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The Flood / Re: Jesus fucking Christ...
« on: February 04, 2015, 01:02:53 AM »
I recently bs'd a five page paper in 2 and a half hours, submitted it with less than ten minutes left. Still got a 92 on it.
I usually end up with low Bs or a high C when I bullshit essays.
It was a fairly easy paper anyhow, didn't even require works cited.

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The Flood / Re: Jesus fucking Christ...
« on: February 04, 2015, 12:59:25 AM »
I recently bs'd a five page paper in 2 and a half hours, submitted it with less than ten minutes left. Still got a 92 on it.

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The Flood / Re: Why is this forum called the Flood?
« on: February 03, 2015, 09:39:47 PM »
Personally, I think we should call this place /b/ Lite.
How about wanna/b/e?

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The Flood / Re: Why is this forum called the Flood?
« on: February 03, 2015, 09:36:30 PM »
Personally, I think we should call this place /b/ Lite.

5045
The Flood / Re: >be me
« on: February 03, 2015, 09:11:24 PM »
>fapping to mom/son incest audio porn
Let us help you, Jim. You have a problem.
At least I don't fap to 14 year old girls
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It is a bad thing
You're right, 14 is too old.

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The Flood / Re: OH YEAH FUCK THAT BOY PUSSY
« on: February 03, 2015, 08:46:59 PM »
Aw, I missed it.  :(
Life is cruel.
OP should PM us it.
But OP is too jewish to do that for free.
True, we should spam him with questions about Battletoads then.

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The Flood / Re: OH YEAH FUCK THAT BOY PUSSY
« on: February 03, 2015, 08:44:05 PM »

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The Flood / Re: OH YEAH FUCK THAT BOY PUSSY
« on: February 03, 2015, 08:40:13 PM »
Aw, I missed it.  :(

5049
The Flood / Re: God tier music thread
« on: February 03, 2015, 07:00:16 PM »
YouTube
.

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The Flood / Re: Humanity should consider ______ more
« on: February 03, 2015, 05:52:09 PM »
This
Genetic engineering of domestic catgirls for human ownership.
but add in catboys as well.

and this
Hallucinogenic drugs
Then we'd have a perfect world.

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The Flood / Re: omg
« on: February 03, 2015, 03:15:27 PM »
And people are usually Mythic by that many posts. Everyone, point and laugh at RC.
But what about me?
Most people seem to get it by devil quads, so if you don't get it by then you should feel bad.

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The Flood / Re: omg
« on: February 03, 2015, 02:56:46 PM »
And people are usually Mythic by that many posts. Everyone, point and laugh at RC.
they hate me because i like penis a little too much, and i dont understand why they dont hate you
Because I like cute penis, not manly penis.

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The Flood / Re: 10 posts to go until I am UNSTOPABLE
« on: February 03, 2015, 02:55:43 PM »
inb41777

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The Flood / Re: omg
« on: February 03, 2015, 02:54:52 PM »
And people are usually Mythic by that many posts. Everyone, point and laugh at RC.

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The Flood / Re: If you can't afford to have a kid, stop having kids
« on: February 03, 2015, 02:30:24 PM »
My mute list is awesome. New people added everyday.
Only pussy faggots mute
LOL What's your avatar.
Tim Roth in Four Rooms.
"There's this scary Mexican gangster dude poking his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me. There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead whore stuck in the springs of the bed. There's rooms blazing afire. There's a big fat needle from God knows where, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what. And finally there's me, walking out the door, right fucking now. Buenas noches."

God, that one was the best out of all the rooms.

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The Flood / Re: If you can't afford to have a kid, stop having kids
« on: February 03, 2015, 02:25:52 PM »

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The Flood / Re: every 90s commercial ever
« on: February 03, 2015, 02:05:46 PM »
Damn Liquid Slam must have had GC-161 in it.

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The Flood / Re: If you can't afford to have a kid, stop having kids
« on: February 03, 2015, 12:45:27 PM »
this is why welfare shouldn't be a thing
And why abortion needs to be a thing.
Abortion won't stop people like her from having kids though, unless you're talking about forced abortion. Can we just go the extra step and sterilize stupid people?

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The Flood / Re: If you can't afford to have a kid, stop having kids
« on: February 03, 2015, 12:31:33 PM »
Quote
My first little girl was born neurologically brain dead.
Quote
years of trying and having a few miscarriages
Quote
I had a subchorionic hematoma between the baby and my uterus
Seriously? Who in their right mind would continue trying to have a kid?

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The Flood / Re: People need to respect me
« on: February 03, 2015, 12:11:20 PM »
R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to me.

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The Flood / Re: Calling all Mexicans
« on: February 03, 2015, 12:02:59 PM »
Really, the only thing Mexican I eat is shit like tortilla breakfast sandwiches, I can't stand when the family makes things like Menudo, the smell takes over the whole house.
Spoiler
I know, I'm a disgrace to my race.
Ew you're mexican
Only half.

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The Flood / Re: Calling all Mexicans
« on: February 03, 2015, 11:52:08 AM »
Really, the only thing Mexican I eat is shit like tortilla breakfast sandwiches, I can't stand when the family makes things like Menudo, the smell takes over the whole house.
Spoiler
I know, I'm a disgrace to my race.

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The Flood / Re: Did you know...
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:07:36 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Did you know...
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:05:21 PM »
So this is what it feels like to finally be a part of something important...
It's a great feeling isn't it? We've made Marky Mark proud.

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The Flood / Did you know...
« on: February 02, 2015, 10:57:05 PM »
that if you look up Vietnam fucking shits on google images, you'll find a thread from here right near the top? We made it big people.

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The Flood / Re: Hey DAS, guess what next Tuesday is.
« on: February 02, 2015, 08:19:08 PM »

mfw I see your avatar

Also, Chloe was hotter when she was younger in movies like Let Me In, it's a shame that she's going into adulthood now.

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The Flood / Re: Valentine's Day on Sep7agon
« on: February 02, 2015, 03:25:54 PM »
I'll probably just flirt with people here.

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The Flood / Re: Welp, anarchy is over.
« on: February 02, 2015, 12:02:16 AM »
I'm bored now.

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The Flood / Re: Now that Anarchy has started.
« on: January 30, 2015, 12:59:48 PM »
Only a few hours and I'm already being shipped.



Well Psy and I are being shipped.

At least you're not stuck with a prude. Cracking Psy is going to be harder than infiltrating Fort Knox.
I'm getting shipped with Casper.


Shut up

Well I'm also apparently being shipped with Yutaka. So it could have been worse, they could have shipped you with a mexican.

Trutaka
OssTru
TruCasper
Trsai
Natru
Byrtrue

I've been them all.

So it's like pass the bucket?
it's more wishful thinking that Tru would even agree.

Well the thing about shipping is that it doesn't matter if you agree or have any chemistry with the other person. The fangirls are going to write fan fictions and make fan art about the two of you anyway.

Don't let Zen see this

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The Flood / Re: http://tinychat.com/ummndc
« on: January 29, 2015, 11:47:55 PM »
We have dank memes

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