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4321
« on: May 17, 2015, 01:45:03 PM »
I just wanna be with my own loli-like person.
Yum.
4322
« on: May 17, 2015, 01:29:41 PM »
I really never understood all the fear with the shit anyhow. Fuck, there's loli threads on /b/ everyday I can guarantee that not everyone in those threads are from the U.S.
4323
« on: May 17, 2015, 01:27:22 PM »
I'd go with Amy.
>her parents are rich
>they own mars
>she may seem dumb but is actually really smart (she is mentored by the professor and also remember the device she designed that the cats used to steal the earth's rotation)
>she's more sexually active
>you don't have the risk of having a really mutated child with Amy (Leela may be the most normal mutant around but that doesn't guarantee her kids will and no the episode with Kip doesn't count because the way in which they get preggo is vastly different then the normal way)
4324
« on: May 17, 2015, 02:46:46 AM »
I'd suck dick for the position. Well, I'd suck dick regardless, but this time it would be with a goal in mind.
4325
« on: May 16, 2015, 08:29:23 PM »
I've spent today at the waterpark staring at chicks asses, so very.
4326
« on: May 16, 2015, 06:06:51 PM »
Drugs and 12 year olds from third world countries.
4327
« on: May 14, 2015, 01:11:59 PM »
Only during Confession, I was raised Catholic you know.
4328
« on: May 13, 2015, 07:27:47 PM »
Bee-boo-bop-bop, bee-boo-bop-bop.
I love this young people's music.
4329
« on: May 13, 2015, 07:01:50 PM »
4330
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:55:32 PM »
I'd post a microdick (jive's dick) if it wasn't ban material
luckily for you, I'm just drunk enough
NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR JIVE'S EGO
Last Edit: Today at 06:52:44 PM by Comet Damn, I missed it. PM me it Das.
4331
« on: May 13, 2015, 03:44:09 PM »
Dub post
Nigger Cheat needs to fix this.
Aw, you removed the double post, there goes my hopes of spamming this thread with that.
I made it better for you.
 Bob Dole approves.
4332
« on: May 13, 2015, 03:41:05 PM »
Dub post
Nigger Cheat needs to fix this.
Aw, you removed the double post, there goes my hopes of spamming this thread with that.
4333
« on: May 13, 2015, 03:40:09 PM »
Bob Dole approves.
4334
« on: May 13, 2015, 02:13:22 AM »
>Jacksonville
Fucking Florida man. I got to find my way out of here before I end up dead in some insane way.
4335
« on: May 13, 2015, 02:09:32 AM »
thinking about doing Seifer Almasy or Squall next
Do Seifer by the way. I was thinking about doing a Chrono Trigger/Cross themed one at one point, but I'm too lazy.
4336
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:51:29 AM »
Well, mine used to be, but then I was told my avatar was too lewd and underage looking.
4337
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:35:45 AM »
So, is this your way of coming out of the closet now?
4338
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:10:43 AM »
Over-indulging in alcoholic substances is a sin. The only alcohol that should touch your lips is the transubstantiated blood of Christ.
4339
« on: May 12, 2015, 07:54:02 PM »
I made hot sauce.
4340
« on: May 12, 2015, 01:30:12 AM »
 Pretty sure this is him.
4341
« on: May 12, 2015, 01:21:33 AM »
I just wanna fight lemon irl
by "fight", do you actually mean "rough sex"?
Can the sex actually be rough when the dick is so small it barely penetrates?
Who said Jive would be penetrating?
Who said I was talking about Jive?
ohh?
It's okay Lemon, small dicks are cute, especially locked up. I'll buy a chastity cage for you.
4342
« on: May 12, 2015, 01:17:33 AM »
I just wanna fight lemon irl
by "fight", do you actually mean "rough sex"?
Can the sex actually be rough when the dick is so small it barely penetrates?
Who said Jive would be penetrating?
Who said I was talking about Jive?
4343
« on: May 12, 2015, 01:11:57 AM »
I just wanna fight lemon irl
by "fight", do you actually mean "rough sex"?
Can the sex actually be rough when the dick is so small it barely penetrates?
4344
« on: May 12, 2015, 12:58:54 AM »
I just quickly switch my tab over to gay furry porn to save myself the embarrassment of people seeing me on this place.
4345
« on: May 11, 2015, 11:05:19 PM »
I really need to be a girlfriend.
iktf
I wish I had a cute guy I could cuddle up to.
They don't exist here in the North East...
My cousin's going to ESU and he's... Alright.
Got nothing on his younger sister though.... God damn...
How young we talking?
I think she's 14 now.
She single? You should totally hook me up with her.
Fuck off she's mine
But you're relatives, didn't think you had a wincest fetish as well. Should have guess it though. Well, would you at least be down for a threesome?
4346
« on: May 11, 2015, 11:02:15 PM »
I really need to be a girlfriend.
iktf
I wish I had a cute guy I could cuddle up to.
They don't exist here in the North East...
My cousin's going to ESU and he's... Alright.
Got nothing on his younger sister though.... God damn...
How young we talking?
I think she's 14 now.
She single? You should totally hook me up with her.
4347
« on: May 11, 2015, 11:00:36 PM »
I really need to be a girlfriend.
iktf
I wish I had a cute guy I could cuddle up to.
They don't exist here in the North East...
My cousin's going to ESU and he's... Alright.
Got nothing on his younger sister though.... God damn...
How young we talking?
4348
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:58:00 PM »
Lemon can make me laugh more often then you, plus your fox images are cringe worthy even for someone like me.
4349
« on: May 11, 2015, 10:56:11 PM »
I really need to be a girlfriend.
iktf I wish I had a cute guy I could cuddle up to.
4350
« on: May 11, 2015, 04:08:41 PM »
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