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The Flood / Re: Fuck me
« on: November 20, 2014, 05:51:33 PM »

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The Flood / Re: can I get a translation please
« on: November 20, 2014, 05:48:38 PM »
Something about tacos and burritos.

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The Flood / Re: Fuck me
« on: November 20, 2014, 05:44:28 PM »
It's only gay if the balls touch and no one says no homo after. So, bend over.

No homo.

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The Flood / Re: Zesty shall be no more
« on: November 20, 2014, 04:27:45 PM »
I'm off to bed now though Dungus, so you'll have to practice being the only dumbass muted by the coolest guy on the Flood elsewhere. Maybe in your Dunghole, hahaha... what even, later
This is what happens when you smoke synthetic weed, kids.
But I'm not like Elegiac.
Don't tell me you smoke that poison.
It was 2-3 years ago back before they made the shit illegal, smoked Mad Hatter in particular. I only did it like 7-8 times. Stopped after some bad experiences.
What the fuck. Why would you smoke that shit? It's like using crack.
Multitude of reasons, depression, experimentation. Really, smoking that stuff was one of the more intense things I ever did. I recall times where I smoked the stuff, laid down on the couch and felt like I was being absorbed within some vibration, another time me and some other people were smoking it while walking down a dirt road, we walked a couple of blocks and it felt like those blocks were stretched out for miles. Shit gives you a massive headache coming down though and that really sucked.

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The Flood / Re: Zesty shall be no more
« on: November 20, 2014, 04:16:11 PM »
I'm off to bed now though Dungus, so you'll have to practice being the only dumbass muted by the coolest guy on the Flood elsewhere. Maybe in your Dunghole, hahaha... what even, later
This is what happens when you smoke synthetic weed, kids.
But I'm not like Elegiac.
Don't tell me you smoke that poison.
It was 2-3 years ago back before they made the shit illegal, smoked Mad Hatter in particular. I only did it like 7-8 times. Stopped after some bad experiences.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone have a Santa voodoo doll?
« on: November 20, 2014, 04:11:57 PM »
You've made a lot of Santa threads lately. Tell me, did the big guy touch you in your naughty area?

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The Flood / Re: Zesty shall be no more
« on: November 20, 2014, 04:10:54 PM »
I'm off to bed now though Dungus, so you'll have to practice being the only dumbass muted by the coolest guy on the Flood elsewhere. Maybe in your Dunghole, hahaha... what even, later
This is what happens when you smoke synthetic weed, kids.
But I'm not like Elegiac.

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The Flood / Re: Since some of you have been constantly bitching
« on: November 20, 2014, 03:37:05 PM »
Post a pic of your kitty
She's got a spicy personality, man. Don't try to spoil the experience.
You ruined it you asshole.

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The Flood / Re: Since some of you have been constantly bitching
« on: November 20, 2014, 03:35:04 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Who Will Be Sep7agon's Official Santa?
« on: November 20, 2014, 03:07:10 PM »
I like small children sitting in my lap and taking pictures of them, so I'm most qualified.

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The Flood / Re: I bet Peter Dinklage is secretly one of Santa's elves.
« on: November 20, 2014, 03:06:17 PM »
Probably, he'll probably also convince Santa to give out copies of Destiny instead of coal as a punishment.

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The Flood / Re: When Santa comes to bring me presents.
« on: November 20, 2014, 02:57:48 PM »
When everyone else is sending him letters telling him what they want for Christmas, I send him a letter asking "Do you even lift?"

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Serious / Re: AMA about my opinions/beliefs
« on: November 20, 2014, 02:12:29 PM »
Are you for or against genetic engineering in humans?
Strongly for.
Good man.

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Serious / Re: AMA about my opinions/beliefs
« on: November 20, 2014, 02:06:20 PM »
Are you for or against genetic engineering in humans?

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The Flood / Re: >tfw no bf
« on: November 20, 2014, 01:56:06 PM »
Whore yourself out on Craigslist.
mmmmmm aids
You're gay, you probably already have them.
i probably got it when my uncle raped my and my dog
Who is My and what type of dog does he have?

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The Flood / Re: >tfw no bf
« on: November 20, 2014, 01:50:51 PM »
Whore yourself out on Craigslist.
mmmmmm aids
You're gay, you probably already have them.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw no bf
« on: November 20, 2014, 01:47:58 PM »
Whore yourself out on Craigslist.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Circle jerk with Byrne being the slut
« on: November 20, 2014, 12:31:16 PM »
Are we raping Zesty in this thread?
I would advise against such actions <.<
Damn you and your disdain of all things haram.

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The Flood / Re: remember when i said i loved you?
« on: November 20, 2014, 12:20:40 PM »
There is a brick with my name on it in fort lauderdale, I encourage you 2 find it.
can you give me a hint on where it is?
It's in Fort Lauderdale.

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The Flood / Re: Where the quality posts at?
« on: November 20, 2014, 12:16:17 PM »

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The Flood / Re: why do all of you faggots have christmas avatars?
« on: November 20, 2014, 11:41:50 AM »
We should go back to the old form of it where we had orgies before the damn Christians used it to say that Christ was born then.

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The Flood / Re: How many of you are pregnant?
« on: November 20, 2014, 08:43:31 AM »
Fuck kids

Isn't that Zenmaster's job?
No it isn't, it's a hobby. If it was a job I would make money from it.

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The Flood / Re: Holy shit the pizza I just had delivered.
« on: November 19, 2014, 10:31:15 PM »
You should have had sex with the pizza man rather than paying for it.

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The Flood / Re: Teh Puma has an Announcement
« on: November 19, 2014, 10:16:35 PM »
I've known this.
Then why isn't he bant?
You can't impersonate a person that isn't a member here.

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The Flood / Re: Teh Puma has an Announcement
« on: November 19, 2014, 10:11:42 PM »
Teh Zenmaster would like you to know your images are derped.

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The Flood / Re: Are you optimistic or pessimistic about humanity's future?
« on: November 19, 2014, 08:05:55 PM »
I have optimism
Spoiler
that we'll soon be diving into war and eventually tearing the world apart.

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The Flood / Re: Porn is bad
« on: November 19, 2014, 01:33:19 PM »
Even pony porn?
No, just live action porn
That's good, I don't want to be doing something bad. Luckily I don't like 3DPD.

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The Flood / Re: Porn is bad
« on: November 19, 2014, 01:31:20 PM »
Even pony porn?

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The Flood / Re: There are two kinds of countries
« on: November 19, 2014, 12:32:25 PM »

:^]
This is a shame, we're losing to Turkey. It's bad enough we already lost our position as the most fat country.

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