>be back at home depot
>again
>need to build shower
>need pipes
>ask for plumbing shower
>lady asks what I need
>tell her pipes for shower
>she escorts me a sample shower
>grabs glue gun
>glues me in shower
>people are looking
>older employee
>walks up with broom
>melts glue
>opens door
>gets in shower
>glues shut
>wut
>asks me what i need
>tell him pipes
>he tightens his hand on the broom stick
>ravishes me
>with broom stick
>a crowd of onlookers gathers
>he loses broom stick
>grabs his debit card
>swipes between my cheeks
>crowd cheers
>asks me if he did a good job
>good job of checking my pipes
>checked my pipes
>exists shower
>credit card denied
>owe $27.39 for a broken broom
>came for pipes
>mfw

>back to home depot
>again
>again
>older gentleman asks wut i need
>tell him need tractor
>john deer
>he takes me to tractors
>tells me to choose my favorite
>I choose one
>he'll be back
>he's back
>with a younger good looking male employee
>younger male hands me paperwork
>can't move my arms
>old man tied me to tractor
>he pulls down my pants
>hazes me
>paddling.jpeg
>announces on bull horn show is to start
>other people come watch
>puts tractor on 5th gear
>drives with me around store
>people follow
>jumps off tractor
>leaves me on
>hit the paint isle
>he runs to the wreck
>picks up paint brush
>paints a deer on my head
>tells me his name is john
>john deer. wut
>picks up his antlers
>ravishes me
>asks the crowd
>they are entertained
>they give john the thumbs up
>means finish me
>john looks me in the eyes
>ravishes me
>asked how i liked him johning my deer
>makes me sign paper work
>buy broken tractor
>ask to buy snickers
>not enough change
>cashier ravishes me
>i'm still wearing antlers
>mfw

>home depot again
>more home
>more depot
>need to buy lightbulbs
>60watt
>ask lightbulb employee
>he asks me if i've heard of new florescent lights
>nope.jpeg
>takes me to them
>notice price tag
>3 times it drops
>tells me it's cleaner
>grab old 60watt bulbs
>looks me dead in the eye
>says NO
>pulls down my pants
>cuts open florescent light box
>inserts lightbulb into my anus
>punches me in the nose
>the lightbulb lights up
>tells me to buy more florescent
>pick them up off shelf
>turn around
>he's still there
>starts feeding me lightbulbs
>asks me to pay for the 476 lightbulbs he fed me
>tell him I have $20
>ravishes me
>takes old 60watt bulb
>shatters it
>shatters my dreams of being an electrician
>asks me if I want a home depot card
>will give me 5% cash back on lightbulb purchases
>my anus is bleeding
>liberty and justice for all
>mfw

>home depot
>yes again
>ask for tile fixtures for new outhouse
>get shown catalogue
>notice tiles that I like
>they're called chocolate skies
>tell employee I want chocolate skies
>tells me to hold on one moment
>comes back
>escorts me to the tile samples
>shows me chocolate skies
>doesn't look like them
>tell him
>before I can change my mind he grabs me
>pushes me against wall
>try to move
>can't
>hands are sticky
>entire body is sticky
>he spackled me to the wall
>starts spackeling tiles to me
>calls over additional employees for assistance
>four black men make their way over
>he asks for them to put tiles on me
>they pick up the wall and lay it down
>they get on top of me
>sit on my face
>they eat tiles
>can't see anything
>feel my pants being removed
>original employee asks how I like my view
>tell him I can't see anything but black
>chocolate skies
>he asks if it's chocolate enough
>ravishes me
>pours cement on me
>i am encased with 4 chocolate colored men sitting on me
>they call it the statue of chocerty
>john meyer arrives
>plays song
>calls it chocolate skies
>oh say does that star spangled banner
>constitutional chocolate
>go to customer service
>ask for refund
>denied
>mfw

Fine, Pm me a vocaroo of you using your best seductive voice talking about all the wonderful things you would do to me, letting me drip chocolate on you body and caress it with my tongue, you going to my dick and swallowing it all, and it has to be hot and 3 minutes at least.

Used to be getting baked, doing shrooms, ect. Now, fuck if I know, I'm just stuck in a perpetual state of boredom; the clean life sucks honestly.

PM me pic of your asshole spread open with my name written on your butt.

Charge your phone nigga.

Quote from: Z♡n on March 24, 2015, 12:16:03 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 24, 2015, 12:13:25 AM

Quote from: Z♡n on March 24, 2015, 12:12:14 AM

Your mom was an enemy of my dick.

*shoots and kills Z- Z-*

However the fuck you spell you name.

It's spelled "I love penis" because its delicious and nutritious.

That's disgusting.

Have you ever tried cum? It's good.

Your mom was an enemy of my dick.

Either some cheating ass whose fiance at the time said she would kill herself if he kept contact with me, possibly some coke head, or some fuck who got his dick wet during spring break in Daytona.

Quote from: Jim on March 22, 2015, 11:48:06 PM

Oh

I just want to go to space to be sentenced to death by snu snu.

I guess it's a good thing I roll both ways, though I can't say I really care if it is selfish either way, I want my genetic lineage to continue regardless of who I'm with. I'd be up for adoption as well when it comes to more kids, but want at least one kid of my own blood.

Nah, most of my past sucked ass.

Quote from: Z♡n on March 22, 2015, 01:12:33 AM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on March 22, 2015, 01:09:39 AM

How To Train Your Dragon


CUZ TOOTHLESS : D

Scalie.

Is that a vote for Dragons? If you guys can think of other G or PG movies, let me know and I can re-check if I have them. Netflix may also be a possibility, but the winning physical movie I'll keep as a back up.

Nah, I'd rather go with Wall-E, though I have never seen Megamind or Over the Hedge.

How To Train Your Dragon


CUZ TOOTHLESS : D

Scalie.

I just didn't give enough of a fuck to sign on earlier, been working on papers.