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The Flood / Re: Man I wish (School Courses edition)
« on: September 18, 2015, 02:04:21 PM »
It's almost been 6 years since I was in high school last, so I don't really care.

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The Flood / Re: How many fora do you frequent
« on: September 18, 2015, 01:51:39 PM »
I'm one of the most active posters on the boards section of Motherless.com
You should post some links on ml recruiting here.

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The Flood / Re: Neo wasn't The One; Agent Smith was
« on: September 18, 2015, 01:25:23 PM »
cOLD

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The Flood / Re: People with over 10,000 posts...
« on: September 18, 2015, 01:22:55 PM »
>essentially does nothing more than shitpost
>still can't break 5000

feels bad man

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever sexted/cybered with someone?
« on: September 18, 2015, 01:21:07 PM »
Was... Was it at least erotic?
I THRUST MY THROBBING COCK INTO YOUR TIGHT PUSSY AND LET OUT A LONG SIGH OF PLEASURE
That is uh..

P gay mang
Dude stop jerking off while you post it's gross
I'm in class tho
Jerking off in class while reading forums. Excellent use of multitasking bro.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever sexted/cybered with someone?
« on: September 18, 2015, 01:20:18 PM »
Yeah

All the time with guys and girls

But they all left me because they got a boyfriend/girlfriend, got mad at me, or are dealing with a life crisis

tfw no sexting buddy
You can sext me.

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The Flood / Re: Don't you just hate it?
« on: September 18, 2015, 08:28:47 AM »
Did you really need to make a topic about this?
Careful , you might hurt his feelings and cause drama.

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The Flood / Re: who sheeber heaven here
« on: September 18, 2015, 07:40:07 AM »
FLEE IS MY BEST FRIEND
IN THE WORLD

FLEE IS MY BEST FRIEND IN THE SEA

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The Flood / Re: women dont get their periods in space
« on: September 17, 2015, 11:06:29 PM »

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The Flood / Re: women dont get their periods in space
« on: September 17, 2015, 11:05:04 PM »
I wonder what zero gravity anal is like.
tfw he spins you on his cock
...

I need to get to space fast

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The Flood / Re: women dont get their periods in space
« on: September 17, 2015, 11:04:17 PM »
I wonder what zero gravity anal is like.

One thrust will launch you off his dick and send you flying into the sun
At least then I can be grossly incandescent.

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The Flood / Re: women dont get their periods in space
« on: September 17, 2015, 11:00:59 PM »
I wonder what zero gravity anal is like.

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The Flood / Re: What would you do
« on: September 17, 2015, 10:45:14 PM »
$1 million would honestly be enough to guarantee financial security for a few years, remove some of the bills stacked up against me currently, student debt, ect. Plus some other things I personally want. It wouldn't lead to a life of luxury, but it'd get the ball rolling some. Ain't worth it to take a 50/50 chance. 

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The Flood / Re: If you drink beer you have shit taste tbh
« on: September 17, 2015, 09:09:11 PM »
Beer is a great for parties though
Not at all

terrible taste is terrible taste

Know what's good for parties? Vodka. Vodka is the best form of alcohol, tbh. When I want to make a mixed drink, I just do one part vodka and one part ginger ale with a pinch of rock salt. It's really the best way to go
Nah man, get yourself some Grey Goose Vodka, some Coffee Patron Tequila, some Irish Creamer, and some ice cream and ice. Make yourself some fucking Mudslides with it.

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The Flood / Re: If you drink beer you have shit taste tbh
« on: September 17, 2015, 09:01:21 PM »
If by beers, you mean generic horse piss, then yeah, but there are good beers. I'm partial to coffee beers myself.

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The Flood / Re: Do you plan on getting married/having a big wedding?
« on: September 17, 2015, 08:31:29 PM »
eh, if I ever do get married, it'll just because me and my partner want the legal benefits most likely.

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The Flood / Re: Do you plan on getting married/having a big wedding?
« on: September 17, 2015, 03:54:22 PM »
Quote
Sex anytime

ewww
I see now why you'll break up with chicks just because they say you play games too much.

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The Flood / Re: New name for Psy
« on: September 17, 2015, 03:51:13 PM »
I've always just said Mr. P.

Though I have grown to like future shota neko elf boy.
get out
For calling him Mr. P or for the type of body I want to put his mind into after androids become a reality?

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The Flood / Re: New name for Psy
« on: September 17, 2015, 03:12:04 PM »
I've always just said Mr. P.

Though I have grown to like future shota neko elf boy.

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The Flood / Re: This May Surprise You!
« on: September 17, 2015, 12:39:37 AM »

Here's a better one.

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The Flood / Re: tfw no gf
« on: September 16, 2015, 11:06:35 PM »
I'll be your gf

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The Flood / Re: Origins of your username?
« on: September 16, 2015, 09:04:08 PM »
"Hey, I need a name to shitpost with."
"Uh, how about Zenmaster?"
"Sounds good."

Every name since then has just me trying to make my name more cancerous, well until now, because awoo is my waffle.

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The Flood / Re: another corset thread-chan
« on: September 16, 2015, 08:26:47 PM »

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The Flood / Re: another corset thread-chan
« on: September 16, 2015, 08:24:47 PM »
They look better on girly boys.
I swear, one day I'll have the body for them.

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Do you former coworkers hook you up with discounts still?

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The Flood / Re: I'm Verbatim
« on: September 16, 2015, 03:19:30 PM »
That one guy who hated ponies back on B.net?
No no, I think he's the guy that made a lot of blog posts on the Flood back on B.net.
lol norblog?

i wonder where that guy ran off to
He was a cool d00d.
Taking black and white selfies while smoking cigars like a boss

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The Flood / Re: really beginning to feel the grind now...
« on: September 16, 2015, 02:50:30 PM »
Coffee and not having a life past School and the internet.

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The Flood / Re: check out this meme lads
« on: September 16, 2015, 08:19:37 AM »
Beyblades were the fucking shit.

I used to attach barb wire to the metal ones, yes I am sick in the head.

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you need a new avatar

You shut your whore mouth!
sorry but I don't know what it is and I think you could do better
hush, son. Midna is top teir waifu material.
tfw Midna will never sit on your face

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The Flood / Re: I hate myself so much, it's kind of painful.
« on: September 16, 2015, 06:19:47 AM »
Just remember, you'e not gay.
Have you seen those femboy and dick threads he posted?
There's nothing gay about those threads though.

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