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The Flood / Re: Where do I look for hot cougars?
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:00:36 PM »
cougarlife.com?
Mostly a scam, or so my crazy classmate from AIT would say. You gotta like, pay for messages and shit.

Try Craigslist, OP, or some local bar on a saturday night when some dadrock coverband is playing.
That's a shame, but to be expected honestly.

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The Flood / Re: Did Charlie really leave?
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:58:56 PM »
Yeah, I saw him post on that Decimator Alpha account he made on Bnet a while after the thread on here.

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The Flood / Re: Futa paradox
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:53:21 PM »
Spoiler
It's hot, that's what it is.

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The Flood / Re: Where do I look for hot cougars?
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:52:00 PM »
cougarlife.com?

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The Flood / Re: What should I do? (Chest pain)
« on: October 25, 2014, 06:53:55 PM »
I had shit like that happen to me before, actually lasted about 5 days. Had an EKG done due to the symptoms, doctors told me it was nothing serious. Just a waste of money for me; I'd suggest just waiting it out unless it continues for a long time, probably just heartburn seeing as how you said that you've been eating shitty food.

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The Flood / Re: Would you worship these feet?
« on: October 25, 2014, 06:45:15 PM »
I want to suck them clean.

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The Flood / Re: I'm getting close to 3000 posts...
« on: October 24, 2014, 08:01:53 PM »
You also have to be Heroic at least, correct?
Spoiler
*downvotes*

If I lose my heroic I'm reporting your ass to Cheat.
Spoiler
K.

You do realize that if I do that I get my Heroic back right?
>implying that anything would happen

To my knowledge the upvoting and downvoting system is to be used to show which members you enjoy the posting content of and those that you don't. You think something bad is going to happen to me because I don't enjoy your posting content?

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever tried freezing fruit?
« on: October 24, 2014, 07:47:44 PM »
I do, but I use them for shakes after.

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The Flood / Re: I'm getting close to 3000 posts...
« on: October 24, 2014, 07:46:12 PM »
You also have to be Heroic at least, correct?
Spoiler
*downvotes*

If I lose my heroic I'm reporting your ass to Cheat.
Spoiler
K.

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The Flood / Re: I'm getting close to 3000 posts...
« on: October 24, 2014, 07:42:46 PM »
You also have to be Heroic at least, correct?
Spoiler
*downvotes*

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The Flood / Re: Cannabis is Superior to Alcohol
« on: October 24, 2014, 07:35:28 PM »
]Eh, I'm not one to give a frack about my body. Just saying though, smoking and Valium at the same time is amazing.

I've done shrooms and cannabis together, it was pretty nice. I never did enough shrooms to hallucinate, though, and it had to be baked in chocolate because I can't even stand regular mushrooms. Other than that I've done pot and wine together, very relaxing. The most relaxed I have ever been was when I put liquid THC in my glass of wine. Amazing. That's all the drugs I've done, and don't think I'll ever do shrooms again. I don't even drink except on my friend's birthdays.
Smoking a while after doing shrooms is a good way to extend a trip, never did over a gram though either, so I wasn't tripping. I just felt amazing for a better term, kind of hard to describe though.

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The Flood / Re: Cannabis is Superior to Alcohol
« on: October 24, 2014, 07:29:48 PM »
I agree, unfortunately though, I'm going to have to quit for job purposes in the upcoming months.
I often did it just to get rid of head aches.
You too, huh? Honestly, more times then not I'll have a hit or two just to get rid of migraines, they're a recurring thing for me.

It's amazing. Literally within 15 seconds after a hit my worst head aches will disappear. Great for hangovers, as well. Good thing I almost never get hangovers because I'm always chugging water. It won't destroy your liver like alcohol or pills, either.
Eh, I'm not one to give a fuck about my body. Just saying though, smoking and Valium at the same time is amazing. 

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The Flood / Re: So what are these 'rules of texting'
« on: October 24, 2014, 07:03:56 PM »
You must go to /b/ and have people roll for what to say next in a text.

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The Flood / Re: Cannabis is Superior to Alcohol
« on: October 24, 2014, 06:58:08 PM »
I agree, unfortunately though, I'm going to have to quit for job purposes in the upcoming months.
I often did it just to get rid of head aches.
You too, huh? Honestly, more times then not I'll have a hit or two just to get rid of migraines, they're a recurring thing for me.

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The Flood / Re: What other communities do you frequent?
« on: October 24, 2014, 01:07:03 PM »
Only other place is 4chan.

7546
The Flood / Re: Senior Quote
« on: October 24, 2014, 12:33:45 PM »
"You've gone incoherent due to your botched lobotomy." 

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The Flood / Re: Harlow
« on: October 24, 2014, 12:16:30 PM »
Anyway can someone lock this up please? I think this thread overstayed it's welcome.

It's not funny when I'm not intoxicated.
Best way to fix that is some of the hair of the dog that bit you.

Also, didn't Sapphire go offsite as well, sorry for asking because I know you want the topic dead now, just curious.

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The Flood / Hey BasedLove, what would you do?
« on: October 23, 2014, 09:36:31 PM »
>You get off from work early one day
>Decide to surprise your girlfriend with a pizza and a movie from Redbox
>Get the new Ellen Page flick because you know your girl is a huge fan
>When you get home the house is completely dark
>Call out for your girlfriend but she's not answering
>Finally check the bedroom
>The lights are off but you can make out two shadowy figures in your bed
>Clothes all over the floor, bras, panties, jeans everywhere
>Your girlfriend is startled “Oh my god, Anon, you weren't supposed to be home for another hour!”
>Turn the light on and see that she's naked in your bed with another girl of all things
>You spazz out and yell “You're fucking cheating on me with a chick!?”
>Look closer at the girl she's with
>You have to do a double take, you can't believe your eyes
>It's Ellen Page
>“W-what the fuck?” you stammer out, still holding the Ellen Page blu-ray in your hand
>Your girlfriend is mortified, she's crying and apologizing
>“I'm so sorry, Anon! She seduced me! I was j-just so confused!”
>Ellen meanwhile has a smug look on her face and is sort of laughing
>You yell at Ellen to get the fuck out of your house right now
>Still just as smug, she responds “Relax, faggot. You should be thanking me. She finally got to experience an orgasm.”
>Now you're furious
>You want to throw a punch at Ellen but know you're not allowed to hit girls
>Ellen just laughs at you and says, “Cool your jets, man. If you so much as look at me wrong, I'll tell the police you raped me. Who do you think they'll believe?”
>Reluctantly you back down
>Before Ellen collects her clothes and leaves the room, she bends over, her bare ass in full view, and gives your girlfriend a long, sensual kiss on the lips
>“I'll definitely be seeing you again, honey”
>Ellen looks you right in the eye while she swaggers out of your bedroom, leaving you a broken man
Spoiler
Yes, I did just rip this from /tv/.

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The Flood / Re: why do i always miss the drama
« on: October 23, 2014, 09:18:10 PM »
MLP is the best cartoon out currently. Rainbow Dash is the best of the mane 6.

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The Flood / Re: Serious: Why do you guys take PSU seriously?
« on: October 23, 2014, 09:15:35 PM »
I take everyone and everything seriously at all times.

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The Flood / Re: I just got my Credit Card. AMA
« on: October 23, 2014, 09:08:11 PM »
Just a reminder, a stripper's ass is not a proper place to swipe it. Trust me on this.
Like this?
Yep.

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Serious / Re: If You're in Favor of Gay Marriage
« on: October 23, 2014, 08:47:12 PM »
Not saying that I don't agree with you, because I personally don't have a problem with polygamy, but really, wouldn't that be a legal nightmare? How exactly would things like Alimony work if one parter decided to divorce?

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The Flood / Re: >she doesn't want women seen as sex objects
« on: October 23, 2014, 06:02:35 PM »
I wish I were a girl.  I'd love to be objectified.

What's wrong with being an objectified male?
Nothing, it just doesn't happen as often.
You got a fine ass.
Now I know you're lying.
I doubt it, from your pics, you do look cute. I'm sure you have a nice butt as well.
>white
>good booty
Chose one.
Fine ass exists within every race.
Not with guys they don't.
I've seen plenty of guys with fine asses as well.

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The Flood / Re: >she doesn't want women seen as sex objects
« on: October 23, 2014, 06:00:51 PM »
I wish I were a girl.  I'd love to be objectified.

What's wrong with being an objectified male?
Nothing, it just doesn't happen as often.
You got a fine ass.
Now I know you're lying.
I doubt it, from your pics, you do look cute. I'm sure you have a nice butt as well.
>white
>good booty
Chose one.
Fine ass exists within every race.

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The Flood / Re: >she doesn't want women seen as sex objects
« on: October 23, 2014, 05:59:30 PM »
I wish I were a girl.  I'd love to be objectified.

What's wrong with being an objectified male?
Nothing, it just doesn't happen as often.
You got a fine ass.
Now I know you're lying.
I doubt it, from your pics, you do look cute. I'm sure you have a nice butt as well.
>_>
Spoiler
Stop, you make me giggly.
I'm glad I could put a smile on your face, we can save the foreplay for later though  if that is what you want.

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The Flood / Re: >she doesn't want women seen as sex objects
« on: October 23, 2014, 05:47:18 PM »
I wish I were a girl.  I'd love to be objectified.

What's wrong with being an objectified male?
Nothing, it just doesn't happen as often.
You got a fine ass.
Now I know you're lying.
I doubt it, from your pics, you do look cute. I'm sure you have a nice butt as well.

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The Flood / Re: >she doesn't want women seen as sex objects
« on: October 23, 2014, 05:44:53 PM »
I wish I were a girl.  I'd love to be objectified.

What's wrong with being an objectified male?
Nothing, it just doesn't happen as often.
You got a fine ass.

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The Flood / Re: why do i always miss the drama
« on: October 23, 2014, 05:42:07 PM »
The Jewish people are a proud and diverse people from all walks of life and have been unjustly used as a scapegoat throughout history.

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The Flood / Re: >she doesn't want women seen as sex objects
« on: October 23, 2014, 05:39:13 PM »
I wish I were a girl.  I'd love to be objectified.
I'll objectify you.

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The Flood / Re: Upvote thread? Upvote thread
« on: October 23, 2014, 04:53:15 PM »


Ellen <3
You got a decent taste in shota.

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