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The Flood / Re: How often do you smoke?
« on: January 27, 2015, 10:46:41 PM »
Been a month and a half since I last touched weed. I smoked a cig a few days ago for the first time in two months, that's a rarity for me to do as well.

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The Flood / Re: What? I forgot what the ad is talking about...
« on: January 27, 2015, 10:37:59 PM »
You didn't forget about our date tonight, did you?
What's a date?
It's something you do where at the end of it you have sex with the person.
So like a-

What are we talking about again?
Nevermind, just come lay with me in bed.
I forgot how to walk.
I'll carry you bby.

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The Flood / Re: What? I forgot what the ad is talking about...
« on: January 27, 2015, 10:33:12 PM »
You didn't forget about our date tonight, did you?
What's a date?
It's something you do where at the end of it you have sex with the person.
So like a-

What are we talking about again?
Nevermind, just come lay with me in bed.

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The Flood / Re: What? I forgot what the ad is talking about...
« on: January 27, 2015, 10:29:47 PM »
You didn't forget about our date tonight, did you?
What's a date?
It's something you do where at the end of it you have sex with the person.

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The Flood / Re: What's your weakness when it comes to men/women
« on: January 27, 2015, 10:23:17 PM »
Body hugging turtlenecks sweaters. Preferably in black.
my fukin nigga

this too
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: What's your weakness when it comes to men/women
« on: January 27, 2015, 10:19:08 PM »
When a girl with practically no chest has the confidence to wear low cut tops that draw attention to that fact I nearly faint.

You and Zen and your small chests
He and Oss are the only ones who understand me here...
One can only hope one day we shall find a beautiful girl or guy who looks incredibly young, flat chested, and extremely feminine and submissive.
>tfw I graduated with one and let her walk away

Life is cruel.

Win her over through fedora tipping
But I can't steal a woman from a fellow fedora.
I must do the gentleman thing and concede defeat in public while sobbing uncontrollably and drinking myself to death in bed.

But Das, you must challenge him to a duel of Rapiers and Bucklers!

Or even better, best him in a battle of wits and win your fair lady over through chivalry
I have given up the rapier though, ever since my fellow fedorian Arky took his life with his own blade.
RIP in peace Arky

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The Flood / Re: What's your weakness when it comes to men/women
« on: January 27, 2015, 10:03:07 PM »
When a girl with practically no chest has the confidence to wear low cut tops that draw attention to that fact I nearly faint.

You and Zen and your small chests
He and Oss are the only ones who understand me here...
One can only hope one day we shall find a beautiful girl or guy who looks incredibly young, flat chested, and extremely feminine and submissive. 

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The Flood / Re: What? I forgot what the ad is talking about...
« on: January 27, 2015, 09:54:49 PM »
You didn't forget about our date tonight, did you?

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The Flood / Re: What's your weakness when it comes to men/women
« on: January 27, 2015, 09:52:04 PM »
Petite slim figure and flat chest. Eh, basically see my avatar for an answer.

Why flat. I never understood that
The smaller the chest, the closer to their heart you can be.

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The Flood / Re: What's your weakness when it comes to men/women
« on: January 27, 2015, 09:48:42 PM »
Petite slim figure and flat chest. Eh, basically see my avatar for an answer.

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The Flood / Re: Definitely NOT an RP thread
« on: January 27, 2015, 09:22:30 PM »
Zen woke up this morning in a very good mood. He quickly reach towards his phone where he began to text someone to make plans later this night. He knew he had to get all freshened up for what will come later.

Zen makes his way to the bathroom to shower, turning the heat up and allowing the place to get steamy. He closes his eyes as he lets the relaxing water take him away. Being such a mischievous and hopeless romantic of a boy, he begins to think about his date tonight. Another cute guy from his math class. He was a bit shy towards him at first but the two of them hit it off quite quickly.

As the water runs down his body, he can't help but to be enticed by the thought of him. As he lathered his body with soap in preparation, he could not but help to think that it was his partner's hand that was stimulating his pores.

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The Flood / Re: i'm the smartest person here
« on: January 27, 2015, 09:01:12 PM »
the stuff i think about day in and day out, you would never even dream of.
Sorry, but I'm also always thinking of cocks as well.

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The Flood / Re: the ultimate swastika
« on: January 27, 2015, 08:56:21 PM »
Would support the creation of kaleidoscopes for kids like this.

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The Flood / Re: Flood, I need your help <.<
« on: January 27, 2015, 08:38:59 PM »
Talk about what sick twisted psychological experiments you would pull if given the chance? What would be your own personal "Pit of Despair?"

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The Flood / Re: Flood, I need your help <.<
« on: January 27, 2015, 08:30:08 PM »
Talk about the noises little girls make when they fall on a bed.

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The Flood / Re: Is this against the rules?
« on: January 27, 2015, 08:24:39 PM »
Liking some of the most shitty Pixar movies should be against the rules.

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The Flood / Re: Let's make a bedtime story for Tru ITT
« on: January 27, 2015, 08:18:06 PM »
It's called the tsun barnacle. Once there was an tsun barnacle. He was so tsun that everyone died. The end.

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The Flood / Re: Petition to Open Anarchy Early
« on: January 27, 2015, 08:14:55 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Petition to Open Anarchy Early
« on: January 27, 2015, 08:06:06 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Petition to Open Anarchy Early
« on: January 27, 2015, 08:00:18 PM »
You're leaving?

Apparently the previous 400 mentions didn't come through to all

> Moving to Florida
> Working at Disney for six months (At a minimum, 11 at a max)
> 40-50 hour weeks
> Exploring the area and enjoying time off
> Less Icy on forums
wait, when are you getting to orlando?
I see where this is going and I like it.

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The Flood / Re: Petition to Open Anarchy Early
« on: January 27, 2015, 07:48:54 PM »
Let's make it the whole week this time.

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The Flood / Re: They're Watching Me
« on: January 27, 2015, 07:22:27 PM »
I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME

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I guess this is the time I should come clean as well, I'm actually a cute 11 year old boy who likes crossdressing and being dominated.
oh
Yes, I hope you can accept me for it. Also, feel free to put me on a leash.

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I guess this is the time I should come clean as well, I'm actually a cute 11 year old boy who likes crossdressing and being dominated.

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The Flood / Re: Real American Heroes Thread
« on: January 27, 2015, 02:43:06 PM »
bump for patriotism
Do elites like MURICA?
America isn't a country, it's a special feeling deep down in you tender young elementary age special parts.
I'm getting a strong reading of "ZEN and DAS" off of you.
Might want to get that checked out.
That just means his mind is working correctly though.

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The Flood / Re: How do I become a mod?
« on: January 27, 2015, 02:20:06 PM »
It's not about how much dick you suck, it's about how well you do it. You gotta put passion in it. They got be able to look down at you while you're sucking and you have to be able to look back up with the cutest eyes possible. It works every time.

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The Flood / Re: Trusday thread
« on: January 27, 2015, 02:15:07 PM »
Hurray for Trusday. I'm good, coffee plus working on growing some of the best peppers ever, finally time to start them up since it's almost February.

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The Flood / Re: Sangheilism is spreading...
« on: January 27, 2015, 02:05:39 PM »

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