Prove to me that Albanians aren't just crypto-turks?

same user

People who quote family guy too much

Itt: 90% are Pussies who talk shit on Roman despite their life being significantly worse than his. Stay mad teenage virgins.

Pretty sure any of the virgins here would be able to pork the porks that Roman bangs. I just know I'd rather stick my dick in a human rather than cow for my first time.

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on May 31, 2016, 04:31:38 AM

Quote from: XSEAN on May 30, 2016, 08:54:22 PM

Osama bin laden

Stop him from planning 9/11

You're killing the wrong man then.

oh look at one of those stupid conspirators who sang America did 9/11

OK Mister chemists what happens when about a 20-ton aircraft traveling at 636 kilometers an hour that's about 300 more miles an hour runs into a side of a building. They don't they don't build buildings to be to be resisting against airplanes. Keep in mind that this airplane was full of jet fuel oil hydraulic fluid and a bunch more flammable materials.

jet fuel can't melt steel beams

I sleep every night because it is trendy, but I don't actually rest. Resting is sincerity and honesty, it's a thing that grounds us to the core of being human and refreshes the senses, which obscure minds have ruled out as "completely and totally bullshit". And so, even if my eyes are squeezed shut and my chest heaves gently with the rolling march of involuntary function, I am not at rest. I am simply in a stage of incoherence. Every morning I wake up and drink water, and I smile while doing so, as the central idea of drinking water is done to alleviate a sincere bodily need: thirst. I do so out of artistic and authorial humor. The idea of thirst is is not so much manufactured as it is something to be overcome through the power of irony. My day progresses in this fashion, while I contemplate how tomorrow I can further overcome my own sense of irony and the profound lack of genuine interests in my own life.

LIME

YOU SAW NOTHING!

Quote from: Verbatim on May 30, 2016, 11:19:27 PM

Nature's method of cozening the human race into reproduction.

Also explain gay couples.

And love for family memebers (just dont take the south of the US into account)

with gays it's believed that with each subsequent male birth, the female body creates a prenatal hormone due to the womb believing that the male body is a foreign substance. The hormone doesn't harm the child but may have an effect on the child's sexuality, which is why homosexuality is more prevalent among younger brothers. May be nature's way of curbing overpopulation if I that's the case.

*hugs*

Hope it comes back up soon.

Sure I would.

I'd go kill Hitler.

Same, Hitler did make quite a few bad choices which left to the Nazi's losing. Killing him before he came into power might mean living in a world where they won, which my non-existence is worth.

Can I jerk you off while you read it?

Sleeping long hours sucks
You can't do stuff when you're asleep

Doesn't matter to people like me who do nothing with their life

Sometimes I can't sleep at night because of soul crushing loneliness because >tfw no qt 3.14 gf that's actually a bf to have lay on top of my chest



Holy fuck that was gay.

iktf

Quote from: Zen on May 30, 2016, 04:33:37 AM

You're Mexican.

Don't remind me.

sorry

me irl

You forgot about "does this rag smell like chloroform?"