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The Flood / Re: James Franco Assassinated
« on: January 05, 2015, 01:31:48 PM »
I just think it would be somewhat amusing if North Korea actually assassinated someone over a film. Of course the aftermath wouldn't be as funny mind you >.>
Another assassination starting another World War, except this time instead of it being an Archduke, it's some guy who plays roles where he gets stoned.

Exactly.


Considering how information gets forgotten, twisted and distorted with the passage of time...
Imagine the history books on this one, James Franco - Communist Revolutionary, his death sparked WW3 when the USA invaded North Korea and carried on into China because ayy lmao.
Honestly, I have no problem with that. I would love to see statues of him and streets named after him and all of us putting him in the same light as MLK or Gandhi, with all of us revering him as a martyr. That would be cool.

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Blackboard, eh? It's a shit

NoScript goes insane telling me how much stuff is wrong with it. Cross-site scripting is pretty rampant and yet they deny that there's anything wrong. I still has the same security problems after all these years. The company is about as disingenuous as Sony.

It's not like colleges even care.
They really don't. I can't even do my classes on firefox anymore because of this.

"Unable to Connect Securely

Firefox cannot guarantee the safety of your data on [Redacted] because it uses SSLv3, a broken security protocol.
Advanced info: ssl_error_no_cypher_overlap"

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The Flood / Re: James Franco Assassinated
« on: January 05, 2015, 01:25:29 PM »
I just think it would be somewhat amusing if North Korea actually assassinated someone over a film. Of course the aftermath wouldn't be as funny mind you >.>
Another assassination starting another World War, except this time instead of it being an Archduke, it's some guy who plays roles where he gets stoned.

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The Flood / Re: GET HYPE
« on: January 01, 2015, 08:32:38 AM »
Part of me wants him to do a take on Korra, just to see the massive buttflustering that would ensue.
Shamalamadingdong + Korra's ending = Possibly the greatest twist ending ever?

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The Flood / Re: I am Groot
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:28:53 PM »
ITT: Tru hiding his feelings
Don't turn this around. You like boys, You said so.

You're the one getting off on those stories
Come now, don't you two fight, you both were so cute last night.

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The Flood / Re: I'd tear you apart
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:26:30 PM »
You're pretty sweet yourself.

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The Flood / Re: I am Groot
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:24:42 PM »
What... Is going on here...?
Beautiful tales of passionate lovemaking.
FUCKING STUPID ASS WRITING IS WHAT IT IS
Come back to bed bby, it's cold outside still. Let's stay underneath the covers and snuggle together.

Baby, are you a philosopher stone, because I'd sacrifice a million people to have you.


Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!

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Spoiler

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
Are you okay? Or did you hit your head on something again?

I hit my head falling for you ; )

You're worth more then an arm and an leg to me.

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The Flood / Re: I am Groot
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:10:20 PM »
What... Is going on here...?
Beautiful tales of passionate lovemaking.
FUCKING STUPID ASS WRITING IS WHAT IT IS
Come back to bed bby, it's cold outside still. Let's stay underneath the covers and snuggle together.

Baby, are you a philosopher stone, because I'd sacrifice a million people to have you. 

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The Flood / Re: I am Groot
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:05:49 PM »
What... Is going on here...?
Beautiful tales of passionate lovemaking.
FUCKING STUPID ASS WRITING IS WHAT IT IS
Come back to bed bby, it's cold outside still. Let's stay underneath the covers and snuggle together.

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The Flood / Re: I am Groot
« on: December 31, 2014, 08:46:15 AM »
What... Is going on here...?
Beautiful tales of passionate lovemaking.

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The Flood / Re: I am Groot
« on: December 31, 2014, 02:25:12 AM »

Okay, time to start back up.

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As I gaze at the spectacle of two beings joined in union, I become heated by their actions and become envious. I approach the two of them and place my hands upon their bodies. Feeling the beauty of the movements between the two and becoming one with it.

I closely approach Naru's lips, gazing at them and finding myself mesmerized by them. I draw closer to them until they finally reach, interlocking together. The two of us feel each other from the inside, tasting the essences of each other. I draw away from Naru and look at Tru, who has let jealously taken over. I gaze into Tru's eyes, reassuring the fact that you too are welcome in this dance. I draw closer to Tru, letting my hands slide closer downwards and feeling the shakes that have arisen in ecstasy. As I become on with Tru, Naru begins to draw downwards on me.

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I feel Naru's lips drawing downwards on me, caressing my body with care as my mind runs amok with feeling. As the descent becomes lower and lower, I finally feel it  upon my shaft, where Naru's tongue works with care to pleasure everything it touches. I return the favor by taking my hand and sliding it down to Naru's loins, using teasing motions to make Naru's mind go blank with the feelings of prolonged enjoyment.

As the tension rises between the three of us, I decided to continue the passionate feelings. I take sensual massage oil and run it into the skins' of Naru and Tru. Letting this magical lotion go into their pores, where their very bodies will burn with passion much like their hearts.

I then draw my attention to your sensuous feet, where I use my lips and tongue to stimulate the senses there. Allowing the heels of your feet to be kissed the touch it deserves and using my tongue to reach all the nerves surrounding the toes and the places between.

As I look up I see the two of you blushing and your voices shaking in such a beautiful sound. I listen to the cries of these angels and attempt to push the boundaries of these pleasures. I gaze upon your chests and allow for my tongue to perk up your chest, becoming hard with pleasure.

As I see the two of you about to burst with pleasure, I decide that the foreplay is enough and go towards Tru's lower region. As the moment comes when the two of parts come to meet, your legs wrap around me, caressing my body. Naru goes forth to entwine our tongues as Tru's face went ahegao. As Tru's hips move more and more, my heart races, beating faster and faster until the explosive moment. 

As the moment happens, Tru loses all function, body completely lost in pleasure, unable to move. As I gain my second wind, Naru goes forth to press our bodies together, where our hearts were close enough to feel the blood pumping into them. I was completely loss within this feeling of unison and knew that the only thing that was happening to us was we were becoming one. Rhythmic breathing cuts through the fog like a knife and the heat steams up the windows. The feeling rose and rose until it shook the earth.

Then a quietness went through the air.  I looked to the two beauties on each side of me, exhausted. I felt their hands wrapped on me with a grip that says I would never leave you. I lay my mouth upon each ones of yours for one final time and lay my head between the two of yours.
 

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The Flood / Re: We all love Tru
« on: December 31, 2014, 02:18:08 AM »
Night, but I'm almost done writing the story. I guess I'll just post it for you to see in the morning.

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The Flood / Re: I am Groot
« on: December 31, 2014, 01:29:22 AM »

As I gaze at the spectacle of two beings joined in union, I become heated by their actions and become envious. I approach the two of them and place my hands upon their bodies. Feeling the beauty of the movements between the two and becoming one with it.

I closely approach Naru's lips, gazing at them and finding myself mesmerized by them. I draw closer to them until they finally reach, interlocking together. The two of us feel each other from the inside, tasting the essences of each other. I draw away from Naru and look at Tru, who has let jealously taken over. I gaze into Tru's eyes, reassuring the fact that you too are welcome in this dance. I draw closer to Tru, letting my hands slide closer downwards and feeling the shakes that have arisen in ecstasy. As I become on with Tru, Naru begins to draw downwards on me.
This is too good
I feel Naru's lips drawing downwards on me, caressing my body with care as my mind runs amok with feeling. As the descent becomes lower and lower, I finally feel it  upon my shaft, where Naru's tongue works with care to pleasure everything it touches. I return the favor by taking my hand and sliding it down to Naru's loins, using teasing motions to make Naru's mind go blank with the feelings of prolonged enjoyment.
Spoiler
I'm about to smoke so I'll finish this later.
,_,
<3 I'll be back bby.

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The Flood / Re: I am Groot
« on: December 31, 2014, 01:24:12 AM »

As I gaze at the spectacle of two beings joined in union, I become heated by their actions and become envious. I approach the two of them and place my hands upon their bodies. Feeling the beauty of the movements between the two and becoming one with it.

I closely approach Naru's lips, gazing at them and finding myself mesmerized by them. I draw closer to them until they finally reach, interlocking together. The two of us feel each other from the inside, tasting the essences of each other. I draw away from Naru and look at Tru, who has let jealously taken over. I gaze into Tru's eyes, reassuring the fact that you too are welcome in this dance. I draw closer to Tru, letting my hands slide closer downwards and feeling the shakes that have arisen in ecstasy. As I become on with Tru, Naru begins to draw downwards on me.
This is too good
I feel Naru's lips drawing downwards on me, caressing my body with care as my mind runs amok with feeling. As the descent becomes lower and lower, I finally feel it  upon my shaft, where Naru's tongue works with care to pleasure everything it touches. I return the favor by taking my hand and sliding it down to Naru's loins, using teasing motions to make Naru's mind go blank with the feelings of prolonged enjoyment.
Spoiler
I'm about to smoke so I'll finish this later.

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The Flood / Re: I am Groot
« on: December 31, 2014, 01:10:22 AM »

As I gaze at the spectacle of two beings joined in union, I become heated by their actions and become envious. I approach the two of them and place my hands upon their bodies. Feeling the beauty of the movements between the two and becoming one with it.

I closely approach Naru's lips, gazing at them and finding myself mesmerized by them. I draw closer to them until they finally reach, interlocking together. The two of us feel each other from the inside, tasting the essences of each other. I draw away from Naru and look at Tru, who has let jealously taken over. I gaze into Tru's eyes, reassuring the fact that you too are welcome in this dance. I draw closer to Tru, letting my hands slide closer downwards and feeling the shakes that have arisen in ecstasy. As I become one with Tru, Naru begins to draw downwards on me.

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The Flood / Re: I am Groot
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:58:00 AM »
I am Gay
I am Groot

denying it
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Go suck off a loli
dee nnyyyiinnggggg eeetttttt


You're still cute, it's k.
Why thank you. I'd kiss you if I get the chan-

NO STOP
Embrace it. Go for the longing passionate kiss where the two of you will interlock in eternal Ecstasy. Your mind will go blank from the release of hormones from the passion and lust will take over.
Wow.. That kinda turned me on...
The two of you will lock eyes with one another, peering into each others souls. Feeling each others heartbeats become one as the two you synchronize with each other. Your very bodies will move in rhythm with one another as you dance the night away in the heat of passion.
Now if only I could see how Tru writes..
I'm glad you liked it. Would you mind me joining on the next love making session between you two?

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The Flood / Re: I am Groot
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:55:23 AM »
I am Gay
I am Groot

denying it
...

Go suck off a loli
dee nnyyyiinnggggg eeetttttt


You're still cute, it's k.
Why thank you. I'd kiss you if I get the chan-

NO STOP
Embrace it. Go for the longing passionate kiss where the two of you will interlock in eternal Ecstasy. Your mind will go blank from the release of hormones from the passion and lust will take over.
Wow.. That kinda turned me on...
The two of you will lock eyes with one another, peering into each others souls. Feeling each others heartbeats become one as the two you synchronize with each other. Your very bodies will move in rhythm with one another as you dance the night away in the heat of passion.

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The Flood / Re: I am Groot
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:50:40 AM »
I am Gay
I am Groot

denying it
...

Go suck off a loli
dee nnyyyiinnggggg eeetttttt


You're still cute, it's k.
Why thank you. I'd kiss you if I get the chan-

NO STOP
Embrace it. Go for the longing passionate kiss where the two of you will interlock in eternal Ecstasy. Your mind will go blank from the release of hormones from the passion and lust will take over.

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The Flood / Re: I am Groot
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:48:16 AM »

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The Flood / Re: I am Groot
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:46:47 AM »
I am Gay
I am Groot

denying it
You know, considering how Groot's vines/branches work. I could totally see him using them in place of tentacles for a hentai. That would be hot.

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The Flood / Re: I am Groot
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:42:19 AM »
Reported for impersonating me.
I am Groot

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The Flood / Re: I am Groot
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:37:32 AM »
I am Groot

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The Flood / Re: I hit 8K posts AMA
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:35:44 AM »
You first have to orally pleasure RC.

Nah, that's your job  8)
Not this week. I was already his cumdumpster last week, this week is yours.

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The Flood / Re: what does ryle mean
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:18:43 AM »
Really
Yiffing
Loving
Ewok

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The Flood / Re: Things nobody has said ever
« on: December 30, 2014, 11:52:03 PM »
Dark Souls is a worse game then Mass Effect and Fallout.

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The Flood / Re: Things nobody has said ever
« on: December 30, 2014, 11:46:43 PM »
GOTG would have been better if Starlord died and the rest of them save the day.

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