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The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:31:31 PM »
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But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what

Oh COME ON!

Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Yes.
Spoiler
Delicious flat chests.

Should I ever procreate one day, I am keeping my kids away from you. You sick frack.
You just don't understand the purest love.

7652
The Flood / Re: Automatic deal-breakers?
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:27:59 PM »
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But a hairy one? Doesn't bother me. It turns me on actually.
oh sweet lord jesus what

Oh COME ON!

Are you guys telling me you prefer vaginas with no pubic hair at all? What the hell are you? A bunch of pedophiles?
Yes.
Spoiler
Delicious flat chests.

7653
The Flood / Re: Why do English majors exist?
« on: October 21, 2014, 01:51:41 PM »
We need future frycooks though.

7654
Serious / Re: People should accept people who believe in religion
« on: October 21, 2014, 12:33:08 PM »
Because some people are dicks. No group is free from them. But I was talking about more big-picture stuff; things that effect people more directly, like laws.
So, religious bias shouldn't have any effect whatsoever?

I see what you're getting at, regarding things such as creationism being forced within the school and such, but to say that religious bias should be completely eliminated seems both impossible and unfair. Bias exists within everyone, religious or not, it's simply another variable which can effect their votes.
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To preface, I am pro-choice, just devil's advocating here.
For example, abortion. For sure there are religious people who support it and there are non-religious who are against it, but many are against it and for it respectively. All sorts of variables play a part in their stance, from religion, to upbringing, media, personal experiences, ect. It is near impossible to have a non-bias stance on the issue, especially considering that people see life in so many different ways; such as life from conception when a genetically different human has come into play, during a certain trimester when certain organs and functions have developed, or when the child is able to live independent from the mother. All of these variables will play a part in their vote, and to say one variable should be exempt is not very democratic in my personal opinion. Should we try to have a non-bias system, yes, but it simply is unfeasible with such a species as ours.

7655
The Flood / Re: I hate Mondays
« on: October 21, 2014, 10:14:01 AM »
Hi Garfield.

7656
The Flood / Re: Jerboa
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:48:25 AM »
Those eyes are a constant reminder that this thing lives in unending pain.
YouTube

7657
The Flood / Re: I wish all of humanity was dead.
« on: October 21, 2014, 12:12:48 AM »
Deci, really...are you going emo?
Someone should check his mom's makeup, her black mascara may be missing.

7658
The Flood / Re: I wish all of humanity was dead.
« on: October 21, 2014, 12:04:59 AM »
Did I miss out on Deci getting butthurt again? Damn, that sucks.

7659
The Flood / Re: ARE YOU GAY?
« on: October 20, 2014, 02:18:22 PM »
I'm not gay, I just enjoy cocks.

7660
The Flood / Re: Love.
« on: October 20, 2014, 12:03:28 AM »
It's a series of chemical reactions happening in the body to encourage attraction between potential partners.
That's true only up to a certain extent. While it might stop there for most people, it has the capacity to go beyond just that. An easy example would be to look at the couples who consider each other the best of friends.
I was speaking mainly in regards to the initial lust and the attraction that follows. The kind of love you're referring to is storge love, a type of love where passion is not a central theme to it. Still, love is mainly controlled by the release of chemicals imo.

7661
The Flood / Re: yo yo yo
« on: October 19, 2014, 11:50:13 PM »
Insomnia. Probably just going to lay down soon regardless since I have to be up early.

7662
The Flood / Re: Love.
« on: October 19, 2014, 11:49:10 PM »
It's a series of chemical reactions happening in the body to encourage attraction between potential partners.

7663
Fuck, meant to edit, sorry.

7664
I posted a dick pic on /b/, she must have saved it.
"You really think I'm going to buy that? That she just happened to save your picture? We've been married for twelve years, I know when you're lying."
Well, you didn't stay with me for twelve years because of my personality, you know full well that I'm hung. Can't help it if I make the other ladies wet.
"You're disgusting...

Get out of my house..."

Nice try, but you failed.
Whatever, I'm taking the vibrator with me though, thing gives more pleasure then you've been willing to in bed anyhow.

7665
I posted a dick pic on /b/, she must have saved it.
"You really think I'm going to buy that? That she just happened to save your picture? We've been married for twelve years, I know when you're lying."
Well, you didn't stay with me for twelve years because of my personality, you know full well that I'm hung. Can't help it if I make the other ladies wet.

7666
I posted a dick pic on /b/, she must have saved it.

7667
The Flood / Re: is it normal
« on: October 19, 2014, 06:13:33 PM »
dr. berkowitz
Allow a Jew near your son's dick, I figured you out of all people would know better.

7668
Honestly, I'm just in it for the porn.

7669
The Flood / Re: What is the ultimate act of defiance?
« on: October 18, 2014, 10:28:02 PM »
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The Flood / Re: The next step in the SJW plan is to remove the G in LGBT
« on: October 18, 2014, 10:14:33 PM »
So, I am assuming that you as a gay white male are insulted because those who are less privileged are calling you out. I have something you need to check.

7671
The Flood / Re: What is the ultimate act of defiance?
« on: October 18, 2014, 10:04:39 PM »
Locking yourself in your room while listening to Linkin Park.

7672
The Flood / Re: Trust system
« on: October 18, 2014, 07:18:51 PM »
So...I'll upvote everyone who downvotes me, hook a brotha up with that DeeJ title please.
>You can't repeat a karma action within 24 hours
sheiiiit
It's k bby, I still luv u.

So...I'll upvote everyone who downvotes me, hook a brotha up with that DeeJ title please.
I don't even think it's possible to reach DeeJ anymore, but I guess it's worth a shot.
Don't even see people with the "Bad" title anymore.
Thanks fellow guardian, with your help I will become legend™.

7673
The Flood / Re: Trust system
« on: October 18, 2014, 07:14:52 PM »
So...I'll upvote everyone who downvotes me, hook a brotha up with that DeeJ title please.

7674
The Flood / Re: Users you downvote on a regular basis
« on: October 18, 2014, 07:04:20 PM »
I would downvote myself daily if I could. How else am I going to get the DeeJ title?

7675
The Flood / Re: I just fapped, AMA
« on: October 18, 2014, 06:36:28 PM »
Did you swallow it after?

7676
The Flood / Re: If Everyone On This Forum Took A Bong Hit
« on: October 18, 2014, 06:17:44 PM »
My whole body was vibrating so hard.
Damn, the only time I ever had the feeling of vibrating was when I was smoking the synthetic weed, Mad Hatter mainly if I recall correctly. Whole body went numb on that stuff before.
That shit is dangerous yo.
Yeah, I know, it was about 2 years ago, back when you could buy the stuff at convenience stores, I only did it maybe 8 or 9 times. After one time where I went to a hookah bar and smoked there with some people and then smoked synthetic after for a bit, I quit. I was sick for almost 2 days after.

7677
The Flood / Re: If Everyone On This Forum Took A Bong Hit
« on: October 18, 2014, 06:11:16 PM »
My whole body was vibrating so hard.
Damn, the only time I ever had the feeling of vibrating was when I was smoking the synthetic weed, Mad Hatter mainly if I recall correctly. Whole body went numb on that stuff before.

7678
Wishing for that is like wishing for the deaths of thousands of people.
Why low ball the shit so much, l'd rather see tens of millions die.

7679
The Flood / Re: Ask me anything about the ancient romans
« on: October 18, 2014, 12:31:08 PM »
How big was the average Roman cock?

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The Flood / Re: Everything I do on this website is for my post count
« on: October 17, 2014, 06:28:06 PM »
Just saying, sucking the cock of higher ups is usually how actors get their parts, just a suggestion.
I totally would, but I dont think any staff lives in florida :(

I live in Florida :P
You're not staff
You could use him as practice.

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