headed and chill person from how you compose yourself on here. I do feel bad about all the rough shit you have to deal with however and do hope for the best.
794
« on: May 13, 2016, 02:21:29 PM »
my dude
you're cool in my book, especially for the pic of LC's waifu you made with her drooling in pleasure. By any chance could I get a hook up with that pic again?
I think I got rid of it when I was deleting my porn.
Oh, rip pic. At least I still have the one with the condom in her mouth.
795
« on: May 13, 2016, 02:15:35 PM »
my dude
you're cool in my book, especially for the pic of LC's waifu you made with her drooling in pleasure. By any chance could I get a hook up with that pic again?
796
« on: May 13, 2016, 02:13:33 PM »
😂
You're a fairly witty member and one who loves throwing down the banter a lot, which I understand because I'm the same. I think the main thing is that due to that, a lot of your posts can come off as abrasive, especially to our more sensitive users. Overall you're cool though.
797
« on: May 13, 2016, 02:09:00 PM »
wing
While we seem to disagree on a lot of things, I do like your presence and can understand where you come from on a lot of your viewpoints. You're honestly one of the people that I'll stop my shitposting habits for some serious discussion. While I may not agree fully with you, I concede to a lot of them, such as our discussion about drugs, where you agreed to understanding their usage among those with depression. Our main disagreement is on the worth of existence and that seems to be one that will not change on either side, probably because like you said I see things in a more individualistic manner and you on the collective.
798
« on: May 13, 2016, 02:03:50 PM »
no
You deserve to be deported imo.
799
« on: May 13, 2016, 02:02:55 PM »
hi
one of my oldest bros around. I love you like the brother I wish I had.
800
« on: May 13, 2016, 02:01:36 PM »
Oh
Literally a five year old nigger Turk. Seriously though, you're a good member. Despite being one of the younger people here, you handle the banter here better than some of our 20 something members.
801
« on: May 13, 2016, 01:59:03 PM »
pretend you know me real quick
You got really good tastes in music from what I've seen, so you're cool in my book.
802
« on: May 13, 2016, 01:57:55 PM »
Wut?
You're fairly cool. Probably right about me not being serious enough on here, but it doesn't matter enough to me to post seriously.
803
« on: May 13, 2016, 01:55:26 PM »
mems
Good taste in waifus, midna has 10/10 ass.
804
« on: May 13, 2016, 01:54:05 PM »
OP deliver pls
Sorry, busy right now. I'll go ahead and try to do everyday who has posted right now. leliana is a shit waifu. Aside from that you're cool.
805
« on: May 13, 2016, 08:38:49 AM »
Have you ever been sucked off by a fish?
Uh, no.
can I suck you off?
Uh, sure.
806
« on: May 13, 2016, 08:35:30 AM »
Have you ever been sucked off by a fish?
Uh, no.
807
« on: May 13, 2016, 08:33:56 AM »
808
« on: May 13, 2016, 08:25:41 AM »
Slash frequents pol.
This discussion is over.
Yeah, that's proof that /pol/ is superior because Slash understands the truth.
809
« on: May 13, 2016, 07:47:49 AM »
 wat do?
810
« on: May 13, 2016, 07:22:55 AM »
~
You're a qt. Mythic
You piece of shit kike Cuban Romanian (didn't forget that time), I hope you die in the most excruciatingly painful way possible. I want to see you bent over and raped by Castro while he puts out Cuban cigars on you. I want to see you placed on a cross and stabbed like the Jew you are. Fuck you, fuck your mythic bar, fuck your existence. Why the hell were you conceived? What loving God would allow your existence to take place? You are the reason suffering exists in the world. I hope Verb finds you and chokes you in order to minimize the suffering taking place on earth. Mystic
You're cool, it's nice to have people to fill up this place with sexual commentary. post
Very cool dude, not giving out pics though, sorry. me
You're very nice and it's nice to have you part of our group now. Lay it in me hombre.
Errr, on me.
You're a cool dude, would go down south a bit so we can hang out and smoke.
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