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5821
« on: January 09, 2015, 01:49:31 AM »
You're a big guy.
5822
« on: January 09, 2015, 01:47:52 AM »
Does either of them have a penis?
I feel like one of them needs a cock.
Holy shit, I agree with Icy for once. Can I have a dumb, inexperienced, narrow-minded, boring, but good looking young woman with a cock?
5823
« on: January 09, 2015, 12:43:14 AM »
5824
« on: January 09, 2015, 12:07:38 AM »
Loaf was one of the best members of Bnet. I miss him.
5825
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:25:50 PM »
I'm just sad I won't be able to rp fuck your mouth again now.
5826
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:23:51 PM »
You shaved slash
You could shave my pubes if you want?
Sounds fun
I knew you'd love it
hey when did you become a big guy
for you
what's the next step in your master ruseman plan?
I'm going to crash this thread....
With no survivors
Now is not the time for a spiderman thread, that comes later.
5827
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:21:24 PM »
we really need to get grandpa over here
>implying grandpa isn't a quality member
Worse than dustbin
Could you imagine what the Serious board would look like?
Yes. Let's go get him.
And Engrapadora.
At least I'd have someone to join me in posting clop in anarchy then.
5828
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:16:48 PM »
Yeaaaah uhm, sorry I've been rather busy <.<
Things seem to have gotten a bit confusing itt. We have a nameplate ready too, courtesy of Tru (idea) and Byrne (Creation) but I might have to put this on hold a little/kill off the AFKers etc.
Kill them off already.
If anyone can make a rough list of the Afkers that would be immensely helpful because I'm stuck on my laptop atm <.<
Everyone.
Nobody wins my pride and success.
Except me
And me, right?
5829
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:16:17 PM »
Zen where are we? I wasn't paying much attention until now.
We're both back at base.
5830
« on: January 08, 2015, 07:50:39 PM »
Oh I see
The staff "isn't sure" if they're editing out the cheerios story yet I instantly get warned and edited for it
Interesting....
They knew you wouldn't fly so good.
5831
« on: January 08, 2015, 07:47:17 PM »
TLDR version of what happened.
>Run away from Rocketman/TBlocks
>Shoot Tblocks with Arrow
>Waifu Master burned forest down
>I use the cover to grab snake venom I had at the base
>Shoot Rocketman with poison arrows
>I make deal for Naru in exchange for antivenom
>Everyone got on the floor
>Did the dinosaur
5832
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:56:15 PM »
*takes cover with TBlocks behind a tree*
We aren't going to talk. We've got Naru, and we're a group.
You are alone, and things will remain that way!
*helps TBlocks walk back to camp. Stays out of Zen's view by walking in line with the cover they hid behind*
*renders first aid*
You see the thing is, first aid won't help.
The arrows were laced with snake poison. I had to use the last of it on you unfortunately.
I also have an antivenom made, I made it in case one of us accidentally got poisoned with it.
Only I know where the antivenom is.
I'll make a deal with you, Naru's life for yours.
You only have one hour for the antivenom to still work, and another to die.
What's your choice?
How bad of a poison are we talking here?
You'll become sick within 20 minutes, and unable to move after one hour, and you'll be dead in two hours.
One condition: You bring us the anti-venom.
THEN we trade Naru.
Fine, but we switch at the same time, and you allow Naru hold his weapon in defense and you can hold yours in defense as well. I know you don't trust me, and I don't trust you either. Let's make sure there is no funny business in this deal.
Very well. If you don't return in time, Icy will kill Naru.
The clock is ticking for everyone here.
(going AFK for a few hours)
Let's just say we switched now. (I got schoolwork to do anyhow). *I give Rocketman the antivenom* *I grab Naru and we run off to the safety of our base* (going AFK now as well)
5833
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:52:23 PM »
*takes cover with TBlocks behind a tree*
We aren't going to talk. We've got Naru, and we're a group.
You are alone, and things will remain that way!
*helps TBlocks walk back to camp. Stays out of Zen's view by walking in line with the cover they hid behind*
*renders first aid*
You see the thing is, first aid won't help.
The arrows were laced with snake poison. I had to use the last of it on you unfortunately.
I also have an antivenom made, I made it in case one of us accidentally got poisoned with it.
Only I know where the antivenom is.
I'll make a deal with you, Naru's life for yours.
You only have one hour for the antivenom to still work, and another to die.
What's your choice?
How bad of a poison are we talking here?
You'll become sick within 20 minutes, and unable to move after one hour, and you'll be dead in two hours.
One condition: You bring us the anti-venom.
THEN we trade Naru.
Fine, but we switch at the same time, and you allow Naru hold his weapon in defense and you can hold yours in defense as well. I know you don't trust me, and I don't trust you either. Let's make sure there is no funny business in this deal.
5834
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:48:21 PM »
*takes cover with TBlocks behind a tree*
We aren't going to talk. We've got Naru, and we're a group.
You are alone, and things will remain that way!
*helps TBlocks walk back to camp. Stays out of Zen's view by walking in line with the cover they hid behind*
*renders first aid*
You see the thing is, first aid won't help.
The arrows were laced with snake poison. I had to use the last of it on you unfortunately.
I also have an antivenom made, I made it in case one of us accidentally got poisoned with it.
Only I know where the antivenom is.
I'll make a deal with you, Naru's life for yours.
You only have one hour for the antivenom to still work, and another to die.
What's your choice?
How bad of a poison are we talking here?
You'll become sick within 20 minutes, and unable to move after one hour, and you'll be dead in two hours.
5835
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:42:25 PM »
*takes cover with TBlocks behind a tree*
We aren't going to talk. We've got Naru, and we're a group.
You are alone, and things will remain that way!
*helps TBlocks walk back to camp. Stays out of Zen's view by walking in line with the cover they hid behind*
*renders first aid*
You see the thing is, first aid won't help. The arrows were laced with snake poison. I had to use the last of it on you unfortunately. I also have an antivenom made, I made it in case one of us accidentally got poisoned with it. Only I know where the antivenom is. I'll make a deal with you, Naru's life for yours. You only have one hour for the antivenom to still work, and another to die. What's your choice?
5836
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:33:46 PM »
Hey Tblocks, Rocketman, I'm over here.
*I call out as I run through the smoke*
>___________________>
This fire is too dangerous. Let's regroup with Icy.
We've got Naru, that's one less person to fight.
Chicken! You should be wearing RC's avatar.
At least I was able to get a hit with my bow on Tblocks. I'll be back to finish the job.
*goes to my base and grabs something from my base and works around the fire to get back*
*Half of the woods are gone, replaced with scorched earth*
*I hide in the remaining part*
*watches the flank as he helps TBlocks back to camp*
*renders first aid and gets water*
Looks like you'll be immobile for a little while. We'll let Icy decide what to do with Naru.
In the meantime, rest. and well keep watch.
Edit: wow, I forgot to hit post -____________-
Above post of mine still applies, I shot you with non-lethal area hits and then wish to talk to you with you holding a weapon to me.
5837
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:27:47 PM »
*I make a gutsy move and shoot my arrows at Rocketman from close range hitting him in non-lethal areas* *I look at Rocketman and Tblocks as they hold weapons towards me* Hey, can we talk?
5838
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:18:18 PM »
Hey Tblocks, Rocketman, I'm over here.
*I call out as I run through the smoke*
>___________________>
This fire is too dangerous. Let's regroup with Icy.
We've got Naru, that's one less person to fight.
Chicken! You should be wearing RC's avatar. At least I was able to get a hit with my bow on Tblocks. I'll be back to finish the job. *goes to my base and grabs something from my base and works around the fire to get back* *Half of the woods are gone, replaced with scorched earth* *I hide in the remaining part*
5839
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:09:04 PM »
Hey Tblocks, Rocketman, I'm over here. *I call out as I run through the smoke*
5840
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:07:27 PM »
*Zen chokes on smoke*
Oh please, I'm the last type of person to choke on smoke.
5841
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:05:18 PM »
*I position myself in the deep parts of the woods surrounding you with my bow and arrow in hand as well as my axe and a surprise weapon*
Hey Rocketman, can you hear me? I'm going to kill you all. You're a fool if you don't find me.
*I call out*
*Listens to where Zen is*
*Picks up sack full of rocks and begins hurtling them one by one into the brush*
*Moves back*
None of the rocks were close to hitting me sorry. *Continues uses the smoke and woods to move about*
5842
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:03:54 PM »
Woah Ok
I'm back.
*Continues to sharpen stick*
*With Tblocks distracted I take a shot with my bow and hit him in the back with an arrow* *My position is given away with the shot as well*
5843
« on: January 08, 2015, 03:01:47 PM »
*I position myself in the deep parts of the woods surrounding you with my bow and arrow in hand as well as my axe and a surprise weapon* Hey Rocketman, can you hear me? I'm going to kill you all. You're a fool if you don't find me. *I call out*
5844
« on: January 08, 2015, 02:56:44 PM »
*I taunt Rocketman on as I flee from him*
*Tblocks, not being on right now, does not seem to pursue me*
You better hurry before I get to my base.
*decides against giving chase, and regroups with Icy and TBlocks*
Chicken. Bawk bawk. * I use the smoke created from Waifu Master's monument to break your line of site*
5845
« on: January 08, 2015, 02:47:26 PM »
*I taunt Rocketman on as I flee from him* *Tblocks, not being on right now, does not seem to pursue me* You better hurry before I get to my base.
5846
« on: January 08, 2015, 02:35:07 PM »
I'll be back to save you Naru, I got a plan.
*starts to sprint back to base with Tblocks and Rocketman chasing me*
5847
« on: January 08, 2015, 02:04:42 PM »
5848
« on: January 08, 2015, 01:11:00 PM »
If you didn't finish your coffee pot before it started to get stale and don't want to waste it, take a little bit of salt, put it in the filter, add some water to the old coffee, and re-run it all.
Or you could just be a man and drink all your fucking coffee.
Fuck man, I usually drink a whole pot a day, besides I usually like my coffee completely fresh tasting, so I'll usually do it after 3 hours and finish it.
5849
« on: January 08, 2015, 01:04:26 PM »
If you didn't finish your coffee pot before it started to get stale and don't want to waste it, take a little bit of salt, put it in the filter, add some water to the old coffee, and re-run it all.
5850
« on: January 08, 2015, 12:50:53 PM »
a horny male anthro cat
I neuter that.
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