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6331
« on: December 17, 2014, 10:58:03 PM »
I blow a mean piece of brass (dick)
wanna blow my brass baby?
No
why
Because he's busy blowing me.
6332
« on: December 17, 2014, 10:46:06 PM »
I blow a mean piece of brass (dick)
I'll be the judge of that.
6333
« on: December 17, 2014, 10:40:48 PM »
Horseradish.
6334
« on: December 17, 2014, 10:05:04 PM »
> people guessing 69 because I'm a homosexual
I am disappointed but amused.
No, I picked 69 because it's a hot sexual position, not because you're gay.
6335
« on: December 17, 2014, 09:58:53 PM »
69
6336
« on: December 17, 2014, 06:38:48 PM »
Still MLP
Still a horse
Horses and rabbits. Two instant furry boner killers for whatever reason.
rabbits.
What???
Next you'll be telling me you don't like Neko's.
Whaaaat? Catgirls are a weeaboo staple. How could I not like them?
Okay, good. Also, catboys are cuter.
6337
« on: December 17, 2014, 06:31:56 PM »
Still MLP
Still a horse
Horses and rabbits. Two instant furry boner killers for whatever reason.
rabbits.
What??? Next you'll be telling me you don't like Neko's.
6338
« on: December 17, 2014, 06:28:21 PM »
Humanized is the only good thing to come out of that wretched fanbase.
I thought you liked anthro you furfag?
Shit's gotta be bipedal to be anthro, mang.
There's plenty of anthro style on e621.
6339
« on: December 17, 2014, 06:21:48 PM »
Humanized is the only good thing to come out of that wretched fanbase.
I thought you liked anthro you furfag?
6340
« on: December 17, 2014, 06:15:37 PM »
Naru, you should let us reverse tan your cocoa-brown skin by letting us cover you in lots of sex juice.
6341
« on: December 17, 2014, 06:04:02 PM »
For you.
6342
« on: December 17, 2014, 06:00:16 PM »
The porn is hot.
6343
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:50:13 PM »
Why would you go to xbox.com? Xbox.com is better.
6344
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:47:59 PM »
Creationists often deny that we evolved from a common ancestor of ape, so in order to prove them wrong... Spoiler I send them to the ghettos of Detroit.
6345
« on: December 17, 2014, 05:02:11 PM »
A comatose man, a homosexual, a cannibal, and a schizophrenic man are being flown to the hospital and the plane crashes. Due to severe snow storms, they could not locate the crash for two weeks. When they did, they found one person still living. They asked him how he survived all this time and he replied... Spoiler By eating fruits, nuts, and vegetables.
6346
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:57:59 PM »
What kind of sales do gun store owners hate the most? Spoiler Back to school sales.
6347
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:38:10 PM »
How many black people does it take to start a riot?
6348
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:36:10 PM »
You see a person choking to death, what do you do? Spoiler Get your dick out their mouth and start working the back side instead.
6349
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:34:00 PM »
What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? Spoiler A dead baby in 9 trash cans.
6350
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:32:08 PM »
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a lambo? Spoiler I don't have a lambo in my garage. Spoiler BC is the exception here, he has both.
6351
« on: December 17, 2014, 04:06:00 PM »
I'm mad cuz RC called me the forum bicycle.
I can't even ride a bike!
I'll teach you if you want.
6352
« on: December 17, 2014, 03:51:03 PM »
A couple of months ago, I found myself humming this in class.
It was frightening.
Then I remembered no one would know it and kept humming.
At least anyone else who would know the song is another loli lover more than likely.
I'm not a loli lover though >.>
It's just catchy as fuck and fun to annoy Psy with.
*looks at porn folders* Yeah, me neither. *whistles nonchalantly*
6353
« on: December 17, 2014, 03:45:36 PM »
A couple of months ago, I found myself humming this in class.
It was frightening.
Then I remembered no one would know it and kept humming.
At least anyone else who would know the song is another loli lover more than likely.
6354
« on: December 17, 2014, 03:41:03 PM »
Me.
6355
« on: December 17, 2014, 03:38:58 PM »
I CAN'T SEE MY FOREHEAD.
TRY POPPING YOUR EYES OUT
GOD DAMMIT
DOES ANYONE NOT GET THE REFERENCE
NO! PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME!
IT'S FROM SPONGEBOB.
6356
« on: December 17, 2014, 03:33:39 PM »
I CAN'T SEE MY FOREHEAD.
TRY POPPING YOUR EYES OUT
BUT EYES AREN'T REAL.
6357
« on: December 17, 2014, 03:28:03 PM »
I CAN'T SEE MY FOREHEAD.
6358
« on: December 17, 2014, 03:06:44 PM »
6359
« on: December 17, 2014, 03:05:04 PM »
6360
« on: December 17, 2014, 03:04:15 PM »
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