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The Flood / Re: tru sucks
« on: June 16, 2016, 09:14:25 AM »
This was my favorite thing about Tru.

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Gaming / Is anyone here unable to load ODST on MCC?
« on: June 16, 2016, 07:46:51 AM »
Was going through the campaigns and found myself unable to get past the loading screen. Apparently I'm not the only one with that problem looking it up, so I was wondering if anyone here also has that issue. Already tried uninstalling both ODST and the whole game and re-installing it with no success.

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The Flood / Re: These sorts of images should be illegal.
« on: June 16, 2016, 06:59:43 AM »
Oh

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The Flood / Well, Mister Tea,
« on: June 16, 2016, 02:58:13 AM »
I'm rather certain that the "what" of what-you've-written is intended more to amuse than to diffuse our fears of what a Trump Regime might achieve. And for that - I offer my appreciation. We all need a break from his serious foolishness. Or foolish seriousness - whatever works, right?
 
However, your jesting and the truth are not all that far apart; my data says that it's happened prior to now. Mostly, of course, in the past. In my own brief lifetime, my family and I lived near a family from the Planet Syracon. They wore strange hats, spoke through their noses, and were addicted to gum chewing. Oh, at first we all tried to be neighborly, and politely believed them when they told all of us that they were from Syracuse. We ultimately learned their true true place of origin - Syracon, which as it turned out was a planet that had depleted their food supply - which was a diet of flagstone. Shorty after they arrived, these aliens would collect flagstone and stockpile it in their back yard - where they would store it until they had arranged a rendezvous with the Mother Ship. None of us ever saw the Mother Ship, but we did see evidence of it landing in their backyard: a large, round area of burned-out grass - a space that they cleverly alleged had been an above-ground swimming pool which they claimed was removed for safety's sake. Eventually we knew better: the facts began to add up, and at some point - no doubt fearing that the neighbors had caught on - they put a for-sale sign on their front lawn, and were heard from no more.
 
So, there it is, Mister Tea. You are another Jules Verne - the guy who brought us the submarine as fiction, well prior to its actual appearance - amusing us as he did with his oh-so prescient fiction. Thank you for your like-minded ingenuity.

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The Flood / Re: I want to take this girls virginity
« on: June 15, 2016, 11:36:42 PM »
Yes

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The Flood / Re: "I don't like RC Cola"
« on: June 15, 2016, 08:49:45 PM »
Soda really isn't that good overall. Had one a few days ago for the first time in months and thought it was meh.

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The Flood / Re: Look what came in the mail today
« on: June 13, 2016, 07:29:25 PM »
It's great that this thread is still going.

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Serious / Re: HOLD THE DOOOOOOOOOR
« on: June 13, 2016, 08:55:38 AM »
Fuck this guy.

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Why is your avatar so low-quality?
The image I'm linking is large it's just that the site destroys avatar quality.
You should just upload to imgur and then specify avatar by URL, uploading avatars to here is shit.

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The Flood / Re: post itt and I'll rate you on a scale of 1 to 3
« on: June 13, 2016, 03:12:58 AM »
Posting

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The Flood / NSFW Look what came in the mail today
« on: June 13, 2016, 12:15:35 AM »

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Literally no one thinks this way

The problem is when the strong independent woman becomes a requirement for a story
pandering for the sake of pandering

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I have hardly slept and kinda out of it on Prozac, sorry.

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Literally no one thinks this way

The problem is when the strong independent woman becomes a requirement for a story
Pretty much this, pandering for the sake of pandering is annoying, see Dragon Age 2 with literally everyone being bi and the dialog being either you're flirting or you hate people.

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The Flood / I really enjoy being random sometimes.
« on: June 10, 2016, 06:47:35 PM »
Platypus! See; that's how random I am.

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The Flood / my sleeping is royally fucked
« on: June 10, 2016, 11:39:09 AM »
Just woke up at 12:30 after falling asleep 7. Days before that I was falling asleep at 1 pm to wake up at 6-7 pm. Anyone else's sleep schedule fuck up after summer break started?

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The Flood / Re: Someone offers you $500,000 to do angel dust
« on: June 10, 2016, 05:33:57 AM »
Pcp ain't no joke, but still, my life would be better off with $500000.

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The Flood / Re: does anyone else find it annoying...
« on: June 09, 2016, 09:48:46 PM »
For me, I don't really like talking seriously on a subject unless I'm well informed on what I'm talking about.

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The Flood / Re: Yo muthafuckas so i was just wondering...
« on: June 09, 2016, 07:19:51 PM »
I’m poppin' off bout sagemode sage of tha six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Supa Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara wit tha Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyez of Dirtnap Perception, n' Geass doujutsus, equipped wit his Shinin Trapezohedron while castin Supa Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controllin tha Gold Experience Requiem stand, havin become tha original gangsta vampire afta havin absorbed Alucard as well as a Dogg Hand, able ta tap tha fuck into tha speedforce, bustin tha Kamen Rider Black RX suit, wit Kryptonian DNA implanted up in his ass n' havin smoked Popeye’s spinach while possessin quantum powers like Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Manhattan n' havin mastered Hokuto Shinken.

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The Flood / Re: Yo muthafuckas so i was just wondering...
« on: June 09, 2016, 07:18:48 PM »
I’m also not poppin' off bout Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara wit tha Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami n' tha Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his cold-ass two original gangsta Rinnegan (which grant his ass Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei n' Banbutsu Sōzō) n' a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his wild lil' forehead, capable of rockin Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton n' even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped wit his Gunbai(capable of rockin Uchihagaeshi) n' a Shakujō cuz he be a masta up in kenjutsu n' taijutsu, a slick Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both tha Juubi n' tha Gedou Mazou, wit Hashirama Senju’s DNA n' grill implanted on his chest, his wild lil' four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guardin his ass n' nine Gudōdama floatin behind his ass AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from tha First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on dem hoes n' used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so his schmoooove ass can use they Chakra while they is under Genjutsu fo'sho. I’m definitely NOT Talkin bout sagemode sage of tha six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Supa Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara wit tha Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyez of Dirtnap Perception, n' Geass doujutsus, equipped wit Shinin Trapezohedron while castin Supa Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controllin tha Gold Experience Requiem stand, havin become tha original gangsta vampire afta Alucard, able ta tap tha fuck into tha speedforce, bustin tha Kamen Rider Black RX suit n' Gedou Mazou, wit Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted up in his ass so dat schmoooove muthafucka has mokuton kekkei genkai n' can big-ass up yin yang release ninjutsu while bein a expert up in kenjutsu n' taijutsu n' havin smoked Popeye’s spinach.

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The Flood / Yo muthafuckas so i was just wondering...
« on: June 09, 2016, 07:15:00 PM »
Is there a cold-ass lil characta dat could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha, biatch? Let ridin' solo defeat his muthafuckin ass fo' realz. And I’m not poppin' off bout Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not poppin' off bout Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either n' shiznit yo. Hell, I’m not even poppin' off bout Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara wit tha Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan n' Rinnegan doujutsus (with tha rikodou abilitizzles n' bein capable of both Amateratsu n' Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped wit his Gunbai, a slick Susano’o, control of tha juubi n' Gedou Mazou, wit Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted up in his ass so dat schmoooove muthafucka has mokuton kekkei genkai n' can big-ass up yin yang release ninjutsu while bein a expert up in kenjutsu n' taijutsu.

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Not cuz all of a sudden I gots a straight-up boner fo' adz n' I wanna peep them, no. But cuz I don't wanna be a leech ta tha problem n' have tha shiznit I wanna bust a nut on taken away on tha internizzle cuz of tha lack of ad revenue.

So yeah, adz may suck but possibly losin content or a joint even cuz of ad block is much worse.

Still would be sick if Cheat straight-up setup paid subscriptions havin no adz fo' like a year or suttin' on yo' account, no?

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The Flood / Re: They ruined my mousepad!
« on: June 09, 2016, 07:10:52 AM »
How much did it cost?
99 cents
That 4Chan lifehack for cheap custom mousepads?

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The Flood / Re: man I love cum
« on: June 08, 2016, 11:54:00 PM »
why would anyone regardless of their gender or sexual orientation actually enjoy drinking semen

it's baffling
It's not bad tasting actually.

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The Flood / Re: Man I love milk.
« on: June 08, 2016, 11:53:13 PM »
I've been drinking almond milk for so long that regular milk just tastes gross to me
fucking disgusting
Nah, it's vanilla with a hint of honey.  Freaking best, fam
That Silk very vanilla soy milk is great. Prefer it to regular milk.

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The Flood / NSFW gangsta rap made me do it
« on: June 08, 2016, 02:05:47 AM »
Everyonez countin on me
to cheer dem up n' give dem fuckin shitloadz of juice
I hope dat I can help dem study fo' they test
I be bout ta work hard ta support dem n' always try mah best

itz so much funk ta help up in tha dormitory
and be a supa moe n' generic loli
"I wanna do suttin' fo' you" Oniichan holla'd
I gasped n' holla'd "what is we goin ta do on tha bed?"
oh no oh no

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
whatz dis sticky shiznit on me son?
They fuck wit me until
I smell like salty coins n' milk

Morning, everyone!
Todizzle we gonna git fuckin shitloadz of fun
UGUU is I cute?
in mah straight-up swimsuit

POMFPOMF wanna stay
and play tha pop up pirate game?
STOP STOP touchin me
itz makin me feel all funky
NII CHAN I gots a straight-up boner fo' you
but please stop smellin mah pantsu
Yay yay dawwwwg! fuck wit me
ah ah you make me happy

EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
I wanna ride on nii-chan
all dizzle long

EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
therez just no way dat thang will fit
I be bout ta endure it

POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
but whatz dis sticky shiznit on me son?
They fuck wit me until
I smell like salty coins n' milk

Morning, everyone!
Todizzle we gonna git fuckin shitloadz of fun
UWAHN UWAHN IT'S REALLY TOUGH
NOT TO CLENCH UP MY BUTT

POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF
POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF
TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM
TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST
POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF
POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF
TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM
TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST

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The Flood / Re: tfw you stay up all night and day
« on: June 08, 2016, 01:51:08 AM »
Same here fam. I can't seem to stay asleep for more than 4 hours at a time. I usually take a nap later int he day to compensate.
Happened to me as well one of the days, which I think made it worse.  Shit sucks.

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The Flood / tfw you stay up all night and day
« on: June 08, 2016, 01:48:24 AM »
Fall asleep at 9 pm the first day, but the days afterwards you keep waking up around 1 am and play hell getting back to sleep.

What's up?

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