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6751
« on: December 02, 2014, 10:28:10 AM »
6752
« on: December 02, 2014, 10:27:54 AM »
54/M/Detroit
6753
« on: December 02, 2014, 10:26:05 AM »
Happy 2000th post.
6754
« on: December 02, 2014, 10:17:42 AM »
"French frying" used to be a synonym for "deep frying", for whatever reason.
My guess is the fact that the only good French person is a deep fried one. Anyhow, thank you for fries my Belgium friend, my cholesterol thanks you.
6755
« on: December 02, 2014, 10:12:39 AM »
Those are chips and fries, you mean.
Thank god. People are sane in Belgium.
The Belgians invented the fries, so of course we know what to call them. Silly bong, being stuck on that rock in the sea isn't doing their sanity much good.
Wait, so what the fuck did the French do?
6756
« on: December 02, 2014, 10:10:14 AM »
Those are chips and fries, you mean.
HA! We got an Belgium on the U.S. side, that means you Britbongs are outnumbered. We win! USA, USA, USA!
6757
« on: December 02, 2014, 10:05:52 AM »
*Freedom Fries
Everything changed when the fire nation, I mean terrorists, attacked.
6758
« on: December 02, 2014, 10:03:56 AM »
Those are French Fries you weirdo.
6759
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:57:40 AM »
I like toast.
I also like toast.
I like toast as well.
We like toast.
we r grut
I am toast.
Can I eat you?
You can have a slice.
Delicious.
Butter me up.
I was thinking about peanut butter and honey though.
Butter helps the other toppings go on smooth.
That is true, I'll add butter.
Just a little.
Of course.
I don't want to be all buttery. Although I will be shortly anyway.
I understand, just enough butter to ease you up some.
Yeah, ease me up.
Once I do, I'm going to spread the peanut butter and honey on you.
Hurry up!!!!!
Sorry, I like to take my time. I'm almost done.
Don't let me get cold.
Sorry baby, you're ready to eat now.
My body is ready.
Slowly places you into my mouth.
6760
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:47:24 AM »
Hey baby.
I love you. We can take this further, if you want.
Just be gentle.
6761
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:46:52 AM »
I like toast too.
We both like toast.
Toast is good.
6762
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:45:58 AM »
I like toast.
I also like toast.
I like toast as well.
We like toast.
we r grut
I am toast.
Can I eat you?
You can have a slice.
Delicious.
Butter me up.
I was thinking about peanut butter and honey though.
Butter helps the other toppings go on smooth.
That is true, I'll add butter.
Just a little.
Of course.
I don't want to be all buttery. Although I will be shortly anyway.
I understand, just enough butter to ease you up some.
Yeah, ease me up.
Once I do, I'm going to spread the peanut butter and honey on you.
Hurry up!!!!!
Sorry, I like to take my time. I'm almost done.
Don't let me get cold.
Sorry baby, you're ready to eat now.
6763
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:45:08 AM »
Hey baby.
6764
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:44:39 AM »
I like toast.
I also like toast.
I like toast as well.
We like toast.
we r grut
I am toast.
Can I eat you?
You can have a slice.
Delicious.
Butter me up.
I was thinking about peanut butter and honey though.
Butter helps the other toppings go on smooth.
That is true, I'll add butter.
Just a little.
Of course.
I don't want to be all buttery. Although I will be shortly anyway.
I understand, just enough butter to ease you up some.
Yeah, ease me up.
Once I do, I'm going to spread the peanut butter and honey on you.
Hurry up!!!!!
Sorry, I like to take my time. I'm almost done.
6765
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:41:26 AM »
I love party butts.
6766
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:39:22 AM »
I like toast too.
6767
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:38:35 AM »
I like toast.
I also like toast.
I like toast as well.
We like toast.
we r grut
I am toast.
Can I eat you?
You can have a slice.
Delicious.
Butter me up.
I was thinking about peanut butter and honey though.
Butter helps the other toppings go on smooth.
That is true, I'll add butter.
Just a little.
Of course.
I don't want to be all buttery. Although I will be shortly anyway.
I understand, just enough butter to ease you up some.
I would also like some butter for my toast.
Here you are.
6768
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:38:10 AM »
I like toast.
I also like toast.
I like toast as well.
We like toast.
we r grut
I am toast.
Can I eat you?
You can have a slice.
Delicious.
Butter me up.
I was thinking about peanut butter and honey though.
Butter helps the other toppings go on smooth.
That is true, I'll add butter.
Just a little.
Of course.
I don't want to be all buttery. Although I will be shortly anyway.
I understand, just enough butter to ease you up some.
Yeah, ease me up.
Once I do, I'm going to spread the peanut butter and honey on you.
6769
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:37:18 AM »
In RC's defense, it is hard to give a good blowjob to someone whose dick is smaller than an infants.
You weren't saying that last night.
Just pillow talk baby, why do you think I wasn't there when you woke up this morning?
You could have at least left me a note or something.
I did, it said you needed to go to the store.
But it didn't say what for.
Sorry about that, pick me up toast and butter.
They sell toast?
Yes, they don't sell toast in Britain?
They sell toasties, but not toast as far as I'm aware.
Must be a cultural thing, us Americans are too lazy to toast our bread so we pay others to do it.
6770
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:34:13 AM »
I like toast.
I also like toast.
I like toast as well.
We like toast.
we r grut
I am toast.
Can I eat you?
You can have a slice.
Delicious.
Butter me up.
I was thinking about peanut butter and honey though.
Butter helps the other toppings go on smooth.
That is true, I'll add butter.
Just a little.
Of course.
I don't want to be all buttery. Although I will be shortly anyway.
I understand, just enough butter to ease you up some.
6771
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:33:11 AM »
In RC's defense, it is hard to give a good blowjob to someone whose dick is smaller than an infants.
You weren't saying that last night.
Just pillow talk baby, why do you think I wasn't there when you woke up this morning?
You could have at least left me a note or something.
I did, it said you needed to go to the store.
But it didn't say what for.
Sorry about that, pick me up toast and butter.
They sell toast?
Yes, they don't sell toast in Britain?
6772
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:31:18 AM »
In RC's defense, it is hard to give a good blowjob to someone whose dick is smaller than an infants.
You weren't saying that last night.
Just pillow talk baby, why do you think I wasn't there when you woke up this morning?
You could have at least left me a note or something.
I did, it said you needed to go to the store.
But it didn't say what for.
Sorry about that, pick me up toast and butter.
6773
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:30:50 AM »
I like toast.
I also like toast.
I like toast as well.
We like toast.
we r grut
I am toast.
Can I eat you?
You can have a slice.
Delicious.
Butter me up.
I was thinking about peanut butter and honey though.
Butter helps the other toppings go on smooth.
That is true, I'll add butter.
Just a little.
Of course.
6774
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:29:18 AM »
I like toast.
I also like toast.
I like toast as well.
We like toast.
we r grut
I am toast.
Can I eat you?
You can have a slice.
Delicious.
Butter me up.
I was thinking about peanut butter and honey though.
Butter helps the other toppings go on smooth.
That is true, I'll add butter.
6775
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:28:42 AM »
In RC's defense, it is hard to give a good blowjob to someone whose dick is smaller than an infants.
You weren't saying that last night.
Just pillow talk baby, why do you think I wasn't there when you woke up this morning?
You could have at least left me a note or something.
I did, it said you needed to go to the store.
6776
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:27:13 AM »
I like toast.
I also like toast.
I like toast as well.
We like toast.
we r grut
I am toast.
Can I eat you?
You can have a slice.
Delicious.
Butter me up.
I was thinking about peanut butter and honey though.
6777
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:26:40 AM »
I like toast.
I also like toast.
I like toast as well.
We like toast.
Toast is great.
I'd have to agree with you there.
I'm glad that you agree with me.
I couldn't imagine myself disagreeing.
Neither could I.
That's why we agree.
That it is.
6778
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:25:52 AM »
I like toast.
I also like toast.
I like toast as well.
We like toast.
we r grut
I am toast.
Can I eat you?
You can have a slice.
Delicious.
6779
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:24:56 AM »
I like toast.
I also like toast.
I like toast as well.
We like toast.
Toast is great.
I'd have to agree with you there.
I'm glad that you agree with me.
I couldn't imagine myself disagreeing.
Neither could I.
6780
« on: December 02, 2014, 09:24:33 AM »
I like toast.
I also like toast.
I like toast as well.
We like toast.
we r grut
I am toast.
Can I eat you?
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