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5461
« on: January 18, 2015, 06:41:27 PM »
Go to /g/ and make this thread there please. I want to see the reaction.
I'm not sure what that is.
You new to the internet dude?
5462
« on: January 18, 2015, 06:37:38 PM »
Go to /g/ and make this thread there please. I want to see the reaction.
5463
« on: January 18, 2015, 06:30:29 PM »
You're obsessed. Not sure why some people take this site so seriously.
You should change your name to Cuntnator.
5464
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:58:29 PM »
I slowly take my time as I use my tongue to stimulate the tip of your shaft, watching you blush as I do it. I caress it with my lips, slowly letting it go farther and farther down my throat as I stroke your balls. I close my eyes and force myself to deepthroat it as much as possible, sucking on it, feeling your pre-cum mix with my saliva. I continue to suck more and more until you final hit your limit, finally exploding down my throat, filling me with your sweet milk.
Damn you're hot
Here's your prize
Thanks bby, sucking your cock was a prize in of itself though.
5465
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:57:30 PM »
Do I...
A: Write a detailed, five paragraph erotic story about sucking the OPs cock
B: Copypasta some crappy erotica off some backwater wesbsite
C: Watch Chinese cartoons instead
Write it, I'll be sure to read and jack off to it.
5466
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:53:22 PM »
I slowly take my time as I use my tongue to stimulate the tip of your shaft, watching you blush as I do it. I caress it with my lips, slowly letting it go farther and farther down my throat as I stroke your balls. I close my eyes and force myself to deepthroat it as much as possible, sucking on it, feeling your pre-cum mix with my saliva. I continue to suck more and more until you final hit your limit, finally exploding down my throat, filling me with your sweet milk.
5467
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:46:26 PM »
Loaf has great taste in guys though, not sure why you're hating.
5468
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:33:51 PM »
It's been like 2 years, who even cares. Guess it's still tasty bait for the OldFomans, you should see what I've done to #Offtopic.
*sips tea*
In conclusion though son, calm ya knackers.
kek, bby I ain't mad, I just like being an asshole to autists, get something original at least bro.
5469
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:23:18 PM »
(also to add meaning to this, how do you remove (or block) certain avatars from being viewed?
By stop being a pussy.
Some people just can't help it...
I guess it should be expected from someone who attention whores using a gimmick someone from B.old used that they got from somewhere else.
What a tremendous faggot.
-yorkie
I agree. jacal
5470
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:20:43 PM »
(also to add meaning to this, how do you remove (or block) certain avatars from being viewed?
By stop being a pussy.
Some people just can't help it...
I guess it should be expected from someone who attention whores using a gimmick someone from B.old used that they got from somewhere else.
5471
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:17:53 PM »
(also to add meaning to this, how do you remove (or block) certain avatars from being viewed?
By stop being a pussy.
5472
« on: January 18, 2015, 04:06:25 PM »
*sips tea*
*Sips Maple Syrup*
I hope you two drown.
5473
« on: January 18, 2015, 03:21:26 PM »
I'm a faggot for you.
5474
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:57:40 PM »
5475
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:23:46 PM »
I feel Zen lurking in the distance.
Ssh...
5476
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:22:34 PM »
5477
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:17:10 PM »
Why do you think crows feet are hot?
Because I find older, experienced women hot.
So experience is the defining factor? Let's say there were two women in front of you, one 15 years old and has sex many times and is more knowledgeable then most sexaholics in their 40's and you have a 40 year old that has been a virgin their whole life. Both are willing to have sex with you and there is no repercussions, who would you choose?
5478
« on: January 18, 2015, 02:13:00 PM »
okie dokie
5479
« on: January 18, 2015, 01:20:23 PM »
Please give me one legitimate reason why you should be able to judge a show before you've even watched it?
You could end up like me.
5480
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:50:32 PM »
do what makes you happy.
What if little kids make me happy? Can I do them?
no because no kid will consent to having sex with you.
That's why you got to adopt them when they're young and teach them to enjoy sex. Then you have a cute willing loli or shota who loves daddy very much.
no because it's not within the law
Laws are arbitrary.
doesn't mean they're incorrect
But being a law doesn't mean they're correct.
in this case it is
The world would be better with an universal age of consent of 13 though.
5481
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:49:24 PM »
Alright, changed it to be more fair. I consider Hispanic white, by the way.
<3 you bby
5482
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:47:56 PM »
But then I'd be gone, you love me right?
are you a nigger
Nah, a spic.
5483
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:46:07 PM »
But then I'd be gone, you love me right?
5484
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:40:17 PM »
do what makes you happy.
What if little kids make me happy? Can I do them?
No Zen, You can't.
It's only sexual assault of a minor if they catch you.
It's also only murder if they find the body.
And don't forget that it's harder to pin you for kidnapping if you don't abduct someone from around where you live.
I assume the blushing means you want me to kidnap you.
pssst
You watch your tongue
Yeah i should, Spoiler otherwise it might slip between those legs
lets not >.>
this the public after all <.<
Oh come on, you aren't saying exhibitionism doesn't get you off?
5485
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:32:50 PM »
do what makes you happy.
What if little kids make me happy? Can I do them?
No Zen, You can't.
It's only sexual assault of a minor if they catch you.
It's also only murder if they find the body.
And don't forget that it's harder to pin you for kidnapping if you don't abduct someone from around where you live.
I assume the blushing means you want me to kidnap you.
pssst
You watch your tongue
Yeah i should, Spoiler otherwise it might slip between those legs
I like where this is going.
5486
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:31:02 PM »
do what makes you happy.
What if little kids make me happy? Can I do them?
no because no kid will consent to having sex with you.
That's why you got to adopt them when they're young and teach them to enjoy sex. Then you have a cute willing loli or shota who loves daddy very much.
5487
« on: January 18, 2015, 12:02:42 PM »
do what makes you happy.
What if little kids make me happy? Can I do them?
5488
« on: January 18, 2015, 11:35:18 AM »
I think I stopped caring about trying to define my sexuality four or five years ago.
Same, if I find something hot, it's hot.
5489
« on: January 18, 2015, 11:28:14 AM »
Just post even if you normally wouldn't.
Like a post and be all like "HAHA YEAH I AM IN AGREEMENT AS WELL"
Damn, I have to agree.
you know what, you're right
For once.
I love that shiver of modbias crawling up my spine. Makes me know that someone's gonna get it soon.
Whatever. I'll just go back to enjoying my fries properly drenched in vinegar.
salt and vinegar master race
You people disgust me.
Now that is something I can approve of.
HAHA NO I AM IN DISAGREEMENT WITH YOU >putting mayo on fries >not growing your own spices and making seasoning for you fries
5490
« on: January 18, 2015, 11:12:04 AM »
Why can't I be the one holding the leash?
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